Funny good morning: we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in 3G and you are still in 2g; I am sending Weibo, and you are sending short messages; I am watching a big movie, and you are waiting for the picture; I use mobile navigation, you call for directions; I'm playing with my mobile phone, and you're being played by it. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Your other half should be a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work. 3. Have you ever had the same experience, turning your wrist or reaching into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't even look at what time? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone! 4. Time flies and the weather becomes good and bad; The temperature drops rapidly; Remember to wear clothes when you go out; Eat more vegetarian dishes; Remember to cover more at night; Calcium supplementation at all times in health; Happiness keeps a state of mind; Friends often care; Feel comfortable and happy; Always care in the morning; Life is full of true love; The news is not bad; Fast forward. 5. Good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best. 6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is coming to harass your ass. 7. The sun rises high and you are still asleep. I have been calling you, but you sleep better; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me. 8. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash. 9. Good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you. 10. Good morning, smile:), have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career, and may your love be sweeter every day! 1 1. Banknotes fall from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning! 12. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again! 13. I come gently and walk quietly. I forgot to take one thing with me, that is pleasure, so you should keep this pleasure for me, otherwise I can make trouble with you at any time, hehe, good morning, brothers and sisters! 14. wake up every day and tell yourself: less reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music and says? Good morning? Say hello to you! 15. The sun is shining, so I told piggy to get up quickly. The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health. 16. The goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. Then our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel! 17. Look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open, sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile. 18. You have to walk some roads to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend! 19. After a wave of unrest, the hero can't escape from the workshop. The boss said it was Mount Tai. Doing a good job encourages you to move forward, which is nothing new. Making mistakes and criticisms is nothing new. Laugh and ask who is right and wrong in life. Cowboys are very busy in the world. I hope you are busy again every day, and your hands are numb when counting money! Good morning! 20. Are you excited when your cell phone rings? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That's it! 2 1. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

22. Sunshine, birdsong, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in a good mood, be happy, embrace happily, be happy, be lucky, bless, every minute, every second, gently, greet, good friend, good morning! 23. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's trick (recklessness), but still get up early, or you will be late for work. Drink milk, eat cake, carry your small bag, and send text messages at the same time to convey your mood with a good mood, beauty, good morning! 24. I hope you eat it. You have a good appetite and are full of energy. Good morning, friend! 25. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; If the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are just around the corner; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning. Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say to the person next to you? Good morning? All right! 27. Hello! It's time to get up. If you don't sleep, you'll soon become a pig. Ha ha ha ha ha? I miss you, get up and let me see you! 28. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the early morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. Please reply if you cancel the service? I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up? . Good morning! 29. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and money running around! 30. I will send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning! 3 1. The sky is bright and the morning is coming; Bloom died, and the grass smiled; The mobile phone rang and the text message came; You see, your face is red; I miss you and I love you; Looking at the east, the spirit is coming; Take your legs and go to the appointment; Good morning, waiting for you! 32. Giving up seems to be for people, but it is actually for yourself. Give others a good word and you will get a compliment from others; Give someone a smile and they will smile back at you. The relationship between giving up and getting, like cause and effect, has a cause and effect, and giving up and getting are also interactive. As the saying goes-as you sow, you reap. Good morning, friend. Hehe, I'll give you a dime to make your day happy. 33. When I arrive in the morning, I will wake you up by SMS and send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five points of luck, six points of luck, seven o'clock in the morning and the last sentence of good morning. 34. Friendly reminder: the plan of the day lies in the morning, the plan of the morning lies in diligence, the plan of the morning lies in people, and the plan of people lies in you. How to bless you according to your plan? You will understand the answer after receiving my short message, and secretly tell you, (the answer is) good morning! 35. Magpies crow for you, alarm clocks ring for you, chickens crow for your bed, kittens meow for you, puppies want for you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class. 36. The air in the morning was really good, and I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend! 37. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning! 38. Every spring, Cheyenne, Autumn, Winter and Peace. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life. 39. You are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can chew it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order! Good morning! 40. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning! 4 1. Dude, is there a timetable for today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend! 42. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk in the evening, talk about family life and taste ordinary happiness. Partner, good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderful!

43. Although busyness will leave greetings, although years will push away old things, every memory, every foothold and every thought of you will make my heart warm and pleasant. May my blessing always accompany you, and may you have a beautiful heart today! 44. It's sunny in the morning. I wish you a safe partner. At noon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a good day; Wish you happiness at sunset in the evening! 45. The fighting started as soon as the alarm sounded in the morning. I had breakfast on the way and rushed to the battlefield. I can't imagine the traffic jam. My back is facing my wings. Working too long, immersed in hard work every day. Ideals support dreams and encourage you! 46. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning! Good morning! You were complained about sleeping last night! Pillows complain about your drooling, quilts complain about your dancing and stamping your feet, and sheets complain about your doodling maps. So, Duke Zhou sent me to investigate: Which beauty did you dream of last night? 48. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning! 49. I will give you 50 million yuan today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me (or kiss me) at any time. 50. Good morning, dear. Breakfast was made with raw materials in bed last night. 5 1. Sincere wishes are brought to you from afar. I wish you all the best and happiness. In my heart's garden, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. 53. Good morning, I hope you have a good mood today! 54. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. 55. I hope you have a nice day! 56. Sincere wishes are brought to you from afar. I wish you all the best and happiness. 57. Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Hello! 58. Are you tired, dear? It was really hard for you to run in my head all night last night. I envy you for knowing me so young. 60. Although I was dumbfounded by top student's grades, the speed at which I handed in my papers was absolutely dumbfounded. 6 1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat 62. The pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I changed from a brat to a big boy. 63. The best state of love is that before going out every day, you leave a big pile of money and say to me. Flowers! You don't love me if you can't spend it all today! ?

64. When I am rich, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat. 65. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up. 66. I will be a grass mud horse in my next life, showing two front teeth and running smartly on the green grassland. 67. You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground. 68. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either, okay? 69. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. 70. It is suggested that the chair used in class be replaced by a swivel chair that is the same as China's good voice. Students think the teacher speaks well and turn around to listen. 7 1. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it! 72. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood. 73. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not to mention iced tea. No, one more bottle. People who lose me will never lose. 74. Xiao San thanked you for taking away a man who was not worthy of Russian love, and Xiao Si thanked you for avenging Russia. 75. A woman's prince may be another woman's frog. 76. Don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books. 77. Do you know what a promise is? That is, what you say you like, your boyfriend immediately took out a stack of red tickets and stuffed them into your hand: buy them right away, right away! Don't wait. 78. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday. 79. The alarm clock only woke up my shell, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart. 80. I think it is a hooligan's behavior for a girl to say that she is cold when she is alone. 8 1. Many things are supported by eating, such as losing weight. 82. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn. 83. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him. 84. What is the most beautiful thing? I love you? But? You lost weight? .