What weird things have you heard or seen?

I heard a strange thing

There was a mental patient in her 50s who went to eat in the canteen of a certain agency. Everyone thought she was a family member of the unit leader or a civil servant. I didn't care. At that time, some units (2001, 2002) allowed family members to have work meals at the unit. Although everyone noticed that the person eating the meal was strange and his speech was incoherent, no one asked! It wasn't until the leader, who was born in the military, came to the dining hall that he noticed the mentally ill patient with dull eyes.

The leader asked: Whose family member are these? Everyone looked at each other, but no one answered.

The leader was furious: How did the security guard at the door let this person sneak in? The security guard on duty must be dealt with seriously!

Actually, the security can’t really be blamed for this. People who come to do business can come into the unit, but no one can guarantee that people will not run into the canteen. This leader should ask himself who allows employees’ families to come to the canteen to eat? In the end, the matter was settled, and I guess the leader himself felt that he was in the wrong!

1. A woman lost a necklace worth more than 30,000 yuan. She asked her roommate if she had taken it. The roommate strongly denied it. After a while, the woman saw a video posted by her roommate showing off her necklace, which surprised the woman. The necklace worn by my roommate was exactly the same as the one I wore. So she kept the screenshot of the video, and the woman sent the screenshot to her roommate, who said she forgot to return it. Originally, the woman wanted to do more than to do less. She just wanted to get her necklace back. However, when the woman found her roommate, the roommate said that he had an identical necklace and that he was not in the house now and could not show the necklace to the woman.

The woman had no choice but to call the police. Before the police arrived, the roommate deleted the video. Fortunately, the woman kept the screenshot. Only when the screenshot was taken did the roommate have to admit that he stole the woman. necklace. She argued that she didn't really want to steal her roommate's necklace, but she thought it was too beautiful, so she put it on and took a video, but forgot to take it off.

At present, the woman’s female roommate has been criminally detained for theft. It was because of the roommate’s greed that she harmed her roommate.

2. A car owner’s wheel was stolen and he immediately called the police. The police followed the clues and found the thief. The man who stole the wheel said that he was very depressed because his car wheel was stolen. When he saw that the model of the car owner's car was the same as his own, he came up with the idea of ??dismantling it. The man also confessed to his theft and expressed that he regretted his behavior very much.

3. A boy from Guizhou came to a restaurant and hid under the table without saying anything. When the boss interrogated the boy, he noticed something was wrong and called the police. When the police arrived, the little boy said that after his father married his stepmother, he was often beaten and told to kneel on nails. He had been homeless for half a month. But when his father came to the police station, something dramatic happened again. The boy's father said that his son was full of lies and had run away from home many times. This was the third time.

4. A girl from Foshan came to the boy's classroom and slapped the boy, and said shamelessly: You are the worst boy I have ever slept with. The students were all stunned and fell into silence.

5. A man called and said he had COVID-19. When the police arrived, he said that he did not have COVID-19, but that he made the call because he could not contact his girlfriend and was drunk. , saying that he was dizzy. In the end, the man was also placed in administrative detention.

6. A man ran a red light and was stopped by the traffic police. They said he ran a red light. He said you are stupid or I am stupid. This thing is so high. Can I break through? Which of your eyes can see me? Flying? In the end, the man and the traffic police argued for a long time...

In order to live longer, the old man took yin and replenished yang, killing 11 girls, maiming 4 girls, and making one girl mentally ill. The man was arrested, the emperor tried the man, and opposed the government's decision to kill him in Japan.

After hearing this, the people burst into laughter and laughter, and some even set off firecrackers!

During the Qing Dynasty, there was a famous old man named Zhang Liangbi. Zhang Liangbi has a strong family background and has made some friends in the official circles. Zhang Liangbi can be said to be domineering and lawless in the local area!

Zhang Liangbi can do whatever he wants, do whatever he wants, and live a cool life. But Zhang Liangbi is a human being after all, not a god, and no matter how smooth his life is, he still has troubles! Zhang Liangbi's worry is that he is old and may not have a few years to live!

Zhang Liangbi’s life is better than that of an immortal, so he naturally hopes that he can live forever like an immortal.

So Zhang Liangbi looked through books and finally got a secret recipe for longevity in a book. The secret recipe says that if an old man wants to live a long life, he must absorb the girl's yin energy. Zhang Liangbi was so desperate for longevity that he believed in this secret recipe!

On that day, Zhang Liangbi bought a girl and told the people in the mansion that the girl would live in Zhang's mansion and serve as a servant. However, on the sixth day, the girl died! Zhang Liangbi said sadly that the girl died of a sudden illness. After hearing this, everyone believed Zhang Liangbi's lies and asked him to express his condolences.

In fact, the girl did not die from a disease, but from Zhang Liangbi’s mouth!

Zhang Liangbi tricked the girl into drinking the sweat medicine he had prepared, and then she passed out! Then Zhang Liangbi sucked the girl's yin energy into his mouth. The girl woke up, like an eggplant beaten by frost, and passed away soon after.

Not only did Zhang Liangbi, who murdered someone, not repent, but he even intensified his efforts to murder the girl. Because he absorbed the girl's Yin energy, he really regained his second youth. After that, Zhang Liangbi looked like a cheerful young man, not an old man!

In 16 years, Zhang Liangbi sucked the yin energy of 16 girls, one every year. Of the 16 girls, 11 were directly sucked to death by Zhang Liangbi, 4 were disabled, and one was mentally ill!

This incident alarmed the then Emperor Jiaqing. Emperor Jiaqing gave an imperial envoy a death order, and the murderer must be caught and brought to justice!

The imperial envoy went to the local area and visited four families of disabled victims, trying to get some information from the victims' children! The imperial envoy was very patient and loving when he asked the children about what happened that year!

After seven days of patient questioning, one of the girls seemed to suddenly remember something and said: "I, Zhang Liangbi, will suck you to death today!"

It turns out that Zhang Liangbi is sucking this. When I was a girl, the girl woke up in the middle of being sucked. When Zhang Liangbi saw the girl waking up, he smiled and said, "I, Zhang Liangbi, will suck you to death today!" Then Zhang Liangbi knocked the girl unconscious again.

So, the imperial envoy found Zhang Liangbi through the local government. The four disabled girls were so frightened that they yelled when they saw Zhang Liangbi. Through the brave identification of four victims, Zhang Liangbi, who had been committing crimes for 16 consecutive years, was finally arrested! In order to appease the victims and local people, the imperial envoy decided to raid Zhang's mansion and beheaded Zhang Liangbi the next day!

The imperial envoy told Emperor Jiaqing about Zhang Liangbi’s evil deeds, the process of handling the case, and the results. Emperor Jiaqing praised the imperial envoy's efficiency in handling the case, but was not satisfied with the imperial envoy's handling methods, so Emperor Jiaqing personally wrote an imperial edict to modify the handling of the "Zhang Liangbi Case".

Emperor Jiaqing stated that Zhang Liangbi could not be beheaded and would be executed in Lingchi according to the "Laws of the Qing Dynasty".

This modification made the local people applaud!

It is worth mentioning that this imperial edict was urgent for eight hundred miles and reached the hands of the imperial envoy before Zhang Liangbi was beheaded. Therefore, Zhang Liangbi's final outcome was to be executed alive by Ling Chi!

This case is recorded in the "Continuation of Criminal Cases"

This 'wonderful flower' bloomed in the hinterland of the Daqin Mountains, writing a different life. legend!

Liu Shikui, a native of Shanyang, Shaanxi Province, was a childhood sweetheart in his twenties with Yang Lijuan, a beauty from the village, and they have been in love for many years.

They were about to talk about getting married. Liu Shikui went out to do some small business to earn money to get married. He left for three years and did not return. Yang Lijuan at home asked repeatedly, but still had no news. One day three years later, Yang Lijuan married a bamboo craftsman named Liu Shizheng.

Liu Shizheng was from Zhen'an County, Shaanxi Province. He was from the same family as Liu Shikui. It was from Zhen'an that Liu Shikui's grandfather came to Shanyang County to be his son-in-law.

Half a year after Yang Lijuan and Liu Shizheng got married, Liu Shikui came back again. His beloved had married his eldest brother from his hometown, and he was sulking and had nothing to do. For decades, I have been missing Yang Lijuan and living a single wandering life.

Time flies and I am over forty. I have learned the art of weaving willow seedlings and have spent my time traveling here and there.

One day while carrying a load of goods, he inquired about the address of Liu Shizheng in Zhenan, and finally saw his beloved Yang Lijuan, who was now a wife and mother, with a bleak look on her face. Use some of the money you earn to help your elder brothers Liu Shizheng and Yang Lijuan.

Liu Shizheng and his wife were grateful and saw that he was still wandering, so they kept him for half a month. During this half month, Liu Shikui helped Liu Shizheng with housework and repaired some willow furniture for his neighbors. He loved his neighbors deeply. favorite.

After a long time, Liu Shikui took over the housework, and Yang Lijuan asked her husband to go out and do some work to earn some money.

After Liu Shizheng left, Liu Shikui's old love with Yang Lijuan rekindled, they slept with her all day long, and seemed to have forgotten Liu Shizheng. One day Liu Shizheng came home and saw the two of them making out. Due to his bad reputation, he went out to make money again.

When Yang Lijuan's son saw that his mother was getting along with his uncle, his father turned a blind eye. He was a junior, so he went out to work in order not to be embarrassed.

Liu Shikui and Yang Lijuan never dreamed that their delayed happiness would be so beautiful.

Finally Liu Shizheng came home one night. When he saw the two of them, he didn’t even blush. He just sighed and drank a pot of wine. Liu Shikui also came over. After three rounds of drinking, Liu Shikui said, "Brother Shizheng, Yang Lijuan was originally my fiancée. I have been with you for decades. She was with you for the first half of her life and with me for the second half of her life. She is fair to you, me, and Yang Lijuan. Look, How is it?

Liu Shizheng waved, "It's going to rain, my mother wants to get married, let her go." He glanced at Yang Lijuan, who wiped her hands and snuggled next to Liu Shikui...

Chapter Three days later, Liu Shikui took Yang Lijuan back to Shanyang and lived there for more than ten years. Liu Shikui died more than ten years later. Yang Lijuan sold her family property and brought a large sum of money back to Zhenan, Liu Shizheng's hometown.

On the day he came back, Liu Shizheng saw that Yang Lijuan didn't look old at all, and she was very affectionate. Liu Shizheng asked Yang Lijuan if she still wanted to leave. Yang Lijuan explained the situation and took out her bankbook. Liu Shizheng happily hugged Yang Lijuan and said, "Just don't leave, just don't leave...

This is a true story, between brothers and loved ones. Interpreting the legendary life of 'Weird'!

First: The woman slapped the boy and cursed: You are the worst boy I have ever slept with, and for a while the needle was heard in the class. This happened in Foshan, Guangdong.

Secondly, after a drug addict was arrested and brought to justice, in order to avoid being forced to quit, he lied about going to the toilet, then smeared his own discharge all over his body, and even took a bite. The police endured nausea and took it away. I rinsed it with the faucet for more than ten minutes before it was finished.

Third: In order to have a son, a patriarchal father abandoned his daughter to be raised in a nunnery. The kind-hearted nun adopted the child. When he was a teenager, the child suddenly became ill and died suddenly. This man They went to the nunnery and made a fuss, asking the nun for compensation for their daughter's death.

Fourth, a 78-year-old man, for the sake of a nanny, broke off all ties with his children and transferred all his property to the nanny's name. Not long after, the old man got hemiplegia, and the nanny ran away and refused to answer his calls. Telephone. Later, someone called the police and sent the old man to a welfare home.

There is a clerk in our goods yard named Yang. He is not good-looking. He was single when he came to work. He complains every day and begs for introductions. Later, he brought a woman with a child from somewhere and lived in his house. He worked hard to support the mother and daughter, and was so tired every day that he grinned and couldn't care less about wagging his tail.

We think he has found a second marriage. At least he has a companion, which is not bad. Unexpectedly, a few days later, he suddenly came to me and asked for a room, saying that the woman's husband was coming.

I was very surprised when I heard that. I bet that girl is a master! Hesitantly, for fear of causing some trouble, he patted his ribs to ensure that nothing would happen. I reluctantly agreed.

Later, the woman’s husband really came. He had a monkey head and a slender head, and was extremely wretched. When he saw his wife and children with others, he treated them as normal, talked and laughed when he should, ate, drank and lived happily. Xiao Yang also didn't see anyone outside, he was like a brother. It seems really okay.

Everyone found it unbelievable that there was no sexual drama. Unexpectedly, the woman actually took turns sleeping with the two men! Not embarrassing at all.

The guys laughed at the bitch’s husband, and when they got acquainted with him, they stopped calling him by his real name and called him Xiao Wang (eight).

That boy always looked indifferent and didn't look for work. He played cards and drank every day. Xiao Yang became the supporter of their family of three, and the burden became even heavier. He was so tired that he lost hair.

Gradually, everyone around heard about this strange incident, and there were always a bunch of idlers joking around. I thought it was a bit immoral, so I drove away the tortoise, his wife, his family and the dog.

In the early 1990s, qigong masters were very popular. The representative figure at that time seemed to be Zhang Baosheng. People said that he was really miraculous.

At that time, I had just graduated from the hotel major and was assigned to an internship in the best hotel Chinese restaurant. One day, an old employee and I served a private room.

One of the guests was a well-known sports coach (I won’t mention his name). The others didn’t know him very well, but everyone boasted about a man in his thirties.

From their chat, I knew that this man was a qigong master. During this period, he also mentioned Zhang Baosheng’s Qigong skills. He was very happy with everyone’s praise.

Then he raised the glass in front of him, shook it, and said: I can chew the whole glass into my stomach in just two clicks. To me, this is a small case, nothing to mention.

I stood in the private room and listened to their various words that seemed unreliable to me. I wanted to laugh but didn’t dare to laugh, but I inexplicably liked listening to them. It was too mysterious for me.

After the guests arrived, it was time to start the meal. We poured wine and drinks for each guest. When the guests started to raise their glasses, the qigong master suddenly said loudly: Waiter, what’s wrong with my glass? Is there a breach?

How could that happen? Because the hotel management is very strict and we have to carefully check the tableware before the guests arrive, I looked at each other with the old staff, and then without thinking, and my mouth is faster than my brain, I said directly: Is it the time when you used Qigong just now? Eat it.

As soon as these words came out, the qigong master was speechless. He was probably angry with me. Then the famous sports coach (later the leader of the Sports Bureau) became furious and shouted directly to the old employee: To: Find me your manager.

The Hong Kong manager came over quickly. The senior leader was very angry and wanted the manager to give me a satisfactory answer. Originally he was going to fire me, but because of the internship stage, he gave me the most serious fault. one.

Looking back now, I still want to laugh, and I am also confused. Before the meal, the qigong master kept holding the cup around and boasting, but why didn't he see any cracks? Was this breach caused by him shaking it off or blowing it off? Hahahahaha!

Regardless of whether this is a weird thing or not, at least it is an interesting thing. What is even more interesting is that I was naive and brainless at that time, which almost ruined my future.