Give me your jokes, humor, and the more rice you spray, the better!

1, Xinyi, Pingzhi and Kidd were also invited to attend the meeting of so-and-so celebrities, just as they were in the same boat. Pingzhi believes that a couple of Kidd are uneasy about being invited, but Kidd is dismissive of the two detectives. When the boat rowed somewhere, Kidd woke up after a sleep and found that the boat had stopped. The couple said to him, "I left my mobile phone at home, please wait for me for a while!" " "Say that finish, I turned over and jumped into the boat. running all the way was like a dragonfly. Soon I ran back, proudly waving my mobile phone in my hand.

Then Pingzhi also shouted, "No, I left my sword at home!" " "After jumping off the boat, it was also a wave of Shui Piao. I saw the waves splashing, and I came back with my sword in a few minutes.

Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted, "I left my glider at home!" " "What did you forget? If you want a glider, you will keep flying. You jumped off the boat and plopped into the bottom of the river. Embarrassed, I climbed onto the boat, refused to accept it, jumped down again and plopped off the boat vertically. This time, a small fish slipped over his neck, which made him scream. Feeling a little sorry, Pingzhi quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, shall we tell him where those stones are?"

3. Once gin and vodka went hunting deer in the mountains, two greedy people caught two deer. When flying back, the captain said worriedly, "So many deer are overweight!" " "Both of them said dismissively," what are you afraid of? We hunted so many deer last year and flew back! " "The captain couldn't beat them (even two people in black sunglasses were afraid) and had to let them on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, suddenly shook and finally fell down. The two men stood up pale. Vodka looked around and whispered to Juniper, "Boss, it seems that we fell here last year!" " "

In a draft competition, Shinichi, Pinger and Kidd appeared one after another. First of all, Heiji used a brush to flash a sword as bright as day, and then I saw the sword shining and the wind whistling. Hattori's ancestral swordsmanship was vividly displayed by Heiji. Finally, even before people could see it clearly, Pingzhi had put his sword in its sheath, stood majestically on the stage and shouted, "I am the wind!" " "

Then Kidd. He shouted and shook his white cloak. Hundreds of pigeons flew to Qi Fei, and then I saw petals falling like clouds. Kidd whirled and danced in the air like a fairy. Then he also shouted, "I am a cloud!" " "

At first sight, the top two are so wonderful, and the psychological pressure is not small. He was carrying a silver football on the court, and he learned the skills all his life. When he saw the football flying around, people couldn't see how many it was, and everyone was amazed. However, a short slip makes a long regret, and I have peace insurance ~ it is said that it is too late. When Shinichi hooked a football with an upside-down gold hook in the air and was about to turn over and land, a bolt from the blue hit his foot, only to see Shinichi lose his balance and fall to the ground head-down, with a big hole on the stage and a big bag on his head. Pinky Kidd panicked. Go help him. However, I saw Shinichi stagger to his feet and shouted, "Who am I? ! "

Pinky and Ye took a motorcycle. Ye wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair slipped over her body, which was very elegant. Unfortunately, they only have one helmet. After discussion, they decided to let Pingzhi wear it. Pinky put on Ye He, running all the way. It feels great!

When they passed a crossroads, the police uncle stopped them. The policeman said angrily to he ye, "Why don't you wear a helmet?"

Ye looked surprised: "You ~ Can you see me?"

The policeman asked Pingji again, "Why not let her wear a helmet?"

Pingzhi looked blank: "There is no one behind me!"

The poor policeman's face suddenly changed: "Let's go …"

7. He always complains that Pingzhi doesn't understand romance and sometimes makes him angry. One day, Ye Laping and I went shopping, and finally came to a flower shop with malicious intent, pulled Pingji in, looked left and right, and finally took a fancy to a bunch of roses, so I asked Pingji:

"Do you think this bunch of flowers looks good?" Pingzhi: "Not bad."

And IP asked, "Is it really nice?"

Pingzhi: "Well, it's really good."

Ye was a little angry, and then hinted, "You think it looks good, don't you? Actually, I like it. " I saw Ping Zi sincerely say, "Just watch it for a while if you like." Hearing this, Master He is angry from his heart, and evil is chilling! ~~~0. 1 sec later, Pingzhi was dragged out of the flower shop and beaten and thrown into the street to feed the wolves!

8. On one occasion, Xinyi, Xiaolan and Ye traveled by plane.

Something went wrong in the middle of the flight, and we needed to skydive to escape.

There are only three parachutes, so one person has to make sacrifices.

Finally, it was decided that the smartest freshmen would ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them would jump.

So a new question asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one"

So Xinyi asked Ye, "How many moons are there in the sky?" "one"

So the new one asked Hattori, "How many stars are there in the sky?" "……"

Hattori died voluntarily and jumped, but he hung on a branch and didn't die, which was fatal.

Since then, the four * * * once again had the opportunity to travel.

The same thing happened,

So I decided to decide a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "two roads"

So Xinyi asked Ye Yue, "How many eyes does a person have?" "two"

So a new question asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "……"

Hattori volunteered to die, but he fell into the lake and didn't die, which was fatal.

The third time four people took the opportunity to travel, they encountered this danger again.

Hattori immediately stood up and said bravely, "Don't ask, I'll jump!" "

Falling so firmly ...

The new class immediately regretted it and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air, "Hattori! We brought four parachutes this time ... "

12, in the second grade of primary school, the math teacher taught Xinyi their arithmetic: "Knowing the elephant's height, length and height, .......... finally worked out the elephant's weight." Small tall wood: "height * length * width * weight per unit volume = weight."

Little Kidd: "Find a female elephant to seduce him and make him say his weight ..."

Xiaojingji: "Use the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty to force him to confess until he confesses ..."

Xiaoping times: "Cook him and eat him, each person's weight * the number of people who eat ..."

Xiao Xinyi: "This simple ... throw it directly from the fifth floor and work it out with Newton's second law ..."

Teacher: "…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

13, the Chinese teacher makes sentences for everyone; "Bumei, make a sentence first, including love and royalty!"

Little Bumei (thinking): "The princess is pregnant! ~"

Teacher (face calm): "How about adding some mystery?"

Little Bumei (smiling): "Princess Aquarius is pregnant! ~"

Teacher (Khan! ~): "How about some suspense?"

Little sister (smiling): "Princess Aquarius is pregnant. Who did it? "

Teacher (Lushan Waterfall Khan): "How about a little religious color?"

Little sister (still smiling): "Princess Aquarius is pregnant, my God! ~ Who did it? "

Teacher: "..." (foaming at the mouth, falling in ing)

14, it is said that Maori is a bit confused as a detective, but his brain is still good at ordinary times. This time he went into a small hotel and asked for a glass of beer. After taking a sip, he frowned and asked the waiter, "Do you want your beer without ice?" The waiter gave him a white look: "No, drink if you want, and pay for it if you don't want to drink."

Maori put down his glass and asked, "How much is a tie?"

"30。"

"then."

Maori took out a handful of one-dollar coins, snapped and turned away. The waiter was very angry, but he still picked up the money one by one, counted it carefully, and added a few more, which was a relief.

The next day, Maori came again. The waiter snorted and said to him, "I have never held a grudge against money, so I won't care about it with you for the last time." What do you want? "

Maori took out a 50 yuan bill: "A bundle of beer."

The waiter took the money and smiled and took out a handful of coins: "Here is your change. One piece, two pieces ... "He counted and threw the money all over the floor. After seeing him throw them out one by one, Maori took out about 10 coins and put them on the counter. He said quietly, "Add up those changes and have another one."

16, the children had a quarrel with vodka, and they decided to fight. Vodka suddenly yelled at the referee before the starting gun sounded: "It's unfair, you see that he is so thin and I am so big, and my goal is big and unfair!" The little guy smiled: "This is very simple. Draw my outline on him with chalk. If I hit the middle line, I will lose! " "

17, after Hiraji and Shinichi got married. One day, Pingzhi got paid, and spent all his salary with Xinyi in an amusement park within two days.

When Pingji came home, he found Ye He very angry (of course) and asked Ye: What would you do if you didn't see me for two days?

Pingzhi muttered: I will be very happy.

On the first day, Pingzhi failed to see Ye He. ......

The next day, Pingzhi had not seen Ye He. ......

On the third day, Pingji saw a little leaf because part of her eyes were swollen.

18, juvenile detective team cheated

Yuan Taipian:

The invigilator was very lax in the first application test of mathematics in the first grade of primary school. At that time, Mrs. Yuan felt that the application problem had not yet been introduced, so she greeted Hirohiko in advance and asked him for help. Hirohiko agreed. It took him more than half an hour to answer the questions in the exam. He just handed the test paper to Yuan Tai. Yuan Tai plagiarized crazily. After handing in the papers, Mrs. Yuan modestly asked Hirohiko, "What's the last big topic? Why should I write a long paragraph first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph? " Is there a format requirement? "Yan Guang fainted ... that problem was that Yan Guang didn't think it right at first, so he crossed it out and rewritten it again. Who knows that Taoyuan has been copied intact? ...

Conan:

In the English exam, Conan found that there were grammar and spelling mistakes in the topic, so he took out his textbook and argued with the teacher. It took the teacher three minutes to react and was shocked.

Bumei:

Bumei was accidentally caught copying books by the teacher, so the serious old teacher took Bumei's admission ticket and asked her to leave the examination room. Bumei sat there quietly, her eyes red. The teacher couldn't bear it, so he said, "This one is not an achievement. Just do the rest! " But the tears of beauty began to fall drop by drop. The teacher was a little anxious: "I'll return the admission ticket to you." I don't remember you cheating. Go and take the exam. Stop crying! " "BuMei ignored him and burst into tears at my desk. The teacher was sweating with anxiety. He urged, "why don't we make more copies?" "The whole class is sweating like a pig.

19, one day, Pingzhi and Kuaidou had an argument. Later, the two men discussed "scissors, stone and cloth", and whoever won would listen to them and call Xinyi for notarization. Ha ha, the following is their conversation that Xinyi heard-

Hiraji: Hey, we are good brothers. It's unkind to have to decide the outcome. Forget about scissors in the future, okay?

Fight: No problem, good brother!

Their faces are pure when they speak.

Then the new one shouted "one, two, three go",

The result is—

What comes out flat is "stone"

What's coming out soon is "cloth"

20. Conan's entrance examination

After my freshman year, I called myself Conan. Because I am old enough to go to school, I have to enroll in primary school under the pressure of Xiaolan.

The teacher wanted to see if there was anything wrong with Conan's IQ and asked him.

"There are ten birds in the tree. One of them was shot. How many are left? "

Conan asked, "Is it silent pistol or some other silent gun?"

"No."

"How loud is the gunshot?"

"80- 100 decibel."

"Does that mean that your ears hurt when you shake them?"

"yes."

"Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

"No offense."

"Are you sure that bird was really killed?"

"All right. I'm getting impatient, please tell me how much is left, ok? "

"OK, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

"No."

"What's wrong with being in a cage?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? "

"No."

"Are there any disabled or hungry flightless birds?"

"No."

"Is it a bird in a pregnant belly?"

"Not really."

"Bird catcher eyes have flowers? Guaranteed ten? "

"No flowers, just ten."

I was sweating profusely and the bell rang, but he continued to ask, "Is there anyone who is stupid and not afraid of death?"

"Everyone is afraid of death."

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"Are all birds free to move?"

"Absolutely."

"If your answer is not a lie," Conan said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall, then there is only one left. If it falls, there will be none left. " The teacher fainted immediately!

Kim was seriously injured in the battle with the police, and his life is dying. He is being rescued in the hospital. Vodka has been caught, so he can visit the sick. A new whim, maybe he will want to confess to me, and must get my forgiveness before he dies! So Xinyi went to the hospital to see Gin. At that time, Gin was covered in pipes and could not speak. Xinyi gave him a piece of paper and a pen: "If you have anything to say to me, write it here!" " "Kim picked up a pen, wrote a few words, suddenly turned supercilious look and swallowed. Xinyi sighed and walked out of the door with a note. When he saw the vodka outside, he handed him a note: "This is his last words. Please read it first. " Vodka took the note, unfolded it and read aloud, "Get out! "You stepped on my oxygen pipe!"

26. Officer Jiang Mumu received a report that there were three strange bodies. When he arrived at the scene, he immediately burst into tears:

"New ah, excellent ah, gross profit! You are dead, how can we solve the case in the future! "

At this time, he found that all three bodies died laughing, which made him puzzled.

Officer Takagi said that he knew the cause of death and why he died with a smile.

"After the deceased Richard Moore won the lottery, he was killed by a truck crossing the street. I am naturally happy because I won the lottery.

The deceased Kudou Yū saku fell in love with his wife one day and died of a heart attack. Because I am in love, I am naturally happy.

The deceased Kudou Shinichi was climbing a tree one day and was struck by lightning. "

"Then why is he laughing?"

"He thought someone was filming him!"

27. After marriage, Xinyi never helps Xiaolan with housework.

Once on Xiaolan's birthday, he said to Xiaolan on a whim, "Don't wash the dishes today."

Xiaolan was overjoyed and said, "Great. Thank you for your help. "

Xinyi replied, "No, we can leave it till tomorrow."

Xiaolan: Last time I suggested that women like things that can be preserved for a long time. As a result, I got the diamond ring the next day, and you can do the same to Heiji!

Ye He: I have been using this method for a long time. As a result, I received a package of preservatives the next day. ......

Kim, AI and Kidd are all dead, and God took them in.

God asked gin: How did you die?

Kim: One day, I followed a girl home. As soon as I entered the room, I jumped at her. When she flashed, I lost my breath, and then she kicked me from upstairs. I'm not dead. I don't know who threw a refrigerator and killed me.

God: Well, how did you die?

Ai: On my way home one day, I found someone following me. As soon as I entered the room, he jumped at me. After I dodged, I kicked him down, scared.

He didn't die, so he fell into the refrigerator and died. I didn't expect to die of a heart attack.

God: What about you? Children?

Child: I went to a house to steal something, and suddenly I heard someone come in and hide in the refrigerator of that house. .......

30. One day, the ship that Shinichi, Pingzhi and Kuaidou took sank. They swam to the shore and met the indigenous people on the island-Maori _!

Maori: "I order each of you to find me ten identical things on this island, or I will kill you."

So, three people spread out to look for. In a short time, Xinyi and Pingji found ten cherries and ten peanuts respectively.

Maori: "Good! You put everything you find in your mouth, and then you will be free, or I will kill you! "

Xinyi Waheiji had to swallow cherries and peanuts.

At this moment, I saw a man struggling to drag ten watermelons back. ....

3 1, make a wish

One day, Hattori Heiji came to a wishing pool, bent down and made a wish, and threw a one-dollar coin into the well. Kudou Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but when he bent down, he accidentally fell into the well. Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered, How clever.

He won.

Xiaolan asked, "Dad, how did he get hurt?"

Conan replied, "We made a bet to see who could lean out of the window further, and he won." .

35. One day! A ferry sank into the sea because of the storm! Only three people survived! They are Shinichi, Hiraji and the boy!

A month later, Shinichi fished out a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf ran out and asked each of them to make a wish!

Shinichi cares about his reasoning! He said: I want to go back to Japan to reason! The genie nodded! Shout ... 1! Shinichi is gone!

Children care about his "thief career"! So he said: I want to go to a huge company! ! The elf nodded again! ! Shout ... 1! The child was gone, too. The monster asked Pingzhi, what's wrong with you? What do you want to wish for?

Pingzhi wanted to think! Say, um ... I don't know what I want. But it's boring to be here alone! Um ... ask two people to accompany me!

So shout again ... 1! Shinichi and the boy are back!

36. Someone invented a computer to test IQ. Xiaolan, Yuanyuan and Ye went to have a test.

Ye put his head into the machine, and the computer showed: "192.6". Ye was very happy.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine and the computer showed "0.3". The garden looked and smiled.

So the garden also put its head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time and showed it: "Don't make fun of stones".

Xiaolan and the garden studied hard for this. After a year, they took another test.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine, and the computer showed "3.0", which was ten times higher than last year.

The garden put its head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time, and finally showed: "This stone looks familiar!"! "

37. Wang: "Conan, you have passed the third level, and there are still three multiple-choice questions, so you can get all your family dreams. Your last family dream is-"

Conan: "A bathing suit for Sister Xiaolan." Wang: "Do you have confidence?"

Conan: "Yes!" Wang: "ok, please listen to what color the clothes of famous movie stars are."

A. blue B. white C. dark brown D. dark green E. brownish red "

Conan: "Hmm ... Hmm ... Ah ..." (How can such a strange question come up? )

Wang: "You still have three ways to ask for help."

Conan: "I asked the male audience for help!" " "

Wang: "How about that? A man? Ok, please male audience press the button! Wang: "As a result, we chose 0% abce and 100% D. It seems that the male audience knows a lot about Hiko."

Conan (Khan … poor dad …): "I choose D!" " "

Wang: "Congratulations! Please listen to the next question! Who was the first detective in Japan?

A. Step by step B. Richard Moore C. Kudou Shinichi "

Conan: Well, get rid of a wrong answer!

Wang: "OK, the computer removes an incorrect answer!" " "(c deleted)

Conan: (How come … Maybe … I see! ! It seems that there is only one, among these options! ! ) "This person is B!"

Wang: "Yes! Congratulations! What needs to be explained here is that since Heisei six years ago, Richard Moore has solved many difficult and major cases in succession, while Kudou Shinichi has made no achievements during this period, even being surpassed by Mr. Maori. "

Conan (eyes half open: that's not my credit ...)

Wang: "One more question and you can realize your family dream!" " ! Please listen to the next question! The most popular young figure among Japanese girls is-

A. Gong Teng Xin Yi B. Fu Bu Ping Ji C. Haidong Kuroha D. Jingji "

Conan: "New brother, of course!" " "

Wang: "You have another one who asks for help ..."

Conan: OK, I'll call!

Wang: "Who should I call?"

Conan: "Sister Xiaolan."

Wang: "Now put me through. Hello, is this Miss Maori? My name is Wang. Your brother Conan is answering questions. He answered very well. Now he has a problem. Now you are on the phone, and the time is 30 seconds. Let's start now. "

Conan: "Hello? The topic is like this: The most popular young figure among Japanese girls is-A. Nobuyuki Miyato-1B. Fupingji C. Haidong Blackfield D. Kingkey. "

Xiaolan: "Haidong Black Leaf!"

Conan: "Why not choose A?"

Xiaolan (image becomes higher, one hand is inserted into the waist and shouted at the microphone): "Conan! ! Don't mess around! Choose c! Did you hear that? I'm still waiting for my swimsuit! "

Conan (startled): "OK, I'll choose C!" " "

Wang: "Yes! Congratulations! "(colored paper flying all over the sky)

Wang and Conan shook hands.

Wang: "Congratulations!"

Conan: "Thank you!"

Wang: "What do you want to say to Sister Xiaolan after winning the grand prize?"

Conan: "I want to say … um … ah … this … actually I … I … I just …" "

At this time, the audience suddenly rioted, and someone suddenly fell to the ground and died.

Conan immediately rushed to the scene as quickly as possible.

The police officer turned his face to the TV: "That plague must be there."

In the Maori detective agency, Kogoro punched Conan on the screen on the head: "This boy! I told you not to run around! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

2 1, Conan was robbed

award

On U Day, Xinyi walked in a dark alley after solving the case, and gangster A suddenly appeared.

"Hey, boy, want money or die?"

In the surge of new veins stood out: "I'm exhausted from solving the case, and a punk dares to hinder my way home!" " ? "

"ah? That's not what I mean, as long as you give money ... "

"Cut the crap! Go to hell! ! "In an instant, bricks, tiles, cans and soda bottles were flying all over the sky.

"wow! ! Help! ! "

Social headlines: "Cruel? ! The man who was beaten! There are countless injuries caused by different items! "

Hattori

On May 5th, Hattori, who missed the final of Kendo due to his delay in solving the case, walked in the same dark alley, and gangster A appeared again.

"Very well, not the last time that boy. Hey, hand over the money! "

Hattori said kindly, "Are you a robber?"

"I can see it at a glance!"

"That's great." Hattori took out his bamboo sword from his backpack and sneered, "I am very angry today. Beating the robber told me to defend myself. "

"Impossible ..."

"Face to face! ! ! "

"wow! ! "

Social headline: "More cruel! ? A man who was hit by a stick instrument after being besieged! "

Economic film

W month W day, I was in a hurry to go to Jingji in the dating garden to copy the path, and I met the gangster A who finally recovered.

"The boy with a piece of tape on his head! I want to rob! ! "

"Go away! I am going on a date! "

"Give me the money before!"

"You're kidding! How to date without money! ? Looking for a fight! "

"Ah-ah! ! "

Social headlines: "Terrible! The man who was beaten for the third time! Judging from the injury, this opponent seems to be a karate master! ? "

High chip

On X, X, the criminal Takagi passed by on a mission and happened to meet the gangster A who was still alive.

"Now the child is terrible, but it's an adult. Hey! You this guy obediently .............! ? "

"ah? Isn't this A who was detained for three months last time? I'm Takagi. You're not going to rob again, are you? Hey! Don't run! ! "

"I'm unlucky ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

Headline of social edition: "Shock! The poor man turned out to be a robber! Gao Mu, the criminal police officer of our institute, has made contributions again! "

Kuroha's article

On y month y day, Kuaida, who escaped from the alley after committing the crime, ran into gangster A who was released from the police station.

“TMD@%^%$！ ! I want to rob you! ! Bring money! "

"money?"

"That's right! I'm telling you, I once killed n people and robbed n people. I took drugs and set fire to the bank. ................................................................................................................................................., where are you? ! My money is gone! ! "

On a roof one kilometer away, the thief boy is crouching in a ball and counting money.

"Hey hey ~ ~ I steal jewelry and steal people, of course I can steal money ~ ~ Today my hands are itchy ~ ~"

Fight, you have fallen.

Headline of social edition: "Rob others will grab money! ? Meet your peers, robber A VS thief boy! ! "

Baimapian

On Z, Z, thinking about how to catch a thief boy's white horse unconsciously walked into this cursed alley and met gangster A (buddy, I admire your willpower).

"Be sure to succeed this time! Give me your money, boy! "

"Do you want to grab it?" The white horse swept with the most contemptuous eyes.

"What want to! What's your problem! ? "

"You want to rob me without investigating what kind of person I am?"

"Huh?"

"Do you know my name? What about age? Date of birth and blood type? What's your favorite role type? What's your favorite perfume? What about height? What about the weight? What about family background? What about work? What's your interest? What's your favorite team? Ignore the above. Look, it's 8 o'clock in the evening, 5 1 point, 16.05 seconds. Want to rob it so early? You don't want to live? "

When the white horse approached, gangster A retreated to the middle of the road and a truck roared past. .............

Social headlines: "Free? ! A generation of unlucky robber A finally died in a car accident under the witness of Detective White Horse! ! "

Heyepang

One day, robber B met he ye, who seemed to be following a man in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " "Walking with leaves quickly, he said impatiently," I don't have time to chat with you. My clothing department will be kidnapped by bad women. "B thought, hum, you look down on me! He picked up the knife and jumped on it. He turned to Ye and sneered, "Don't you know I mean well? "Two down gangsters, continue to track. ......

Headline of the social edition: "The criminal atmosphere has risen again, and A male B was seriously injured and thrown into the street."

(2) Garden supplies

One day, robber B met his garden in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " Before the garden could speak, Kichijiro Suzuki behind him shouted, "I hate people who rob children and ladies, Robinson (I forget whether it's the name), give it to me!" A hunting dog flew out. ......

Headline of the social edition: "Man B was a robber, and the 70-year-old man led a hound to subdue the gangster!" There is also a photo of Jiro Jill Zhang and the hound.

("I, Kichijiro, finally made a comeback on the front page!" Suzuki said)

(3) Xiaolan's article

One day, robber B met Xiaolan who came home from the scene in an alley. He thought of a new idea this time, so he put on a ghost mask and jumped out of the shadow. This is really serious. Xiaolan screamed with fear. B complacent, Xiaolan said: "Ah? You have a shadow, you are human! How dare you pretend to be a ghost to scare me? Unforgettable! " It was a downward leg, and gangster B fell to the ground without saying anything about robbery. ......

Headline of social edition: "A new generation of unlucky robbers was born! Three attempted robberies became victims. "

(4) There are stories.

One day, robber B met You Xizi in an alley to see Conan. He took out his knife and said, "You, hand over the money!" " Unexpectedly, Xi Zi didn't panic at all. He leisurely took out his pistol handle and said, "Want to rob me? I am a murderer on the run, and I have won the prize! But that depends on whether your knife is faster or my bullet is faster. " Hearing this, gangster B threw down his knife and ran away. You looked at his back and said with a smile, "Is my acting ok? But I really didn't expect that this fool can't even tell a water gun from a real gun ... "

Headline of the social edition: "The unlucky robber B made a good start again, and the famous movie star Vivian Kudo scared off the gangsters with his superb acting skills."

(5) English theoretical articles

One day, robber B met Yingli who successfully completed the defense in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "You, hand over the money!" " Yingli pushed his glasses and said, "Young man, do you know the law? Robbery, whether successful or not, is a violation of criminal law. I think you must be old and young, and your own crimes will inevitably affect them. So, I advise you not to do this and turn yourself in with me. If I defend you, I may be released at the public trial. " Finally, B went to the nearby police station with the princess's lawyer and turned himself in. ......

Headline of the social edition: "The Queen of the Legal profession shows great power again! In a few words, persuade the gangsters to surrender. "

6) Sato's article

One day, robber B met Miyoko in an alley after work. He jumped out and was about to rob. He found a policewoman standing in front of him and suddenly lost her knife. He trembled and said, "I won't dare again, aunt policeman, give me a break!" " ""what did you say, aunt! ? I'm not married yet! "b was beaten and dragged back to the police station ......

Headline of social edition: "The unlucky robber reappeared his unlucky nature. The sixth robbery actually shot and was captured by police officer Sato. "

(7) Grey original articles

One day, robber B met Ashala in an alley. He took out his knife and said savagely, "Don't let you go just because you are a child. Hand over the money!" " "O salad didn't speak, and handed a" sugar ". B said, "Give me candy? Mmm, it's delicious. "

Ai: "It's not sugar, it's the latest improved version of ATPX4869" Wow, wow ~ ~ (baby crying)

Social headline: "Surprise! ? The hapless robber B disappeared inexplicably, and a mysterious baby appeared at the crime scene!

Bumei tablets

One day, robber B met Bumei coming home from school in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " Bumei was so scared that she began to cry: "Alas ~ ~ I have no money." ... "The gangster said savagely," Don't think I'll let you go if you cry! " Bumei is still crying. ......

Two minutes later, the two were still deadlocked, and the residents in the alley were awakened by crying. Let's work together to catch gangster B. ......

Headline of social edition: "Women's tears are really the most powerful weapon in the world. ....