Tanabata friends circle plagiarized funny sentences.

1, tanabata gift list can be dried, as long as you remember not to dry the object, in case it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.

2. Tanabata, I can count. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

3. Why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult!

My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

5. Lovers have Valentine's Day, while enemies have Di Renjie.

6. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

7. On Tanabata, we should do something good and break up a note in the supermarket with chocolate.

8. Today is Qixi Valentine's Day. I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife says you can give anything, as long as it's from you, I like it. I thought it over carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your parents!" " "

9. Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

10, this year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, only boyfriends.