Which prawn told me about the five spring couplets?

First line: Mishi Hutong has 30,000 volumes of books;

Second line: The head of the Ministry of Households has filled the vacancy for a thousand years.

This couplet is a door couplet inscribed by Li Ciming himself.

The first line: The best place to escape the summer heat is the deep bamboo courtyard;

The second line: The mysterious little Bupleurum for treating colds.

First line: Unicorn.

Second line: Flounder.

First line: The bird's nest has been covered with eggs.

Second line: Mr. Yan Lei is a bad guy.

First line: A girl is born with a beautiful appearance.

Second line: Master Ksitigarbha has a lustful mind.

First line: God has given me beauty.

Second line: Ksitigarbha, you are so beautiful.

First line: Water shield perch has a loyal heart towards the party.

Second line: Guibietan Pills for kidney deficiency.

The first couplet: The old man pushing the cart has five guarantees;

The second couplet: The seventh-rank official of the prime minister's family.

First couplet: The wind combs the jade willow's thousand-strand hair.

Second line: Boiled cabbage costs two cents.

First couplet: Jiuding Guanshan’s eternal history.

Second line: A pot of boiling water costs two cents.

The first line: Two computers are connected to disks;

The second line: A heart of ice is in a jade pot.

First line: Lenovo computers sell for more than 6,000 yuan;

Second line: Commemorating the 100th anniversary of Bing Xin’s birth.

First couplet: Heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs.

Second line: Our ancestors had no virtue, and all of you left behind are like stupid pigs.

First couplet: Cultivate oneself, harmonize the family, govern the country and bring peace to the world. My way is consistent.

Second line: Good food, drunkenness, gambling, money and whoring are all four virtues.

First couplet: A drunken guest with flowers by the tree.

Second couplet: Kinoshita Tokichiro

Selected ancient pairs:

Gongsun Chou;

The great master.

——The scholar Weng Zugeng said the first sentence, and the boy answered the next sentence. Weng said yes, but the boy said, I am right about your name: "Gongzu Geng" vs. "Gongsun Chou".

Sun Xingzhe;

Hu Shizhi.

——Chen Yinke presided over the Tsinghua University entrance examination and published the first couplet. Those who want to take the exam can read the following couplets. At that time, the best couplets were "Zu Chongzhi" or "Wang Yinzhi".

The old man is in trouble;

The wandering orioles are next to each other.

——"Four Chapters of Couplets": I saw a couplet in a house, and the couplet said that its neighbor on the left was a stable, and its neighbor on the right was a brothel

The sound of chickens could be heard through the fog;

Dragon Qi becomes a cloud.

——It is said that when Wen Bao was four years old, he wrote the following sentence to his father

riding his father on a horse;

hoping that his son would become a dragon.

——When Xie Jin was young, his father took him to take the scholar examination. There were many people at the door, so his father asked him to ride on his shoulders and mock the examiner with the above sentences, while Xie Jin responded with the following sentences.

A gust of wind and thunderstorm;

The two dynasties were brothers.

——Su Dongpo to the Liao Dynasty Envoy (1)

Four Poems of Elegance; (Su Dongpo)

Three lights, the sun, the moon and the stars. (Envoy to Liao)

——Su Dongpo to Envoy to Liao (2)

One Jin, Han, Zhao and Wei;

Three lights, sun, moon and stars.

Nine chapters of Pythagorean string;

Three lights, sun, moon and stars.

Six meridians, cunguanchi;

Three lights, sun, moon and stars.

Three-yuan solution;

The four seasons are summer, autumn and winter.

——Ji Xiaolan to a certain eunuch

Four poems in ode to elegance; (Wang Anshi)

Three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou. (Liu Gong’s father)

——Wang Anshi to Liu Gong’s father

Three-star brandy;

The yellow plum sky in May.

——A hotel association in Shanghai before liberation

Xun Minghe under the sun;

Lu Shilong in the clouds.

——"Rixia" refers to the capital city of Luoyang, and "Yunjian" refers to the ancient name of Songjiang County (Huating) in Shanghai, the hometown of Lu Yun (Shilong) in the Western Jin Dynasty.

Lightning skies and fire;

Smoke rises from the kiln.

A bent arm;

The seven orifices are as strong as the heart.

——The people of Chu in the Qing Dynasty were awarded the "Jianhu Collection"

(It is said that the Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang inspected the Imperial College incognito and saw lotus roots on the case, so he issued a couplet order. A Jiangxi student heard a saying in the forest that "the seven orifices are better than the dry heart". Taizu greatly praised it and gave it an official explanation: The lotus root is white, slightly curved, and porous, so it is compared to the arm of the beautiful lady Xi Shi. The lotus root is porous, so the heart of Bigan, a loyal minister of the Yin Dynasty, is used as a metaphor. It is said that Bigan's heart has a "bent" shape, and the "seven orifices" are apt metaphors for describing the shapes and colors. . )

Eel blood yellow soil;

Mutton fat white jade sky.

The cup contains Tai Chi;

The universe is pregnant in the belly.

——Qing Dynasty Wei Yuan was nine years old when he took the boy's examination. The county magistrate pointed out that the Tai Chi picture on the teacup was the first couplet. At that time, Wei Yuan was carrying two pieces of wheat cakes, and suddenly he had an idea and wrote the second couplet to each other.

The rain beats the faucet clams;

The wind beats the cranesbill fish.

——An old Jinshi saw the child prodigy Wu Bangtai touching clams in the rain in Longtou River, and wrote the first couplet, and Wu wrote the second couplet

Smoke rose from the water;

Poetry comes from the belly.

——Qi Baishi quit smoking hookah

The smoke locks the willows in the pond;

The gun town Haicheng Tower.

——The upper and lower couplets both contain gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the Five Elements couplet

The ox lies on the green grass;

The gray rabbit guards the white grass.

Confucius was born in a boat;

Light dances in Hanzhong.

——Ming Dynasty Lin Daqin to the Fisherman

(In a certain year, Lin Daqin was sent to Hubei as an examiner. He planned to cross the Han River in the evening, but there was no boat. There happened to be a fisherman among the reeds. Coming in a small boat, Lin asked for the ferry, and showed his identity as the examiner. He pointed to the small hole in the stern and laughed out the couplet. Confucius was a "sage" who was born in 551 BC, in the late Spring and Autumn Period. (generally known as weekend). And "Confucius" also means holes, which is a pun. Suddenly, dark clouds gathered, thunder rumbled, and a flash of light flew from the other side of the Han River. Lin had an idea and responded to the second line. Guangwu is the title of the founding year of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At the end of the Western Han Dynasty, Wang Mang usurped power, causing a peasant uprising, and Liu Xiu proclaimed himself emperor after revolting. This couplet also uses a double entendre, with Zhou (Zhou) and Wu (Wu) having the same pronunciation. Different words, forming a wonderful couplet)

Snow is thinning and the lion is thin;

The moon is full and the rabbit is fat.

——Tang Bohu

Peanuts and ground beans;

Hero tree red cotton.

——"Peanuts" are peanuts, which are called "ground beans" in some places in Guangdong; "Hero Tree" is "red cotton". "Sheng, tree" has both parts of speech and can be used as nouns and verbs.

Chiang Zhongzheng is in the right position;

Zhou Enlai and Xu Lai.

——In 1948, the Kuomintang government elected the first "president" and nominated Chiang Kai-shek and Ju Zheng as candidates. After Chiang Kai-shek was elected, Shanghai's "Iron Newspaper" wrote a couplet about this matter. The name "Ju Zheng" in the couplet was used as both an action and a word. "Xu Lai" was a movie star before the Anti-Japanese War.

The four heroes, Yang Luluo;

The fifth son, Zhou Cheng, Zhu Zhang.

The five tones go up and in;

The four seasons are spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Lao She and Lao Xiang Fengzi;

Hu Feng and Hu Kao Longsheng.

——During the Anti-Japanese War, among the writers in Chongqing, Lao She praised Fengzi a lot, while Hu Feng deeply loved Gao Longsheng’s paintings and often made some textual research and comments on people. Mao Dun wrote this couplet based on the scene.

The night moon shines on the universe;

The spring night is powerful.

Thatched cottage is a Chinese character with closed doors;

Youzhai opens the window for reading.

Is it etiquette for a son to sit and his father to stand?

It is the right to help a weak sister-in-law and an uncle.

——When Jie Jin was a child in the Ming Dynasty, the old man passed by his house, and his father held Jin in his arms and placed him on a chair. The old man came out with the previous sentence, and Xie Jin used the idioms in "Mencius" as a counterpoint.

A ten-year-old child works as a horse coach;

Long live the emperor sits in the Dragon Court.

——The child prodigy skillfully played against Zhu Yuanzhang

Three rustics tested the old man;

The princes of five families played the pipa.

Thousand-year-old trees are used as clothes hangers;

The Yangtze River is used as a bathtub.

——When Xie Jin was young, he took a bath with his father in the river. His father hung his clothes on an old tree by the river and uttered the previous sentence. Xie Jin's next sentence corresponds to it

The clouds fly and the moon moves across the sky without moving;

The water and the sand roll down on the ground without moving.

The five elements are metal, wood, water, fire and earth;

The four princes and uncles are male.

Shang Jiao Weiyu in Qiyin Palace;

Five things, appearance, words, sight, hearing and thoughts.

The dogs bark and the bamboo fence sells wine;

The crane follows the moss bank and washes the monks.

The general fought a bloody battle in the Yellow Desert;

The young man danced drunkenly in Luoyang Street.

——Wang Shizhen versus his teacher

The sun under the water is the sun in the sky;

The person in your eyes is the person in front of you.

——Download the volume of "Guitian Lu" by Ouyang Xiu of Song Dynasty. Kou Zhun, the prime minister of the Northern Song Dynasty, came up with the first couplet and was unable to respond for a moment. Yang Danian stared at Kou Zhun's eyes, thought about it for a while, and then came up with the second couplet.

The spout comes out of the waist of the white tin pot;

The red copper locks have whiskers growing inside.

——Dang Nuqiao confronts Du Mu

A person who does not die in old age is a thief;

Lefu’s destiny returns to ridicule.

——The first couplet is from "The Analects of Confucius" and the second couplet is from Tao Qian's "Returning Letters"

Pushing out the moon behind closed doors;

Throwing stones to break open the sky under the water .

——According to Ming Dynasty Feng Menglong's "Eternal Words to Awaken the World: Su Xiaomei's Three Difficult Grooms"

Wool pen writes on white deer paper;

Horse hoof knife cuts yellow cowhide .

——A cobbler in the Ming Dynasty told Gao Ao

There were fish umbrellas in the pond;

There were lice nests in the cotton quilt.

——The beggar's clever encounter with Zhu Zhishan

The two ends are Chuanxin Store;

The three sides face the river and the stilt houses.

——Liu Shiliang to Mr. Wang

Thousands of ingots of ink hang down from the honey locust;

Ba Jiao rolls a book diagonally.

——Hua Hongshan, a bachelor of the Qing Dynasty, went to North Korea as an envoy. The king of North Korea wrote the above sentence, and Hua responded with the following sentence

You can’t pick the fairy peaches in the painting;

The flowers in the pen dream of the future.

——Tao An to his uncle Tao Huxi

The tiger skin mattress covers the Taishi chair;

The number one scholar is written in rabbit hair.

——Dai Dabin to the Chief Secretary

The color of the trees beside the ridge is windy and cold;

The sound of rain on the rocks carries the sound of autumn rain.

——The old monk asked about the Song Dynasty

Businessmen from the north and the south came to the north and the south;

Pawn shops in the east and west to pawn things.

Nanxiong Meiguan Wuyuan Cave;

Dongguan Tea Mountain Qinghe Bay.

——The place name is a coincidence

A heavy load of mud blocks the road;

The trackers on both sides of the strait returned with smiles.

——Ming Dynasty Tang Yin to the farmer

(It is said that Tang Yin was admiring the scenery on the field ridge when he suddenly saw an old farmer walking towards him carrying a load of river mud because the field ridge was too narrow. , someone must give way. The old farmer made a counterargument, saying that if you are right, I will give way, if you are not right, you will make way. The meaning of the first couplet is very clear, that is, a load of river mud blocks your way, which is a good thing for men in ancient times. "Chongni" is homophonic to "Zhongni", which is Confucius. Zilu was a student of Confucius, with a reckless temperament and extraordinary courage. Confucius often advised him (see "The Analects of Confucius·Advanced"), so the sentence also contains Confucius' dissuade. After hearing this, Tang Yin was stunned for a long time, unable to accept it, so he had to give way. Later, when he went out to visit friends, he met a group of trackers walking back, talking and laughing. Suddenly, he was inspired and wrote the second line with a pun. The superficial meaning of the second line is that the trackers returned home with smiles on their faces, and "trackers" are homophonic to "Qing Fu", a powerful traitor in the Lu State in the Spring and Autumn Period. The so-called "Qing Fu is not dead, Lu is still in trouble" refers to Yan Hui. Confucius's disciple is known as "Fusheng", so the whole sentence also implies that the power of the Lu State mocked the sages of Confucius. Although the couplet describes the immediate situation, it also implies the historical story of the Lu State, which is a wonderful dilemma. Yes, what a coincidence.

The deer in the quiet stream are still quiet;

The clouds in the deep trees do not know the birds.

——Wang Er Liequ said to the old man.

The lotus leaf is like a plate and it is difficult to store water;

The pomegranate flower is like fire but does not produce smoke.

——Tao An greets guests

The Yellow Flower Festival welcomes the Yellow Flower Girl;

The White Horse Camp welcomes the White Horse Man.

The green water of the Yellow River turns three or three times;

The purple sea and green mountains make six or six turns.

——Chen Lanbin, a Jinshi of the Qing Dynasty, went to Japan as an envoy in the fourth year of Guangxu's reign. The Japanese Prime Minister wrote the first couplet with the name of the Nine Songs in the Central Plains Loop, and Chen wrote the second couplet with the 36-turn red lake rockery in the back garden of the Japanese Prime Minister.

Changde's mountains are virtuous;

Changsha has no water, no sand.

——This combination uses "roller shutter grid" and requires two place names. No one can get it right for a long time. The second couplet was corrected by the Qing Dynasty.

How can you say that a dog can deceive a tiger?

How can you know that a fish cannot turn into a dragon?

——Yu Qian Qiaoqiao said

It is really fun to shoot tigers in short clothes;

Fishing turtles with long poles is the most forgetful thing.

There is no lamp in front of the temple and the moon shines;

The mountain gate is not locked until the clouds seal it.

In the green fields, cattle find grass;

In golden mountains and forests, horses know the way.

——In the Spring Festival of 1983, CCTV’s Spring Festival couplet, the upper and lower sentences are the names of people in the literary and art circles, and the parallelism is neat and appropriate

The frogs on the threshold are like tigers;

The earthworms in the ditch look like dragons.

Hengmen child's utensil;

Hanyuan immortal's brocade intestines.

——Sun Zhongyi’s clever response to Su Dongpo

The reflection of dew flowers on Liu Sanbian;

The fragrance of osmanthus is Zhang Jiucheng.

——The pair of names of Li Qingzhao in the Song Dynasty

The son of the Red Emperor, beheaded the white snake; (Yu Qian)

The red boy rode a black horse through the streets. (Old neighbor)

——Yu Qian to his old neighbor

A strict father carries the sun and moon on his shoulders and walks through the streets;

A loving mother turns the millstone with her hands to turn the world.

——Xie Jin's couplet

I don't want to be in love with you, but I like flowers blooming on the branches;

If you want to pay homage to the Buddha, the gods from heaven will come.

The sun is shining and the snow is disappearing, and cloudless rain is dripping from the eaves;

The wind is blowing dust, and the ground is producing smoke that is not fire.

The ancient pines on the mountain poke out their dragon heads to look at the moon;

The purple bamboos in the garden have their phoenix tails pointing toward the sky.

——Zongze to his sister-in-law

When the goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's feet, ugh;

The buffalo goes into the water, and the water covers the cow's nose, oh.

Looking at the White Tower from a distance, you can see the seven floors in all directions;

Looking at the anthurium from a close distance, you can see five fingers, two short and three long.

When the Paulownia tree blooms with white flowers, when will it bear fruit?

The roots of curved bamboo burst into shoots, forming a forest in one month.

If you don’t know the spring breeze, why should you enter the Luo curtain?

There is an appointment with the evening tide, but why is it so far apart from the stone embankment?

The osmanthus moon is setting in the middle of the moon, and the fragrance of the sky is floating outside;

The building looks out over the sea and the sun, and the door faces the tide of the Xijiang River.

——The old monk asked about the Song Dynasty

Bath in the pond at night, the stars surge all day long;

Go to the stage pavilion early to save the world for three generations.

——Father and son face each other

A hat attracts the breeze, and a fan with thousands of whiskers moves;

Putting one's hair together makes one's hair straight.

——Song Ze's sister-in-law

Hainan pepper has smelly leaves, fragrant flowers and spicy seeds;

Hubei mandarin orange has sweet skin and bitter stem but sour flesh.

It is unnecessary to send the shadow of the swing across the wall;

It is not inevitable to cross other boats without holding the pipa.

——The first seven characters of this couplet are all sentences in poetry, and the last three characters are all spoken words

Crabs enter the fish, but they are like spiders spinning their webs;

Rat Stealing silkworm cocoons is like a lion throwing a ball.

In front of the lamp on a winter night, Mr. Xiahou read the Spring and Autumn Annals;

Upstairs at the east gate, Nanjing people sang the North West Wing.

With a cluster of gardens in front of you, whose village is it? (Tang Yin)

Which Chinese book are there two lines of text on the wall? (Chen Baiyang)

——Ming Dynasty Couplet of Tang Yin and Chen Baiyang

(Once, Tang Yin and his friend Chen Baiyang went to the countryside to play, and when they arrived at the Qianzhuang Hotel, Tang made this couplet. , please answer Chen. The first sentence of the couplet describes the scenery in front of you, and the second sentence uses a questioning tone, saying whose Zhuangzi is this? Pun intended.

Chen was confused for a while. When he arrived at the hotel and looked up and saw the big white characters "Dukang passed on his skills and Taibai's legacy" written on the wall, he realized something and corrected the second couplet. The first part of the second line is also what you see before your eyes; the second part is also written in a questioning tone, which man wrote this! It also contains a feeling of admiration, and "Han Shu" is also the title of the book. It is also a pun, which is consistent with the combination method and is very precise. It's intriguing and intriguing.

It is difficult to distinguish between black and white, how can I know north and south?

I’m stuck, so I’d like to borrow something from you!

The yellow flowers in the wild are like golden nails on the ground;

The white tower in the city is like jade diamonds in the sky.

——Wang Erlie to his teacher

Confucius, Guan Fuzi, a pair of masters;

Write about Spring and Autumn, perform Spring and Autumn, two parts of Spring and Autumn.

One string has no scales, the eel is long, the eel is short, and the eel has ears;

The three plates have shells, and the turtle is round, the turtle is flat, and the crab is headless.

——Su Dongpo on behalf of Zhang Leshi to Cao Xiucai

A screen of three colors, wheat green, leek, green, cauliflower and yellow;

A hundred birds make a thousand sounds, magpies noisy and doves sing Cuckoo cries.

Human beings have seven emotions, joy, anger, sorrow, love and evil;

Poems are stored in the Six Classics, and poems, books, rituals and music change the Spring and Autumn Period.

There are many fish in Jiujiang, including silver carp, white carp, red loach and brown;

There are various forms of fish, including bees, butterflies and dancing birds.

The mountain boy collects chestnuts and carries them in a box, splitting the chestnuts and throwing them on the bamboo;

The old man in the wild buys chestnuts and dumps them on his shoulders, leaving the cage empty.

——The last four characters of the upper and lower couplets are all onomatopoeia

The Ming Dynasty unified all directions, regardless of north and south;

There are three cups and five cups in the small village shop, There is nothing.

——It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang drank a few drinks in the Ming Dynasty and went to a small hotel. The food in the store was sold out. Zhu Yuanzhang drank a few drinks and complained loudly. The shop owner happened to be passing by and heard the previous sentence, so he responded to it with the following sentence

Taibai rides a whale, quarrying stones by the river to fish for the moon at night;

Mei Gong rides on a deer, catching the autumn wind in Qiantang County.

——When Zhang Dai was six years old in the Ming Dynasty, he met Chen Jiru [Hao Mei Gong] while traveling in Qiantang astride a deer. Chen pointed out the first couplet of "Referring to the Picture of Li Bai Riding a Whale", and Zhang paired it with the following couplet

The sky is like a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The ground is used as a pipa string, which one can play?

——Xie Jin answered correctly on behalf of his father

Thunder is the war drum and lightning is the flag, and the wind and clouds meet; (Liu Ji)

The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the stars, and the sun is the son. The moon wins glory. (Zhu Yuanzhang)

——Liu Ji of the Ming Dynasty to Zhu Yuanzhang

He has three loves: wonderful books, horses, and mountains and rivers;

Four things planted in the garden, green pines and green bamboos Bai Lanmei.

The water is cold and the metal is cold, and the fire temple is undergoing great construction;

The southern accent is adapted from the north, what is the military officer of the Central Military Commission?

The Big Dipper is fourteen o'clock in the sky under the water;

The lone wild goose in the south tower flies with its shadow in the middle of the moon.

Sima Xiangru, Lin Xiangru, are they the same?

Changsun Wuji, Fei Wuji, can they be Wuji?

——Coupled with "The Wild Words of Qidong"

Wei Wuji, the eldest grandson Wuji, people are Wuji, and I am Wuji;

Lin Xiangru, Sima Xiangru , the names are similar, but the reality is different.

——The "Xue Tao Comic History" written by Yingke of Ming Dynasty records that Li Mengyang was the supervisor of Jiang You and had the same name throughout his life. The duke said: "How can you be named after me?" So he wrote the second couplet to let the students know each other. When the couplet above was born, Li said it was good.

To the west of Xishuiyi, there are three pagodas in front of the Three Pagodas Temple;

To the north of Beijing, there is a five-story platform on Mount Wutai.

The dragon in the water goes out from the fire;

The phoenix is ??embroidered on the flower shoe, and the phoenix comes from the sky to the earth.

——Tang Xianzu's clever encounter with the bride in the bridal chamber

Two mirrors hang in the window, one woman combs her hair and three are facing each other;

A solitary lamp hangs on the wall, and two people bend down to make a composition .

This man is thin and thin despite his illness, and he is elegant;

The mother hates and hates her, but she has no choice but to think about it.

——"Hou Xiaolu" records Zhang Gongsu's response to Su Shi

There are eighty candidates in Shaoyang, but you are the youngest;

There are three thousand disciples of Confucius, counting Back to the lead.

——Cai Eqiao to the examiner

In the green grass pond, the grass fish holds green grass in its mouth;

In the red flower village, the red flower girl wears red flowers on her head.

When playing chess under Panasonic, the pine nuts fall with the chess pieces;

When fishing by the willow, the willow silk is often hung with the fishing line.

——Couplets of Su Shi and Huang Tingjian

When fanning the fan to write about the country, one has the unification of the world in hand;

When sleeping on the bed of Danqu, he stands with many sages.

——Zhu Yuanzhang saw Tao An using books as a pillow, so he wrote the second couplet. Tao saw Zhu holding a fan in his hand, which is the couplet above.

Traveling every night, I know that Duke Yu cannot be remonstrated with;

How can I not worry about being disturbed from time to time?

——Ming Dynasty Anonymous's "Fashionable Jokes": When Yu Ji was not in season, he was a guest of Xu Heng's family. Yu had some selfish interests and tried to leave the hall. Xu Heng went there frequently but didn't meet him, so he wrote a couplet. Yu pairs the following couplet.

Maitreya put down the cloth bag and found Sakyamuni;

Guanyin lost the pure vase and Hanshan found it.

The hunchbacked peach trees bloom upside down, and the wasps raise their heads to pick them;

The lotus pods with skinny feet are crooked, and the egrets squint.

——Couplet written by Zhang Zhidong

The willow silk orioles shuttle, weaving the three spring scenes in southern Beijing;

The characters of clouds and wild geese came from the Nine Autumn Festival in Northern Saibei .

——Zhang Zhidong cleverly talks to the teacher

Yesterday, I stole the peach and drilled it into the dog hole. I wonder who it was?

When he climbs Gui Bu Chan Palace every year, he must have me.

——When Guo Moruo was a child, he sneaked into a neighboring temple to steal peaches. His private school teacher learned about it and wrote the first couplet. Guo responded with the following couplet.

Four flowers, apricots, peaches, pears and plums are inserted diagonally in the bile vase;

On the independent pontoon, the shadows of people do not follow the flowing water;

I sleep alone in the wild, and my dream soul often comes to my hometown.

Eat watermelon from the south to the north and sit facing east;

Read the Zuozhuan after thinking about it, and turn the book to the right.

The candle said to the lamp: I rely on you to block the light and make a facade;

The gong said to the drum: Thank you for receiving the fist on an empty stomach.

The Guanyin is covered with snow, and the sunrise transforms into the South China Sea;

The clouds become an Arhat, and the wind blows and wanders to the western sky.

——Wang Erlie to the old monk

The boat carries stones, the stone is heavy and the boat is light, so the load is light;

The ground is measured with a stick, the ground is long and the stick is short, the short one measures long.

The ship carries paint buckets, seven buckets of oil and eight buckets of paint;

Nine handfuls of green onions and ten handfuls of leeks are carried.

It startles the geese on the sand in the dusk sky, flying low and singing high;

It attracts fish in the early tide waves to swim shallowly and deeply.

The harp, harp, and pipa have the same heads and horns as the eight kings;

The demons and monsters have four little devils with all kinds of bellies.

——Tang Gao went on an envoy to the King of Korea

Gambling, drinking, and prostitution, all three are ready;

Organize the family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world , consistently.

——Xiu Shengqiao meets the academic officer

The sun and the moon cycle, the rabbit walks from the sky to the earth;

The reflection of the lake and the mountain, the fish swims in the pine-crowned crane and perches on the waves. .

The young crane learns to fly, and the storm of thousands of miles begins; (Zhang Jiangling)

The hidden dragon rises, and the nine-day thunderstorm comes in time. (Gu Dongqiao)

——Zhang Jiangling vs. Gu Dongqiao

A drunkard rides a donkey, tossing his head and brains to settle the debt;

The boatman shakes his oar , bowing and begging for boat money.

——Couplet of Su Shi and Huang Tingjian

Snails are round, clams are flat, turtles have pointed heads, and the plate is full of shells;

Loaches are short, eels are long, catfish have wide mouths, and a basket is full of them. No scales.

——Written by Song Xiang

Looking at the west chamber, there is Zhang Sundu, fighting against Puji Temple; (Chen Yi)

Reading the Red Mansion, looking at Bao Daichai , flirting and gardening. (Gentleman)

——Chen Yiqiao to a certain gentleman

Carps leap over the dragon gate in Carp Village, and there are fish every year;

Guanyin Pavilion bestows auspicious land, and every year Good news.

A candle dipped in oil, the candle is single-minded, and there is fire in the heart;

Paper lanterns, there are many eyes on the side of the cage, but there are no beads in the eyes.

——Qing Dynasty Wei Yuan plays on a certain person

(Wei Yuan was a thinker, historian, and writer in the Qing Dynasty.

It is said that there was a Juren in his hometown of Shaoyang, Hunan who often plagiarized other people's poems and passed them off as his own works to show off to others. When the eleven-year-old Wei Yuan exposed the incident, he became so angry that he wrote a first couplet asking Wei Yuan to answer using the rhetorical technique of thimble and double entendre. There is fire in his heart, which expresses his disgust and dissatisfaction with Wei Yuan. Wei Yuan also used the same technique to recite the second couplet in response. The paper lantern is a metaphor for the fact that there is not much knowledge in the person's belly, and it will burst when poked. Being blind-sighted is actually an irony that this gentleman who is promoting people is blind-sighted and does not know the heights of heaven and earth.

Going up to dusk, going down to dusk, crossing dusk at dusk;

East article, west article, articles are posted on the bridge.

——Tang Xianzu to the examiner

The piglet arched against the bamboo, and when the piglet moved, the bamboo moved;

The huzui faced the spout of the pot, and the huzui pouted, The spout poked out.

——Zhang Zhidong cleverly told the teacher

One bowl for the father, one bowl for the mother-in-law, and one bowl for the aunt and sister-in-law;

The new three years, the old three years , and it took another three years to mend the seams.

Yesterday and today, one Buddha was born, and another Buddha was born;

The Holy Mother and the Son of God have endless life, and also have endless life.

——Jia Sidao congratulates Song Duzong on his birthday

(The eighth day of April is the old custom of Buddha Bathing Day. Song Dusong’s birthday is the ninth day of April, and the birthday of his mother, Queen Mother Xie, is the beginning of April. 8.)

When Ma Wenyuan died, he wrapped his body in horse leather and died;

Li Boyang was born, and he named Li Mu as his surname, and he was known from birth.

——(The surnames [Ma, Li] in the first half of the couplet are related to the objects [Ma Ge, Li Mu] in the back, and "death and life" are each part of "corpse, surname". The second half of the sentence is an idiom, and it must start with "death, life" in the first half of the sentence. The upper and lower couplets must also tell something about an ancient person.)

Spring is approaching, and thoughts are endless, so you should laugh. I have long been born with beautiful hair;

I have talked too much and my feelings are still unresolved. I asked who can solve the chain.

Nantongzhou, Beitongzhou, north and south Tongzhou lead to north and south;

East pawn, west pawn, east and west pawn, east and west.

On the Lantern Festival, when the moon is not visible, a few lamps are lit to bring color to the rivers and mountains;

The Waking of Insects does not hear the thunder, but a few drums are struck to announce the power of heaven and earth.

In Shuangxi Bridge, buckwheat grows under the bridge, but the wind blows and the buckwheat moves and the bridge does not move;

Money willows grow by the Jinshui River, and golden thread willows penetrate the mouths of goldfish;

Jade hostas are placed outside the jade railings, and jade heads are inserted into the hostas.

Black Mi Peak, maples are planted on the peak, and the wind blows the maples and the peak does not move;

White sand road, egrets live on the roadside, and the dew-dropped egrets are cold. The road is also cold.

Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are indispensable to remove the gods;

Filial piety, loyalty, trustworthiness, etiquette, justice and integrity can be achieved without copper coins.

Two apes are cutting wood in the deep mountains. How dare the little monkeys saw each other?

How can an old beast get out of a horse's footfall in the mud?

——"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan" and "Jianhu Collection" contain a mockery of each other between Lu Rong and Chen Zhen of the Ming Dynasty

(Lu and Chen were both from the Ming Dynasty. Lu Rong once served as the chief envoy of Zhejiang, and Chen Zhen once made a memorial ceremony for the emperor. Chen Zhen was a handsome young man, but he was thin. Lu Rong used the ape to cut the wood as the material, intending to elicit a pair of saws (a homophonic couplet) and ridicule. The opponent was a "little monkey"; Chen Zhen was not to be outdone, and used the theme of a horse stuck in the mud to introduce "out of the hoof" (a homonym for the title). Because Lu was older, he jokingly called him an "old beast". One said he didn't dare to write a couplets, and the other said he didn't dare to write questions. He was funny, witty, witty, and clever in his ideas.

The Jade Emperor marched with thunder, drums, and flags, raining arrows, wind and swords in the sky. Formation;

The Dragon King’s night banquet, with moonlight candles and star lanterns, dishes from the mountains, sea and wine,

——Feng Chengxiu’s response to Emperor Qianlong

White-haired Xiao Ran. Look at other people's children and couples, loving each other in all kinds of ways;

The gold is gone, and the days are filled with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and hundreds of arrangements are made.

——Written by Wang Fujiu on New Year's Eve

The purple-gold dragon with black beard and iron claws rides on the auspicious clouds and emerges from the entrance of the blue wave cave;

The white jade rabbit with red ears and silver teeth looks at the bright moon and lies in the green grass pond.

Containing distant mountains, swallowing. The Yangtze River, its southwest peaks and forest ravines are especially beautiful;

Send off the setting sun, welcome the prime moon, and at the turn of spring and summer, the grass and trees line the sky.

——Xiucai cleverly addressed Zheng Banqiao

When meeting a first-grade official with a three-foot post, a Confucian scholar dared to call him brother;

Traveling thousands of miles and reading thousands of books , commoners can also be proud of princes.

——A certain scholar in the Qing Dynasty handed over his business card to Zhang Zhidong, the governor of Huguang. Zhang thought he was disrespectful and asked him to read the first couplet. The scholar read the second couplet and Zhang received him happily.

The wolf makes hairs, and the hairs are used to write beautiful articles and spread them all over the world; (Li Tiaoyuan)

Silkworms make cocoons, cocoons draw silk, and weave silk and satin to warm the world. (Teacher)

——Li Tiaoyuan to the teacher

Green water stirs yellow mud, red fire and black smoke produce green bricks and white tiles;

Green Lake Lingzi Pavilion, Danliang Bidong, looks like a floating jade palace and a golden palace.

Cross mountains, build small stones, build arch bridges, pave roads, connect south to north;

Cut long bamboos, draw short strips, pull circles, hoop flat barrels, pack east and west .

——Bricklayer vs. Stonemason

Short cotton strips, spin long yarn, weave large cloth, sew small clothes, cover the back and front;

Wan Nan Bamboo is broken into straight strips, used to hold round hoops, and flat buckets to hold the east and west.

——The disgraced craftsman versus the Weaver Girl

The heaven and earth cannons were fired in the Heaven and Earth Temple, and the sky and the earth were shaken together;

The dragon and phoenix lanterns were lit in the Longfeng Temple, and three dragon lanterns were lit. , three phoenixes, flying dragons and dancing phoenixes.

Heaven has set a strange prescription, it is called snow, it is said to be pellet, it is said to be frost, it is combined into three white powders;

The earth produces good medicine, famous mountains and famous cypresses, decoction removes all Make rhubarb soup.

——The name of the medicine is a coincidence

The red-faced pass, the black-faced man, and the white-faced dragon protect Liu Xianzhu;

Treacherous heart, ambitious Yu, Dong Zhuo's evil heart, wanted to seize the Han Dynasty.

Chiang is hundreds of miles away, thousands of miles away, and Qu is thousands of miles away. There is no way to tell the difference;

Liang Qichao, Lin Zichao, and Ye Gongchao all seem to be superhuman beings.

——Yuan Shouqian wrote a couplet with embedded names

Sighing that I have worked hard for half a life, collecting thousands of books, reading thousands of books, and writing hundreds of books;

Look at Xiao Sun Lian By luck, I came first in the county examination, second in the general examination, and third in the palace examination.

——Written by Yu Yue

Zizhuba, Tailor Zhu, threads a golden needle, flicks gray thread, measures short and long, and divides the size;

Baita Street, The yellow blacksmith pulls a red furnace and burns black charcoal. He sits from the south to the north and strikes things from east to west.

Dongting Lake is eight hundred miles away, with rolling waves and waves. Where did the great master come from?

The twelve peaks of Wushan Gorge are filled with mist and mist, and I am falling from the sky.

——Li Tiaoyuan to a certain official

Putting through purple clouds and golden clouds, flying high with silver wings, the white falcon eagle leaves behind the blue-eyed guy;

Keeping the sky blue and green In the sea, the cannons are fired, and the black crows raise their red tails.

——Zhu Jielian of the Air Force to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea

East archway, west archway, red archway, wooden archway, east and west mahogany archways, with horses running in front of the buildings;

Nanzheng Street, Beizheng Street, Xianzheng Street, Fuzheng Street, North and South County Fuzheng Street, Denglong on the street.

——A clever pairing of street names in Changsha City, Hunan Province

The red tears of the Xiangjiang River add a few strands to the water and a few dots of bamboo to embellish the scenery of Jiangnan;

Sima The jade and silk fabrics are written in eight chapters and contain three precepts, warning against the customs of the people in the north of the Great Wall.

Lamps on all sides, with a single layer of paper, shine brilliantly all over the southeast and northwest;

One year of study, eight ounces of money, hard work, through spring, summer and winter.

——School Master to Zheng Banqiao

Wangjiang Tower, watch the river flow, Wangjiang Tower watch the river flow, the river tower is eternal, the river flow is eternal;

The moon well is printed with the moon shadow, the moon shadow is printed in the moon well, and the moon shadow is printed in the moon well for ten thousand years.

Sishuijiang is first, and Sishixia is second. Mr. Jiangxia lives in Jiangxia. Who is first? Who is second?

The Confucians of the three religions are in the front, and the three talents are in the back. How dare I be a Confucian boy in the front, and how dare I be in the back!

——Liang Qichao versus Zhang Zhidong

Invite Zhuge, visit the thatched cottage three times, assist Liu Xuande, devote himself to the cause, and the Three Kingdoms of Qi will stand in China;

Redemption of a hundred miles, five Yan Sheepskin, Xi Zuo Qin Mugong, worked hard to govern, and ranked among the five hegemons to proudly occupy his divine state.

In the Bai Yutang, the white-haired old man has old skin, old flesh and old bones, bah! Why don't you get out of here, hum! There is no marriage in this life;

In the red tent, there is a pink beauty with thin legs, thin waist, thin arms, hey! I'll come up to you right away, hee hee! Destined in the past life.

——The old man is interested in the wonderful girl

It rained for a long time, and thousands of beads fell on the Yangtze River and the great lakes. The river is as wide as the river, the sea is as wide as the sea, and it leads directly to all places; from the dragon The boat cruises six hundred famous rivers, observes the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon, and scans the universe;

A Confucian scholar, with seven steps and eight steps, has a great career, and is the prime minister of the Yuanhui of Zhongjie. , won three yuan in a row; climbed to Yingzhou with the eighteenth bachelor's degree, established a safe country and a safe country, and served as ministers for generations.

——Fang Bao to Emperor Qianlong

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