Funny jokes.

Tired: Falling asleep without realizing it while defecating.

Worth it: I spent 50 cents to defecate in a public toilet at a tourist attraction.

Save water: poop in the woods.

Wordy: I ??stood up after I finished pulling, and then I wanted to pull again.

Yu Wei: After you come out of the bathroom, no one dares to enter again within eight hours.

Stuttering: shitting rabbits.

Refreshing: the final word.

Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.

Stage fright: I always want to poop before the game.

Share: Pooping with the door open.

Ecstasy: The feeling of relief after having constipation for four days.

Dexterity: Able to avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.

Working hard: The veins are exposed, the cheeks are purple, and the whole body is shaking.

Haunted: I feel like I pulled out, and there are clearly traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.

Smart: Never take up time to defecate after get off work.

Habit: Be on time every day, and you must have a bowel movement when the time comes.

Eerratic: I can’t pull it out, but I always feel it is there.

Lucky: The bottom of the toilet left traces similar to those of a sudden stop.

Unfortunately: it was over before the pants came off.

Clean: No matter how you wipe it, nothing will be left on the toilet paper.

Show off: Be sure to let everyone visit before flushing.

Ghost: There is poop in the toilet, but no one has been to the bathroom.

Courage: Try farting when you have a stomachache.

Naughty: drawing conches while defecating.

Risk: If the toilet is full after the first flush, should you flush it a second time?

Hypocrisy: It looks like you are defecating, but in fact you didn’t even fart.

Foresight: After taking laxatives, immediately prepare enough rolling papers and sit on the toilet.

Afraid: All three members of the family have stomach problems, but there is only one bathroom.

Stubborn: Always floating on the water, no matter how hard you wash it, you can’t wash it away.

Suddenly: having a bowel movement without any psychological preparation, such as when farting, during a rectal examination, when being intimate with a lover...

Romantic: without music and coffee Unable to have a bowel movement.

Front: You can tell what you ate yesterday from your stool.

Pomp: Three loud farts must be made before each bowel movement.

1 A middle-aged couple is happy to have a son. His mother asked, "What's your name for your young son?" His father didn't hear clearly and said "Ah", so his son's name was "Ah". Three or five days later, she got her son again, and her mother said, "What's the name of the youngest son?" His father farted loudly, so the second son was named "Fart". After a long time, Fei was imprisoned for committing a crime, and Ah visited the prison. The guard said: "May I ask your name?"

"Ah"

"What is your name"

"Ah"

"What are you doing?" the guard said angrily.

Want to know what you want to say?

"If you fart, I will leave!"

2

Teacher: "I have two questions; if you can solve the first question No need to answer the second question. "How many hairs do you have?" the teacher asked. "One hundred and twenty million roots." The student answered. "How do you know?" the teacher asked. "There is no need to answer the second question." The student said.

3 A traffic policeman just came out of the hotel after drinking and saw an old farmer driving a bullock cart. He wanted to make a joke with the old farmer. The traffic policeman stepped forward and called the old farmer to stop. The old farmer said: What do you want to ask? The traffic policeman said : Does your car have a license plate? Old farmer: No! Does this car still have a license plate? Traffic police: Of course! Get it right away. The old farmer thought for a moment and hurried into a nearby cultural supplies store. After a while, the old farmer took a The handwritten license plate was pasted on the back of the oxcart. The traffic policeman was almost furious when he saw it. The old farmer's handwritten license plate was: Niu B 74110

4 There was a meeting in a township. Because of the homophony, the township head said: Rabbits, Shrimps, don’t ask for pickles, pickles are too expensive. (Comrades and fellow villagers, please don’t talk. The meeting is now in session.) The host said: Pickles, sausage and melon please. (Now I invite the township chief to speak) The township chief said: Rabbits and shrimps, the dog has eaten today’s meal, everyone is a big bastard. (Comrades and fellow villagers, today’s meal is enough. Let’s all use big bowls.) No pickles, I’ll pick up some dog poop for you to lick. (Stop talking, let me tell you a story) Someone might eat this shit. (Someone may know this story.) Don’t worry if you can’t eat it (Don’t worry if you don’t know it) I will give it to you now...

5 Marry to our village, my village The conditions are not bad: clothing basically relies on spinning, eating basically relies on the party, getting rich basically relies on robbing, getting a wife basically relies on thinking, transportation basically relies on walking, communication basically relies on shouting, public security basically relies on dogs, and keeping warm basically relies on shivering!

[Scenario 1]

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy a: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

a naturally stretched out his two fingers to take it...

Teacher: Don’t want to suck? ! Call parents...

[Scenario 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

Because b heard a’s situation, he carefully took the fries with his palm.

Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup?

b accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his fingers...

Teacher: You are very skilled in flicking the ash. Call parents...

[Scenario 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: If you don’t want to smoke, okay, let’s eat some French fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I finished eating the French fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

c took the fries and clamped them on his ears...

Teacher: Don’t want to smoke? Call parents...

[Scenario 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

d finished the fries with fear.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

d carefully put the fries into his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d quickly took out the chips from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stamping them hard with his feet...

Teacher: Don’t suck? ! Call parents...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: No,

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat French fries.

e just took the fries, and the teacher said: Won't you treat me to some?

e quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter...

Teacher: Don’t smoke? ! Call parents...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

f finished eating with fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweating, but he still lowered his head calmly and said: Hello, principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth.

f took out French fries: No, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t even started yet...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: What the hell are you doing? Do you smoke or not?

Boy g: Promise to God, I will never smoke.

Teacher: Really don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.

g took the fries very naturally and ate them all.

Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

g (getting carried away): Greater China...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Let’s eat French fries.

Boy n: Thank you, no.

Teacher:...

Zhuge Liang left Qishan for the sixth time and fell ill in the Wuzhangyuan Army...

Zhuge Liang: "I have decided!"

Wei Yan: "Oh! The Prime Minister has decided, are you going to be buried or cremated?",

Zhuge Liang: "Bah! Who said I want to die? I want to pray to God for mercy. "Borrow your life."

Wei Yan whispered: "I didn't expect a man as educated as the Prime Minister to be so superstitious!"

Jiang Wei whispered: "That's not necessarily the case. The master is very capable and has a relationship with God. He didn't borrow Dongfeng back then."

Wang Ping whispered, "But how can I pay it back after borrowing it?"

Liao Hua whispered. : "You don't understand this. The Prime Minister never repays things he borrows. When did he borrow Dongfeng, borrow bows and arrows, and borrow Jingzhou? So every time he asked me to borrow money, I called out to him?!?

"Oh..." All the generals nodded in unison

Zhuge Liang: "Jiang Wei, you go and lead forty-nine soldiers, each holding a soap flag and wearing a soap coat. Around the outside of the tent, I prayed for the Big Dipper from within the tent. If the main lamp does not go out within seven days, my life span will be extended by one day; if the lamp goes out, I will definitely die. "

Jiang Wei: "Master, don't worry! I will keep an eye on the lights for you. I am the light and the people are there. When the light goes out...I am still there. "

Zhuge Liang had been praying for blessings in the tent for six days. On the seventh day, Zhuge Liang sat in the tent, holding a sword and chanting: "If you eat grapes, you will not spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins... ...." (I don't know how to recite the incantation, so I just care.)

Suddenly I heard shouting outside the stronghold, and when I wanted to ask questions, Wei Yanfei stepped in and said, "Wei soldiers have arrived. That’s it! Yan's footsteps were so fast that he actually put out the main lamp. Kong Ming abandoned his sword and sighed, "Death and life have their destiny, and you can't get it!" ""

The above is written in the book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but according to the top secret document No. 6 of the Shu Kingdom at that time, the situation at that time was like this...

Wei Yan broke in and shouted: "Prime Minister! Oh no, the enemy has stolen the camp!"

Zhuge Liang: "Don't panic, it's not surprising that a small group is harassing you. Look at how anxious you are. Don't close the door when you come in. It's so windy outside that it blows out my lamp. Well... Boyue, the fire is not strong enough. Add some lamp oil."

Jiang Wei: "Yes. Master, don't worry, I'm quick with my hands and feet."

Zhuge Liang: "Well! It's better to be an apprentice. This... No, Jiang Wei, the bottle you took is water. , the lamp oil is over there."

Jiang Wei: "Ah? What? But I have fallen, this, this...how did the main lamp go out.

"

But according to the description in Wei Yan's later autobiography "Zhuge Liang and I - 20 Years of Overt and Covert Struggle", what happened is like this...

Wei Yan: " Prime Minister! Something bad is happening! "

"What are you panicking about? Not polite, don't say hello or knock on the door when you come in, organized and undisciplined! go out! Zhuge Liang was very angry. As he spoke, he raised his hand and threw the sword in his hand.

As a general, Wei Yan had eyes for all directions and ears for all directions. He quickly made a "Huanglong turn" and dodged the sword. There was no sword. It hit Wei Yan, but it hit the washbasin stand. The washbasin flew up and knocked over the bamboo slips on the desk. The bamboo slips overturned and brought the dining table with it. A large bowl of chicken soup was knocked over on the dining table, which happened to extinguish the main lamp... ....(very complicated)

But according to what Jiang Wei later wrote in "The Great Teacher--Zhuge Kongming", it was like this at that time...

Wei Yan: "Oh no, Prime Minister! The Wei army is attacking! "

Jiang Wei: "Be careful, don't step on the main light. "

However, Wei Yan couldn't close his feet in time, so he kicked the main lamp away with one kick. The lamp was flying in the air. It was too late and it was too fast. Jiang Wei jumped up, a big roc spread its wings in the air, and then in the air Three-and-a-half-week somersaults, a tuck-and-knee twist, and finally a tuck back somersault, a swallow back handspring, and a 720-degree descent with both feet firmly on the ground (Qinggong diving gymnastics)

Zhuge Liang: "Good disciple, turn on the main light. Caught it? "

Jiang Wei: "No, I was just doing somersaults and looking cool, and I forgot to bring the lamp. "

Zhuge Liang was vomiting blood...

"Prime Minister, don't worry, he didn't catch it, I caught it. "Wei Yan raised the main lamp in front of him with both hands and said, "Actually, you don't need to make so many fake moves. I caught the lamp while standing on the ground. How about it, it’s awesome! Haha...ah, ah, ah! Sorry, I've had a cold these days, huh? Why did the lights go out? "(How can you catch a cold at a critical moment)

But according to the description in the memoir "History of Blood and Tears of War" written by the soldier standing guard at the door at that time, the thing is actually like this...

There was a lot of noise outside the village, and Zhuge Liang said, "Bo Yue! Go out and see what happened. "

"Yes! "Jiang Wei took the order and rushed out. When he ran to the door, he bumped into Wei Yan who ran in.

"Ouch! "Jiang Wei was knocked up and fell to the ground on all fours.

Wei Yan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the enemy is attacking, I was anxious, so I didn't pay attention to you.

Jiang Wei: "Why do I feel so hot?" Oops, my butt is on fire! "(There is no way, the oil lamps all over the ground are inevitable)

"Bojo, don't be afraid! Let me help you put out the fire! I step, I step, I step, step, step, I flutter, I flutter, I flutter, I destroy, I destroy, I destroy, I destroy. "After Wei Yan fought hard for a while, the fire was finally put out.

Jiang Wei stood up from the ground: "Chang Wen, thank you, I...eh? Lights, lights...why are all the lights out! "

Wei Yan: "Huh? I don’t know. I just remember that I stepped on the flames just now. I guess, probably, maybe, maybe, maybe... I extinguished them by the way. ”,

Later, although many experts repeatedly discussed the question of “who blew out the main lamp”, there was still no consensus. However, it is certain that it is worthy of affirmation. The lamp was indeed extinguished. , and then gradually witnessed the scientific nature of folk sayings such as "the oil runs out and the lamp dries up", "the lamp goes out when a person dies", "blows out the lamp and pulls out the wax", Zhuge Liang died...

How many times Queen of Heaven, in the big tent.

Zhuge Liang: "I...I can't do it anymore, I..."

The generals fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "Prime Minister!!!"

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Zhuge Liang: "Don't cry in a hurry. I'm not dead yet. Can I go without worries if I don't explain my funeral?"

Jiang Wei said with tears in his eyes: "Master, I have something to say. You will explain it."

Zhuge Liang: "After I die, there should be no mourning. We need to retreat slowly, not in a hurry..." After speaking, he tilted his head. .....

The generals fell to the ground again and cried bitterly: "Prime Minister!!!"

Zhuge Liang: "It's okay, I won't die so soon."

Yang Yi: "Prime Minister! If you have anything else to say, please tell me."

Zhuge Liang: "My funeral must be simple. The country's economy is not very good now, so save a little... ..That’s one thing. There were more than three hundred people at the funeral of the late Lord Liu Bei. I don’t need that many. Two thousand people are enough.”

Yang Yi whispered in a low voice: "The Prime Minister is dying, he can't even count."

Zhuge Liang: "Bo Yue!"

Jiang Wei: "The disciple is here."

Zhuge Liang: "This is the method of repeating the crossbow. It has never been used. One crossbow can fire ten arrows, and the blueprint is here. You can make it according to the law.",

Jiang Wei: "Yes! ”

Zhuge Liang: “Remember, Lian Nu must apply for a patent. Once it has a patent, it can be protected by law. Don’t be pirated by Sima Yi like Wooden Ox and Flowing Horse. In addition, Wooden Ox and Flooding Horse must also be sold at a reduced price. This can Encourage consumers to boycott piracy and buy genuine products.”

Jiang Wei: “I understand.”

“I’m going to go.” ....." Zhuge Liang suddenly tilted his head again...

The generals fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "Prime Minister!"

Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll practice it first."

The generals: "#￥￥?#￥"

Zhuge Liang: "Bo Yue, this is a military book written by me, especially It is the formation chapter, which describes dozens of combat formations, including 3-5-2; 4-4-2; 4-5-1; 3-4-3..."

Jiang Wei: "Master, you got it wrong. This is the football magazine I read."

"Huh? No wonder it's so awkward to hold." Zhuge Liang: "Look, this is This is my military book. It describes various formations, including square formation, circular formation, cone formation, sky formation, ground formation, flying geese formation, configuration formation, weir and moon formation, yellow dragon formation, and one-word long snake formation. , Two Dragons Out of Water Formation, Three Talents Formation of Heaven and Earth, Four Doors Pocket Bottom Formation, Five Elements Plum Blossom Formation, Six Ding Liujia Formation, Seven Stars Continuous Beads Formation, Eight Doors Golden Lock Formation, Nine Palaces and Bagua Formation, Ambush Formation from Ten Sides, Golden Dragon Coupling Formation, Rolling Ground Formation Snake Formation, Bahuang Liuhe Formation, Huntian Qi Formation..."

Jiang Wei muttered in a low voice: "You talk so smoothly and so energetically, do you look like someone who is about to die? "

"I...this time, I really...have to...go..." Zhuge Liang said and tilted his head again ......

The generals fell to the ground and cried bitterly again: "Prime Minister! ! ! ",

Zhuge Liang: "Wait, I'm not dead yet, I still have something to say. "

Jiang Wei cried and said: "Master, please, please tell me what you have to say quickly. If you lie down and talk, it will be very tiring for us to kneel down and listen!" Please hurry up. "

Zhuge Liang: "Soon, soon. Boyue, remember that the Central Plains has been an inalienable part of our Han territory since ancient times, so the banner of regaining the Central Plains must not fall. "

Jiang Wei: "I know, it won't fall until it doesn't fall.

"

Zhuge Liang: "The Northern Expedition must continue. Don't give up even if it doesn't succeed. Be prepared for a protracted war. I'm not in good health. I won't be able to survive after six fights. You are young. If you are strong, you can fight nine or ten times without any problem, so you must insist on fighting. "

Jiang Wei: "I know, I will fight, I will fight!" ",

Zhuge Liang: "Be kind to soldiers. "

Jiang Wei: "Thick, it must be thick! "

Zhuge Liang: "And I must support my successor. ”

Jiang Wei: “Protect, I will protect!” "

Ge Liang: "You must not rebel. ”

Jiang Wei: “Reverse, we must oppose!” "

Zhuge Liang: "What?

Jiang Wei: "No, no...yes, I will definitely not rebel, I will definitely not rebel."

Zhuge Liang: "Then I can go with peace of mind. "

Jiang Wei: "Then you should go quickly. It's getting late. The Former Lord Liu Bei and the Five Tiger Generals are waiting for you to go. Everyone says, go quickly! Right?"

The generals agreed in unison: "Yes, yes... Prime Minister, go quickly."

Zhuge Liang: "You are expecting me. Are you going to die early? You want to seize power so quickly!"

Yang Yi: "Prime Minister, we are not expecting you to die, but if you don't die, we will die soon. Everyone has been kneeling on the ground for a long time. The weather is so hot that six of the soldiers kneeling outside have already fainted from heatstroke. No matter how long it takes, we will soon die."

Zhuge Liang: "Can you blame me?" said the director. It turns out there are too few scenes in the script, so I need to make it longer."

Yang Yi: "Okay, hurry up a little bit, help me, I'll give you a late night snack."

Zhuge Liang: "Okay, I've finished my last words. I...go..." He tilted his head again...

The generals did not cry for the time being. After watching for a while, Jiang Wei asked in a low voice: "Is he really dead this time?"

Yang Yi: "It seems like he is serious this time. , he should be dead."

"Oh!" The generals breathed a sigh of relief and cried again: "Prime Minister!"

"Wait a minute. I have something else to do." Zhuge Liang is actually not dead yet.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have... 'that', release it quickly. If you continue like this, even if you don't die, someone will come up and strangle you to death." Jiang Wei said and made a move A stranglehold.

Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll just do this. I'll die immediately after it's done."

Yang Yi: "What's the matter, tell me quickly!"

Zhuge Liang: "After I die, that... eulogy has been written."

Yang Yi: "It has been written."

Zhuge Liang: "Read it and let me listen."

Yang Yi: "You want to listen to this too?"

Zhuge Liang: "Yes, I won't be able to listen if you read it again after I die. When it comes, of course you have to read it while you are still alive. I’ll see if it’s good.”

Jiang Wei: “Forget it, let’s satisfy his last request, otherwise he won’t die.”

"Okay, listen, uh uh..." Yang Yi: "Great politician, strategist, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang..."

Zhuge Liang: "Stop, what? I only have two titles."

Yang Yi: "Isn't politician and military strategist enough?"

Zhuge Liang: "Of course not, I have written military books, and I am a military theorist. Come on?"

Yang Yi: "Okay, I'll add it to you."

Zhuge Liang: "Also, I decided on three points before I got started. Longzhong is right. , strategist counts, right?"

Yang Yi: "Okay, add it too.

"

Zhuge Liang: "Well, my literary talent is not bad. I have written a list of teachers..."

Yang Yi: "Okay, plus a writer. "

Zhuge Liang: "I will also unite with Soochow..."

Yang Yi: "Okay, plus diplomats. "

Zhuge Liang: "I will also rectify the economy of Shu..."

Yang Yi: "Okay, add economists. "

Zhuge Liang: "I also taught a good apprentice Jiang Wei..."

Yang Yi: "Okay, plus an educator. "

Zhuge Liang: "I still..."

Yang Yi: "What else? "

Zhuge Liang: "...No more for now. ”

Yang Yi: “Now change it to, great statesman, military strategist, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator, economist, founder of the Shu Han Kingdom One of them, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, died of illness in XXX on XX, month XX, XX year after treatment failed..."

Zhuge Liang: "What XXXXXX? "

Yang Yi: "I don't know when you will die or where you will die. I can only use XXX."

Zhuge Liang: "I won't die today. Here it is. "

Yang Yi: "Just today? "

Zhuge Liang: "Today! "

Yang Yi: "Are you sure? "

Zhuge Liang: "Sure! "

Yang Yi: "Don't change it? "

Zhuge Liang: "I won't change it! "

Yang Yi: "You're definitely not going to change? "

Zhuge Liang: "Definitely! "

"Congratulations, you got the answer right! Oh, no, it's...dead. Yang Yi: "Now the eulogy is changed to: Great statesman, military strategist, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator, economist, one of the founders of the Shu Han Kingdom, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, Due to ineffective treatment, he died of illness in the Wuzhangyuan military camp on August 23, the twelfth year of Jianxing, at the age of fifty-four. Prime Minister Zhuge's life was a glorious life, a great life, in that era when the princes were divided and the world was in strife..."

Zhuge Liang: "How well written, I can rest assured. Don't be anxious, everyone, I'm serious this time, I'm... dead..."

Li Fu: "Hey! Wait, wait, don’t die yet! "

Zhuge Liang: "What's going on? I don't want to die. You are expecting me to die. I really want to die, but you won't let me die. "

Li Fu: "No, I forgot that there is something I haven't asked. Prime Minister, please hold on for a while.

Zhuge Liang: "What do you want to say quickly? I don't have time. Liu, Guan, and Zhang over there are urging me to go. They are waiting for me now." "

Li Fu: "I want to ask the Prime Minister who will be responsible for important tasks a hundred years from now. "

Zhuge Liang: "Just asking about this, that's it..."

Li Fu: "Oh! Jiang Wan (finished speaking). Okay, good candidate, I'll note it down. Who can succeed Jiang Wan? "

Zhuge Liang: "Huh? I haven’t said it yet. You heard me wrong. It’s definitely..."

Li Fu: "Oh! After Jiang Wan, let Fei Yi take over (not necessarily), I understand, I understand! Who can succeed Fei Yi? "

Kong Ming didn't answer. Everyone looked forward and looked at him. He was dead. (Probably he died of depression).

Yang Yi: "Is he really dead this time? "

Jiang Wei: "He is really dead.

"

Yang Yi: "Are you sure? "

Jiang Wei: "Sure! "

Yang Yi: "Don't change it? "

Jiang Wei: "I won't change it! "

Yang Yi: "You definitely won't change it? "

Jiang Wei: "I definitely won't change it! "

Yang Yi: "Congratulations, if you cry a few more times, we will call it a day. "

Jiang Wei: "But we can't cry anymore. We cried six times and we have no strength anymore. "

"Everyone, try your best and listen to my command. Yang Yi said, raising her hand and shouting: "One, two, three!" ”

“Prime Minister! ! "The generals fell to the ground and cried bitterly for the last time...

I forgot to bring the paper to the toilet, and only had a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket (1) 1st floor. I forgot to bring the paper to the toilet, and only had the girl in my pocket. Which one should I use for my friend’s photo and 100 yuan?

Use your fingers!~Rinse it with water~

Use 100 yuan. Yes, don’t you think it’s painful to use the photo? The photo is too hard.

The 4th floor. Use the one hundred yuan, wash it off and spend it.

Go to the 5th floor. The things I bought still smell good after being washed

6th floor. Haha, just use the things that others have used in the wastebasket. (-__-This answer is really stupid. )

You should just pick up your pants and leave. . . . . . . . . It’s time to eat

9th floor. Liar... you don’t even have shoes? (Damn it, brother, how can I do it?) ||)

10th floor. It’s easy~~just use your own underwear~~

11th floor. Just remember to wash your hands.

12th floor. Use socks~~~~~~ (It has the same purpose as wearing shoes...)

13th floor. Didn’t you post this in the toilet? Let's be honest, what did you use at that time...

14th floor. India does not use paper

15th floor. Tear 100 into 5 equal parts and use one. ``Haha`` I still have 80 yuan left. It's very profitable~~ I'm a woman. Of course I can't use photos of my boyfriend!~~ (Jie girls are really financially savvy)

Floor 16. Use both, because one is not enough (-_-|||)

Call for help!

The photo is facing inward. Your girlfriend carries you on her back, and then shaves, so that you can compare yourself (cow...)

19th floor. Tear the photo into two thin ones~!! Use the one without the pattern and wipe it. ~~~!!! (More awesome...)

Damn it, find a hair dryer and blow it off

Put your butt out to dry it

Don’t bother me with this kind of problem next time

(I’m so sorry ````````````````````)

Floor 21. Don’t you call 110?

Floor 22. There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a water pipe, plug it into the faucet and wash it while you’re there.

Floor 23. They are both unbearable things...Absolutely~~

Then tear off the girlfriend’s head in the photo as a souvenir

Go and wipe the PP again~~~~~100...keep it for later use~~~

Then what did you do, I think. . . . . .

You should pull your brother over and flush it with your own urine

Not bad, I still think about you (orz)

25 building. Climb to the female WC and see if there is

the 26th floor.

After finishing the tuba size, lift up the PP, and then start shaking it wildly for 5 minutes. Use centrifugal force to shake off the poop remaining on the PP, and then you can do it, but it is time-consuming and a bit tiring~~~

27th floor. The buttocks upstairs are really strong

28th floor. Don’t the toilets have walls? They rub against the walls.

On the 29th floor. Take a breath

Squirt out the remaining PP

It really can’t be breathed in (Go, where are you practicing?)

30th floor. Wait a minute, ha, let me wipe it for you

Floor 31. Be generous! Be more generous! Block the toilet! When the time comes, if someone else wants to come in and make repairs, you threaten them: No paper! I swear not to go out! ! ! Isn’t that enough?

32nd floor. Stick the chewing gum in your mouth until it is clean. If there is still some sweetness left and you can’t bear to throw it away, just keep chewing it (you are the worst one O_O)

33F. Blow it with your mouth, and after it is dry, you can pick off the shell.

34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it by yourself, but it’s more difficult

35th Floor. What should I do if I have diarrhea? Even 100 yuan is not enough