What the comedian Ye Cheng said.

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Ye Cheng: Bao Xiaojin's shop.

Wen Song: Start doing morning exercises.

Ye Cheng: Let's use the greatest enthusiasm.

Wen Song: Welcome the brand-new.

Ye Cheng and Wen Song: One day.

Ye Cheng: I am the best in sales. ?

Wen Song: I am the best at selling.

Ye Cheng: I am the best in sales.

Wen Song: I am the best at selling.

Ye Cheng: I am the strongest. ?

Wen Song: I am the best.

Ye Cheng: I am the best. Wen Song: I am the best. ?

Ye Cheng: Strong and powerful.

Wen Song: Great, great. ?

Ye Cheng: Strong and powerful.

Wen Song: Great, great.

Ye Cheng: Strong and powerful.

Wen Song: Great, great.

Two, 20 1803 13 Song Xiaofeng, Ya Dan, Ye Cheng's comedy "show the boat" script.

Song Xiaofeng: Oh, no, here comes the chairman.

Ye Cheng: How?

Ya Dan: What are you doing back?

Song Xiaofeng: When the chairman comes, if you know we are playing a prank, you will lose your job.

Ya Dan: Why do you care so much? Let you send money to send money.

Song Xiaofeng: Come on, come on, keep pretending.

Ya Dan: Leave you quickly. On this day, alas, hello, Chairman.

Fan Tie: Ya Dan, I feel sorry for your loss.

Ya Dan: Madam President, first of all, let me apologize. It doesn't matter.

Fan Tie: How can this portrait stay and hang here?

Ya Dan: Come out.

Ye Cheng: I'm coming. Stop. You are the chairman, aren't you? I'm telling you, I blame you for not having grandchildren.

Ya Dan: Oh, Dad, Chairman, the thing is, the old man is old, and he is anxious to have grandchildren. I didn't go home for two months, so I was anxious and told a lie.

Fan Tie: Oh, nothing is great, uncle. It's my fault. So, I make a decision and book you three tickets to Sanya for one month. I'll take care of everything, okay?

Wang Long: Oh, great.

Ye Cheng: Are you in charge of the stepmother?

Fan Tie: This matter is beyond my control.

Ye Cheng: Well, at first glance, you are a big boss, and you are extravagant.

Song Xiaofeng: Wait a minute, here we are.

Ya Dan: Why did you come back?

Song Xiaofeng: It's a gift from my uncle.

Ye Cheng: What gift, a flower basket?

Song Xiaofeng: Yes.

Ye Cheng: What's this?

Song Xiaofeng: This is an elegiac couplet. If you don't have a name, write your own.

Ye Cheng: I will kill you.

Ya Dan: Dad, Dad, stop it.

Extended data:

Performance experience:

In 2007, in the National Farmers' Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Send a Play" played the paraplegic old man "Cheng Shuanzi".

In 2008, he played the role of "deaf three" in the sketch "Chinese New Year" of the Spring Festival Gala of Liaoning TV Station, and played the role of "grandfather" in the costume comedy "Ascension to Heaven Today" in the same year. ?

In 2009, he played "Zong Er" in CCTV's annual drama "Mr. Kanto". In the same year, he participated in the national tour of "Liu Laogen's Big Stage-Laughing Over 2009", and received many performances because of his outstanding performance in the national tour. After the national tour in the first half of the year, he was selected by director Zhang Yimou to participate in the filming of Three Guns Surprise. At the end of the year, he played "Liu Zhao" in the movie "Surprise with Three Guns". ?

20 10 played the role of "Da Chengzi", the head of the fan group and the deputy director of the Crying Association, in the sketch "Crazy Fan Group" of the Spring Festival Gala of Liaoning TV Station. In April, he participated in the film the legendary swordsman with Master Zhao Benshan, playing "malei Zi". ?

20 1 1 Played the boss of the hype company in the sketch "Crazy hype group" of Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala, and played the role of Dachengzi.