Collect jokes about waiters

A hotel waitress didn’t understand many rules on her first day at work.

One day, a group of people who were eating and drinking at public expense came to dine. The waitress served turtle soup and forgot to tell the name of the dish. One person asked: "What is it called?" "Ye Cuihua." Everyone was stunned. He asked again: "Why is it called this name?" "My father named it." Everyone suddenly understood and hurriedly explained that they were asking about the name of the dish. The waitress hurriedly replied: "Oh, this is a turtle, you call it a bastard." Everyone was unhappy.

After drinking, everyone wanted to eat noodles. In order to find out the number of people, the waitress counted the people with her hands. Everyone was even more dissatisfied and shouted: "What are you counting?" "I am a dog!"

When guests are dining, they say to the waiter: "Tea! (check)" Waiter: "12345..." "Pour tea!" Waiter: "98765..." "What are you counting?" "It belongs to (number) dog." The guest was very angry and reported it to the manager, who told him to clean the toilet. The next day, the guest urinates and sees the waiter mopping the floor in the toilet. The waiter is very polite: "You get on first." Guest: "You mop (take off) first." "I'll mop you after you mop the floor." There was still an argument, so the waiter had no choice but to say, "If you don't care, I'll let you go while I'm waiting."