Two or three things about Yi Jun

The monarch, a native of Jianghuai, was thirty years old and more than seven feet long. He is handsome, high-spirited, with a gully on his chest and a good view of the Milky Way.

The party suffering from the disaster also has the intention of spreading its wings like a bird and flying upwards in a whirlwind.

The first time I met Xi Jun was his first day as a leader. We followed him to have dinner with his clients like followers. We use words with great humility. We hope we can all get under the table and make a toast. Speaking is to learn more, and silence is to ask for more advice. It's all over the table. We just drank and talked and didn't eat anything good. After drinking heavily, Li Jun talked about his time at the headquarters. As an intern, he was lucky enough to share an elevator with the company boss. The boss is approachable, with no followers and no airs around him, which has a great influence on him. Coupled with the encouragement of the company culture, he decided to aim high and be a person who changed the world and benefited the world a lot. When the wine was almost finished, Li Jun helped the customer to stand up and waved to Zhang Sanyi. "Where is the next step? Shall we go directly?" Zhang Sanyi is stupefied. I haven't mentioned this before. How can there be another one? Xi Jun frowned slightly: "Didn't I tell you? How to do things, arrange it now, make a box in XX, and we will go. " Talking about suing customers.

This is the first time I have met Li Jun, and it is also the first time I have heard him talk about his dream of changing the world. Looking at most of the dishes on the table that have hardly been touched, I know that Li Jun is not an ordinary person.

Wang Er, Zhang San, Li Si, Chen Wu and Liu Zhu are all my colleagues. Wang Er is our driver's master, and his company has arranged a special car to facilitate our work. Chen Wu is Liu Zhu's sister. They are elegant and handsome. The former has been here for more than a month, while the latter has been here for three days. During this period, a few people are irrelevant and invisible.

The cause of the incident is that Chen Wu invited us all to dinner today. When we sat down at a table and ate two dishes, Chen Wuxian told us about the afternoon, and then asked us if there was any way to stop Li Jun from harassing her!

When is the afternoon? In the afternoon, Xi Jun asked Chen Wu to buy two Jin of kiwifruit and send it to the dining table on the first floor of a residential building. The cost is deducted from the air ticket. Chen Wu doesn't want to send it to others, because she is not very angry with Xi Jun. First of all, her reimbursement quota has run out. Secondly, she thinks that sending fruit is just a matter of ordering takeout, and there is no need to run errands in the past.

Chen Wu doesn't want to, but in the final analysis, this kind of thing is a trivial matter. It is not worth breaking up with Yijun for this matter. At that time, he couldn't make up his mind, so he asked us and asked Zhang San what to do about it.

Zhang San thought, just send it, it's no big deal. It is possible that the other party is a customer, and it is not good to delay.

Then this afternoon, Chen Wu went to deliver fruit to people. After giving birth, she talked to us at the dinner table. That place can never be a customer. Sharing a house in the community is not a particularly good environment. The position is also a little off. Which customer will go there!

Li Siyi and I listened to these place names and smiled at each other. There is a girl at the front desk, a college student, who works in a tea bar and rents it near the place Chen Wu said.

Chen Wu was overjoyed after hearing this. What does he mean by saying that? Tell me to be attentive to others? It's strange that this man.

Chen Wu said, I don't want to do anything, just want to work with peace of mind. I don't want a larger foe. I just want three things. Either he doesn't bother me outside of work, or he goes with me. What worries me most is that something happened in the end, and I left, and he hasn't left yet, so it's not worth the candle.

We all know something about Xi Jun through hearing or witnessing, so we also know what Chen Wu said, so we began to give her advice, or advised her to come straight to the point and make things clear, or advised her to collect evidence and leave materials, or advised her to ignore him after work, or advised her to move out of the fire pit quickly, and so on.

Wang Er spoke: Xi Jun, no one here likes him. All of us are fine and United. This is the man who has many problems. Last year, the superior was supposed to tell him to get rid of the work, and all the replacements were found. The direct leader also complained a lot about him, but because his old boss pleaded with him and did a good job of collecting money last year, he was left behind, but this person. You'd better ignore him.

Because of his work, Wang Er knows a lot about Xi Jun's trip. After you told me something at the dinner table, Tan Xing began to talk. He began to tell us, "They all know these things. Xi Jun asked me to go to Wuxi to pick up a woman for him, saying she was a client. She delivered it to the hotel after 9 o'clock in the evening, and asked me to return it to others after delivery in the morning. Shuttle bus, customer, what customer will receive the hotel at night? I have all the handles in my mobile phone, one in Wuxi, one in Suzhou and one in Nanjing. I stay in the same hotel every time I come here. Sometimes I come in the evening and leave in the morning, and sometimes I wait for three or two days to send it away. I know it all. "

Chen said that I also have handles, screenshots, recordings and so on, a lot. When he first arrived, he began to look for my video at night, so call me if you have nothing to do. On the third night, he drank some wine and went straight into my room and sat on my bed. I was so angry that I turned and left. When he walked out of my room, I went back to my room and locked the door. The next day during the day, I told him directly that I had a boyfriend, and I didn't buy it or like it. He also apologized at that time, saying that he had gone too far yesterday, but he hasn't changed a bit since then. During the day, she packed things in the office, and at night, she stayed and asked to work overtime. When they were alone, they told Chen Wu politely, understood his good intentions, and finally returned to their room at 90 pm. Chen Wusuo locked the door, Li Jun blew up the phone on WeChat, and even called in the middle of the night. Chen Wu pretended not to see all this, and Li Jun began to send it through the company chat software. What kind of job? Without a job, any job is to pull people out at night, mainly because Yi Jun asked Chen Wu to listen to him about his dream of changing the world.

Hearing this, I smiled. In Chen Wu's speech, I thought of talking about ideals, and Li Jun waved to Fang Qiu.

I think I don't know what relationship Wang Er's customers in Wuxi, Suzhou and Nanjing have with him, and I don't know if he will talk to them about his dream of changing the world.

Thought of here, I suddenly thought of a joke, saying that before this, a scholar went to the brothel to have fun. After the sleeping willow was planted on me, the scholar began to talk to this kiln sister about his grand ideal of benefiting all the people. I didn't expect this Yao elder sister to suddenly change her face when I heard this. She was just a naive girl. She called several big-backed nursing homes for the scholar and threw them out of the door. Asked about the reason, Sister Yao said, "If you talk to me about benefiting the people, you just don't give money. Can I tolerate scum like Bai Piao? "

Haha, I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered this joke.

Oh, I forgot to mention it. Let's talk about why this gentleman lives under the same roof as Chen. Although Xi Jun is the leader of Chen Wu, they belong to two companies. Although they claim to be the same company, Wang, Li, Si, etc., including me, all belong to other companies, which is equivalent to labor dispatch.

Zhang San and Li Si, passers-by, belong to the same company. Because they all work in the same place, their company shares a dormitory with three rooms and two halls. However, because Li Si has a family here, some passers-by are in love with his girlfriend and are getting married soon, so he has never lived in this dormitory. Instead, he rented a house by himself, so only Zhang San lived in this huge dormitory. If Zhang San lives alone, he can negotiate with the company to return to the dormitory. Such a big place is really a waste. The rent of 2000 yuan is shared by three people, and 800 yuan housing allowance is given every month. It seems more appropriate for him to find a smaller bedroom by himself. But the company said that the rent has been paid for half a year, so we should stay until the rent expires.

Then, it was discovered by Xi Jun, and then Xi Jun moved in. In fact, Yi Jun rented a single room when he first arrived here, but the rented place was small and the cleaning was not diligent, so it was a bit messy. Zhang San's dormitory was uncomfortable, so he moved in. When moving things, I also invited Zhang San and Li Si together. When I asked this Lisi to help me move, I said it was hard work. After that, I bought him a Starbucks. After moving, I felt that Starbucks was a little far away, far less than a bottle of iced black tea in the convenience store downstairs.

After moving in, Zhang San was miserable. He wants to see Xi Jun's face during the day and wait on him when he comes home at night. He didn't clean the living room and didn't share the utilities, which made him miserable. Finally, when the rent was due, Zhang San proposed to the company that the dormitory house was retired and he would take out 800 yuan to find a small single room. He really doesn't want to live with Xi Jun, it's too torture. After knowing this, Li Jun called Zhang San Company: "Don't go back to the dormitory. First of all, business here will develop. I need to recruit more people from your company. It is very good and convenient for everyone to live together. "

As a result, Zhang San Company paid another three months' rent for this dormitory. Zhang San once criticized his company angrily for this, and he had no backbone at all.

The next thing is that passerby A chose to leave for various reasons. Before leaving his job, he also ate a complaint from Xi Jun, saying that he was absent from work these days. Chen Wu, on the other hand, is a newly recruited person in Yi Jun to replace passers-by.

I still remember that when recruiting passer-by A before, Li Jun mentioned that the recruits must be men, not women, saying that women would affect team unity and team combat effectiveness. But I don't know what happened. After half a year, Yi Jun's mind changed.

Talking about the single room where Li Jun once lived, Wang Er said, "I know that place, too. When Li Jun first came, he walked from his residence to the office for 20 minutes. Every morning, he asked me to wake him up and take him to work. That doesn't count. He also asked me to bring him breakfast and say the monthly knot. " Speaking of this, Wang er smiled. "This is the ghost on the moon. After taking it for a month, I will never be fooled by him again. I won't bring him breakfast in the future, he won't ask why, and I won't mention it again. "

Li Jun often talks to us about his ideal of changing the world. He also talks about leading us to a brighter future, saying that all we have to do is study hard with him for a year, and then our salary will at least double or triple after going out. He said he would take us to an activity. During the Spring Festival, he said that we should rent a private cinema to watch movies and sing together. On May Day, he said that we had a team trip to Shanghai, and there was a group construction, so he applied for funds. On the National Day, he said that we will carry out the project next year, and give you a few points. As long as you have the ability, you will never suffer.

People have many expectations, but when it comes to their own interests, none of them have come true. I only remember that last Christmas dinner, he took five of us to eat Haidilao, and the cost of 500 yuan was finally settled by AA. For such a long time, Xi Jun, as a leader, certainly bought a bill to invite us to dinner, but I only remember that Haidilao was particularly bad last Christmas, and the 30 minutes we waited for him to pay the bill was particularly difficult.

I can't figure out why it takes AA and why it takes so long to open a ticket.

This is probably when I began to really think that this person is really strange.

Perhaps this is the reason why the so-called lip service is unrealistic, which is disgusting.

To tell the truth, Chen Wu joined the company and naturally lived in the company dormitory. It is inconvenient for men and women to live together. Chen Wu offered to move out. Xi Jun said, "You'd better not move. It is more convenient to live and work together, but if you really want to move out, all the expenses can only be paid by yourself. "

Chen Wu wanted to think, but didn't move at that time. After a while, Chen Wu put forward this idea again, and Xi Jun said, "After a while, it's time for you to recruit a new person. When the newcomer comes, you can move out and let the newcomer live in your current room. "

At this point, the matter was forgotten.

At the dinner table, everyone took advantage of Xi Jun's absence and ate happily while spitting Xi Jun.

Chen Wu ate two dishes, listened to Wang Er and we talked about Li Jun, listened to a few words, and joined the fray: "Forget it, forget it, you know what the worst part is. On May Day, I am on holiday. I didn't go out to play with my boyfriend three days ago. Li Jun called me at least 20 times in those three days! "

We were surprised. Although we already know about it, it is still strange to hear it again.

"It's strange, just like being sick, I don't know what to think. What is even more ridiculous is that my boyfriend answered the phone three times. My boyfriend told him not to call, but he just told him to get out, and he called again and again. I don't answer one of his phone numbers, so I'll call back with another phone number! Inexplicable! "

"The day before yesterday, too. Zhang San and I went out to eat with some customers and played cards together after dinner. He knew, and began to bomb me and Zhang San by phone at 9: 00 p.m. We ignored him and he began to lose his mind. At 1 1 in the evening, we informed everyone in the working group to go back to the office urgently to add a class, saying that a PPT could not be found? "

Chen Wu curled his lips and said indignantly, "We arrived at the office at twelve o'clock that day. You have no idea how angry Yi Jun is. His hair stood on end, he was wearing a vest, and he was angry with me and Zhang San. He is going to knock off the desk in the office. He told me that I was still young and didn't know the background of those customers. I wonder what scum those people are. He did it for me. "

Wang Er took over with a smile: "Those people won't mess around. What do they eat? Don't be too measured. "

Chen Wu nodded: "Yes, there are so many people, and Zhang San is here. Besides, I'm not stupid. "

Wang Er nodded: "Nothing, you should learn from us, learn from Zhang San, Zhang San thinks very clearly. What he wants is to get rid of Yijun. Last year, Zhang San was supposed to succeed. That's a real pity. You don't know how funny Xi Jun was then. "

Chen Wu became interested. "Tell me more."

Wang Erxiao smiled. "Nothing, it is one of his great leaders who came here last year. He is the general manager of this department and asked us what happened here. Then several of us got rid of some things about Li Jun and didn't say everything. We only said a few small things, but that was enough for Li Jun to drink a pot, so the big leader was very dissatisfied with him at that time. "

"So this Xi jun's direct leadership is also very dissatisfied with him. What's going on? This gentleman was originally not from this area, but was transferred here with his old boss. The old boss is his direct superior. As for this man, he doesn't buy the face of the direct leader, and reports everything to his old boss, so it's been a long time. His leader must have a problem with him. This is one of them. "

"Second, it is this time. His immediate supervisor wants to invite us to meet a big client. His car is used for other purposes. He told us a few days in advance that he wanted me to pick him up. However, Xi Jun's uncle happened to come here with his cousin that day, so Xi Jun arranged for me to meet his uncle in Wuxi, and then he told his leader that I was not available that day and I was going to pick up the customer. Then that day, his leader had to come here by bus. As a result, he was late for the meeting with NPC customers. He almost didn't even enter the door, and he was kicked out after only talking for ten minutes. Directly under the leadership of nature is very angry. Later, I told him about it when I took the bus, and then of course he was angry. This car is for business, not for his home. "

"Then there is the third thing. This is Yijun. It tastes a little ugly. All the rest of the alcohol and tobacco are sent back to their hometown. Every month, they will reimburse 20,000 to 30,000 yuan from time to time. On weekdays, they dig and search, but they still have to squeeze three, four and four. Last year, this made Zhang San buy a mobile phone for his customers. When the customer doesn't want it, he puts it in his pocket. These leaders are also well aware that the reimbursement of 20,000 to 30,000 yuan per month is higher than his leadership. "

"These are listed. The two leaders were dissatisfied with him and scolded him several times. When he renewed his contract, it came out that he was going to be taken away. At that time, he panicked. "

We like Wang Er's speech.

"You don't know, that was scolded by the big boss the next day. Alas, this gentleman seems to be a different person. It used to be after noon 1 1 and 12 every day. I don't know when he will not see anyone for a few days. He came to this office early that morning to boil water and clean it, and then poured tea for me and this Zhang Lisi. "

"Ah, good morning, Master Wang. Let me pour you some tea. "

"Ah, boss zhang, there is no tea. Come, I'll pour you some tea. "

"Hey, Li Laoban, good morning, Li Laoban, please leave me alone. I'm already miserable. I'll pour you tea. "

Wang Erbian said with a smile, "The attitude before and after is completely different. It seems to be deliberately disgusting you, which will only make you feel sick."

Li Si nodded with a smile. "Just like that, but it only lasted for three or four days. After that, it is the same. "

"I only hate that I didn't get rid of him at that time!" Chen Wu gnashed her teeth. "That you said I have a chance here. Is it useful for me to tell his leader these things again? "

"Useful, certainly useful, and their company control is very strict, I don't know how he is so wonderful. You avoid him now and ignore him after work. You will know what to do when his leader visits here again. "

At this point, Chen Wu's heart seems to be calmer, and a wave of spit will be relieved, and both sides are happy.

Liu Zhu burped and said that he had eaten a lot of melons in less than three days, so he was full. Then I mentioned that I rode back to the office with Xi Jun yesterday. In the car, Xi Jun had to go with her? Communicating in English was a little strange at first, but now she thinks she should pay more attention to it after listening to this round of melon.

This is one of the few speeches made by Liu Zhu tonight.

When a friend of my friend's friend told me this story, he told me that Yi Jun had many advantages and abilities, and there was definitely something worth learning, but he did too much in some aspects.

After listening to this, I feel that this gentleman known by the friend of this friend's friend is really interesting and really unique in my life. I tried to share this story with more people, so I came up with this article called:

Two or three things about Yi Jun

The monarch, a native of Jianghuai at the end of Wu Touchu, was more than seven feet long. He is handsome, high-spirited, has a gully in his chest, has a good view of the Milky Way, and has the ambition to become a maritime country.

The party suffering from the disaster also has the intention of spreading its wings like a bird and flying upwards in a whirlwind.

However, your unrestrained behavior can be criticized in three aspects, one is stingy, the other is sexy, and the third is impolite.

Talk to friends about two or three things and scold them for corruption. Friends are furious: praise goodness before Buddha, and call evil after man. Since this is unbearable, why not say it?

As the saying goes, people are short-minded, and horses are thin and hairy. They are only willing to make peace and dare not be presumptuous. However, some people with lofty ideals came to the door to sing mice and were trapped at the table to make wine, but they couldn't change their words. What's the use of this boy?

Friends think: gossip can't be trusted, they are used to exaggerating beauty, and they just have nothing to do out of nothing.

Say: this matter is kept secret and hidden on the shelf, for fear of biased words, slander and jealousy. Isn't this beautiful?

Friends laugh: if you have it, change it, and if you don't, encourage it. There is no reason to come to the nest if you are well-meaning. What are the benefits of hiding? What you said is what Li Jun did. What does it matter? As for this, what wool animals do has nothing to do with people.

Suddenly I said, Dashan, listen to you, it's better to study for ten years.

Therefore, I wrote this article to dispel the resentment in my heart and to introduce it in a partial way.

Attached are two articles, one is about the national style, and the other is about Meng Jiao.

Xiangshu. Fengfeng National wind

Mice have skin, but people have no tools; If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

Rats have teeth, but people have no end; A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have bodies, but people are rude; If people are rude, Hu will not die?

Drink properly

Wine is an ancient mirror, which takes away the hearts of small people.

See strange behavior when you are drunk, and smell strange sounds when you are drunk.

So much wine work, wine is also a deep waste.

Sinners are free from sin, so they can become proverbs.

Above.

? -Xiaoke

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