Han Han has the most classic quotations.

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1. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people. That's how everyone follows the trend. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the big mouth party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at the people there.

The most irrefutable sentence I have said in my life is that the quilt need not be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but this is also the first time to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.

If this era can produce all talents, it is the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.

6. the trend can only wait, but it can't catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

7. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.

8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thoughts.

9. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

10. I don't like being trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.

1 1. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.

13. It's hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecation.

14. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is just delicious and suddenly robbed, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, others can see it at a glance.

16. I am good at math, physics, Chinese and English. My music and sports computer is zero, and I can't even turn it on. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over eighteen still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really a failure of education.

18. Math is being done, and I have been doing it until I find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

19. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

20. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is your face.

2 1. In the process of fighting SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?

22. There is no standard to judge whether an article is good or not when the sentences are fluent and few typos affect reading. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, or would make many revisions.

23. One year, when the school paid tuition fees, it forcibly overcharged 100 yuan on the grounds that the parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built.

24. Chinese has two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.

25. I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. He is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profound and explicit swearing.

26. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed by my article. They asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!

The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

28, math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?

29. Seven red lights illuminate my future.

I think it's time for more and more celebrities to perform here and express their condolences. I should go, too.

3 1, I am a big piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

32. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write such a thing as "Ah, our splendid bridge".

33. After dropping out of school, I have a well-thought-out plan. In May, I promoted the release of "Triple Gate" in Shanghai, signed books among my peers, and went to Tibet with several companions in the summer vacation ... I locked myself at home in the last few months of the year and wrote the experience of the year.

34. When nervous people speak, what they forget is not the content, but the transition. They don't know what they are talking about. Two sentences that have no causal relationship can actually be strung together with "so".

35. A family is like a mountain. Both sides should climb desperately, and only one person can stand on it. More importantly, home is like a mountain, and it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate. Usually, men will use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.

When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. You can often see ugly men holding beautiful women.

We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.

38. Shanghai beauties always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, and rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.

39. A city is like a woman. What I see during the day is just a face full of makeup, and I can see her face after makeup removal at night. That's true.

40. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

-The third person is at minus one degree.

4 1. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but it was also the first to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

-Three "Personal Information"

42. The trend can only wait but can't catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the railway station. Stay at the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

-"hair" at MINUS one degree

43. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

44. Han Han: "A group of people who have made no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic."

45. Every altar is an altar at the end, and every circle is a wreath at the end.

46. The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. Dragging dozens is low, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.

-Han Han, Triple Gate

47. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise.

48. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.

-Han Han, Triple Gate

49. The country's famous source of persecution of students.

-Han Han

Han Han talks about Haidian District, Beijing.

50. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into lines, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into lines.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.

5 1. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.

52. The so-called great pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of enrollment.

53. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.

54. The ancestors were also very poor. Many times, they quote many of their words, not because they respect them, but because they happen to think of what they think, and use these words to refute or criticize a person who is different from what they think.

-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, Language Issues.

55. There is a big difference between owing money to others and owing human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person pays it back.

56. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman in the trip, so that they will never achieve internal unity.

57. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of good-looking girls, because when good-looking girls are spoiled, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts. Is it worth it? If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry.

58. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.

The difference between us is that she asked me to smoke cigars from now on, saying that although I have no money to buy PRADA's clothes, I can smoke cigars first.

It makes me a little aristocratic when I start smoking. I tried it once and found that cigars are much bigger than cigarettes. According to the smoking method of cigarettes, one cigarette is finished.

My cheek hurts. I said, "I really can't do it. Holding a cigar in this alley will make people laugh to death. "

She said, "You are doomed not to enter the upper class."

I haven't figured this out yet. Why are those people who are obviously dirty called upper class together?

-Quoted from "The Ideal City"

60. Our room has no furniture. This is mainly because there are no girls. Girls always like to do something different.

The face of the future. Wang Chao moved in, too. We welcome it very much, because Wang Chao said that his family's economic situation is relatively rich, so he has to bear 200 yuan.

Last month. Because he paid the most, we gave him the biggest room, that is the living room. For us, there are no two rooms, one living room and one bathroom.

There are only three bedrooms and a bathroom. If someone is willing to pay 50 yuan, I will be happy to rent the kitchen to him. If this

Well, uncle Jian and I sleep in two bedrooms for 150 a month, and they sleep in the living room and kitchen for 150.

-Quoted from "The Ideal City"

6 1. The atmosphere is different. Don't really think that you are a blessing from heaven. 10 years ago, college students were still popular, but those people were already peerless masters.

Yes

One night, when I was drunk, I asked Lei Zi how to kiss a girl. Lei Zi was silent for a long time. I thought he was asleep, but Lei Zi's answer finally came, saying "Come on, let's be silent together", then "Close your eyes when you are silent" and then "You are beautiful when you are silent". Can I have a closer look? "That would be great. This kind of kissing with psychological suggestion later became my unique skill to shake the mountain and tiger. I tried it every time, but unfortunately it was not with my original girlfriend. This is another story. -Excerpt from "One degree below zero-Silence together"

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