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1. What's it like to fall in love with an immature man? I always feel that the gender is reversed.

My lover is the richest woman in the world, and one day she will pick me up in a Rolls-Royce Phantom. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess it was her eightieth birthday.

Eat in the bowl, look in the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

We are all children of Jianghu, so we should be in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it. I have rich experience.

5. Did you find that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

As a girl, I am not good at pregnancy, but I am good at pregnancy.

7. Those who dare not look at the bank account balance figures are adults, those who dare not look at the report card figures are students, and those who dare not look at both are college students.

8. A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9. When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

10. Seeing couples holding hands at the school gate that day, I couldn't help thinking of myself in junior high school. At that time, I also watched others holding hands.

1 1. I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that my savings were only10 million, which was terrible. I usually dream about 100 million.

12. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes are now unrecognizable by wearing makeup.

13. Look in the mirror when you feel good. After all, this illusion does not happen every day, and the opportunity is rare, so we should cherish it.

14. If something is destined to happen, sleeping for a week will still happen. If some people are destined to appear, you will still meet them when you turn around.

15. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn!

16. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

17. I got ten points in the exam and was questioned by my parents. Dad kicked me first: disappointing thing! Mom went on to say, you were kicked by a donkey by that score.

18. On the first day of school, the kindergarten director called me and told me if your children watched too many court plays. On the first day of roll call, the child directly replied, "I am a slave!" "

19. I put ten dollars into each of my clothes one by one. I like to surprise myself when I have no money.

20. If the whole world doesn't want you. Please remember, I don't want you if I have you.

2 1. Three hundred Tang poems basically tell three things: loneliness in the palace is unbearable, friends come, and friends say goodbye.

22. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

23. "What is the greatest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

24. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

25. Some people review and learn new things like Confucius. Some people review the sky like a goddess; I look back like Columbus discovered the New World.

26. Taking her daughter for an injection, she climbed onto the stool and said to the nurse, "Sister, be gentle. If you love me, I will call you aunt tomorrow and grandma the day after tomorrow. "

27. Playing in the swimming pool, I suddenly want to fart. I couldn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles came out behind me. The little girl next to her cried and said, "Mom, run! The water is boiling!" " "

28. I want to buy a car recently My dad took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city. I am very touched. Well, it is better to be a family. After leaving the store, my dad turned to me and said, "Look, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!" "

29. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

30. My boyfriend and I went shopping and passed by the blue ocean. I didn't mean to ask, "Are the clothes here expensive?" Idiot boyfriend roared: "the advertisement on TV says you only go twice a year." Do you think it is expensive? "