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The ship carries stones, the heavy ship carries light weight

Measure the length of the ground with a ruler and a short ruler to measure the length

Twilight at dusk, dusk at dusk, time to cross dusk

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Posting articles on the bridge in the east and west articles

The pine nuts of Panasonic Go fall with the chess pieces

When fishing by the willow edge, the willow wire is often hung with the fishing line

Hope it can help you

Attached are some wonderful couplets

The ship carries stones, the stone is heavy, the ship carries light weight

Measure the length of the ground with a ruler, measure the length with a short ruler

The body is light and the burden is heavy.

The feet are short-circuited and the distance is long.

The boat is leaking, the pot is full and the pot is dry.

The light blows. Extinguish the fire and blow it away

Drunkards and drunks in restaurants

To please people and write poems

Eggs without salt are really bland eggs

Pig The long intestines are not cut yet

The deer sleeps alone in the north of the house

The chickens in Xixi all crow

The jade heads start to pick up the taro, the taro and the withered jade heads cry

Monk travels on the river, secluded on the river, monk worries

Independent small bridge, no one can be seen in the river

Gu Mian Hotel, Dream Soul once came to his hometown

Who has ever Break this building with one punch

I also boldly wrote poems on it

The green mountains were originally old but their snow-white heads

The green water was carefree and wrinkled by the wind< /p>

The exquisite and dense shade of the cypress brings the remnant of autumn

The light and fragrant tea of ??the soft willow greets the coming of spring

It is not unlucky to have spring tomorrow

There is little luck all year round Have more money

The father, the pea, the aunt, the aunt and the sister-in-law are all in one pea

Three years in the new and three years in the old to make up for the last three years

The scholar asked the scholar Sir, Sir, Sir

Step fast, step fast, chase the horse, horse, horse, horse, fast

Silkworms make cocoons, spin silk, and weave silk and satin to warm the world

Wolf Health Write a splendid article and spread it all over the world

Red face, black face, white face, dragon face, protecting Mr. Liu

The treacherous heart, Cao Hongxin, Yu's sinister heart, Dong Zhuo's heart, seizes the Han Dynasty Jiangshan

Tall and short men with long short sticks on their shoulders drove the black and yellow pigs to the small fields and plowed the hills

Sister-in-law looked for new rags to make dry and wet shoes and went to the lower house to make amends

Dare to sit side by side in the east and west wings of the east and west wing of the East Temple

The two capitals of Nanjing, Hebei and Beijing can become hegemons if they are divided into water and soil

Same word but different pronunciation

Tune the piano, tune the tune, tune the tune, tune the tune, tune the tune to tune the tune

Plant flowers, plant good things, and make all kinds of fragrance

First couplet: the pronunciation (bar) of one, three, and eight characters, adjusted (tune) , the rest of the pronunciation (off), the tone (tune).

Second line: The characters 1, 3 and 8 are pronounced without the pronunciation of "planted" (kind), and the rest are pronounced with the pronunciation of "variety" (kind).

Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Xi

Long, long, long, long ebb

The pronunciation of the first couplet: Chao Chao Chao, Chao Chao Chao tide.

The pronunciation of the second line: long rise, long rise, long decline.

行行行行行行

Long long long long long long

The pronunciation of the first couplet: Hang Hang Hang Hang Hang Hang.

The pronunciation of the second line: long rise, long rise, long rise.

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The pronunciation of the first couplet: Luo said, Luo said, Luo Luo said.

The pronunciation of the second line: beckon tide, beckon tide, beckon tide.

Chaoyun retreats

Long, long, long, long stream

Sichuan Chaoyun Temple

< p>The pronunciation of the first couplet: Chaoyunchao, Chaoyunchao, Chaoyunchao, Chaoyunchao retreats.

The pronunciation of the second line: long water rises, long rises, long rises, long flow.

The sea water is falling

The floating clouds are growing and ebbing

Shanhaiguan Meng Jiangnu Temple

Part 1 Coupled pronunciation: sea tide, Chao Chao tide, Chao Chao tide, Chao tide falls.

The pronunciation of the second line: the floating clouds rise, the long rises, the long rises and the long declines.

There is no need for soup when the wine is hot

There is no need to fan the car fan in the hall

The last word of the first couplet, "Soup", reads "hot"

< p>The last word of the second line, "fan", is read as "fan"

Homophonic pun

The breeze cannot tolerate me

When will the bright moon shine again

First line: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty.

The spider under the eaves is full of silk.

The earthworm in front of the courtyard is full of mud.

The first couplet: "Silk" is a joke of "private".

Second line: "Ni" is a homologue of "suspicious", pronounced in dialect.

The lotus root is obtained because of the lotus

There are apricots and plum blossoms

The first couplet: the lotus "he", the lotus root "even".

Second line: apricot is "lucky" and plum is "matchmaker".

Playing chess last night to find Zilu

Seeing Yan Hui in the mirror today

Zilu is a disciple of Confucius,

it can also be interpreted as "The number of chess pieces."

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius,

also refers to "the true appearance of the face".

There were knots before they were unearthed

And at Lingyun, Shangxunxin

Used bamboo to chant things and express his ambitions.

The millet is blooming and the seams are yellow.

The lotus root is broken and the silk is flying

The first couplet is a phoenix.

The second couplet is about egrets.

Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty

The dance of light began in Hanzhong

First couplet: Zhou "Zhou".

Second couplet: Dance "Martial Arts".

The modest bamboo has lower-headed leaves

The proud plum has no upward-facing flowers

The rain scatters ashes and piles pockmarks

The wind blows the lotus leaves like turtles

First couplet: Cheng Xie (Chen).

Second line: Xiangxie (direction).

Whose Zhuangzi is the garden in front of me

Which Chinese book is there a few lines of text on the wall

The moon is clear and the sky is clear tonight, and there is no rain tonight

If the wind is cold and the dew comes too late, it will definitely turn into frost

The second line: "Chengshuang" is a play on "Chengshuang". Watching the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow

Looking carefully at the mountains and dancing streams

First couplet: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti.

Second line: Dialect pronunciation of numbers one to seven.

The monk's arms are covered with sweat while carrying water

The nun is planting rice seedlings with her hands in a planting formation

"Pressing" is a homologue of "Pressing",

"Arrangement" is a homology to "administration".

"Jinshi" is a joke to "Jinshi",

"Sweat" is a joke to "Hanlin".

The oars of two ships running parallel are not as fast as the sails

The eight-note flute played in unison is harder to compare with the flute and flute

"Oar Speed" is a homologue of "Lu Su",

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"Fan Kuai" is a homologue of "Fan Kuai".

"Di Qing" is a homology to "Di Qing",

"Xiao He" is a homology to "Xiao He".

The tower is lit with lights at all levels, and the corners (Ge) are bright

The lotus roots planted in the pond are growing and their roots are growing (Geng)

First line: Zhuge Liang The name is Kong Ming.

Second line: Li Taibai's courtesy name is Chang Geng.

Fine-feathered poultry died under bricks

Coarse-haired beast Mr. Shi

The mountain boy picked chestnuts in a box and split them into pieces

The old man selling water chestnuts in the wild will bear it down, and the cage will be empty.

The beauty of this couplet lies in the fact that the last four characters are both related in meaning and onomatopoeia.

The mud is fat and the grass is thin

The sundial is short and the night difference is long

The "dial" sound ghost. The meaning of the first couplet is: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still weak. The meaning of the second line is: the time the sun spends in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (the so-called sundial is short, which is a natural phenomenon that occurs after the summer solstice), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If this couplet is read with homophonic pronunciation, it becomes: Monk Ni Fei is thin, ghost is short and Yaksha is long

Master aunt is picking grain in the field

Beautiful woman holding embroidery in front of the hall

< p>The first couplet was written by Zhu Zhishan, and the second couplet was written by Shen Shitian.

"Heshang" is homophonic to "Monk", and "Embroidery" is homophonic to "Xiucai".

Jia Dao's drunkenness was not false

Liu Ling drank all the alcohol without leaving any trace

In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling drank all day long and got drunk together, so they met each other. This couplet. Drinking all the wine,

People are really drunk.

Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This is a great hotel sign.

***The umbrella villain is all covered by the adults

The four people in the same picture all control the inner mouth from the outer mouth

Who dares to play the chessboard star in the sky

< p>The ground is used as a pipa road, who can play the silk thread

Thousand-year-old trees are used as hangers

The Yangtze River is used as a bathtub

Panasia Go pine nuts fall with the chess pieces< /p>

Fishing by willows is often accompanied by hanging fishing lines

The moon under the water is like the moon in the sky

The person in front of you is the person in front of you

The female duck has no shoes Wash your feet in an empty space

The rooster has a bun and not sparse head

The pepper is hot and the shell is thick, the elder has a black heart

The plum core is not open, the bachelor gentleman has a white mouth

The bass with four gills dominates Songjiang Prefecture

The crab with eight legs is rampant in Kyushu

Whip the cattle on the back

Poke the black dog teeth with a stick

< p>A group of swan geese are crossing the horizon

Half a roast goose is crawling on the ground

How can the Takemoto Unintentional Encounter Festival be passed in vain

Xue Fei has no intention of doing it again.

Evening bath, the pond is filled with stars all day long

Go to the pavilion early to save the world for three generations

The ice in the water and the snow make it worse

Mist rises in the sky The fog has turned and the sun has begun

After thinking about it, I want to read the book from the left and go back to the right

Sit north and face south, eat the watermelon rind and throw it eastward

Read the Red Mansion Bao Daichai flirts with the Grand View Garden

Look at the west wing of Zhang Sundu Dou Fa Puji Temple

The cows get grass in the green fields

The horses in the poplar forest know the way

The green water is originally worry-free, but its surface is wrinkled by the wind

The green mountains are not old, but they are snow-white

Lamps on all sides, with a single layer of paper, shine brightly, shining all over the southeast and northwest.

One year of study, eight drops of money, hard work, all spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Dongting Lake is eight hundred miles away, with rolling waves and sea waves. Where did the great master come from?

In the Wushan Gorge, there are twelve peaks, mist and mist rise from the sky, and the main test falls from the sky.

Sishuijiang is first, Sishixia is second, I live in Jiangxia, who is first and who is second.

The Confucians of the three religions are in front, and the three talents are in the back. I am a Confucian, how dare I be in front, how dare I be in the back.