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1. When I was a child, I was dishonest in eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years is hard, there is no food to eat, and the nose excrement I dug out is never thrown away.

2. A rich man asked for a servant. The topic of the interview was to go to the toilet, and the first few came out without washing their hands. Therefore, the rich man sent them away, and only one washed his hands, so the rich man left him." The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."

3. A man saw a store had a big sale and went in. "What did you buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog."

"Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man struggled with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refused to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before he bought the dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesman, and the man struggled with her for a long time, and finally had to go home and bring the cat. "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friend. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to her grandmother, "Thank you. Hmm! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate on the outer layer of them. Old, cough ...

5. Someone likes the dish "Spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that it was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He was disappointed to ask. "Sir, it's really sold out. Look, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had eaten almost all his food, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" was still full. The man thought the gentleman wasted delicious food, so he went to the gentleman and pointed to that one. " The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up a spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed it in half. Suddenly, he found a tiny mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole. After a while of nausea, the man vomited all the fans who had eaten it back into the casserole. When he was there, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "Very sympathetic eyes." I was just like this ... "

6. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said," Can the boss give me a toothpick? " The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why does this beggar want a toothpick instead of a meal now? I also gave him one and sent it away. Not too old, another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here for toothpicks, too?" The beggar said, "A man vomited, but I was a little late. The first two beggars ate all the food, and now there is only soup left. Can you give me a straw?

7. Boss, the second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to get the bag. When he came back, he found that all the people on the plane were vomiting. Boss asked why. As a result, they all vomited. "

If you see that you haven't vomited yet, I have to admit that you are a master, so I'm going to do my trick-

8. Kill skill-

One day, the eldest brother and the second brother went to the theater to see the play again, and they saw that they were arguing about the plot development halfway and made a bet on it. The eldest brother pointed to the front. So the boss frowned and took a sip. The two men then bet on the plot below. This time, the second child lost. I saw that the second child picked up a spittoon and gulped fifteen mouthfuls. The boss was shocked and admired, and said to the second child, "You are amazing, you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls! "

the second child shook his head." It's not that I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick, and I really can't stop biting. ......