Does anyone have any jokes about hotels?

Let me tell you some funny experiences when I was a minister in a Hunan restaurant a few years ago:

1, 7.8 regular customers came that day, and one of them ordered a fried turtle. I thought it was strange at the time. Why not call it a water fish tortoise? I didn't ask much. Later, the kitchen owner looked at the menu and said, how to fry this turtle? Let the guests do it in other ways. Then I went to the guest and said, "This turtle can't be fried." Speechless, it turned out that I heard wrong.

Another day, three guests ordered a sherry red, which was added in the kitchen without pepper. They didn't pay attention at that time. After a few mouthfuls of food, the guest found that he wanted to change, but the kitchen he had eaten did not change. At that time, I took it out and selected the peppers before putting them in. Unexpectedly, I didn't choose it clean and was asked to change it again. I didn't withdraw this time. I had a brainwave and called.

I don't remember anything else. Send it when I remember.