How to describe the Grand Hyatt Shanghai with humor?

The humorous description of Grand Hyatt Shanghai can be said as follows:

Shanghai Jinmao Grand Hyatt Hotel is like a gentleman in a suit and tie, full of energy, elegant temperament and excellent taste. It is like a pearl in the city, emitting dazzling light, which makes people linger. If Shanghai is the Paris of the East, then Grand Hyatt Jinmao is the Eiffel Tower in Shanghai, which is elegant, charming and iconic. Staying at the Grand Hyatt for one night can not only give you a luxurious environment and meticulous service, but also give you a noble and special feeling, as if you were in a paradise.

Grand Hyatt Shanghai is located on the 53rd-87th floors of Jinmao Tower on the 88th floor, and was once rated as "the tallest hotel in the world" by the Millennium edition of Guinness World Records in 2000.