Begging to be laughed at by children's jokes ~ ~ ~

A male colleague has been pestering his best friend to develop a relationship with her. Have the cheek to ask her phone number all day to make excuses. My best friend has no choice but to feel her pockets. Last week, the fifth anniversary of the old man, she went to the cemetery and happened to buy a pack of paper towels with the phone number of the crematorium on it. So I told my male colleague the number.

The next day, a man was puzzled to tell everyone that he called to ask if Miss XX was in. The other party replied: Was it sent before yesterday? The day before yesterday has been burned, and today's has not been put into the furnace.

My colleague's personal experience:

I just bought a mobile phone, but it's not warm yet.

When I washed my hands that day, because the sink was too low,

When bending down, the mobile phone slipped from the pocket into the basin.

It's all wet. Sift it quickly. It's too slippery after a few times.

I dropped my mobile phone on the ground and didn't have time to pick it up.

A colleague who entered the door stepped on the phone.

It seems that it is impossible to repair it.

On the bus that came back to get the repaired mobile phone, it was stolen by thieves. ...

Female friends will be accosted when they go to the wedding banquet and ask us what to wear. Answer: red or white cheongsam. So he twisted gracefully to the restaurant in cheongsam.

I came back to report at night and was accosted countless times today. Topics of conversation include: hasn't the food on our table been served yet? Miss, please provide some rice. Two bottles of snow beer! Excuse me, where is the toilet? Is this XX and XX's wedding banquet?

This article is taken from The Wanderer.