What's the latest joke on Fang Qingping talk show?

Summary 1, blurt out, my name is Fang Qingping. I was born on August 5, 1970 in/kloc-0. My mother said I was a dog and my daughter-in-law said I was a Leo. I don't know whether I am a dog or a lion, for fear that their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law may have conflicts. I am even a poodle.

2. I participated in the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing for three consecutive years, and last year I launched my own program "Blurt Out" on the Beijing Literature and Art Channel. Now I'm really angry and make a lot of money. What is Bill Gates and which is Buffett? Stop eating when you see me.

I said I wouldn't eat, except that the two brothers are me. The insoles I use are all Chanel. Hermes, Vacheron Constantin and watches are all drawn with ballpoint pens. Not that you can't afford it.

4. I'm afraid that if I wear it, people will film it and make trouble. Rich people like us are married, what kind of movie stars or singers are they? I don't like it at all. We are looking for divers.

My wife is the embryo of the world champion, but she was a little impatient and jumped into the pool without releasing water. The coach shouted yes and said yes, there was no splash at all.

6. I put my head on the ground and poked this neck into my chest. Then other people appeared on that platform, such as my wife, and the coach dismissed her. Our couple's wedding was so grand that 200,000 extras were used in this group gymnastics alone.

7, four words, but it's good to be separated together, but not these four words. It's good to be together for a hundred years. My wife wore a pure gold wedding dress, 160 kg, and she couldn't walk after wearing it. I pushed her with a cart, and her teeth were set with more than 20 thousand diamonds, and her lips turned out.

8. The diamonds on the molars have worn out their cheeks, and they spray blood as soon as they speak. It doesn't matter if you don't bring a motorcade to the wedding, use a motorcade or a mobile phone. It's just that the plane my wife and I were on was open and my wife blew it away several times.

Thanks to my parachute, otherwise I would be single again. The wedding will be held at the Sailing Hotel in Dubai, with a table of $8.88 million, excluding drinks and Erguotou brought from China.