Touch a dead bat with tears in its hand, and then touch its mouth, ears, nose and glasses. Five hours later, I washed my hands, soaped three times, and then ate. Will I get rabies?

No, the prerequisite for rabies is rabies virus infection. Rabies virus is mainly parasitic in animal saliva. You just met a dead bat. Even if bats die of rabies, you won't be infected. If this bat hadn't died of rabies, you wouldn't be infected with rabies.