Humor about power failure in hot weather

Humorous talk about power failure in hot weather (19 selected sentences)

With the development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people like to post talk in the circle of friends to record their daily life, writing and thinking. Then what kind of talk will not ruin the street? The following is a humorous talk about the power outage on a hot day that I helped you sort out. I welcome you to learn from it and hope it will help you.

Humor about power failure in hot weather 1

1. There was a power failure in self-study last night, and the whole class was noisy. I don't know when the headmaster came in through the back door like a ghost, and gave the whole class a lecture, and immediately became quiet.

2. Suddenly, the power went out, watching the mobile phone with declining power, staring at the dark environment at home, and missing the TV series that I haven't finished cooking ... < P > 3. It coincided with the power failure of the unit. Considering that I haven't been to the cinema for almost a year, I bought two consecutive tickets directly, and a bucket of popcorn and a large cup of Fanta came running in my arms. It feels great!

4. In the middle of the night, the hotel suddenly went out of power, and I was still waiting for my roommate to come back from a midnight snack to open the door for her. Now I have a fight with my eyelids, and I really feel that it is more comfortable to stay at home and lie down.

5. I stayed up in the middle of the night just to change my paper, so I was very happy to go to bed. Unexpectedly, I saw that there would be a power outage tomorrow, which meant that there was no signal = it was useless for my mobile phone to have electricity.

6. It's summer after listening to thunder. At night when there is no wifi and the power goes out, there is nothing but 25% of the electricity in the mobile phone, and there is almost nothing to do except sleep. Just have a good night.

7. I think no one knows about it in the middle of the night, and the power goes out secretly, right? Hum, I won't sleep if you don't call! See how long you can skin it

8. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

9. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Is the power outage in summer to remind me of my childhood? ......

1. There's another double power failure. I'm not unhappy at all. Oh, ok.

11. Oh ... this summer night ... what a surprise! There is a power outage ...

12. Is there anything like the pain of calling after a power outage (in summer) and stopping almost an hour later, and there is no call yet?

13. It's so hot. The power went out in the dormitory in the middle of the night, so I woke up. Too painful experience!

14. On such a night, there is still a power outage! I don't know if there is no electricity in summer = death! How can there be no electricity? It's not so timely.

15. There is a power outage. It's so hot that there is no WIFI. How can I get through it?

16. The power outage in summer is quite heady. Now I feel like I'm sweating when I'm sitting in my room.

17. Power failure in summer is really terrible ... The air is not circulating, mosquitoes are buzzing and steaming, and I want to go crazy.

18. On the night of power failure in summer, I really don't know which method can cool down.

19. I feel that I have to go through a night of power failure every summer, and then I can realize the importance of air-conditioning electric fans. It's so hot.

2. There is no electricity, no internet and no air conditioning fan, and I instantly enter the dark loss mode. I have become teppanyaki.

21. In the past, I always hoped that I could be lazy for a while when I went to work without electricity, but now I'm really unhappy because … summer is coming, and I'm dying of heat.

22. When I get home in the summer, there is no one who has a power outage, and I sit in bed and take a sauna.

23. Life is always unexpected. Before my hair was dried, the power went out suddenly, which scared me to death. Look, the street is completely out of power. Are you going to heat me to death? How can I sleep?

24. Power failure in summer is really torture.

25. Girls who are afraid of heat are experiencing one of the two most painful tortures in summer, power failure.

26. In summer, I am most afraid of power failure! ! I almost thought I was going to bake marshmallows and wait for the electricity to come! !

27. Yesterday, there was a power outage in the company, but today there is a power outage at home. No one is really hot. I really can't stand it.

28. In the hot summer, the happiest thing is to take the computer to a place with air conditioning and Wi-Fi, put on headphones and enjoy the quiet time alone.

29. I'm really afraid of heat. I feel like I'm going to faint when it's hot. I'm full of fear of power failure in summer! ! !

3. The days of power failure are so sad. In summer, power failure almost killed half a life. I just want to catch up on sleep. I am hungry, sleepy and hot, which is terrible.

31. Power failure is fatal in summer. How can you live without air conditioning? Besides, it's dark outside.

32. In the summer, the air conditioner continued to live, and there was a power outage. How can I endure it?

33. When the power goes out in summer, I feel like sleeping in the stove, which is a rare experience every summer.

34, power failure, power failure, in such a hot summer, power failure in the middle of the night, this is a horrible thing.

35. Every summer is the time to exercise my mind. I work long hours at work, and when I get home, the power is cut off for a whole day.

36. In summer, you have to go through power outages from time to time, and then you have a good reason to go out for supper.

37. When there is a power outage in the summer of more than 3 degrees, the real reaction of human beings.

38. The last stroke of power failure and permanent rollover that comes as scheduled every summer.

39. Besides the power failure, the most terrible thing in summer is that when you take lipstick out of your bag and open it, it actually melts.

4. In the summer when there is no power, there are many small flying insects in the evening when there is no wind. I just hope that mosquitoes don't bite me when I sleep.

41. I don't want to live. When the power went out in summer, what was the human suffering in menstruation? I was stupid.

42. It's really killing me to have power and water cut for a week this summer.

43. Nothing is more tormenting than power failure in summer. Now it is hot.

44. I can't get rid of pumbaa in the middle of the night. Thinking about the power outage in the company at noon, the electricity came on

45. In summer, I only know the calorie of fat when there is no electricity. It is murder to encounter a power outage in summer, and the desire to survive makes me go out.

46. There is a rainstorm, and the classroom is out of power. There is no need to do homework or go out to see the exhibition. I played with my mobile phone smoothly, haha

47. How can I spend the summer without internet and air conditioning? It's hot.

48. I feel that it was really hard to survive the disaster and power failure last night. I woke up several times and didn't sleep well at all. I want to cook some jujube porridge to make up for it.

49. I finally spent the night alone, washed my feet, had a meal, and wanted to go home to catch a play. As a result, the power cut has not come yet.

5. The power cut is a terrible problem for all mankind. Without power, night will come.

51. Will you bother me when the power outage happens to be a person at home who wants to call you one by one?

52. Although the power outage is inconvenient, don't be depressed. The occasional power outage is also an adjustment. Some people like the power outage and can stop working.

53. It's really going to kill people this day, okay? I can go out to take refuge when I stop during the day and stop for two hours in the middle of the night. I think I'm half cooked.

54. Don't wait any longer. I'm calm and naturally cool. The night of power failure is really not so good. I'm too hot to sleep, holding a fan and constantly calling it.

55. I'm so cute, you unexpectedly cut off the power on a hot day. Do you want me to be wiped out by sweat?

56. Power failure. I don't know what happened to the generator at home alone. My stomach hurts. General weakness. My body is so hot. Anything else. Come on.

57. Is this dog-day power outage going to be hot?

58. There was a power outage in the middle of the night, and no one in the dormitory was willing to charge. I wouldn't charge unless I had to wash my hair in the morning, because I took off my makeup and wore pajamas and went out in the middle of the night like a ghost.

59. After two days of power outage, roaring rainstorm outside the house and sudden twists and turns of training, I was very sleepy, but I read novels in the middle of the night to relieve myself. I can only say that I was helpless.

6. I haven't washed my hair for a week. I finally wanted to wash my hair today, but the power went out. It seems that I don't want to wash my hair. I hate myself.

61. Asking about the power outage makes people feel sick and want to vomit.

62. The power went out again in the middle of the night. I won't sleep again. The more tired I am, the less I will sleep.

63. Yesterday, there was a sudden power outage in the middle of the night+the mobile phone was dead. We didn't sleep well for the whole day, and we had a bad headache. We really have to give ourselves a sense of security.

64. Tonight, the moon is particularly bright, the summer wind is swaying gently, and the night without power is like a desert without water, which is painful.

65. I was late in the morning and finally got to the company. The whole high-tech zone was blacked out, and I climbed 12 flights of stairs to the company. Today, I don't even have a holiday.

66. Look at the news and say that there is something wrong with the elevator, thinking it is far away from me. As a result, I really encountered a sudden power failure in the elevator today, which scared me to pee.

67. The power went out until midnight. When I was alone in the dark with a little fear and wanted to chat with you, I thought that you were lingering with your partner!

68, the school leaves no way out! Go ahead! Midnight! This weather! Power failure! No fan! How do you sleep?

69. Explosions, ah, ah. Just after writing a paper at home, the computer suddenly went black. It's not that there was a power outage in Bitcoin. You can't live without it. Virgo must be a story that happened in the recent flood

7 and many power outages. It's a shining star in memory. Now I am growing up. At that time, the freshness and excitement of the power outage could not be realized.

71. How can I live without electricity and air conditioning in summer?

72. On this rare night of power failure, our hearts seem to have returned to nature.

73. When will the power supply bureau supply power? The power outage is too hot.

74, people only know how to cherish after losing it. Just like you didn't know the value of electricity until after the power went out.

75. The power went out during the rainstorm. My God, what kept me awake from nine o'clock is the heat! Hurry up and call. Humor about power failure on a hot day 2

1. Thunder and lightning in winter are not important. Power failure means several things. It's almost desperate, and all the heating equipment is used.

2. The power failure in winter froze to death. Half of the computers in the paper were dead, and now my hands and feet are cold and I just want to call names.

3. Stop the elevator without water and power, and then my mobile phone is dead. The cold wind in winter is rustling, so hurry to hide in the car and wait for the baby to leave school!

5. The power outage in winter is too much! In summer, you just need to hide outside to brag about business and engage in consumption, and in winter, you can only hide under the covers!

6. Different beauty in the world of ice and snow. This winter, the wind was strong and the snow was heavy. There was a freezing rain, so water and electricity were cut off and the heating stopped.

7. The school cut me off early in the morning, which was really uncomfortable. I haven't prepared anything yet! ! How can I live in winter? Is it like this when there is a power outage at the wrong peak?

9. When there was a power outage in winter, I was still depressed at first. Later, I found that the candles in stock could finally work. I found that the atmosphere was very warm when I lit the candles in a different way, but when I lit the candles, the electricity came in a short time.

1. In the early morning, it is found that water and electricity are cut off. In the morning without electricity, the paint is dark, and there is no water and electricity. Winter will be particularly difficult, a cold morning without water and electricity.

11. The whole school has been out of power. Since last night, the charging treasure has been out of power, and it's almost impossible to hold on. When can the power be turned on? In winter, I want to have some hot water, so I beg.

12. My home is out of power, but my family in the south, in winter, is out of power, and I may die.

13. There is no central heating in this winter, and this electricity is not going to be supplied? Power cuts at home, power cuts at work, water cuts and no meals? Not working? The power is insufficient, the shopping mall is too hot and brightly lit.

14. Fuck, there's a power outage and a power outage. Every time it comes to winter, there will be a power outage. I don't understand why! ! ! ! Why doesn't it stop elsewhere? Why does it always stop here? ! !

15. I will always remember this winter. In winter in the mountains, water and electricity are cut off. Shivering. But think about life, the difficulty of this is to make me cherish the future. Humor about power failure on a hot day 3

1. Today, I pressed the ninth floor, and then a person suddenly lost power when taking the elevator, and it was dark with a bang, hanging on the floor like that ...

2. The bright sun, the sound of electric drills and the smell of paint decorated next door, and the loud noise of generators across the street after the power failure, it was another annoying summer afternoon.

3. There was a power outage at home. I used my laptop to charge my mobile phone, and I used my mobile phone to turn on wifi to surf the Internet. They help each other, love each other and respect each other, and never give up

4. First, give them a cool gift to themselves, for the power outage in the middle of the night, and for their little expectations. Let's face it, my friend

5. I thought I could be afraid of nothing. As a result, when a person lives alone, he is still scared to death. I am still afraid of loneliness.

6. The power is out, and it's hot at home, so it's just time to go out and have a look at the moon.

7. In summer, no matter whether the water is cut off or the power is cut off, it is a thing that makes people want to die and can't die, commonly known as: life is worse than death.

8. It's very hot in summer, and the power is off, so we have to hide outside to cool off.

9. It's sad that the power is out, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm going to sleep. Good night, dear little babies.

1. On how to save yourself from power failure in summer, it's hard to cover up the power failure in summer night.

11. Power failure in summer is the rhythm of heat death. If there is another water cut, it will be absolutely exciting. Loyal opposition has a power outage in summer, and all these behaviors are bullying people .......

12. I am most afraid of power outage in summer, or when there is no wind before the typhoon comes.

13. There is electricity in other places. It seems that my house was cut off by lightning. It's so hot that I can't sleep without a fan.

14. On the night of the first power failure this summer, it was quite interesting to blow the evening breeze on the balcony and drink a little wine and watch it scattered.

15. Please call. It's really hot. There is always a power outage in summer.

16. Wow! The power went out at night! Summer night, without air conditioning, how to spend this long night.

17. Why am I still strolling on the Weibo? Why? Because there is a power outage in such a hot summer! ! !

18. Last night, there was a power outage for one night. In the summer without air conditioning, I couldn't sleep over and over again, and it was the morning when I was stuck as a dog.

19. This summer, it's another night of power failure. Can people still live?

2. In the hottest night, there was a power outage, and I felt the enthusiasm of summer. I didn't expect air conditioning or electric fans at nights of more than 3 degrees.

21, this night of power failure ~ I was suddenly awakened by the heat, and I was so sleepy, so hot, so hot, so hot! ! ! It's only when you're so big that you lose power in summer nights when you're a child.

22. Power failure is something we have to experience once a year in summer. Fortunately, it's not too hot today.