Seek the authors of ten couplets with important historical background.

Fenlai Grain Rain Perfect Flower

-Zhou Qingyun: West Lake Lingfeng Laihe Pavilion Alliance.

Xiuyu was buried in Hushan.

Flowers and the moon can cast gold.

—— Cheng Zengluo: West Lake Mucai Pavilion Union

An empty eaves, such as mountain light compensation;

The seats are equally divided and the pool shadow is clear.

Luo Wei: A network kiosk opened in West Lake, Zhou Xiaoying.

Spring water in the mountains is clear, listening to nature, stopping here without borrowing;

Haze is everywhere. How many people will be fairies?

-Stone: West Lake Spring Pavilion

Cui Cui is red, full of Yingying Yan Yan;

Ups and downs, year after year.

-Anonymous: West Lake Flower Temple Alliance

Still water pillow wind boat, looking for old dreams to smoke waves again;

Why do you have to wear light makeup? It's naive to meet someone of the same color.

—— Anonymous: West Lake Shipping Association

I want to compare the West Lake to learning Chinese characters.

There has never been a good tea like a beautiful woman.

-Anonymous: West Lake Ouxiangju Teahouse Alliance

There are countless plants and trees in the garden;

Painting on lakes and mountains is not as good as painting.

—— Anonymous: West Lake Yuloulian

Poetry writing plum blossom month;

Cha Peng gu Yuchun

-Anonymous: West Lake Longjing Alliance

Xiucuiming Lake and frequent streams;

Only ancient wells, feelings and tea picking are included.

—— Anonymous: West Lake Longjing Temple Trade Union

Shi Bi Bing Dan Shu, really? Fake? Mo Wen's 12 gold medal, a lofty ideal of 700 years, is even more lamentable;

The tomb door is blue and green, right? No? Look at this pair of stubborn irons kneeling. Hundreds of millions of traitors and thieves have been punished for many evil deeds.

-Peng Yulin: Couplets of Wang Yue Temple in West Lake.

1, sven's bribery pun

When the bamboo shoots go out of the wall, they must be higher.

Plum blossom and snow, three points is only three points.

"History of Xuetao Harmony" contains a joke: it is said that a scholar will send a gift to the county school and church on holidays. When the instructor saw that the scholar didn't have any extra money, he immediately recited couplets and used the topic to play: "When bamboo shoots go out of the wall, one section will be high." The meaning is clear. We should add some gifts to the festival. However, this scholar borrowed Lu Meipo's poem "Notes" and got the correct answer. Ming limit three points to show that plum blossoms are white and pretty, suggesting that festivals cannot be increased, otherwise you can't make a living. Wu, the instructor, belongs to an alliance: "Even with Mei's snow, you have to score three points;" Only it shines on you, so it is reduced by half. " The top half of the regulator has the lowest score of three points, and the bottom half is a metaphor that "students are getting better every generation". Unfortunately, there are fewer and fewer musical instruments for teachers.

It is reasonable in the first line; The second couplet collects poems, and it is stable in the war. In this way, although the All-China Federation is talking about the gentle money transaction of sour Confucianism, it looks elegant, interesting and graceful.

2. Unique single and double pairs

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, two literati took advantage of the beautiful spring breeze to go sightseeing. Walking into a temple, I saw a statue of a general, holding a sword, sitting and riding, full of heroic spirit, and the two of them combined in front of the door to help you swim. As soon as it comes out:

A lonely mountain and a temple, a lonely general;

B: Although the sentences are plain, they are all singular, so it's hard to say for a while. Concentrated, I suddenly saw Er Weng fishing on both sides of the river below. He had a brainwave and read aloud:

On both sides of Jiashan Mountain, two fishermen fish with double hooks.

All even numbers are relative. From "clip, two, two, double, right" to "solitary, independent, one, single, horse", it is ingenious and natural.

3. Zhang Shan's "waterless smoke" is right.

There is a scholar named Zhang Shan. He makes friends with writers and is good at dealing with people. His unique couplets often win everyone's praise. Someone out of this sentence:

Cloudless water drops fell from the frozen eaves.

Zhang Shan is often famous for his quick thinking. He was right before, answering questions like water. Faced with this sentence, he could not answer it smoothly. I'm addicted to searching my stomach, thinking hard, and even closing the door to thank guests.

Because he was depressed, he decided to go out for a walk. He walked in the field with a trance. I don't know if the weather is not beautiful, but suddenly the dust is flying, flying sand and stones, and Zhang Shan's face is burning. It was this, this, this, this sandstorm that woke him up a lot. He jumped up at once, ecstatic, and hurriedly told him back that he had a bottom line:

The dusty enclave has water smoke.

A short sentence of ten words tells the cause and effect of ice and cloudless water, connecting the two phrases together and giving birth to another artistic conception. The phenomenon of dripping water from the eaves only covers many phenomena in nature and is reasonable. Zhang Shan started behind closed doors, but he can't be right. Occasionally inspired by nature, only when you see things can you become a good couple.

4. The wonderful alliance of woodcutter is against Gan Long.

One year, Emperor Qianlong visited Saibei incognito. In the early spring of March, Jiangnan was green, but Saibei had just melted. Looking at the stars of the residual snow mountain, Qianlong blurted out a couplet:

Snow-capped mountains are bare;

After listening to the two college students, you look at me, I look at you, and look at each other, confused.

Suddenly listen to someone behind loudly should be 1:

Peel with boiling water.

Gan Long turned around and saw that he was dealing with an old man with firewood on his shoulder and an axe hanging from his waist.

Gan Long thought, the old man doesn't look so good, but he has a quick mind. I don't know how capable he really is, so I'll let him try. When he saw a bridge in front of him, he casually sang:

The bridge spans Qingxi and connects the north and the south;

The old man casually replied:

The hole went through the mountain and smoothed things out.

Another part of Qianlong:

The dragon on the wall is really a dry dragon (dragon);

Use the word "dragon" skillfully in couplets. The dragon is an auspicious thing, the meaning of the son of heaven, and the year numbers of chinese odyssey and Qianlong are embedded at the end, so it is difficult to contact.

Behold, the old man saw Gan Long one eye and said to himself:

Pure Land Buddha, Golden Body Buddha and Living Buddha are all my Buddhas.

After listening to it, Qianlong secretly admired it. He wanted to test the old man again. So, another link:

Non-famous mountains do not leave the Buddha's position;

At once, he lifted his robe and crossed the bridge. The old man took the firewood to the bridge, pointed to the water under the bridge and said:

It is holy water that often goes around the celestial world.

With that, the old man walked across the bridge with a load of firewood in his hand.

Ganlong crossed this wooden bridge with two mountains and one ditch for the first time. He wiped his sweat with a handkerchief and said happily:

There are auspicious clouds at your feet, and you should be a little fairy here;

Hearing this, the old man put down his burden and went over to bow to Gan Long.

There are no common obstacles in front of us. It is advisable to have a little auspicious heart after sitting down.

The old man is right. He picked up the burden and continued on his way.

Looking at the old man's distant back, Gan Long said with emotion, "I didn't expect a woodcutter in Shan Ye to make a wonderful couplet. It's really hard to judge a book by its cover! "

5, text, right

Yang Shen, a writer in Ming Dynasty and a native of Xindu, Sichuan, is a scholar. He was awarded the title of Hanlin, and Jiajing became a bachelor of Hanlin in three years. He offended Sejong, imprisoned him with the proposal of "big gift" and demoted Yongchangwei. Yang Shen was famous for his poems when he was young, such as San An Ji, Sanqu Ji and Tao Qing Yuefu.

According to legend, during Zheng De's period, after winning the championship, Yang Sheng 'an took a boat to his hometown to visit relatives. When he reached a narrow river, he happened to meet Wu Guanjun's boat. In order to raise their social status, both sides come and go, and as a result, neither side can move forward. For this reason, the two sides had an argument. Wu Zhuangyuan said to Yang, you are a literary champion, so you must be good at dialogue. I am a soldier, so I can make couplets. If you are right, I will follow your boat. If you can't do it well, you must let me go first. Yang was so conceited that he agreed to the other party's proposal in one bite. Therefore, there is a saying in Wu Zhuangyuan that:

The two boats are parallel, and the speed of rowing is not as fast as that of sailing;

This couplet is beyond Yang Sheng 'an's expectation. Wu Zhuangyuan skillfully uses homophones, which refer to both things and people. Lu Su, a famous minister of Wudong, used the homonym "rowing speed", and Fan Kuai, a famous scholar in the early Western Han Dynasty, used the homonym "sailing fast", meaning "words are not as good as martial arts". It was difficult to find the right sentence at the moment, so he had to let his boat follow the champion Wu.

This became a great regret for Yang Shengan, and this feeling remained bitter until his son got married. When his son and daughter-in-law burst into music while attending church, he also shouted happily that the couplets that had troubled him for many years finally came out.

one

One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends. He had a brainwave and said: The moon under water is the moon in the sky. Never object. Yang danian

Just arrived and replied; The person in the eyes is the person in front of me. Everyone cheered.

two

Gong Liu's father is very good and belongs to the right. Wang Anshi's trial: Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties. Liu Dui said: Four poems are elegant and smart. king

The word stone has its antonym: it is really made in heaven.

three

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian are playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cone fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo's

Sentence: Matsushita goes and pine nuts fall with each piece. Huang Tingjian said to him: Fishing by the willow often hangs some silk on the willow.

four

On the wedding night, I wanted to test the groom's ability, so I kicked Qin out and said, Close the door.

Push out the window and the moon. Qin Shaoyou hesitated, vacillating. Su Dongpo is windy, although he is anxious about his brother-in-law.

It's urgent, but it's not convenient for you. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up a stone and threw it into a flowerpot filled with clear water.

When Qin Shaoyou heard the voice of "Botong", he suddenly realized and blurted out: Throw a stone into the sky. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed and hurried into the groom's room.

five

One day, Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu Bowen played chess. Zhu Chu said: Heaven is a chessboard star, and the sun and the moon win glory. Abner Liu

Wen Dui said: Thunder is the flag of war drums and electricity, and the situation is harmonious. Zhu Liuzhi's words are wonderful for each of them.

six

Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan went to the countryside on business and saw their husband's car and water. I wish you a good wish: the waterwheel will drive the water, and the water will follow.

The car, the car stopped water. Tang dui said: fan fan wind, wind fan, fan fan. I hope don's pair is really clever,

Say it for a while.

seven

In the first year of the Ming Dynasty's apocalypse, Prime Minister Ye crossed Fuzhou and stayed at the home of the new champion Weng. Weng improvised.

Out of the way: capture and kill Sue, poor window lonely. Ye Gao Xiang was surprised to see that the couplet was full of the word "Bao Gai".

Then he said, "The guest officer lives in the palace and is rich in room." . The next day Weng sent Ye on his way. When he passed the pond, Ye said, Weng.

I think it is impossible for Gong to talk about loneliness in the poor window last night. Look: There are seven ducks floating in the pond. Count three pairs. Weng Zheng Chun, no

Italy led an army, looking for the pond, frowned and immediately replied: the foot fish jumped into the water and measured nine inches and ten minutes.

Say that finish, two people smile at one another.

eight

When Xu Xi took office, the students were welcomed by the order. Students are born in poverty, and it is quite rude to meet with Xu. obey orders

The anger in my heart is directed at all students: breaking pomegranate and many acid seeds in the red gate. Zhu Sheng looked at each other, no one.

That's right. Xu replied: Bite the ginkgo and it will be white. The students are surprised, and they dare not underestimate Xu Wei any more!

nine

Gold, the door of the bamboo forest of the rich. On New Year's Eve, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the door: the door faces a thousand bamboos,

I live in thousands of books. When the rich man saw it, he had the bamboo cut down. Jie Jin understand its meaning, in the upper and lower allied each added a word:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and parents keep it in thousands of books. The rich man was even more annoyed and ordered the bamboo to be uprooted. Jie Jin is dark.

Laughing in the middle, the upper and lower couplets added another sentence: the door is short of thousands of bamboos, and thousands of books has something to do at home. The rich are furious.

In a daze

ten

Cheng was called a prodigy, and the Prime Minister wanted to recruit a son-in-law. He pointed to the fruit on the table and said, "You got a lotus root (even) because of the lotus." Cheng said, "If there are apricots (lucky), you don't need Li (middle). Li Xian was overjoyed, but he gave his daughter a match. On the wedding night, I wanted to test the groom's ability, so I kicked Qin out and said, Close the door.

Push out the window and the moon. Qin Shaoyou hesitated, vacillating. Su Dongpo is windy, although he is anxious about his brother-in-law.

It's urgent, but it's not convenient for you. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up a stone and threw it into a flowerpot filled with clear water.

When Qin Shaoyou heard the voice of "Botong", he suddenly realized and blurted out: Throw a stone into the sky. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed and hurried into the groom's room.