A short double-reed performance (performed by two fifth-grade girls)

Actor A: Today is Christmas. How about the two of us holding out our little hands?

Hero: What are you talking about?

Actor B: Why don't we perform the double reed?

Actor A: OK! Then I'll explain to you what a double spring is first.

Actor B: The double reed is a traditional form of performance, that is, if you say it in the back, I will perform in front, and you have to "judge people by their words". It looks like a person from a distance, which requires us to cooperate very tacitly.

Actor A: OK, then you can perform whatever I say.

Actor B: (patting his chest) Of course.

Actor A: OK, I'll dress you up first. As the saying goes, the clothes make the man, the horse depends on the saddle, and the appearance is three points and the dress is seven points. Color actor B's left eye white) What do you think it looks like in mahjong? Yes! A tube. B) Paint the right eye white for the actor. What do you think of this? Yes! Two cylinders. (Color her mouth white) Well, let's have a look. Is she pretty?

Actor B: (Holding hands by the skirts, with his mouth slightly open, he made a puppet to salute the left, middle and right audience. Sit on a stool. )

Actor A: OK. Please see, when she slaps herself, she will listen to me and do whatever I ask him to do. Don't believe it? I'll give you a chance.

Actor B: (Applause) Let's begin.

Actor A: (hiding behind) I am the famous dam git. Through my efforts, I finally ate all over Yichun and the world. In the World git Championship held in 2009, I won the 80kg champion, which added glory to my motherland. Not to brag, I can really eat. 12 February 25th, I was very hungry. I ate 80 bowls of rice, 80 steamed buns and then 20 pressure cookers. I chew left and right-

Actor B: Wait, wait, wait. How to eat the pressure cooker? Are you kidding? Start over! (Clap your hands)

Actor A: I ate 20 fat chickens in the pressure cooker again. I chewed them up, and my stomach got bigger and bigger. Suddenly, poof, I gave birth. What did I give birth to? When I looked back, it was an egg. It's big and round, about 80 kilograms and a half. Later, in order to commemorate this special day, people designated 65438+February 25th as Christmas. Because this egg is hard-won and unique, I was born six days ago, and it was successfully completed on 1 month 1 day. Therefore, in order to commemorate my outstanding and immortal feats, people set this day as New Year's Day. Today's Christmas, in order to celebrate our happy egg laying, let's sing a song: We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

We wish you a merry Christmas;

We wish you a merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

We have good news for you and your family.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Actor A: Come on! Get out here!

A and B: (Stand still 1, 2, 3) Thank you! (Bowing)