The funniest ancient poem

1, it was a long time before I met her, but since we broke up, Chrysanthemum was in her boyfriend's bed.

2. Ha ha ha. Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

3. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.

There are many fish in the sea, and birds are singing everywhere around me.

5, peony flowers die, please burn paper.

6. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

7, windy, easy to catch cold, influenza A is easy to infect.

8, sitting up critically ill, an apricot comes out of the wall.

9. How beautiful she is, opening the pearly casement and a thousand roads without footprints.

10, Luyan on that day.

1 1, a flower rhapsody in July, I will kill a hundred flowers after bloom!

12, ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

13, when is the revenge, and how much is known about the past.

14, poor is immune. Money makes wives.

15, who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

16, I left gently, just as I came gently.

17, there are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, not as good as Wang Lun.

18, there was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

19, I hate that village girls have nowhere to find, and I don't want to be like this.

20. The cave is made at sunrise and rests at sunset, and the Taoist priest is ruthless.

2 1, under the east fence, hang the southeast branch.

22. Guan Yu attacked Qin Qiong and met us. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

23, an apricot comes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.

24, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but the man was in the cafeteria at the door.

25, the crowd looked for him thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, the man slept in the street.

26. The hero's body is still charming.

27, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and my brother hurts the kidney.

28. How much trouble can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

29, Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, looking at the Beijing roast duck restaurant.

30. The sound of spring is unknown, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

3 1, who has not died since ancient times, spring night is worth thousands of dollars. You can't make an appointment at midnight, and the hero will cry from now on.

32. Little He Gang showed his sharp corner and an almond emerged from the wall.

33. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

34, ten years of life and death, go to nightclubs to find cowherd.

The foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.

One day, I will ride the wind and waves and hang condoms directly in the valley.

37, ask how much you can worry about, and drink red bull when you are tired.

When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.

39, good rain knows the season, walking will wet shoes.

40. I suggested that God stand up again, and God shook my hand.

4 1, the wind blows away, I love Adi Wang all my life.

42. If you take it by surprise, you will hang yourself.

43. Stallone walked in Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen-

44. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the white lady was covered in water.

45. Don't forget to tell Nai Weng on the wedding night.

46. There is always love in Qian Shan. Can you give me more?

47. At sunset, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

48. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, and iron bars will be ground into needles.

49. I woke up sexually, but now these boys and girls are in a row.

50. An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

5 1, Charlotte eloped with a solitary man, and Qiu Shui divorced Tian Chang.

52. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet, and the ancients used no paper for defecation.

53, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast and northwest.

Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

55. I advise you not to drink Erguotou. You can't get rid of blushing. You can only frown, but you should mind.

56. If relatives and friends in Luoyang inquire about each other, they don't know everything.

57. I will try anything long.

58. The sky is grey and wild, and a pear tree presses Haitang.

59, stop to sit and love LAM Raymond night, jade people teach flute.

60. The road is long and the legs are slender. I'll feel up and down.

6 1, I shake the sack without a cabbage.

62. At night, the girl becomes a sister-in-law.

63. I will never regret taking off my clothes. I will languish for Iraq.

64, saliva first-class three thousands of feet, touch the pocket have no money.

65. The landscape is picturesque, and life is like a dream.

66. Weeding is at noon, and fine soil falls under the bed.

67. However, Longteng will be here and Liugong Daidai have faded into nothingness.

68,21:Businessmen don't know the hatred of national subjugation, but they still sing nunchakus across the river.

There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.

Once bitten by a snake, birds sing everywhere around me.

7 1. Egrets climb turtles along the river in Feidong Village in front of Mount Cisse.

72. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts. On a spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain.

73. An almond came out of the wall, and all men, old and young, were happy.

74. The old man talks about juvenile madness, and the third one returns home as a companion.

75, hoe and noon, Xiang Tiange, but I still remember that night, that storm, everything was silent.

76, but make the dragonfly will be in and the emperor, from then on, give up his early hearing.

77. Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.

78. When I was young, I didn't know that sperm was expensive, but when I was old, I knew that making love was tiring.

79. I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain. I only know how to shoot an eagle with a bow.

80. An almond comes out of the wall and will be stuffed into the wall in the future.

8 1, listen to you, study saints.

82. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and the best will not be ignored.