Huai' an noisy bridal chamber is full of laughter.

A few years ago, the new house in Huai 'an was really on fire (between uncles and nephews), and several of them participated in it in recent years are not bad. I also saw a joke on the internet, I hope to adopt it!

"One scattered gold, two scattered silver, three scattered, three scattered three yuan auspicious, scattered four wishful, five scattered five sons entered the exam, six scattered six pairs, seven scattered seven sons and eight husbands, eight scattered eight immortals crossed the sea, nine scattered nine sons and ten scattered a hundred points, ten scattered I can't, you two sleep together!"

First, the new house hanging curtain:

"Red curtains mop the floor, and a pair of phoenixes come to nest;

The phoenix falls without treasure, and the Millennium daughter-in-law is the Millennium grandmother. "

"The red curtain is seven feet long with a pair of gold hooks hanging on both sides;

Among them, Youlong will play in the water, and there will be a champion next year. "

Second, grandma Quanfu made a new bed:

"Happy auspicious day, Tong Tong, who makes the bed;

Children's pond, children's pond, each generation is stronger than the next. "

"The new bed Silla, the bride and groom live long;

Congratulations to your family, spring is always there, and you will be rich and prosperous! "

Third, the groom welcomes the sedan chair:

"The gongs and drums are ringing in the sky, and the five-color color shed picks up new people;

The sun is shining, and generations of children jump the dragon gate. "

"I lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and held the jade fairy in my hand;

The golden branches and jade leaves have blossomed, and a small flower will be born next year. "

Five, point to swallow candles:

"The hand is several inches long, and it is inserted in the center of the furnace;

Today, the gods come to bless and give birth to a champion lang next year. "

"Candles are bright and a pair of red candles shine;

Snuff on the bald head and phoenix on the nose cigarette butt. "