Humorous jokes in restaurants and hotels

Humorous jokes in restaurants and hotels

1. A man went to a restaurant to eat, and after paying the money, his meal didn't come for a long time. He was really hungry, so he stood up and walked out.

When the waiter saw it, he asked:? Sir, why did you leave without eating?

this is humane: Come and wait until I'm full at another store. . . ?

2. In summer, in a restaurant, a wealthy and decent customer sneezed and called the waiter:? It's quite cold here. Would you please turn off the air conditioner?

waiter:? Yes, sir! ?

a few minutes later, the customer called the waiter again: I am too hot now. ?

waiter:? Ok, I'll turn on the air conditioner. ?

after a while, the customer said it was cold again.

another person at the same table couldn't help it, so he said to the waiter. Young man, your service is very thoughtful. My friend has made you work hard! ?

the waiter said politely. It doesn't matter, sir. We don't have air conditioning at all. ?

3. The hotel caught fire and a famous actress lived in it.

the fireman set up the inflatable cushion and shouted:? Jump quickly. ?

the actress shouted: I don't, don't you dare to inform the director, I need a body double. ? ;