Guo Degang On Elegance

You have to be elegant" Crosstalk text

Guo: Thank you, thank you, there are millions of people upstairs and downstairs. Yu: Huh~ Where are there so many people! (The audience shouted, but they couldn’t hear clearly what was said) Guo: Ah, someone inside shouted that Yu Qian was hit. Yu: Hey, (laughing) Why did you just pick up your mouth and say it? Guo: You are not very popular. Yu: Eh. Guo: All these people are here to see you. Yu: No, no, people listen to cross talk. Guo: I think so. Yu: Really? Guo: People like you better than me. Yu: Everyone praises it. Guo: I’ve been working for so many years Yu: Well Guo: I also have to thank Teacher Yu Yu: You’re so polite Guo: It’s been a great help to me Yu: I dare not say that Guo: But I can’t give you anything Yu: Oh Guo: My conditions are not much different from yours. Yu: We are all the same. Guo: Is that so? Yu: Well. Guo: If one day I become the emperor, Yu: Huh? Guo: I will make you the crown prince. Yu: Hey, this... Guo: I can only do my best. Yu: Hey, that's all. Guo: From now on, all my property will be yours. Yu: Hey, this, you When I became emperor, I didn’t even go out to let you run against me. Guo: The problem is that I can’t become emperor. Yu: Oh, yes, don’t think about it. Guo: (laughing) Along the way for more than 20 years, the audience has witnessed our success. Growing up in: You have all seen it. Guo: Being an actor means doing cross talk well. Yu: To Guo: There is no other skill. Yu: To Guo: Everyone knows us. Yu: Yeah. Guo: Guo Degang, Yu Qian. Yu: Our brothers. Guo: Very young. Yu: Well. Guo: Incomparable to our predecessors. Yu: Of course. Guo: Everyone knows Guo Degang and knows the three words Guo Degang. Yu: Well. Guo: It’s just from the Analects of Confucius. : Hey~ Just wait a moment. Guo: You said: There is Guo Degang in the Analects of Confucius? Guo: The Analects of Confucius, the inner book of Confucius. Yu: I know what Confucius wrote. Guo: There is such a sentence in the Analects of Confucius. Yu: How do you say it? Guo: "I have never seen a strong person." Yu: How do you say that? Guo: Sage Kong said it was a pity that I had never met Guo Degang. Yu: Hey, haha~~ Then I’ll say you’re the head of Kong Shengren, right? Guo: Yes! Yu: Hey, what a mess. Do you know if you don’t explain it this way? Guo: That’s how I understand it. Yu: Ah. Guo: A lot of viewers like us. Yu: Oh. Guo: Of course there are some controversies about Guo Degang. Yu: Ah, it’s quite controversial. Guo: It’s normal. Yu: Of course. Guo: Someone said, “Guo Degang’s cross talk is all vulgar.” Yu: Oh, you say we are vulgar. Guo: A benevolent person sees benevolence, a wise person sees wisdom. Yu: There are different opinions. Guo: There are people at different levels of society who say others are vulgar. Yu: Is that true? Guo: Upper class. Yu: Yeah. Guo: When someone says they are vulgar, he is pretending to be confused because he understands. Yu: Oh, are you pretending to be confused? Guo: Hey, experts and scholars say people are vulgar. Yu: Is this? Guo: This mentality is like Dongfeng breaking, I am worse than Dongfeng! Yu: Okay~~ Guo: The cross talk actor said that his peers are vulgar. Yu: Is this? Guo: Envy, jealousy and hate! Yu: Oh, yeah~ This is the mentality. Guo: If he could perform a show here, how could he be so obsessed with it? Yu: (laughing) This is absolutely true. Guo: Only among peers is there naked hatred. Yu: We are colleagues who are enemies. Guo: There is no way. Yu: Yeah. Guo: That’s understandable. Yu: Yeah. Guo: There are two kinds of people in the world. Yu: Oh? Guo: One type of people likes Guo Degang, Yu: Oh Guo: No mistake Yu: Of course Guo: This is the first type Yu: Hmm Guo: The second type of people doesn’t like Guo Degang, Yu: What about this? Guo: That’s right. Yu: You can choose. Guo: But the second type of people think they are more elegant than the first type of people, which is wrong. (The audience applauded.) This is also the reason why he is always ranked 2. Yu: (laughing) Oh, that's the reason.

Guo: Life is not easy for people, so keep a dignified attitude. Yu: Hey. Guo: Only by being tolerant can the world be wonderful! Yu: This is the most important thing. Guo: Let’s tell the truth. Yu: Yeah. Guo: What is vulgarity and what is elegance? Yu: Differentiate. Guo: I think so. Yu: Yeah. Guo: Simple elegance is not enough to constitute the world. Yu: Oh. Guo: The joy, anger, sorrow and joy of little people are the real art. Yu: That is Guo: Chairman Mao once taught us, Yu: Well Guo: Literature and art serve the broad masses of the people. Yu: That's right. Guo: You are so elegant and exaggerated. I can only say that you deliberately violated the chairman's literary and artistic theory. Yu: Huh~~~~ This is a big label! Guo: This is how you treat that guy. Yu: Yes? Oh, let’s do this Guo: No, let’s tell the truth: Ah Guo: As the old saying goes, isn’t it Yu: Well Guo: The elegant and the vulgar are tolerant of each other, Yu: Oh Guo: Only tolerance can lead to the elegance and vulgarity* **reward. Yu: Coexistence. Guo: Many people can’t see through it. Yu: Yeah. Guo: I always think something is elegant and something is vulgar. Yu: Oh Guo: What is elegant and what is vulgar? Yu: Yes? Guo: Someone said, Yu: Ah Guo: Listening to symphony is elegant, Yu: That's true Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar; Yu: Hi! Guo: Listening to celebrity lip-synching is elegant, Yu: Oh, Guo: Watching online originals is vulgar; Yu: So what? Guo: Looking at body art is elegant, Yu: Huo Guo: The couple telling dirty jokes is vulgar; Yu: Hi! Guo: Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. (The audience booed) Mr. Gorky taught us, Yu: He said? Guo: Go to hell with your grandma. (Audience sighs~~~) Yu: Gorky and his family are really full of relatives. Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity? Yu: Hey Guo: It is elegant to have good teeth, and it is vulgar to have good people. Yu: This is the word written like this: Guo: One word is Ya and the other is Jia. This word is pronounced Ya. Yu: To Guo: Say it with your mouth. It’s okay when you’re full. It’s said while sitting there babbling. This is Ya. ; Yu: Oh, this is called Yaguo: A single person has a grain, a grain of all kinds of grains. This word has a vulgar meaning. Yu: Duiguo: Eating, drinking, and having diarrhea is a vulgarity. Yu: Oh, Guo: People don’t have to say, Yu: Yeah, Guo: You don’t need the elegant things, but you can’t live without the vulgar things. Yu: Both are vulgar. Guo: Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other. Yu: Who can't live without? Guo: Can't live without. Yu: Yeah. Guo: Drinking coffee means garlic. The autumn water is always the same color in the sky. Yu: Hoo~ Guo: I can smell scumbags even when many elegant people wear perfume. Yu: Deep in my heart Guo: After more than 20 years and so many ups and downs, now I have reached the point where I have read all the porn movies in the world and have no code in my heart. (Audience sighs) Yu: Okay~~~~~~~~~ I don’t know if it’s coded or not, but I’m sure I’ve seen it all. Guo: I’ll return it to you in two days. Yu: Hey, is it mine? I didn't lend you this thing. Guo: (laughing) Let me tell you that when vulgar things are gone, elegance no longer exists. Yu: They are all in contrast to each other. Guo: The two are the same thing. Yu: Dialectics. Guo: Only vulgarity can make people approach art. Yu: Yes. Guo: There is no distinction between art and art. Yu: Eh. Guo: As the saying goes, dramas and porn movies are both things that bring happiness to people. Yu: Huo~ Guo: It’s true Yu: Yeah Guo: It’s a bit rough, but the truth is true. People in the upper class never watch Category III movies. Yu: That’s good. Guo: He’s serious about it. . Yu: Hey, haha~~~~ I might as well watch it. Guo: You may disagree with my aesthetic views, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights. Yu: This is right for Guo: Let me and the people retain a vulgar right. Yu: Yes. Guo: Classical Chinese poetry is good. Yu : Well Guo: The shortcomings of Zhuzi are also: this is? Guo: Let me reiterate again: elegance is not pretended, Sun Tzu is the one who pretends.

Yu: Hi~ Tell the truth Guo: Sometimes I get angry when I see them pretending to be me. Yu: Are you angry? Guo: Live a good life, what’s wrong with you all day long? Yu: Ah Guo: As soon as he got on the bus, the bus was as crowded as a sour pear. He even stretched out an English newspaper, Yu: Hey, okay~ Guo: Do ??you know you? Yu: I can’t tell. Guo: People on the roadside also speak half in Chinese and half in English. Yu: Huh? Guo: When buying an apple, you also say "Hello, uncle." Yu: Uncle? Guo: "Let me take a look." Yu: Hi~ Guo: He wants to take a look, Yu: Ah Guo: "Is your Apple worth five yuan and seven pounds?" Yu: What a mess Guo: You bought it all. Apple, what are you doing? Yu: Don’t talk for a while. Guo: What the hell. Yu: Ah. Guo: Bring a watch. “Hey, look at my Rolls-Royce watch.” Yu: Huh? Guo: Is it the extended version? Yu: Hi Guo: Didn’t I cheat you to death? Yu: Tsk~ Guo: You can’t even talk about Rolex? Yu: What foreign language are you talking about? Guo: Some of them wear a big yellow chain. Yu: A gold chain. Guo: Don’t sweat. Your vest will get dirty if you sweat. Yu: Huh? Color fade? Guo: Copper plating Yu: Okay~ This is the most important thing Guo: Ah, that "Oh, I have to go to the Hong Kong Sa Sa store to buy that shampoo", don't do that, you don't have as much hair as I do. Yu: Then don’t wash it. Guo: That’s what we’re talking about. Yu: Ah Guo: My pants are dirty. Yu: Ah Guo: I told people “I fell on them while eating abalone.” If you pee your pants, you say you peed. pants. Yu: Oh, the abalone is not that big! (Audience sighs~~~~~~) Guo: Bringing broccoli Yu: Oops~~Hi~ Guo: Let’s talk about this, sometimes I get angry when I see this, Yu: Ah Guo: As soon as we finish eating here” I sign the bill." Yu: Oh? Guo: "Ah, I'm sorry, sir, I can't sign the bill." Yu: Yes. Guo: "I'll swipe my card." Which card did you swipe to drink a bowl of wontons? Yu: It’s not worth it. Guo: Do ??you mind this? Yu: Ah Guo: Pretend to be an eagle with a big tail. On the side of the road, a man and a woman were standing here, talking to each other like poetry. Yu: Huo~~ Guo: The same goes for this man, (Hong Kong dialect? I can’t figure out what it means) “Remember you must be happy.” This woman said, "But my mentality has always been up and down." "You can never let go." "I have to tilt my face 45 degrees against the wall to stop my tears from flowing down." "You will always be mine. Proud princess, I have to leave, your husband is about to get off work." What a waste! ! Yu: Oops, it’s so elegant. Two scoundrels co-authored it? Guo: How to do this? It's enough to shoot this guy for a day. Yu: Don’t treat your anger with them. Guo: Really, especially in our industry, the cross talk industry. Yu: Hmm. Guo: I don’t know what’s wrong. People demand so much elegance and elegance all the time. Do you have that? Isn't it good for you to memorize tongue twisters? Yu: Practice basic skills. Guo: The Chinese cross talk community held another meeting two days ago. Yu: Oh~huh~ Guo: You can't help it. Yu: He is really diligent now~ Guo: There is no place to talk about cross talk, so we can only It's a meeting, Yu: I went there to practice basic skills. Guo: Do ??you want to hold an elegant cross talk conference? Yu: Huh? ~ Guo: Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are gathered together. Yu: Eh. Guo: Ah, at Home Inn, Seven Days, Sufa, Hanting. Yu: What a mess. Guo: It is held in these hotels. Yu: Find a good place. Guo: Let me go, but I don’t dare to go. Yu: That’s it. Guo: I’m afraid I won’t be able to explain when I get home. Yu: Oh, yes. Guo: Then that expert was Wang Moumou, an expert in the cross talk field. Yu: Experts didn’t dare to leave their full names. Guo: Let me go to my house to do it. Yu: Huh? Guo: Come to my house. Comrade Xiao Guo is coming to my house. Yu: Oh. Guo: Let me tell you what elegance and vulgarity are. Yu: Shan Shuo Guo: It’s not appropriate not to go, just go.

Yu: I have to go. Guo: As soon as I entered the door, wow, there are couplets hanging on the wall in the room. It has a strong cultural atmosphere. Yu: How do you write the couplet? Guo: Very good. Yu: Yeah. Guo: I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years. Today the waves hit me and I turned over. Yu: Oh? Guo: When I saw this, he was a bastard! Yu: Oops~ It’s possible for experts to guess a riddle. Guo: Ah~ I said, tell me about it. "Tell me about it. Remember, it must be elegant." Yu: Tell me. Guo: "Ah, you can't be vulgar, right? We are playing with elegance for our lives, so we don't want to be vulgar." He said a series of sentences for a long time. Not the whole thing. Yu: Oh, is that what you’re talking about? Guo: “Ah, don’t be upset, ah, you don’t have to be silent, but we will silence you soon.” Yu: Yes? Guo: "We can write anonymous letters and make reports. Will we all know about it?" Yu: Oh, okay~ Guo: "Ah, you may not understand us. Ah, you don't understand me now so you are scolding me. Do you understand?" You have to kill me after I die." Yu: Oh, haha~~ He also knows that this is cruel. Guo: "We have to work hard to be elegant, ah, strive for the future." Yu: Yes. Guo: "Looking down at the sound of the moon, you can't even see the Great Wall." Yu: What did you see? Guo: "I just saw a bunch of people talking about cross talk. You're so elegant." Yu: Okay~~ It's such a big fuss~~ Guo: Ah, after I came out, I said to myself, every two experts in China shot one person, and there was no unjust or false case. Yu: Okay~ That’s it. Guo: Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegance? Yu: Ah Guo: Worshiping foreigners and favoring foreigners Yu: Oh, he worships foreigners and favors foreigners? Guo: They say that foreigners are all good and elegant. Yu: Oh. Guo: No need. There are those from Kazakhstan and those from Kazakhstan. To be honest, going back a few years, this is our vassal country. Yu: Yes Guo: What is Annan and that is Gaoli? Yu: Ah, yes. Guo: They are all like this. They pay tribute every year and become ministers every year. In this small country, if a son is born, he has to be sent to Beijing as a hostage. Yu: Yeah Guo: Are you learning from him now? Let’s tell the truth. Yu: Yeah. Guo: Of course, people have to learn advanced science and technology. Yu: Yes Guo: But sometimes I can’t look past it. Yu: I can’t learn everything. Guo: Children learn that, haha. Yu: How to learn? Guo: The one with twisted hair. Yu: Yeah. Guo: Gaoping, smash it into pieces, with mushroom bottom, dyed one red, one white, one red, one white. It really looks like spicy cabbage. Yu: Oh, this looks like Han. Guo: Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband. Yu: Oops. Guo: Size 36 feet wear size 41 shoes. Yu: Such big shoes? Guo: His big eyelashes rolled up, and he picked up the hat and cut it off. Yu: Huh~~~The hat is too light. Guo: I heard that there are many capable people in Korea? Yu: There are quite a few. Guo: The most capable people in the world are all Koreans. Yu: Really? Guo: Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, Confucius, and Lu Ban all belong to them. Yu: All of Korea? Guo: Yu Qian, these are all from Korea. Yu: Oh, I'm not. Guo: It would be great if you did. They don't know how powerful we are. Yu: What's wrong? Guo: Send a few cross talk talkers to South Korea. They will perish when they get there. Yu: Hey, okay, how can you be so tossing about cross talk? Guo: Hey, he is bad or something. Yu: Oh, oh. Guo: I heard that Koreans recently built a rocket. Yu: Yeah. Guo: A scientist is sitting here, going up to the sun. Yu: Hey, here, you can wait for a while, and go up to the sun? Guo: Yes: The sun is so hot, that’s a fireball! Guo: Koreans say ~~ go at night. Yu: Hey~~~~~I have never seen such a heartless person. Is it okay to go there at night? Guo: Well, that’s all we’ve heard. Hahan, this is Hahan. And Hari’s. Yu: Ah, yes, Japan. Guo: We can’t beat the Japanese to death with a stick. Yu: Oh. Guo: For example, he is polite. Yu: Oh. Guo: For example, we should learn from his unity. Yu: Yes. Guo: But after all, we are a huge country with thousands of years of culture. Yu: We are a country of etiquette. Guo: Isn’t it? We know what’s going on with us.

Yu: Yes Guo: Ah, we can’t just do whatever we want. Japan, let’s tell the truth, it’s a small country. Yu: Yes Guo: It can’t compare with us. Yu: Yes. Guo: Look at our weather forecast. Yu: Yeah. Guo: It only takes fifteen minutes. Yu: There are so many places. Guo: Look at Japan’s weather forecast. In one sentence. Yu: How to say? Guo: It rains all over the country. Yu: Is there just one cloud covering it? Too small Guo: The place is small, isn’t it? Yu: Oh~oh~oh Guo: There are not many villains here. Yu: There are not many people? Guo: People from all over Japan came to Beijing. Yu: Ah Guo: This one is at Deyun Club, and the other one can’t even get Guojia Cuisine. Yu: Well, we can’t get out of the third ring. Guo: Ah, that’s what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember, whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a suitable positioning. Yu: Yes, position yourself. Guo: As long as the location is good, there will be no contradictions. Yu: Yes. Guo: Chaos is caused by misalignment. Yu: When there are people, there will be chaos. Guo: Let me give you an example. Let's go to some big shopping mall. Yu: Yeah Guo: Flagship stores of some international brands Yu: Oh? Guo: When you go shopping, the house is decorated from top to bottom. Yu: Yes. Guo: The attitude of the waiter is: Yes. Guo: Including chatting with you, it must be seen. Yu: It has to be legal. Guo: Do ??you think it is suitable? Yu: To Guo: This is old Beijing dialect Yu: Yeah Guo: I feel comfortable Yu: Yeah Guo: Flagship store, big store. When I came in, people were quite polite. Yu: How do you say it? Guo: Occasionally, people say a half-sentence. Yu: Well. Guo: Hello. Yu: Alas, this is an international language in itself. Guo: Ah, hello, sir, please. Sitting, Yu: Alas Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of our international brand Yu: Right Guo: Take a look at this bag Yu: Oh Guo: It is the special color series for this autumn Yu: Specially designed Guo: It goes with your coat , very suitable for Yu: (laughing) Guo: Danny, please bring over that limited edition and let Mr. Yu: Oh, the limited edition. Guo: You will feel very comfortable. Yu: Yes, just talk like that Guo : Look at our old Beijing noodles with soybean paste, we can’t do this. We have to change the way. Guo: Well, we, we are lively. Old Beijing noodles with soy sauce. Yu: Oh. Guo: If the family is not long, management is not short. Yo, Teacher Yu is here Yu: Ouch, hey hey Guo: Sit down quickly, sit down quickly, sit down quickly Yu: Uh-huh Guo: Teacher Yu is our regular visitor, he hasn’t been here for a while, right Yu: Haha, it’s Guo : I know. A big bowl of fast bars, a small bowl of dry-fried noodles, two bottles of beer, ten roasted kidneys, and a peanut. Yu: They’re all familiar. Guo: Take a look, you’ll find it comfortable too. Of course, this person’s appetite is debatable. Yu: Is one peanut enough for me? Guo: That’s what I mean. Yu: Yes. Guo: But if the two are swapped, it will lead to chaos. Yu: These are all good words, and it won’t hurt if they are swapped. Guo: That would be a contradiction. Yu: No way? Guo: Look, think about it. Yu: Come here. Guo: Our fried noodle shop looks like an international brand store. Yu: Yes. Guo: It’s very well done. Yu: Yeah. Guo: It’s very bright. Yu: Yes Guo: When you come here, everyone is wearing suits Yu: Yes Guo: Hello, sir Yu: Hello Guo: Welcome, the old Beijing fried sauce flagship store Yu: Alas. Eat a bowl of noodles, and it’s the flagship. Guo: This fried sauce is new this fall. Yu: Oops, we are not allowed to eat it in spring. What happened?

Guo: It goes very well with two kinds of noodles. Yu: Hey~~ Guo: Fatty, bring up the limited edition single head of garlic and let Mr. chew it. Yu: Never heard of it! ! One head of garlic is limited, Guo: It sounds confusing to you. Yu: That’s not confusing. Guo: If an international brand store is like a noodle shop, you can’t accept it. Yu: That’s fine. Guo: Ah~~ Yu: Looks enthusiastic. Guo: A big international company, a big brand. Guo: One by one, bloomers. Yes. Guo: Round-top loafers. Here is a towel. Yu: Ah, come on. Guo: Sir, are you here? Yu: Come on. Guo: It's been a while since you came to our place to buy things. Yu: Hey. Guo: Where did you go? Yu: What are you talking about? This is called Guo: Look, we haven’t spent a lot of time on this, ah. Yu: Ah, ah. Guo: Our stuff has been pretty good lately. Yu: Hey. Guo: We don’t always sell it for money. The shopkeeper was really angry. Yu: Yes. Guo: Look at our bag. Carry it on your back and go to the shampoo room, Beier has face. Yu: Why are you going to the shampoo room? Guo: Sir, don’t leave, the price is negotiable. Yu: Yes. Guo: The price is the same everywhere, are you really leaving? Yu: Ah Guo: Go play, grandson! Yu: scolded