Funny jokes about service.

The funny jokes about this service are as follows:

1. Once I went to a restaurant for dinner, the waiter asked me if I wanted to order. I said, "OK, please give me a' anything will do' menu."

2. I once went to the barber shop for a haircut. The barber asked me, "Do you want it shorter or longer?" I said, "I don't know, just cut it."

3. Once I went to the bank for business, the teller asked me, "Do I need to open a credit card?" I said, "No, I already have a credit card." Then she asked, "Do you want a loan?" I said, "No, I have enough money."

4. When I was staying in a hotel, the receptionist asked me, "Do I need to order breakfast?" I said, "No, I've already eaten." She asked again, "Do you need to order laundry service?" I said, "No, I already washed it." Finally, she said, "Do you need room service?" I replied, "No, I'm full."

5. Once I went to the supermarket to buy something, the cashier asked me, "Do you need a bag?" I said, "No, I'll bring my own bag." She asked again, "Do you need a shopping cart?" I said, "No, I can get the goods myself." Finally, she said, "Do you need help moving the goods?" I replied, "No, I can move it myself."

6. Once I went to the gym to get a card, the coach asked me, "Do you need a personal trainer?" I said, "No, I have my own training plan." He asked again, "Do you need a group class?" I said, "No, I like to exercise alone." Finally, he said, "Do you need to buy nutrition?" I replied, "No, I have enough diet control."

7. I once went to a beauty salon to get my hair done. The beautician asked me, "Do you need a perm?" I said, "No, I just want to trim it." She asked again, "Do you need to dye your hair?" I said, "No, I just want to be myself." Finally she said, "Do you need to do your hair?" I replied, "No, I have paid great attention to maintenance."

8. I once went to the bookstore to buy books. The clerk asked me, "Do you need to recommend some good books?" I said, "No, I already have my own reading plan." She asked again, "Do you need to borrow a magazine?" I said, "No, I'm just here to buy books." Finally, she said, "Do you need to buy stationery?" I replied, "No, I already have my own pen and paper."

9. On a trip, the tour guide asked me, "Do you need to rent a bike?" I said, "No, I have my own transportation." She asked again, "Do you need to rent a tour guide?" I said, "No, I already have my own travel plans." Finally, she said, "Do you need to buy souvenirs?" I replied, "No, I already have a lot of souvenirs."

10, once I went to the barber's for a haircut, and the barber asked me, "Do you want it shorter or longer?" I replied, "I don't know, just cut it."