A humorous story

Humorous stories can bring people a relaxed and happy reading experience after work and study. Here are some humorous stories I recommend for you.

Humorous story 1: The story of the God of Wealth is Sunday. When he doesn't go to work on Sunday, the god of wealth has nothing to do, so he decided to come to the earth and personally inspect the changes in human life.

It stopped outside the cloud nine and looked down, and saw tourists coming and going in the park, like ants.

On the playground, toys of different sizes run, slide and fly? Friction, collision and mixing become a pleasant natural movement. In the zoo, the iron fence room where animals are kept is empty and uninhabited. I don't know who kindly put them back into nature and let them live a free life and reproduce with peace of mind. The restored temple is quaint and elegant, which is refreshing. The rolling mountains are covered with thick green vegetation. Birds sing cicadas, adding infinite interest to tourists.

The god of wealth turned his eyes to the city and saw that many families had lived a rich life of feasting. There are also some rural families who live a well-off life. As the saying goes, there is wealth in the mountains and poverty in the plains. Great wealth depends on life, while small wealth depends on diligence! Get something for nothing, and send food to your mouth every day? What makes the god of wealth unhappy is that after so many years, how many families are still trapped in poverty and can't keep up with the times? The houses in a poor village are like piles of scattered toads, lifeless and lifeless.

The god of wealth came to the world and visited some poor villages. The sun is setting. Tired and hungry after trudging on the mountain road for a day, it knocked on the door of a poor family. Say to the poor: poor! The reason why you can't get rich is that you don't respect the god of wealth. If you don't respect it, your family will never make money in this life. ?

? I have nothing. What can I offer? ! ?

? Don't you even have a hen at home? The god of wealth cocked his head and asked.

? Didn't you say that the god of wealth doesn't eat dizzy?

? Originally surnamed Zhao, now surnamed Qian, eats everything. ?

In order to get rid of poverty and get rich, the poor gave up their only hen and killed it to worship the god of wealth. Before long, I made a fortune.

The god of wealth returned to the world of mortals, came to the poor people's house, pointed at the poor people with a reproachful tone and said, Why did you eat red yeast and forget the stump? You know, can you make a fortune without the secret blessing of the god of wealth? Forget the god of wealth as soon as you get rich. ?

? Alas! Did I forget the god of wealth? ! ? The poor man spread out his hands, shook his head and said with grievance. When did I stop burning incense and paper for it? ! ?

? These are small things. ?

? So, how can I worship it?

? Depending on how much money you earn, you have to kill a pig if you don't kill a cow. ?

? Throughout the ages, I have never heard of such a precedent of worshipping the god of wealth! ?

? Is this the latest rule? .

? If I don't kill pigs or cows to the god of wealth. ?

? Don't kill pigs or cows for him. ? He will punish you severely. Not only do you have to destroy all your wealth, but you also have to send a white tiger to your home, which will be full of disasters.

? Listen to your tone. The poor said? Are you the God of Wealth? If there is, just say so, and we'll give you the cows and pigs directly. In this era, giving something is like carrying cotton to pierce the shell forest. When you send them to your home, there are not many left. We went to a cow or a pig here, but you seldom. ?

The god of wealth nodded slightly:? It doesn't matter. ?

The poor man said, please wait for me to pull the cow later. ?

Soon, the poor man came in with a cow rope, grabbed the god of wealth, and tied it with a cow rope.

? Alas! what the hell are you doing？

? We should keep the god of wealth. In order for us poor people to get rid of poverty and become rich, it is easy to come to my humble abode and point out the way to make money. ?

? Throughout history, there has never been a precedent for staying here. ?

? This is also stipulated by the poor now. Without this method, you can't keep the god of wealth. ?

? It is illegal for you to bind innocent people. ?

? No, whether we can stay here sincerely is another matter. ?

The god of wealth panicked and hurriedly smiled and said in a relaxed tone. Please have mercy and let me go! I am not the God of Wealth, but the God of Wealth is my family. I'm just teasing you. ?

? So, you are also a god of wealth. We poor people's hearts are easy to satisfy, and we don't expect anything rich. As long as there is a god of wealth father at home for a long time, it is enough to bless the whole family. Of course, if you really make a fortune, we will give you anything the God of Wealth wants. Besides, you are also the future god of wealth! How dare we neglect! As the saying goes, if you don't burn incense at ordinary times, you will cram for the Buddha when something happens. ?

? No, I have a meeting waiting for me. ?

? What kind of meeting?

? Financial work conference. ?

? You don't have to worry about such a meeting. If your father doesn't see you, he will preside over it. ?

The God of Wealth shook his head helplessly. Alas, money

Humor story 2: Lao Ma Xiao Yang's plan to make a fortune by buying lottery tickets. He spent a lot of money to buy a car and traveled back and forth in the community for dozens of times, which attracted neighbors from the community to join in.

One day, Xiao Yang's plasma TV broke down. He was about to call the maintenance man when his wife woke the dreamer with a word: didn't you say the car was useless? Not anymore. ? Xiao Yang went downstairs holding the TV without saying anything. Although he was so tired that he was sweating profusely, Xiao Yang's heart was full of sweetness at the thought that everyone looked at him with envious eyes.

Just as the TV was put on the bus, Ma Lao, a neighbor, came over and said, Xiao Yang, where are you going? The old horse is wearing brand-new clothes and his hair is polished. He seems to be going out. Xiao yang said:? The television set is out of order. I'll fix it. ?

? Or are you rich? There are cars and scenery when going out. ? Old horse heartfelt admiration, touched the body, a face of envy. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something: I have a cousin who is repairing TV. Why don't I go with you? Xiao Yang wants to go to an acquaintance for insurance. How dare you? Are you busy? The old horse said with a smile that several classmates invited me to get together in the past. This is years of friendship. It's nothing to be late. I'd better go with you first ?

Xiao Yang's heart is choppy. Last year, Xiao Yang's family was still in the stage of just solving the problem of food and clothing. Under the pressure that his son had no money to go to school, he came to Ma Lao's house and wanted to borrow some money to solve the urgent need first. When Xiao Yang told Ma Lao the purpose of his visit, Ma Lao snorted and raised his voice and said, If I'm not talking about you, it's a pity that you can't even get hundreds of dollars. My son is going to open a shop and invest tens of thousands. I just support him. ? That noise is so loud that you can hear it for miles. Xiao Yang was ashamed and lay in bed for three days and nights, afraid to see anyone, but was scolded by his wife before getting up.

? Let's go The old horse's urging woke Xiao Yang, who got on the bus and started the engine. I caught a glimpse of Aunt Liu coming out next door and called out: Aunt Liu. ? Seeing Xiao Yang, Aunt Liu quickly asked. Send you uncle horse? Xiao Yang explained:? The television set is out of order. Go and fix it. ? Then I started the car and vaguely heard Aunt Liu say to others. I thought he would send uncle horse out specially. People who make a fortune like to make fakes. ? Xiao Yang felt sour in his heart.

The old horse pointed out Xiao Yang all the way and soon arrived at his cousin's garage. Cousin Lao Ma is really unambiguous, and the plasma TV will be ready in three or two times. Xiao Yang was about to give money when Lao Ma's cousin said? What money is not money? You are Ma Lao's friend and mine, and it didn't take much effort. Why don't you introduce more customers to me in the future? Moved by this, Xiao Yang immediately wanted to sing "A Good Man's Life is Safe".

On the way back, the old horse looked at his watch. It is too late. I want to get off here and take a taxi. ? Xiao Yang grabbed the old horse and prepared to get off: What do you mean? I usually send you there, not to mention I owe you one today. ? The old horse is still making pleasantries, and his ass has been firmly glued to his seat.

A dozen people stood on the steps outside the five-star hotel. As soon as they saw the old horse, they greeted each other. Someone lamented:? Niu, we have been struggling for decades, and there is only one motorcycle, but you have already got on it. ? The old horse stood upright, with his hands behind his back, and said with great power: Nothing, nothing. ?

Xiao Yang shook his head helplessly, closed the car door and was about to reverse the direction. One of them pointed at him and asked the old horse, Who is that? Why don't you invite him in for a drink?

The old horse shook his head at once. No, that's my driver. I am in a hurry to use the car at home. Let him go home first. ?

Humor story 3: The handsome guy laughs that his cousin is in her early thirties, but she has never been in love once. Over time, she is very negative about love, always staying at home and surfing the Internet. I comforted her that there would always be bread. Your job is stable, you are well-read and polite, and you will definitely be appreciated by boys. ? Cousin lamented:? This is a world of looking at faces, but I'm so ugly? I don't seem to remember a handsome guy smiling at me. ?

However, my cousin's voice did not fall, and her QQ kept flashing. It turns out that someone asked to video chat with her. Click on the chat window and see that the other person is actually a handsome guy. I am happy: Really? Speak of the devil? . Look, how sweet this handsome guy smiles at you. ?

? A handsome guy is a handsome guy, and it's true when you smile. ? Cousin looked depressed, but the topic changed. But he just wants to do my business, because he runs a beauty salon. ?