English translation/ translator/ interpreter

Hans said to his friend Kurt, "I want to drive to London." Kurt said, "It's hard to drive in London. You can't find a hotel. " But Hans is not afraid. So he drove to Calais, the French port, loaded the car on board, and then picked it up at Dover, the English port. Then drive to London. When he arrived near the city, he stopped to look at the map, then drove for more than an hour, and then he got off. Then a taxi came and Hans stopped it. "Take me to the Brussels Hotel." He said, but he didn't get in the taxi, but went back to his car. The taxi driver smiled, then drove to the Brussels Hotel, and Hans followed him all the way. It only took them two minutes to get to the hotel.