Did you get drunk in Sanlu?

1. If you are alive, you waste air. If you are dead, you will fall to the ground. If you are half dead, it will cost 2 yuan. Did you get drunk in Sanlu?

It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

Let's have a rest and then continue the operation.

A woman in white outside the door said, it's so crowded. I want to come in, too

6. Is it true? After that, my brother cut off his head.

7. I heard that kidneys are very valuable recently

8. I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me.

9. In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare, saw my brother sitting by the bed and asked me gently: What's the matter?

10. Why is the power cut off?

1 1. What blood type is this patient?

12. Is this a beating heart or a lung?

13. Where is the root intestine?

14. The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

15. Don't drag 2.58 million yuan in front of me, and pose to force.

16. Every mother wants to have a good child. I feel sorry for your mother.

17. Ah ~ Nothing, but I suddenly thought of you when I went to the grave on Qingming Day. So many people are dead, why are you still alive?

18. Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, so it's yours.

19. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals.

2 1. Don't be infatuated with your brother, your sister-in-law will hit you.

22. To eat shit, you should first worship the dog as a teacher, then practice it, and then learn skills after practice.

24. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

26. Your looks are really pleasing. It slows down the Internet.

27. Your life, summed up in eight words, is absurd and timid.

Feeling drunk. Talk about women's feelings of drinking too much.

1, "When you meet someone you like, you will become so stuffy. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. Before I met you, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse. Probably, I don't lack anything, no matter how wild my heart is, I must know how to refuse. "

2. I remember when I was a child, I often pointed to the ugly picture in the textbook and said to my deskmate, "Look, this is you." Then the deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this and said, "Look, this is you."

3, don't drink, don't smoke, save countless money in three years.

4, intoxicating and spending * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

5, the years are still long, you are kind-hearted, and eventually someone will accompany you to ride and drink.

I have a serious princess disease. In my world, I am the biggest. You can't be so mean to me. Everything I said is right. If you are not used to me, leave me alone.

7. British tourists who come for a month, and bar owners who live in new york. The tourists who come in by chance hit it off with the boss and have been talking about life, dreams and life. The boss invited the tourists to drink, took him to play, and made an appointment to go further.

8. People who drink too much are stupid.

9. If you don't let me drink, I'm afraid I'll feel sick. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

10, love at first sight, obviously seeing the color; Love for a long time just weighs the pros and cons; Even growing old together is just a habit.

1 1. I had a crazy weekend. As usual, I just smoked, drank and ate junk food all night. Whatever you want! No matter who you are, do whatever you like! I have something to say on Monday!

12, what are you waiting for? Come and see the red maple in the mountains! Think less about life, struggle less, be discouraged less, drink more and walk more.

13, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.

14, I was drunk, but I was sober. I think you're alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

15, women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.

16, the deep love, the pain is also cut. I love you so much, even those fantasies I miss, I am willing to believe. For me, even seeing your gentle back again may be enough.

17, three cups of cat urine, tumbling over the river.

18, it is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but actually I just want to find an excuse for crying.

19, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

20. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

2 1, don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid you've had enough of my temper when I can't live without you.

22. I want to drink and then die drunk in the street.

23, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

24. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

25. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

26, men drink friends, women drink hooligans.

27. If a person drinks too much, he is old, his legs are out of order, and he can't drink any more, so he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is always bad for a person to be angry often.

28, love a person is not lonely, want to be alone, miss quietly, enjoy loneliness, put down the clouds in the sky, and leave behind the vows.

29. The more fragrant the wine, the more sad it is to drink, but the wine is not intoxicating. What is hidden between the cups and cups is the mood and sadness of the drinker.

30, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

32. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

Sorry, I can't drink, I only dream.

34. Love is like two people drinking at the same table, I propose a toast, you are free, that's all.

35, cheating in the exam, Qi Xin together. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance. Several informers, after-school violence.

36. If you like a pair of shoes, just wear them in Wanshui, Qian Shan. If you love someone, you will drink with him without saying a word.

37. Eating in a hotel suit and tie is mostly for entertainment, and friends are people who can sit in the night market and drink.

38, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

39, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

40. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wakes up.

A sad mood phrase after drinking too much.

Don't drink too much. It's oneself who is uncomfortable after drinking too much. Don't drink too much or drink too much on the wine table. You should drink less and you'd better not get drunk. Don't drink urgent wine. Wine is a strong substance with great stamina, so you must drink it slowly. Don't drink in a hurry, and don't do it first. If you are in a hurry, you will feel uncomfortable as soon as your stamina comes up.

A sad mood phrase after drinking too much.

First I got drunk and rolled in bed until 2 o'clock. I feel sick and diarrhea. I got up and sent two emails. I felt hungry, so I cooked noodles. I feel too full after eating. I still feel sick and sleepy, but I just don't want to sleep.

Second, I have the thickest skin. I don't drink enough, and I like meat. In fact, drinking too much makes you feel uncomfortable.

Third, I'm sad anyway. I don't want to quarrel if I can't eat for a day. Alas, I am depressed. I drank too much yesterday, and I was still sleeping. I wonder if he will be annoyed by my behavior when he wakes up. Why are you so afraid of regret? I really want to cry.

Fourth, I ate and drank too much at noon, and I felt very erratic when I went to work in the afternoon. I really can't drink at noon, which is uncomfortable.

Five, melodramatic people can't help it, and they are afraid to leave. I haven't left many good memories in these three years. I met many people, and I met many people. It's all memories I hope you can all have a good life, but not much better than me. I hope you can all have a good home, don't drink too much and stop crying. I hope we can all have a stable job. When we are bored, we can get together, have a drink and smoke cigarettes, play games in Internet cafes and spray each other together. When we are free, we can exercise more and play ball games. Bye. Although the memory is not good, we can't ask everything to be fine. We are destined to meet again!

Six, because I was drunk, I went to bed at eight o'clock, and now I wake up. The second fool said that if he drank too much, he might feel uncomfortable the next day. But I almost died before I went to bed. I'd better drink less wine in the future. I feel a little uncomfortable after drinking too much. It seems that I really have a glass of wine. It's getting dark, so I'll go to sleep.

Seven, the ring fell and found it! I left my keys in someone else's car! Too much fake wine hurts!

When he told you that you were drunk, he didn't ask you to reply, drink less and go home early, but said that I missed you, too.

Ren Jiayi said that people who drink too much amplify their emotions like vampires (her mother drinks too much, and she makes her mother super angry). However, I think that when my period comes, I will amplify my emotions.

10. I think the biggest sign of my maturity is drinking too much. I feel sick, and I will never call you again.

Eleven, I no longer drink too much. . . 1956 Shanxi sorghum liquor+wheat puree beer+barley puree beer, either drunk or sober, so uncomfortable that I want to vomit. . .

I said that I didn't seem to have experienced any hardships and setbacks, so I was afraid that such a comfortable life would be broken because of something. I think I probably didn't wake up or drank too much when I said this. I get frustrated every few days. As for why I forgot before, it may be because I am used to it. What I experienced before 18 years old is not suffering, but critical strike. I didn't feel anything when I got through it before Then one day, I told my sister a joke. My sister said why you are so strong inside. If it were me, I think I would be mentally ill. It's amazing that you're still so good. Before, I always thought it was nothing, until someone said it, I didn't think, ah, those things are not that simple.

Thirteen, I remember going drinking with my friends last year. Probably really drunk. Maybe I said I was too angry and got drunk before midnight.

Fourteen. The worst thing I do after drinking too much is to open a Huang Qun in public, and sometimes I can cook noodles in a good mood.

Fifteen, you drank too much that day and kept pulling your friend to say that I married a wife, which was a blessing for eight generations. I scold you with a smile, but my nose is sore.

Sixteen, the facts tell us that drinking without eating, drinking too much to be a thief is disgusting.

Seventeen, drinking too much milk is really uncomfortable. Can lactose intolerance be alleviated by acquired?

18. I drank too much last night and forgot what happened when I came back. I vaguely remember calling a person's name all the time In the end, I kept telling myself to let go, but I was still deceiving myself.

Nineteen, being single is nothing. The fundamental problem is not being honest with others. If you don't solve this problem, you can't fall in love openly in your life. Ah! Drinking too much fruit beer will make you feel uncomfortable and can't sleep.

I drank too much last weekend, accidentally fell down and got two stitches in my nose.

Twenty-one, I always thought that drinking too much wine would make me uncomfortable, but why, I didn't drink it, but I still felt uncomfortable. Later, I discovered that when I miss you, I feel uncomfortable.

I wish I have a good mood every day, just like I am excited to see everything after drinking Hong Kong-style Yuanyang, and I am full of expectations for the future! Carefree! Maybe you think I'm drunk, but! I'm telling you! I don't have much! !

Twenty-three, black girl drank too much yesterday and dragged me to take pictures. As a result, she was mentally retarded. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I know how it feels. It's like drinking too much on an empty stomach, and then telling yourself that it would be a fool to drink it next time, but then seeing the wine, I still want to drink it. I deserve it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm talking about you.

Twenty-five, I drank too much yesterday and didn't go to lunch today. I dozed off for a while and woke up to find porridge and yogurt on the table. The new girl in the class told me, brother, I didn't eat at noon. Let's have some porridge. It is too warm to lie in the trough.

Twenty-six, I just finished drinking without drinking. And the whole thing is slightly tipsy. The saddest thing is to chat with my sisters after drinking. It's really hard in my heart It's worse than drinking too much. It's a character who doesn't want to fight. But living in this society, you don't want someone to come to you and defend you. I really want to find a paradise to hide. At this age. It feels like it's been floating for too long. Just want to settle down. Avoid vulgarity and prejudice. Not by men. Don't depend on anyone. Calm down. . .

Twenty-seven, they all think it is best not to touch cigarettes, but to drink alcohol, but to drink less. They drank too much yesterday and didn't feel well. They all came to comfort themselves and felt good.

Twenty-eight, a few days ago, my partner accompanied my tutor to drink and drank too much. On the way back, he called me. He was drunk and didn't speak properly. He kept saying he didn't feel well, and then he threw up on the side of the road. I am particularly distressed. I cried silently and didn't make any noise. I thought he didn't know, and suddenly he said, don't cry, I heard you cry.

Twenty-nine, a drunken man, recalling what happened at night, is more difficult than going to heaven! I lost my wallet and charger.

Thirty, this wine, every time I feel uncomfortable after drinking too much, I make up my mind not to drink it. Only I know the discomfort after drinking too much, so I will ban alcohol for two months.

Thirty-one, that's enough. I was woken up by harassing calls at four or five this morning. The point is, I thought it was an important call. I really drank too much yesterday. Come back, take a shower and fall asleep. Also shout Chou-heung, remember to charge my mobile phone. My little sister is very careful and gives me a vibration.

Thirty-two, it looks like a wry smile. You drank too much coffee. You can study the difference between the WeChat photo album in the last three days and the stranger's ten days. Don't look ~ take care of it for three days and ten days, so what if you look too much?

Thirty-three, when I was a child, you insisted that I learn hard pen calligraphy. I am particularly disgusted because an older child beats me every day. I evaded and didn't go. You give me a kick and drag me to promote the cram school. Although this matter was solved afterwards, I know that no one can protect me from now on, and I can only rely on myself. When I grow up, my first reaction to a car accident is to find a friend, not you. Even if I can't tell you later, you blame me for getting drunk and causing trouble. I blame myself for wanting to find you. Family members need to rely on kinship, and there may be only blood between us.

Thirty-four, prepare for future generations to scatter midnight lights as soup residue, and soil fire, wine disease and wine injury can be cured with a cup of green tea. Too much tea makes a gentleman as light as water. In the wine, you can experience the warmth between villains and the delicate but solid and cordial way of life in the market. A man who can only drink wine with you once or twice can't entrust a fair-weather friend for life. A woman who can only sleep with you once or twice is a bitch. When drinking new tea, people should not be too sober, let bygones be bygones, and don't have to chew it repeatedly. When the wine is warm, you can indulge yourself, pick the stars in the sky, and go to the seaside to catch the moon. When the tea is deep, you can burst into tears and enjoy an emotion called loneliness. -Feng Tang's "Living is Old"

Thirty-five, I stayed up late to see the medical examiner Qin Ming. Well, actually, I feel sick after drinking too much water. Finally, I thought Dabao was dead. It's terrible. I like Li Xian and Ruoyun Zhang. Oh, I like so many people.

Thirty-six, you know? I can understand how your sister feels when she is drunk and you brush her shoes in the middle of the night. It's just that you feel uncomfortable, and I feel even worse. I look at you with a cigarette in my mouth and just want to say, Oh, I'm here when you're sick. Well, I'll make you sour soup rice tomorrow. Protect your stomach. You can drink five bottles of deadly Wusu. It was tested today. I'll go out with the boy doll in the future, and don't drink this limited amount of wine again. I know a little.

I ate hot pot at noon, and when I came back, it was as uncomfortable as drinking too much.

When I went to the toilet last night, I found a man drunk in the yard. Talk to me. You scared the baby to death. Grass! ! ! I go to bed at one o'clock. I slept until three o'clock, and then I was awakened by thirst. I think I can stand it. I put up with it until after five o'clock, but I still didn't hold back. I went down to find water to drink.

Thirty-nine, my period can't stop me from drinking two cups of coffee every day _ I heard that coffee is too much, anesthetic is ineffective, calcium deficiency, and maybe I will become stupid.

Forty, drunk, crying, playing high, we still have to break up.

Forty-one, for people who like to drink, wine is a good thing; No matter how good the wine is, don't drink too much; Drinking too much will not only hurt your health and cause trouble, but also make a fool of yourself and cause trouble. It's true. In the Three Gorges Square, a man was drunk and stopped a private car for no reason, which affected the normal passage of the road. This man's dangerous behavior caused everyone to call the police. Finally, the drunken man was forcibly taken back to the police station in the jurisdiction by 1 10 police.

Forty-two, I drank too much at night and felt uncomfortable. I don't know who to tell. I hate myself. I hate myself. How did I become such a person? I was immature and embarrassed. I know I can't do it. Why can't I do it? I really want to slap myself.

Forty-three, the explosion has no direction to vent except drinking. I also know that if I drink too much, my body will be unable to bear it one day, but there is nothing I can do about it. Plum wine today, whisky and brandy tomorrow until the end of the world ~

Forty-four, last night, Dad Pi drank too much, skipping to learn my usual tone and shouting: A smell of wine! Sleep outside! Stay away from your sister! His father didn't take a reason, squinted and giggled at Yiyi one meter away, and reluctantly walked away. I estimate that in a few years, the two children will grow up to be paternalists and motherguards, and they will become incompatible.

Forty-five, I drank too much in the third exam last night, and dreamed that we were quarreling together.

Forty-six, go out to eat beef kway teow with Lao Wang at ten o'clock in the evening. If the soup tastes good, you will drink too much, which will make you feel uncomfortable. Why are you talking about yourself? What's the midnight snack? How nice it is to cook noodles! There is no soup in the noodles cooked by myself!

Forty-seven, I feel uncomfortable and have a stomachache after drinking too much. I have been insisting, forcing myself to study and think.

48. The main manifestation of my alcoholism is that I can't speak my mother tongue. I stood by the roadside and spoke my own Cantonese. I cried and spoke English with my good friend on the road, just like little S.

Forty-nine, I drank too much and talked too much last night, but I don't think I was wrong, and I didn't make random phone calls when I got home. I just lay in bed for a while and then began to cry, crying all the tears I had accumulated for months. I woke up this morning and felt confused. Why are you crying? Besides, I don't remember whether I washed my face or took a bath last night.

50. Du Liang is still a child. He drank too much and threw up four times today. His heart beat so fast that I almost called 120. When he was unconscious with the trash can, he said, I really like you. Last time I drank, I missed you so much that I broke up with other women. I felt so uncomfortable ... Do you like me or not?

Fifty-one, the world is like this, I just wake up occasionally and sleepwalk occasionally; I drank too much recently and dreamed of a lasting party.

52. Did I drink too much last night and do something I don't remember? How did I pass out?

Sometimes loneliness can be as intoxicating as wine, but drinking too much is really uncomfortable.

I must have drunk too much yesterday, otherwise my head would hurt so much. What have you done for no reason?

Fifty-five, crossing the street to see my grandmother, I can't even help, I'll serve you! Going abroad is not suitable, I'll serve you! ! I'm drunk and can't even hold the wall. I'll wait on you! ! ! I can't even help my little brother pee. I'll serve you! ! ! ! I don't even accept the blessings on Alipay. I'll serve you! ! ! ! !

Fifty-six, I couldn't help crying all night.

Fifty-seven, drinking too much coffee and sweating. So thin!

Drink too much coke and laugh at yourself.

Drink too much coke and laugh at yourself. Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

2. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't be too arrogant.

How can I listen to some words, even if I don't want to believe my toes.

5. Should I feel sorry for myself? I deserve it!

6. I always feel like mud. When it rains, it turns to powder.

7. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

8. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

9. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

10. You call me ugly, but I tell you, I am old and talented. Why do you think this is?

1 1. I fell down the stairs today, but it didn't hurt at all. Fortunately, there is so much meat on it.

12. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

13. Happy for happiness, sad for sadness.

14. I lose weight every day except when I eat, and you also say that I have no perseverance.

15. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

16. People like me are not handsome, short, have bad hobbies and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How can I expect you to like me? Ha ha.

17. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

18. Not only have I never run my youth, but I have never run my weight. On the court, galloping is accompanied by the jitter of the meat, and the drama of chasing the ball is staged.

19. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is a recreational toy-Yan Yuan.

20. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

Drink too much coke and laugh at yourself. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

22. I turned my head 100%. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

24. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

25. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

Are you really happy? scold .......

27. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

28. It's a joke to discover the lofty aspirations of the past now.

29. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

30. In Taohuawu, Taohuaan and Taohuaan, there is a peach fairy. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

3 1. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance like the wind that stirs up all kinds of waves here.

32. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

33. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a flower branch.

I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along well with people who say I am stupid.

35. For me, there are only memories left in lovelorn, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

It suddenly occurred to me that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

37. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

38. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

39. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

40. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.