The shortest hilarious joke.

1. Women are great now. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

2. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

4. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do!

What's wrong with having a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

6. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

7. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

8. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

9. The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

10. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

1 1. Don't always tell me the story of B club in your ordinary capacity!

Why can't Baidu search you again?

No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

12. Under no circumstances can you play with others, and those who play will be played by others.

No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

13. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

14. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

15. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you shouldn't think about.

Please focus on your soy sauce.

16. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

17. If possible, a little stronger. I would rather be strong and enviable than weak!

18. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age!

19. Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too!

20. Watch yourself go through ups and downs and watch your friends go through ups and downs.

2 1. We only have one earth, so we should cherish it.

There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

22. Money doesn't necessarily have a road, and you don't necessarily dare to touch grass.

23. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

24. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. The famous flower is taken, and the hoe is ruthless. ...

25. When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist instead of standing by pointing fingers.

26. The fastest walk is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest hurt is the truest feelings.

27. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get it or lose it, but that you don't know what you want at all!

28. I worked so hard when I grew up, just because I was a child!

29. The so-called successful woman is NB during the day and N at night.

30. If someone wants to be around him, I feel happy even without language. Even if you lose everything, just stop and look around, and someone will be in your sight. Please don't be sad, don't despair, and don't forget that you are never alone.

3 1. It is not necessarily the enemy who shits on your head, and it is not necessarily the friend who pulls you out of the shit pile.

I can't do everything I want, but I should do everything I can.

33. If you have to pee, you have to pee. Don't wait for the bird to shake and pee.

Whenever you make a phone call, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other person can feel it.

35. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

36. Satisfied people are always happy. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless. Want happiness, not to increase wealth, but to reduce desire.

Marry a person who likes chatting, because when you get older, you will find that chatting is a person's greatest advantage.

38. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

40. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

4 1. Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

42. The best relationship is to love others more than to take.

43. I won't be forced, I will be forced.

44. Although I am not in Jianghu, there are legends about me in Jianghu.

45. People can't take money to the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

46. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

See through, don't see through, and continue to be friends.

48. The way to attract a man is not to let him get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

49. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

50. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be hooligans.

5 1. Girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls without clothes.

52. Men like Jiangshan because they think that only the whole Jiangshan can make their women move.

No one's time is the most worthless. He can bargain with a vegetable vendor for 20 cents.

54. When we put more emotions on friendship and love, the only thing that can touch you in the end is family.

55. The so-called loyalty is only because there are not enough chips for betrayal!

56. You asked me to go out, I went out, and you asked me to come back. I'm sorry I escaped.

57. If you want to know what a person lacks, just look at what he shows off. If you want to know what a person is inferior to others, just look at what he hides.