2022 is brand-new and very shameful. The copy is very shy and funny.

1. I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. Polite people call it love at first sight.

2. Always say that my mouth is shut. How do you know if it is soft or not? Maybe it's sweet.

Why? I didn't write Tibetan poems.

4. I want to stay with you all the time. Mm-hmm.

Even if you are wearing clothes from the sky, I will unbutton those stars.

6. "In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?"

7. What's the point of being kept in the dark by my brother? It's fun to be locked in a quilt.

8. I hope it's not life that depresses me, but you.

I just wanted to see the stars and the moon before, but now I can't get up when I see you.

10. If it can't be finished in one night, it will be two nights.

1 1. I didn't know until I met you. Love words don't have to be said with your mouth.

12. It's late at night. Let's talk about the topic between adults. When will you go to work tomorrow?

13. Tulips are not as fragrant as your bath towel.

14. Always say that my mouth is shut. How do you know if it is soft or not? Maybe it's sweet.

15. Go to Tibet if you are lovelorn, and Lijiang if you are single. If you like, I can come to RT Mart, where I sell pork every day.

16. The cold temperament in my bones gave me rheumatoid arthritis.

17. I hope it's not life that depresses me, but you.

18. Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the express hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the way to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge.

19. The boy sitting behind me always pulls my bra strap. I dare not say anything, tell my family or tell my teacher. I'm scared. After all, I am the only boy in my class who dresses like this.

20. Why didn't you call me back? Chatting with Jay's silly baby, missing loneliness, sadness, wandering, first love, angel obedient diary, kitten again?

2 1. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207 bones.

22. I thought love should be difficult, but I didn't expect it to be.

23. I just wanted to see the stars and the moon before, but now I can't get up when I see you.

24. If you can't finish it in one night, it will take two nights.

I didn't know until I met you that love words don't have to be said with my mouth.

26. "In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?"

27. What's the point of being kept in the dark by my brother? It's fun to be locked in a quilt.

It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

29. I like the way you blush and the way you gasp.

30. I am Qian, you are Bei, and we are very good together.