Who can tell me the whole story of the Yue incident in detail (note: what was she doing when she was watching the World Expo)

Gender: female. After that, she will be called Yue. She likes to be called that.

Height, similar to yeast, 150 points.

Weight, visually 140 kg, actually according to her own statement 160 kg.

Relationship with LZ: High school students have the same youthful memories.

LZ, currently working in Shanghai.

The story takes place in the background. Yue is going to bring her new boyfriend to Shanghai to see the World Expo. Her mother told my mother that she wanted me to entertain her.

My mother told me with tears on the phone, girl, help me entertain them and take them to play. Abortion's mother and LZ's mother are very good friends.

Well, on the phone, I accepted this arduous task and said that it was 65438+ 10 1 I had seven days off.

Xiaoyueyue also talked to me on the phone, and her tone was very polite. I'm still a little excited that she thinks she is a mature adult. After all, I am still very excited when my hometown comes. one

I am alone in Shanghai, and I am very excited to come to one or two hometown people.

On October 2nd, 65438 10, Xiaoyue called me and arrived in Shanghai at noon on the 3rd. I was asked to help book a hotel, but I was given the following conditions:1below 50 yuan, preferably 3 stars, free of charge.

Pay early, preferably near the World Expo.

I hesitate. During the World Expo, and it is the National Day, it is very difficult to make a temporary hotel reservation. Want three stars, below 150 yuan is impossible to complete the task!

I said at that time, why don't you live in my rented place? LZ rented two rooms by herself. You have lived here enough.

On the phone, yue said in a loud voice, no, people bring their boyfriends, and they will make a noise at night. . . HOHO。 . . HOHO .。 . Maybe. . . .

HOHO...HOHO。 . . It will be big. . . .

When I wrote the above paragraph, I still felt goose bumps.

I can only say, help her find a way.

After hanging up the phone, I began to have a headache and struggled for a long time. Can only be booked in a hotel at a distance from Xinzhuang subway station, 2 stars, free breakfast. The price is 188, which may be more expensive than abortion.

Standard, but I can't be better than it.

To tell the truth, if it were me, I would feel very satisfied.

I called Xiaoyueyue and told her objectively about the hotel. I told her that I didn't like to talk about it when I came to see it, and I couldn't book anything else. Her tone feels okay.

So the hotel was booked.

The next day, I went to the train station to meet her early and told her that I was waiting at the door.

As a result, the train arrived at 10: 30, and I didn't pick up anyone until 1 1: 00, and I didn't answer my phone or return my text messages. I think something is wrong. Scared to death.

Fortunately, 1 1: 00 was at 15. She called me and asked me where I was in a lazy voice. I said, I'm at the exit, I'm waiting for you.

Xiaoyue said slowly with the voice of yeast screaming, Oh, I didn't see you, Oh, hehehehehehe, my husband and I took a taxi to the hotel. . . I know

Where is the Dao hotel?

I stood at the exit with a phone, and people came and went, feeling like a bolt from the blue. . .

Ok, I'll take it. . I take a taxi to Xinzhuang.

12 After 20 minutes, I arrived at the hotel.

Comrades, because these two days and one night have been unforgettable, I can even recite the specific time, because it is so unforgettable.

When I arrived at the hotel, I saw a man and a woman waiting for me.

How can I put it? Xiaoyueyue was round when she was in high school, but now she is round and has not changed much, but there are more pimples on her face.

It's nice to have men around Xiaoyue. Call him W. W looks gentle and clean, but he is silent.

Xiaoyue looked at me with resentful eyes and said, I hate it, I hate keeping people waiting for so long. I swear, I swear to hate you from now on. . . . discuss

My feet are blistered. . .

Me. . . . I already feel stabbed several times in my heart, and I swallowed and said, I just came from the railway station. Come to my room if you have something to say. . .

So, when checking in at the front desk, Yue saw several star images on the big signboard of the hotel. She said excitedly, yo! It's five stars! Not bad, really satisfied. .

. .

My eyes looked at the hotel sign calmly. There are two stars on it. The extra stars are just embellishments, not embellishments. . .

When registering at the front desk, the young lady asked me for my ID card, saying that all visitors wanted it, so I took out my ID card. .

Yue said excitedly, alas! What ID does she want? Oh, dear! Does your hotel think we spend the night with a man and two women? Oh dear, oh dear! Barabara. . . .

I turned a deaf ear and calmly gave my ID card to the young lady. The receptionist brushed my ID card, but I didn't brush it out for a while, so I continued to try.

Xiaoyue Yue is even more excited: Oh dear! Is she a wanted man? Why didn't your ID card come out? Oh, dear! When were you wanted? Don't sleep with me at night, I

I'm scared. . . Barabara. . . .

The front desk frowned, then swiped the card and gave the breakfast coupon.

Yue is very excited: Why are there only two breakfast coupons? We don't have enough food! Help yourself to what? What is self-help? Can I eat enough? Barabara.

. .

The MM at the front desk patiently explained it again, saying that the buffet can eat whatever it wants.

Yue smiled with satisfaction, and her round face was flushed with excitement.

We are about to get on the elevator. She picked up the candy tray at the front desk with lightning speed, opened her backpack and poured all the candy with great pride.

Go inside. . . Then I threw away the plate and muttered. Five-star hotels don't even have a baggage helper. . . . .

I, with Xiao W, silently followed into the elevator.

In the elevator, Xiaoyue complained that Shanghai was really hot and broke out in a sweat. Then she hammered her husband Xiao W with her hand and said why it was so hot and why. . . .

In my mind at that time, I saw a roaring horse. . . .

I carefully looked at abortion's skirt.

Sweater! ! !

What! ! It is really a sweater! ! !

Yes, the elevator is nearby. I watched it carefully for a long time. It's the kind of thick sweater I wear in winter. It's long and has a big collar, which wraps her like a ball.

Below is a pair of jeans, but the crotch is torn because it is too fat. It is estimated that two thighs have worn out jeans. When she lifted her leg and kicked her husband W,

I see purple underwear. . . .

Below is a pair of bright red high heels of absolute 15CM!

The whole feeling is like a big ball standing on a compass. . . .

Why should I describe her dress? Because, the first surprise is ray, which is inextricably linked with her dress. . .

When I arrived at the room and saw the chair, I quickly sat down and sent a message to her mother, which was received safely.

Her husband, Xiao W, is a quiet man. He keeps his luggage in order.

What is our little moon doing?

The scene at that time is still shaking when I think about it. . . .

I held my breath. . .

She ... . First, she shouted, why is there no air conditioning? Then, she looked for condoms everywhere and found that the hotel was not equipped with condoms. She scolded 1 with excitement, alas! Five star condom

Don't! ! ! ! !

My heart is starting to hurt. If I have eggs, my eggs will hurt!

But I didn't, so I was very distressed. . . .

Because, Yue did something that made me collapse. . .

She's naked! ! ! ! ! !

Yes! She took it off! She took it off! She really took it off! ! ! ! !

In the room, there are me and Xiao W. . . I haven't seen her for years. She and Xiao W have only known each other for a few days. . .

But she took it off! She took it off! She really took it off! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

W and I were dumbfounded at that time!

Because, after she took off the heavy sweater, we were horrified to find that there was nothing inside! ! !

Really not! Really not!

I don't see a bra!

I only saw two huge balls dragging on my stomach. . . . .

Then W and I, I guess Ray's brain is short-circuited. . .

Just watch her take it off one by one. . . Including. . . . Underwear. . . .

To my surprise, she can take off her jeans, but she is wearing high heels! ! !

To tell the truth, at that time, my brain appeared like an electric shock again and again. . The fourth hospital. . . 1 10.。 . 120.。 . This kind of word. . . .

Xiao W hurried to the chair next to me and sat down. We are both embarrassed and don't know what to say. . . Because, she began to show. . .

Yes, it's on display. . .

First of all, let me describe the hotel room layout.

Opposite the bed is the TV, and on the right is the coffee table and two chairs.

W and I sat in the chair dumbfounded.

Abortion took off her clothes and left a high-heeled shoe. Mix up the fat, and then raise your hand to untie the tied hair!

What! Axillary hair! Axillary hair! ! ! ! Yes, thick armpit hair! ! ! !

With the thick hair below!

I quickly took off my glasses and started looking for a paper towel to wipe. . . .

I repeat, if I have eggs, my eggs will hurt. . .

But I didn't. I can only be sad. . I have a stomachache. . . .

I quickly said, abortion, put on your clothes. Let's leave now. It's past one. Let's go to the Chenghuang Temple this afternoon!

Little w was silent. . .

Abortion completely ignored me and stared at Xiao W's intoxicating steps step by step.

My heart thumped. Is the restricted level on now?

Should I go out or stop? Or hurry home?

Just when I was struggling in my heart. . .

Abortion suddenly bounced up and bounced back to bed like a carp. . .

That kind of agile movements, that kind of gravity, that kind of theory that fat people can't move are all floating clouds, all floating clouds. . .

Xiaoyueyue turned over in bed, turned over again, turned over again, turned over again. . . . .

It's unkind of me to think of the round beef balls I just pinched. . .

Yue began to moan, alas. . . Husband. I hurt my foot. . . I hurt my foot. . . I hurt my foot. . .

Then point her heady feet in the direction of little W, kick, kick, kick. . .

Kick, kick, kick. . .

Kick, kick, kick. . .

Kick, kick, kick. . .

I don't know how to describe her neurotic behavior pattern. . . This is just the beginning of thunder. . . . Two days 1 night, I think I can live to grow up.

Jabba has been very lucky. . .

If you survive, you will have good luck. . . .

Ok, let's go back to abortion. . .

I didn't accidentally see abalone during her repeated kicking. . . I saw chrysanthemums and so on. . . .

I think if I have an egg, my egg will hurt, but at that moment, my eyes will hurt. . . .

Xiao W's head is probably dripping with sweat. He was embarrassed to watch this scene. He said half jokingly and half seriously, I'll leave if you do this again. . . .

I thought, well, is that right? It's a crime to let her go like this. . .

However, I don't know. . .

Yue began to growl!

Yes, she started to growl! ! ! !

Yes, she growled and cried! ! ! ! ! !

She cried, oh, dear. . . . My feet hurt and you don't care about me! Oh, you don't love me! Oh, you're heartbreaking. . . Oh, you're Chen Shimei.

All right, all right. I can't do what you promised me. . . .

I feel that the whole air is suffocating and crows are all over my head. . . . Gaga. . . . Gaga. . . Gaga. . .

W is getting a little tired. . . Keep a straight face. . . Stand up and say, where did I put my wallet? Give it to me. I went home. . .

My heart thumped again. Little W is gone. Throw me one of her best, then I don't want to live. . . I'm sober. . .

This time! Xiaoyueyue suddenly smiled again! Yes, she smiled!

Changing face is faster than Sichuan opera! Really, her growling in front made me feel that she didn't exist. . .

I later realized why Xiao W could stand her because both parents knew each other. It happened that Xiaoyue's parents had tickets for the World Expo and insisted that the two children go to see the world together.

Bo, meet me by the way. . .

Their parents decided to June 65438+1 October1,and told my mother that night that Xiaoyue informed me to entrust me to find a hotel on the 2nd and they would come to Shanghai on the 3rd.

Xiao Wei has only seen Yue twice.

Xiao W is a little old because of emotional injury, 29 years old, and wants to get married soon. So under the pressure of her mother, she and Yue came to Shanghai.

In this case, Xiao W is the victim and Xiao W's mother is the victim. Xiaoyueyue's mother wants her daughter to get married soon, because Xiaoyueyue has experienced N men before and after.

, miserably abandoned n times. So seeing little W is like driftwood. Provide Expo tickets.

And I, the tragic figure who unfortunately fell from the sky! ! ! ! !

Sigh my so-called beautiful national day! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ))

All right! Back to the hotel room at the scene, it should be around 2 pm on the 3 rd. . . .

After Xiao W changed his face, Abortion smiled. . .

Yes, she really smiled, and then, naked, she jumped out of bed and walked to the bathroom. . .

In the meantime, look back and smile, alas! I'm kidding! I want to take a bath. . . .

Then, like playing TV, I twisted my fat ass into the bathroom and vaguely saw the tendon marks of briefs from my ass.

After she entered the bathroom, I stared at Xiao W for a few seconds, and suddenly felt that this dramatic face change was amazing, which I had never learned in school before. . . .

This acting skill, how graceful and jade-like, how Andy Lau and Tony Leung Chiu Wai are, is absolutely floating clouds. . .

We were stupefied when we saw a red high-heeled shoe suddenly thrown out of the bathroom. .

A few seconds later, there was another moan inside, yeah. . . Hmm. . . . Ah. . . Oh, honey. . . oh . ah ....

I really wanted to smash the remote control in my hand. . . .

Then, another bright red high heel was thrown out. . .

I'm awake. . . No, it's temptation. . .

I turned to look at Xiao W sympathetically. . . There is no light in the room, so I can't understand the uncertainty on his face, but I can feel a cold and painful sadness hanging over him.

The smell of sadness. . .

He whispered a few words. . . Me. I have only known her for two days. . Some students doubt whether it is true or not. I really swear here that if there is half a lie, I will have eggs right away, and the eggs hurt every day. . .

Now you feel heavy. . . . Comrades! The back is the best. Compared with what happened at night and the next day, the one in front is simply

It's a side dish . . . For this kind of talent, I feel that my imagination is so poor and ignorant in front of her.

After seeing her, I felt that I had lived in vain for more than 20 years. Although it is said that one meter raises a hundred kinds of people, abortion is definitely the one with the most unplanned human behavior art.

Other creatures.

It is boring and cruel to describe her in any words. After meeting, you can realize, ah, the world is wonderful, and husband and wife are harmonious. What house, economy, daily necessities?

Salt, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is Mao Mao Rain. . . Because of a contrast, mother, god and horse are all floating clouds, and the world is harmonious! ))

Picture back to the hotel room, abortion in the shower. I took a deep breath and turned on the TV to ease the atmosphere.

Xiao W quickly pulled out a cigarette and asked me politely if I mind. Then, after I said it didn't matter, I began to smoke in big gulps.

I estimate that he has lived in vain for almost 30 years, and he opened his eyes for the first time. Responsibility, anger and humiliation haunted him repeatedly.

What I'm thinking is how to get through these two days and send her away. What he considered was how to muddle through and then go home to say goodbye. . .

Scene: I am watching TV and he is smoking. . . Xiaoyueyue is in the bathroom. . . .

Suddenly! Yes! Suddenly!

It was really sudden!

Abortion rushed out!

Naked and with water on his body, he rushed to Xiao W's feet and began to rummage through his luggage. . .

Edge flanging said, alas, how to use the hotel shower gel, this is not ruined my skin?

Two big balls were squatting on the ground. He squinted at Xiao W and said, I'm a beauty. Beauty should be used well. . . .

I seem to have been struck by lightning again. W's cigarette is almost to his ass, and he is still loading cigarettes. . .

I looked at abortion and took it out of the huge luggage. . .

Take out a bottle of that kind of household clothes. . .

Yes! I'm not mistaken! Yes! 1 liter bottle, soft! ! ! !

Then I took out a bottle of unknown liquid that I don't know what brand!

Then he took out a huge banana!

What! Bananas! What! Bananas! ! ! ! !

Oh! Yes, bananas! ! ! ! ! !

Here, I express my silence for all bananas in the world. . .

Can I express my feelings when I see Xiaoyue taking out bananas? I thought at that time, yes, is Yue alone? Is it yeast? Isn't chrysanthemum a match?

Cucumber instead of banana?

I admit that at that moment, my imagination was almost zero. In the end of the world, there was only the education of rotten women left by my subconscious, but there was no lesson in all the profound educational contents.

I, a fat girl, need bananas when taking a bath! !

Xiao W seems to be a little collapsed and silently pulls out another cigarette. . . .

I'm considering whether to ask or not. I even wondered for a moment if this was a trap. . . Live AV?

Well, Xiaoyue Yue is really amazing. She flirted with the ball and peeled the banana, licking the banana's head first. . .

I am not kind, and we don't want to associate. The scene is not beautiful at all, just like an ET in front of you, or even a group of P's, you don't feel the same. . .

Abortion licked Xiao W for a long time, but she didn't respond when she saw Xiao W. She snorted and took out a huge banana. . .

I don't think I should ask. . . Are you going to lick bananas all afternoon?

I said quickly, abortion, what bananas do you eat in the shower? Wash it quickly. Let's go! I arranged several places to play in the afternoon!

At this time, Xiao W looked at his nose, and his nose looked at the cigarette, which was burning. . . .

Abortion snorted, then cut two bananas in half, squeezed out the banana meat and threw it away.

I keep guessing what pi is doing. . What is leather used for? It has no hardness. . . .

Abortion's behavior in the back made me wake up.

I am really retarded. . . .

I remember this memorable time is 654381after 2 pm on October 3.

I have been a fan for many years, and later I was upgraded to a rotten girl, a senior anti-mine figure who never changed color all the way.

I was bleeding from Rene.

I saw Xiaoyue slowly sticking two banana peels on two balls, squeezing, sticking and sucking. . .

Because both her balls are taken down, basically the heads of the balls are pointing directly to the ground at 6 o'clock.

Banana peel sticks well between meat and meat.

I am surprised! I was criticized by thunder! I have a feeling that I am in a strange world. . . . .

I asked a difficult question, abortion. . Month. . . What are you doing?

Abortion saw Xiao W and didn't reflect it. She snorted. . . .

She said shyly: maintenance! Do you think it's strange that the place where you didn't see me is pink? Bananas can be pink all their lives!

Then tell me seriously, well, you also remember to go back and try. . . It will really turn pink. . .

Then, she calmly picked up two large bottles of liquid and twisted them into the bathroom with two yellow banana peels. . .

My mouth is crooked, and I suddenly remember a little W. .

Looking back at him, he still looked at his nose and smoked. . .

A very sad feeling arises spontaneously. . .

W calmly said, we will go back tomorrow, giving you trouble. . .

Suddenly, my eyes filled with tears. . . . I really have tears in my eyes. . . . .

Xiao W calmly asked me, is that KFC at the door 24 hours a day?

I nodded slowly. . . There is a martyr atmosphere between us. .

I still remember that when I was waiting for Xiaoyue to take a bath slowly, I kept switching the TV station from 1 to 74, and then from 1 to 74. . .

Little W smoked countless cigarettes. . .

In the meantime, a short message came from Xiao W's mobile phone. After reading it, he put it on the table with deep sadness, just on my left. I glanced at it and it said, Xiao W, my daughter gave it to you.

All right, have fun!

Xiao W looked miserable, and I began to analyze it with my professional habits. This must be from abortion's mother. This fun is very meaningful! Is to have fun in Shanghai,

Or have fun, abortion. . . .

Now I understand that abortion is not playing Shanghai, but playing loneliness. . .

Xiaoyueyue finally came out of the shower, slowly walked out of the bathroom and put on a bath towel. . .

It's really a towel The hotel is fully equipped. . . She also knows to wear bath towels?

Then she started performing at the Oscars. . .

Hold your head in one hand, the wall in the other, and the bath towel is half-stretched.

His face was flushed and he was short of breath. . .

Look at that. I thought there was a tough guy in the bathroom. . . . .

Abortion felt like, because she was so tired, a maid was helping her, and then she was panting. . .

She can't breathe, yeah! Began to gasp: Xiao W, yes. . Hmm. . Ah. . . Others. . . People have hypoglycemia. . . I feel dizzy in the shower. . . Dizziness. . . Oh, honey. . . Oh dear!

. . . Uh-huh. . . . Ah, ah, ah .

Tianya, is there a doctor of medicine to help me explain, does hypoglycemia really make you dizzy when taking a bath?

At that time, abortion was really wheezing, and Shenma yeast probably admired her. . .

Xiaoyueyue slowly stretched out a hand to Xiao W and panted, husband. . . . Hmm ~ ~ ~ Come and help others. . .

I looked at Xiao W awkwardly, and Xiao W took out another cigarette. . .

When Xiaoyue saw that Xiao W was silent, she stamped her feet: Oh dear. Honey, come and help others. . . Others. . . foolish

I think this is wrong! If this continues, you will either play the restricted level or play Xianglinsao crying again.

I rushed up to hold abortion, grabbed the bath towel and wiped her head at random.

What I think in my heart is Lao Xing's mantra: this cargo is not a person, this cargo is not a person, this cargo is a big wax gourd. . .

Then I casually said, hey, don't throw your banana peel in the toilet! Will be blocked. . . .

Then I want to slap myself, MB, and call you a bitch. . . Ask what banana skin!

Abortion glanced at me with her hazy eyes. . .

Then start to popularize science with me, MM you really don't understand or pretend not to understand!

I pretend to giggle, but actually I want to cry: abortion, I really don't understand. You get dressed and we can go. . . . I will play in the afternoon. . .

Xiaoyue interrupted me seriously: Didn't you just ask me about banana peel?

At that time, I began to fantasize that there were 1000 hands slapping my mouth. I repeatedly scolded myself: MB asked what banana skin, MB asked what banana skin. . .

Abortion lay in bed and began to get dressed. I took a deep breath and quickly returned to my seat.

Xiao W is rummaging through the cigarette case and starting to look for unfinished cigarette butts. . .

Xiao Yueyue, start to arrange the long sweater. . . And then it started. . "Speaking of banana peel, I have to tell you that it can be maintained. . . Oh, hehehehehehe!

! ! Of course, I'm ashamed to turn pink here, and I have to wipe my private parts when I take a shower. . . "

My mouth began to tilt to the other side, and then I cursed myself: MB asked you to ask the banana peel.

Xiao W successfully found several cigarette butts, arranged them one by one, and chose to smoke.

Yue continued to popularize science: "You can't touch it when you wipe it. You have to start slowly from the chrysanthemum, private parts, oh hehe! " Do you know what I'm talking about? "Little Yue Yue.

Assure me repeatedly that I understand what she is saying.

I nodded sadly and cursed myself: MB told you to ask banana peel. MB, she also knows the word chrysanthemum. . .

Xiaoyue month shows off in an ostentatious manner, slowly aiming at Miss Xiao, husband. . . Their private parts are pink, too . . .

Xiao W's face has been cramping for a long time. . It has been a long time. . It has been a long time. . .

Abortion saw that he didn't respond and was ready to become anxious. I quickly interrupted her. "It's not good to throw away the toilet when it's used up. It needs to be blocked!"

MB, I want to slap myself again, so I am eager to take care of the toilet. . .

Abortion calmly glanced at me "how is it possible to throw! They ate the used ones! Banana peel is good for losing weight! "

My brain suddenly seems to have been struck hundreds of times by hundreds of hammers, constantly echoing my inner monologue.