Simple couplets

First, the same word has different pronunciations.

The sea inclines to the north and south.

(Pronunciation: Tide, Tide, Tide)

The clouds are getting longer and longer.

(Pronunciation: Clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear)

Second, homophonic.

Hungry chickens steal rice, children beat them in barrels,

The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

There is no mountain like Wushan,

What water can be as clear as a river?

Jia Dao was drunk, not fake,

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

Thirdly, palindromes are reversed.

People pass by Buddhist temples.

The Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.

Shangke Tian Ran Bureau

The Incredible Skywalker

Monks go to Yunyin Temple.

Monks wandering in the temple

Red flowers are everywhere.

Heavy trees and green trees

Xue Yingmei, plum blossoms are reflected in the snow.

Ying Liu yi yi ying

Jing Quan Shangshanshan Jing Quan

Qingshuitang Litang Shuiqing

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea;

Shandong groundnut flowers fall to Dongshan.

Fourth, thimble

Goats go up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn;

When the buffalo enters the water, the water is not waist-high as the buffalo.

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves and green leaves

Autumn sound, wild goose sound, cold sound.

Wuxi Xishan Wuxi

Pinghu shuiping lake

Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh when you laugh, and laugh at everything today;

You can tolerate when you are pregnant, but you can't tolerate it when you are with yourself.

Couplet stories about a poor family and borrowing money from relatives and friends were rejected. After the middle school entrance examination, relatives and friends came to curry favor and flocked to it. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember the past year, the famine in May, June and July, the rice was burned to death, and I was poor and iron-free, so I couldn't get credit and owed money. Although there are distant relatives, who is willing to send charcoal in the snow; Fortunately, the articles in the first, second and third sessions of the Imperial Examination this year are all appropriate. After getting the Five Classics, the names and surnames are also fragrant, which is the icing on the cake.

V. Reduplicated words and compound words

There are mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is everywhere;

It's always wonderful when it rains on sunny days.

Cui Cui is red, full of Yingying Yan Yan;

Ups and downs, year after year.

The mountains overlap and the ring road twists and turns;

Ding Ding Dong Dong Quan, under the tall tree.

Reading well, ploughing well, and studying well is good;

It is difficult to start a business, stay in business, and advance despite difficulties.

Sixth, the first contact with militants.

Crying and choking my throat.

Tears flow to Xiangjiang River.

Lotus root, lotus root and lotus moss

The core of hibiscus peony is fragrant.

Know people far and near.

Advance and retreat, return home.

Loneliness in the cold window of Hakka

Lost, gone, back on the road, wandering around.

The eight kings of pipa, harp and harp are on the throne.

(The first part of the G8)

Ghosts, four little ghosts.

(Qing officials made a couplet)

Seven, homophonic pun

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart.

Intraabdominal acid of pear

(Jin Shengtan sighed before the punishment. "Lotus" and "pity" are harmonious; "Pear" is homophonic with "Li". )

It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Sichuan Neijiang Sanyuan Tower couplet. "Kong Ming, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Chao" are in harmony with "Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao"; There are also names: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei)

Two apes cut down trees on the mountain, and the little monkey dared to saw them.

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast run out of its hoof?

(Li and I smile at each other. "See, hoof" is homophonic "sentence, topic". )

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

(Zhuge Liang word Kong Ming; Li Taibai is Chang Geng. )

Lotus root because of lotus?

Apricots don't need plums!

(The first couplet is homophonic as "Why are we even"; The next couplet can be homophonic as "fortunately, there is no media." )

Two boats compete, rowing is not as fast as sailing;

A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He.

("Ben Ben, Kuaihang, Di Qing and Xiaohe" are homophonic with national figures "Lu Su, Pan Mo, Di Qing and Xiaohe" respectively)

Eight, hidden word association

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

The drunkard's intention is not there.

"water" and "wine"

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Part I: One (clothing) is short, and ten (food) is short.

Nine, after the break.

Crows fly into egrets and send charcoal in the snow;

Phoenix stands beside Yuanyang, adding icing on the cake.

Straw sticks to seedlings-father holding child;

Pick bamboo shoots with a bamboo basket-mother is pregnant.

Flowering sesame seeds-step by step;

Unearthed sugarcane-getting sweeter every day.

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way;

Cattle and horses are walking in the snow-two rows of mussel fish.

Ten, riddle couplets

You can swallow all the lakes in the Three Rivers in one bite, Er Quan.

Dare to enter the door of ten people and thousands of households alone

(answer: thermos bottle)

The white snake crosses the river, and the sun is red on its head;

Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.

(The first part of the answer: oil lamp The second part of the answer: scale)

Xi。 Set sentence antithesis

If you have leisure, take a walk along the stone path and recite poems.

Drunk Song Fang Fei (Poems of Li Bai)

Poor but backbone.

Poetry is not without spirit (Du Fu's poems)

The fragrance of flowers in the forest still exists after the rain.

Cao Fang Makes People Leisure (Song Poetry Collection)

I walked in Wan Li for a long time.

Eyes are high and the sea is empty (Su Shi's poems)

Twelve, places of interest.

The west is cool, and the clouds sweep away human regrets;

A river gone forever, the waves washed away the troubles of the past and present.

-[Song] Su Shi's topic is Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang

The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear;

Family painting cares about everything in the world.

-[Ming] Gu Xiancheng Title Donglin Academy

Thirteen, allegorical couplets

Big official, big power, big belly and bigger pockets;

Long hands, long tongue and long nepotism will not last long.

(mocking some corrupt people)

The people are still there, and the country is still there, regardless of north and south.

In a word, it's not a thing.

("President is not something" satirizes Cao Kun's election as president)

Sit down, sit down, sit down;

Tea, make tea, make good tea.

(Su Shi satirizes snobs)