The much-needed labor sketch script

A: If all the girls give a love, how beautiful the lonely boy will be. He can't sleep.

Hey, hey, what are you doing? In the middle of the night, no one is allowed to sleep. This is a new society. How could the old society exploit the working people? Cockcrow still exists in the middle of the night! What's more, the sound is not as good as a chicken crowing! What's the matter, brother sleeping in the upper bunk? Is there any trouble? Tell me!

A: Stop it. This is for women. No! A girl, to be exact! Blow again!

B: Blow again! What number is this? Gongcheng Tian Liang can't compete with you. I think you're catching up with Hanamichi Sakuragi. I mean, isn't it a woman? Without her, male compatriots can't live?

C: Exactly! Or our housemaster wants to open it. Now, if you have no money, you can't find a girlfriend. Besides, our dormitory is poor. Be smart, don't let girls drink northwest breeze with us!

D: I'm dizzy! It's good to have northwest wind to drink! At least you can draw cakes to satisfy your hunger. The most terrible thing is whether there is a northwest wind to drink. That's still a problem! Why bother about a woman! But then again, what caused the peacock to fly southeast this time? Last time, it seemed that you were very unmanly, and the more you looked, the more you looked like an old lady.

A: What's wrong with the old lady? Does this mean that I am extraordinary? Fully proved that sentence!

C: what a sentence!

Are half men women?

God, you're still proud, aren't you? You have disgraced our dormitory! What about this time! And for what! No money or no color?

A: This time, it's my appearance! She said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from a distance, Ceng Zhiwei from the left and Zhao Chuan from the right. I am simply a "four misfits".

C: Cough! Just say you are ugly!

A: Doesn't it hurt your self-esteem? I am a little ugly, but I am gentle!

B: I don't see tenderness. With your ugly strength, you can catch up with those monkeys in Huaguoshan!

C: If only he were a monkey! What's the big deal about ugliness? This is a big deal. Change a handsome boy and charm the MM in our school! : By the way, introduce some to my buddies!

D: I don't want MM or ONLINE. I choose the latter. I'm not interested in mm.

Don't always criticize me! Yes, the new year is coming! What's your plan?

B: Sleep! See my fairy sister in my dream! Real life is too hypocritical. I really regret talking about it. In my eyes, everyone is like a lonely ghost. I just didn't see it, and I didn't mind. I went to deliver water with my fairy sister in my dream!

C: Chef, I'm not talking about you. You always sleep, eat and eat. You are not fat. Isn't it a waste of national food? Can you afford an aunt in our school canteen? Seriously, we have to do something! It's the end of the year, so many activities, don't you value any of them?

I want to go to the welcome party of our school! I heard that there are many smart girls, and maybe I can get one or two with my charm!

A: Who said she was not interested in MM just now? This time, I immediately changed my mind! It is really "a man's heart, the bottom of the sea is deep."

B: Aren't you illiterate? It's a pity that you have been studying for 2 years. How can you speak so badly? What do you mean by "a man's heart is deep under the sea"? The correct statement is "a woman's heart is deep under the sea". Guess what?

D: the lesson of the head nurse is! I have an idea! Why don't we go out to a restaurant on New Year's Eve? Let's enjoy the taste of a five-star hotel, shall we?

A: What? Get a room outside, just a few big men.

What are you yelling about? Don't call the dormitory manager, I haven't seen anything, make a fuss, old-fashioned

C: I think this proposal is ok. Anyway, most of us spend Christmas alone, and the four bachelors have to find something to do! I don't think staying in a hotel is enough, because we should have a big meal first. How about eating hot pot?

D: stop it. My mouth is watering now.

B: it's worthless. It's a hot pot! If you have two more bottles of wine, will you get up for dinner right away? Just know to eat!

A: Chief! Can I bring my family?

B: The money was paid by you and your family, so it can't be charged to the singles' foursome!

I see, of course!

B: It is too late. I have to get up early tomorrow!

C: do morning exercises!

D: when will it be ready?

B: Why don't you say you don't remember anything? Six o'clock!

A: Chief! When will you do it?

Why are you shouting? Go to hell!

B: Six o'clock! Stop talking and go to bed!

Boss, I don't think anyone should sleep.

B: What's the matter?

I just looked at my watch. It's already 5: 60!

Tert-butyl: Ah! Get up! Do exercises!

A: Do exercises! What a bitter life!

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