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Crosstalk script: (Crosstalk) "Red Face" lines

Author: Yan Deming

A: My long-term research has found that people are better when they are young.

Aren't you talking nonsense? This still needs to be studied?

A: The best age should be about fifteen or sixteen to twenty-five.

B: Yes, this age is a wonderful period from adolescence to adulthood.

A: But I also found that this age group should be divided into two stages, one is before 18 years old; The other is 18 to 2056 years old.

B: What's the difference?

Yes, too many.

How can we do that?

What happened when you were 15, 16, 18, 19?

B: (blushing, pretending) I'm embarrassed to say.

What's so shameful about this?

B: To tell the truth, when I was eighteen, I fell in love with a female classmate. I secretly loved her for two years and found that she didn't like me at all.

A: So it's your wishful thinking!

B: That's right, so I'm embarrassed to say it. What a pity!

A: What's the big deal? At that time, it belonged to the era of "love seeds". Boys didn't fall in love, and whose girls didn't fall in love? This is a very normal phenomenon.

B: Well, it seems that you have a similar "encounter" at this time?

A: That's not true. I think, when I was young, I was a famous "Prince Charming".

B: Just blow. In this way, you are still a "prince charming". If people don't call you "black-faced Bao Gong", they will be polite to you!

A: Don't tell me that I was really "awesome". Generally, my favorite female classmates are also liked by others.

B: Just blow. You're not afraid to brag.

A: Really, I fell in love with a female classmate in our class when I was in the third grade. She is beautiful, really more beautiful than the seven fairies.

She likes you too?

A: Isn't it? When people are in class, they sometimes look back secretly.

B: That's it, people will come back to see you?

A: She always looks back at my classmate Pan Xiaojiang, a beautiful young man sitting behind me. I was just moved by his light, and my eyes were full.

I'm telling you! With your sly eyes, which lesbian learned to love you?

A: Yes, I was angry at that time! I thought, how can you have such a beautiful female classmate as Pan Xiaojiang? Besides, none of my favorite female classmates like me. I wanted to find a chance to talk to others, but they left without looking at me.

B: Exactly! So you don't have any ideas?

Yes, I can't wait to take care of that boy every day.

What happened?

I had the boy clean it up.

Why is this happening?

A: When I was in the second grade of junior high school, I gave some gifts to my teacher and tried my best to sit at the same table with that female classmate. In class in summer, she wore a sleeveless dress, which made me crazy and didn't even listen to the class. Suddenly, the teacher called my name: "XX, you are not listening to my class, you have been watching. What is there to see? "

B: Yes, you don't attend classes. Why are you always looking at her?

A: At that time, my face turned red at once. Fortunately, she didn't notice anything around me.

It's nothing. Then why are you blushing?

When you are in class, does your teacher ask you to put your hands on the table?

B: Really? What happened? What's wrong with that?

A: Exactly! You see, her sitting posture leans forward slightly, and through the cuffs, I can see her newly developed small and straight breasts at a glance.

You looked where you shouldn't have!

A: Later, when I was in the third grade, it was very hot one day. The beautiful woman slept at the same table, and her collar hung down and disappeared. I took a look.

Look at you. You don't study hard. No wonder those with poor grades always fail. So you haven't been looking at that place all day.

A: Suddenly, the beautiful woman at the same table woke up and asked me, "Were you looking at me just now?" I said, "Yes!" She asked again, "See?" I said, "Yes." She asked again, "What color?" I said, "Pink." Pan Xiaojiang, a classmate behind me, gave me a hard punch.

You deserve it! Who told you to peek again?

A: I remember when I was a freshman, I cleaned the classroom with her. She stood on the platform and wiped the table. When I was sweeping under the podium, I raised my broom and lifted her skirt.

B: It's a good time for you to publicize.

A: When I was a sophomore, I lived on campus. On the campus road, I met a senior high school girl. She is a day student and we know each other very well. After meeting, she punched me in the chest and said, "Long time no see!" At that time, my reaction was to punch her in the chest, and my fist had been hit. Suddenly I felt something was wrong and my face turned red with a swish!

No, that's great! Calm down.

A: Don't tell me, it's interesting!

With your careful machine, how could I not know?

A: When I was in senior three, I went swimming in the swimming pool one day. I swam farthest in deep water with several male classmates, and there was no money to buy goggles at that time. I plunged in with my eyes closed and swam desperately forward. Suddenly I felt something smooth and warm sticking to my face. I don't know, but I keep walking and I'm stuck. Then I touched my hand up and realized that I was stuck in a "beautiful" file, and that "beautiful" was slammed.

B: How dare you "drill" anywhere!

A: She was underwater and couldn't hear the sound on the water. I guess she should scream. But I felt that I was hit by countless "Foshan shadowless legs" on my back, and then I was pushed to the bottom of the pool by her. My stomach was close to the bottom of the pool and I drank several mouthfuls of water.

B: It serves you right, who told you to "drill" everywhere!

A: I was too scared to surface immediately. I was afraid of being hit by Mei Mei, so I tried to swim some distance with my breath in my mouth before sneaking up. I almost fainted that time.

B: Why doesn't God have eyes and drown this kind of "goods"? Still leave such a scourge?

A: I looked around later, but fortunately there were many people and it was very lively. No one looked at me, and I didn't find the "Meimei" who kicked me. However, when I went back later, my back ached for several days.

You deserve it! It's cheaper if you drown without a quilt!

A: Another time, there was a sudden rainstorm one day, which later turned into a continuous moderate to heavy rain. I didn't go to school at home because I was ill. Suddenly someone knocked at the door. At first glance, they are two female students who have a good relationship. They went home after cleaning on duty, and when they were caught in a rainstorm, they came to my house to borrow an umbrella. God, a Boba, an airport, after being soaked in rain, is really terrible, just like being naked. I think my eyes must have been breathing fire, and my two "beautiful" faces were red.

B: I think you are going to die!

A: There is also the final exam, and I am still studying hard before the exam. In order not to cheat, we were asked to put all our schoolbags on the platform. As a result, after I put my schoolbag in front, I suddenly remembered that the pen was still in my schoolbag. Suddenly turned around, the girl behind ran into it. This is tight, and it happens to be summer. I feel all the main parts of her body clearly, and I think she is the same. Two people blush like pig liver. As a result, this course still failed.

I don't think you passed either. Why else do you always fail?

A: Another morning, I asked a female classmate for an assignment. She asked me to take it myself. As soon as I opened her schoolbag, a pack of sanitary napkins fell out! My face ...

Are you still popular? You're almost a dead face.

A: Don't just hear about me! I heard that you had many "stories" when you first joined the work!

B: Ha ha, really, my "story" is no less than yours!

A: That's good. Tell me, let's have fun!

B: One day, our company went out to organize activities, and all participants had to sign in. I sit behind the sign-in desk next to the door, responsible for registration. When Mei Mei came in, he came over and wrote his name on the table. When I looked at it, my upper body was almost 90 degrees from the desktop, and my collar hung low, so I could see everything in a glance and it was empty!

A: Wow! Now it's time for you to have a good time!

B: But she immediately realized something, stood up and walked away like lightning. She may have realized that spring has leaked out and left without even saying hello.

A: It's also a feast for your eyes.

Once, my boss and secretary and I went out to have dinner with guests. When getting off the bus, the guest and the boss walked in front, the female secretary walked behind, and I was behind. Suddenly I found that the zipper of the back skirt of the female secret book was wide open, revealing a lot of red underwear inside.

Wow, are you excited now?

Yes, I almost fainted. Finally, I'm almost there. I can't and I can't explain it to her. I was afraid of bad things, so I pretended to bump into her, took the opportunity to hold her and tidy her skirt, making me sweat all over!

A: You are good at "learning from Lei Feng"!

B: One day, a beautiful colleague of my company and I rode bicycles across Guanghua Bridge. Because the bridge was steep, I reached out and pushed her on my back, but it took me a lot of effort to untie her bra. ...

A: You didn't do well in learning from Lei Feng this time!

B: Yes, doing well with good intentions becomes doing bad things.

People think you are up to no good!

In summer, I often go to shopping centers and specialty stores. Of course, you can meet many beautiful people. But there are exceptions Someone called me once. As soon as I turned around, my arm felt something was wrong. As soon as I saw it, I hit a "beautiful" chest. I blushed, and her face was redder. I feel dizzy. There is nothing wrong with her except ugliness! I washed my arms at home and stayed up all night!

A: Come on, just like you, it's strange that people don't take a shower when they go back! Do you still think others are ugly?

B: Once, my beautiful colleague and I rode a tricycle to work. When we got off the bus, someone was waiting to take our tricycle. After we got off the bus, two men quickly got on the bus and jumped up.

A: What's the matter?

B: Those two people don't feel right sitting there. Why is the seat so wet? It's all blood when you touch it. The beautiful colleague next to me immediately ran as white as paper. I was afraid that the two men would give me trouble, so I ran after her, leaving the two big men to swear.

You must have done something wrong!

B: Heaven and earth conscience, I have been wronged! And I'm often wronged. No, once, when I got off the bus, I stepped on the beautiful long skirt in front, and she almost fell down. Little ass immediately showed it. What beautiful underwear and sexy ass! Of course, there is a gentle slap!

A: You are not wronged!

But I didn't mean to!

That deserves your luck!

B: Another day, I was lying in my office chair reading a magazine, and Meimei came to borrow my magazine. At that time, she was wearing a miniskirt, and my angle was just right, so I said I wouldn't borrow it and argued with her for a long time. Finally, she found my eyes staring at her legs, blushing and running away. After work, I put the magazine on her seat and put a note in it. In the afternoon, she invited me to McDonald's for dinner.

A: What does it say?

B: The contents of the note are confidential!