What are some high-tech bragging jokes?

1, when we have money, we will drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks. Shit! I want to dip in sugar, I want to dip in brown sugar. Buy two bowls of soybean milk at a time, drink one bowl and pour one bowl!

When we have money, we will buy clothes and socks. Shit! I want to buy white, white and black ones. Buy two pairs of socks at a time, one on your feet and one on your hands. ?

When we are rich, we will marry and have children. Shit! Want to have a boy, want to have a boy, want to have a girl. The child gave birth to two at a time, one was delivered naturally and the other was delivered by caesarean section.

When we have money, we will buy computer software. Shit! I want to install xp, xp, nt and nt. Xp installs two versions at a time, one is used and the other is left.

When we have money, we will change the chip for the mouse. Shit! I want to change my notebook into a notebook, and I want to change my photos into a notebook. I want to change two mice at a time, a left hand and a right hand.

6. When we have money, we will go to the hotel to order pheasants. Shit! If you want a native chicken, call it a native chicken; If you want a foreign chicken, you call it a foreign chicken. Call two chickens at a time, and fuck one and return one.

7. When we have money, we will drink old wine and smoke cigarettes. Shit! Drink red wine if you want, and white wine if you want. Light two cigarettes at a time, smoke one and burn one.

8. If you have money, go to counter-terrorism and peacekeeping. Shit! Check if you want, and sanction if you want. Counter-terrorism is two at a time, one against Bush and the other against bin Laden. ?

9. If we have money, we will drink mineral water and eat stinky tofu. Shit! Put sesame paste if you want, and sesame oil if you want. Buy two bottles of mineral water, drink one bottle and wash your hands.