Crosstalk - Lines from "Not Short of Money"

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish Flirting

Maomao: You got it wrong, Scottish Flirting, this hotel is so expensive

Zhao Benshan: Bring it Money, 30,000, do you have a bag?

Maomao: I fell on the kang

Zhao Benshan: I was doing something for you, but I still fell on the kang

Maomao: I only have more than 70 yuan in my pocket

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400

Maomao: It’s not enough

Zhao Benshan: It doesn’t matter if it’s enough

Zhao Benshan: Waiter

Little Shenyang: Sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural products

Zhao Benshan: We are here to eat, and this meal is very important for girls

Little Shenyang: Oh my god, who do you call a girl? I am a pure man

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt

Little Shenyang: It’s not a skirt either. These are cropped trousers. They have legs. I was worried and put them on the wrong way. I said, why are there no crotches when I walk?

Zhao Benshan: Leave those legs for Ming to wear. Young man, let me tell you, please invite the important person today. Guests, you must entertain them well

Xiao Shenyang: No problem

Zhao Benshan: How much does it cost for a meal in your hotel? How much does it cost to eat the most expensive item

Xiao Shenyang: It costs 10,000 to 20,000 yuan

Zhao Benshan: Is this the case? If you eat today, you will pay the bill tomorrow

Little Shenyang: I'll pay for free

Zhao Benshan: I'm not paying for free, I'll give you a tip

Little Shenyang: Uncle, you are so handsome

Zhao Benshan: Here comes the guest , you have to carry me when I order food, I want expensive food

Xiao Shenyang: I just said no

Zhao Benshan: You understand very well

Maomao: Grandpa, I’m hungry

Little Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl

Zhao Benshan: So expensive

Little Shenyang: Scottish tarou noodles

Zhao Benshan: Let’s have a bowl of Luzi first. Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come soon. You have to fight for my face. This is the best opportunity in life. Grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years

Maomao: Grandpa, how old am I?

Zhao Benshan: How many years have I trained your dad? Your dad is a semi-finished product and has become a cultural webmaster. You must have confidence

Maomao: Honghu Water, each wave is stronger than the other, I want to beat my father on the beach

Little Shenyang: Lu Zi is here

Maomao: Grandpa is a little salty

Little Shenyang: Get you a bowl of boiled water

Little Shenyang: Who are you? You are the protagonist, no, Bai Yansong is not, Lao Bi, are you Teacher Bi

Teacher Bi is here, come quickly, it’s time to run away soon

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? What are you making a noise about? Did you let the wolf bite you?

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, can you take a picture of me?

Bi Fujian: I am looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the cultural website director of Lianhua County

Zhao Benshan: I am Zhao Tiezhu’s father, you have found the right person

Bi Fujian: Dad, yes

Zhao Benshan: The county is very grandly decorated. There is a hall, a large room, a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers

Bi Fujian: Brother, there are all flowers. What color?

Zhao Benshan: Both white and yellow. The common people are waiting for you with pens in hand, so excited

Bi Fujian: Let’s go to the countryside

Zhao Benshan: The village has arranged for me to have a meal in Tieling first. I'll arrange it

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, take a picture of me

Bi Fujian: You are the waiter

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers, you are not from Dalian ?

Bi Fujian: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: We are relatives, my grandfather lives in Dalian

Bi Fujian: What is your name

Maomao: Behind closed doors

Bi Fujian: Your master is very good at playing mahjong

Zhao Benshan: When you smile, it looks like the photo of your master when he left. The child will kiss the master, please call him master

Maomao: Master good.

Bi Fujian: I haven’t given you any New Year’s money yet

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven’t taken any photos yet

Zhao Benshan: Order first

Little Shenyang: What should I do if I run away after eating?

Zhao Benshan: Just order it

Bi Fujian: Let’s eat whatever we want

Zhao Benshan: Now we are rich. Just eat as hard as you can, and how much you can eat

Bi Fujian: Eat whatever you want

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalones

Little Shenyang: Sorry, no.

Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster

Little Shenyang: Not that big

Zhao Benshan: How big.

Little Shenyang: Only one pound.

Zhao Benshan: Yes or no?

Xiao Shenyang: No.

Bi Fujian: Don’t order shark fins

Zhao Benshan: Don’t eat them if you have them. I got stuck once while eating shark fins, and finally took them out with tweezers at the hospital. Your hotel has nothing. It’s hard to come here and find your boss

Xiao Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan: Neither does the boss

Xiao Shenyang: The boss is out

Zhao Benshan: What are you going to eat?

Bi Fujian: Let’s have some home-cooked food

Zhao Benshan: Come from the folk, kid, let’s have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms

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Little Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan: You can have this

Little Shenyang: There really is no

Zhao Benshan: Bring what you brought

Bi Fujian: No pheasant

Zhao Benshan: Stew this and order a stupid egg

Little Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan: I have them

Bi Fujian: Brother, next time I go to the restaurant, I will make all the ingredients myself

Zhao Benshan: I don’t have them here. I have a few dishes, two. Give me a chance. Teacher Bi will come. Your hotel.

Little Shenyang: Give me one as a gift. Uncle, why are you so depressing? You didn’t even order any. We’ll give you one as a gift.

Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster. Didn’t you count it in your heart?

Xiao Shenyang: Yes, did you not count it in your heart? I am young and a person’s life is very short. It's short-lived, sometimes it's the same as sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes and pull away, the day has passed. Once you close your eyes and don't pull away, this life has passed.

Bi Fujian: Insightful.

Zhao Benshan: What a brilliant idea, he is a fart

Xiao Shenyang: Money is something external to the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When a person dies, the money is not spent.

Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are still alive but the money is gone. This kid

Little Shenyang: This is too stingy.

Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be ready for a while, here comes the duck eggs. I have been born with artistic bacteria since I was a child

Bi Fujian: Artistic cells

Zhao Benshan: Let’s see if I can fuck you "Avenue of Stars".

Bi Fujian: Brother, I figured it out. You picked me up here just to let your granddaughter go to "Avenue of Stars".

Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the karaoke microphone.

Bi Fujian: According to our rules, self-report your family name

Zhao Benshan: Start from the front, don’t be nervous

Maomao: I am from Tieling Lotus Chishuigouzi , my name is Yadan, and I am in a very impulsive mood today. The sun is shining brightly tonight, and it will become cloudy and sunny tonight.

Little Shenyang: Report the weather forecast

Maomao: The mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I have found my master. My master is so good that he can take me to the sun. Avenue.

Bi Fujian: "Avenue of Stars"

Maomao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. Thank you so much. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank you. Eight generations of ancestors, I represent the eight generations of ancestors. In this life, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost.

Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to repay you, repay the kindness, and repay the kindness. I will not forget you when I go out, and sing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" by Li Guyi.

Maomao: That one is from Li Na, singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live

Zhao Benshan: No need to sing the middle part, just sing the back part.

Bi Fujian: He is not old, but his voice is really high

Zhao Benshan: Sing one more

Maomao: Grandpa, what you eat today is a little salty

Zhao Benshan: I cried and sang at the end

Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, I cried and sang at the same time and said my acceptance speech. "Avenue of Stars" is all about real people. I won the award before I even went to Beijing. Remarks.

Zhao Benshan: His master is here, am I still mentally unstable? If I say three numbers, she will cry. You are really finished. You have feelings for the master. Here is his photo.

Maomao: Cry...

Zhao Benshan: Damn it, why are you laughing?

Maomao: It’s so interesting.

Bi Fujian: I won’t mention it anymore, my talent is good and my singing is also good.

Xiao Shenyang: That’s not bad. If you can get in like this, I can get in too.

Little Shenyang: You let me sing one,

Zhao Benshan: I won’t let you sing

Little Shenyang: If you don’t let me sing, I will explain your matter Come out

Zhao Benshan: If you say it, it must be better than singing it

Bi Fujian: Let’s start talking, it’s better to report yourself

Little Shenyang: My destiny (Sensitive words) are the same, there is also a master named Bi

Bi Fujian: What can you do

Little Shenyang: I can imitate,

Bi Fujian: Who to imitate

Little Shenyang: Teacher Liu Huan

Bi Fujian: That paragraph to imitate

Little Shenyang: "You and Me"

Zhao Benshan: Just sing

Bi Fujian: This is a song called Me and You, just sing!

Little Shenyang: You and I are connected heart to heart...

Zhao Benshan: Pull it down, it’s off track, let’s serve it

Little Shenyang: I’ll sing again One, let me sing the song of Daolang

Zhao Benshan: You sing the song of Shit Beetle

Xiao Shenyang: Daolang is the name of the singer, and Daolang is the name of the singer

Bi Fujian: Come again

Little Shenyang: I can also sing A Lang's songs from "Avenue of Stars".

Bi Fujian: What is your name

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Xiaoshenyang

Bi Fujian: There are also foreign names

Xiao Shenyang: Xiao Shenyang

Zhao Benshan: The English name is Xiao~~Shan~~Yang

Bi Fujian: Where are you from?

Little Shenyang: I He's from Lianhua Village

Bi Fujian: That's the little Shenyang your son asked me to find. Tomorrow he will follow me to Beijing to attend "Avenue of Stars"

Zhao Benshan: I'll stew all the vegetables for you Now, if you don’t give me face or give her master face, why don’t you let him meet you? You can read the news online. The click rate is very high. She is the duck egg mentioned above.

Bi Fujian: The food will be served immediately. I’ve packed today’s meal and I’ll treat you, Duck Egg. Tomorrow you will go to “Avenue of Stars” with your big brother. If you form a combination, it’s called Not Short of Money.

Maomao: Can I go too?

Bi Fujian: Yes.

Maomao: Thank you, sir.

Xiao Shenyang: Thank you.

Zhao Benshan: "Avenue of Stars" is a stage for the common people. They want it, so I want it too.

Bi Fujian: Your name is also on the Internet.

Zhao Benshan: Have you checked, and let me tell you, a secret that has been treasured for a long time. In fact, my husband’s surname is also Bi.