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What is a royal car?

According to Shuo Wen Jie Zi, in ancient times, a bed was not only a place to sleep, but also a small conference room for meeting people and discussing things ("Bed, a place to sit ... in ancient times, sitting on a bed, hiding in several places, not hanging down ..."). As can be seen from Peacock Flying Southeast, many things happened in bed at that time. For example, after being forced home by Jiao Mu, a matchmaker came to the Liu family to propose marriage and sat on the bed. Finally, The Matchmaker Got Out of Bed/Nuo Nuo Fuer ... It is conceivable that if someone in the Northern and Southern Dynasties called you "Come to my bed tonight ..." Don't be stimulated, maybe he just invited you to play. Of course, some rural people in the north are still used to eating and smoking in bed, but it is actually a kang, not a bed. Lujiang County (now Anhui Province), where Peacock flies southeast, is close to the south and does not need Kang.

Today, a bed no longer has the meaning of "small meeting room", it has retreated from public space to personal space, and on the primary and secondary issues of its extension, there are also signs that "sleeping" has given way to "making love". Social workers once did a boring test, asking hundreds of subjects questions about the word "bed" to see what they would think of at first. The answers are "making love", "resting" and "watching TV", among which "making love" accounts for more than 85%. A recent invention contributed to the evolution of this language, saying that a bachelor in Changsha invented a "bed for sex" and obtained a national patent. The name on the patent certificate is "cantilever movable bedstead". Sleeping in a bed made of this bedstead makes sexual life more exciting, and many "rare sexual postures" have been successfully implemented or created.

In fact, sex beds are nothing new. Stephen Chow has been shown in the movie Detective Omi. Even a thousand years ago, it took shape. At that time, Emperor Yang Di liked to pick up girls, but he was too tired to have sex. So the doctor He Chou presented a "royal female car" to provide mechanical power for the spread of dragon species. In principle, I estimate that the royal car is a transmission device made of an eccentric wheel and several connecting rod gears. In the information age, the royal female car can be programmed and designed more modularized and humanized by single chip microcomputer, just as the washing machine is divided into several processes: soaking, washing, rinsing and dewatering. I heard that the sample of the bed is being produced in a factory affiliated to a university, and it is expected to be on the market soon.

People need a high-quality life, and I believe this kind of bed has a market prospect. Since some hotels have introduced waterbeds, it is necessary to introduce fun beds. In a market economy, product diversification is normal. What I am worried about is that if there is a quality problem in the bed during work, it will be difficult for consumers to describe the fault when the after-sales service personnel come to the door.