What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel?

In 2008, I first checked into a five-star hotel in Sheraton Shanghai. At that time, I stayed in a five-star hotel for the first time and basically couldn't sleep all night. I learned about the whole room in detail, and I couldn't sleep until 3 am. Then I called the front desk. The receptionist was a foreigner, speaking idiomatic English, which I didn't understand, so I said in Chinese, this is China, and then he used it. So I ordered a beef noodle and a pot of coffee. Then I ordered some beer and wine at five o'clock.