Seeking quotations from Han Han

/1. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, which is how people follow suit. When the first person said something, the second person heard it and said it with him. At this time, the third person objected, while the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded side does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are directed at the crowded places.

/2. The most irrefutable thing I've said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it's meant to be spread out to sleep-but this is also the first time to be refuted. See, that's the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

/3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in knowledge, but only learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that no one can understand it

/4. If all-rounders can be produced in this era, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is not, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

/5. The problem of education now is that no one will take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath in cotton-padded jackets.

/6 I think the current situation is that Carrefour is like an inflatable doll, which is held by a group of people to vent. On the one hand, it may indeed be too depressed at ordinary times, and it is necessary to find a cheap exit. On the one hand, while venting, I have to ask this inflatable doll and its manufacturer, am I strong or not? When I see those people who are not interested in making inflatable dolls next to me, I accuse them of impotence

/7. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big talk is nothing, just like ancient women used to pester their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called "big feet"; China people are used to "small talk", and when they meet with normal words, they are naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will not get a good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.

//8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideology and morality than not to think at all.

// 9. As I said before, literature is often a prostitute of politics, so, as mentioned above, are the critics I serve comfortable? Do you want me to call Chen Danqing and make a mistake for everyone? It's more comfortable to fly together ... If you think my service is good, please call me all the time. My work number is 184,531, which is a bit difficult to remember. Alas, there are too many writers in this line ...

//1. I don't like being trapped by nature, and I often violate the class rules, class teacher. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.

//11. There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All girls, with a slight beauty, are standing in the hotel; Very beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

//12. There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

//13. It's abhorrent to occupy the toilet without defecating. In fact, the most abhorrent thing is to occupy the waiting pit after defecating.

//14. After a man is lovelorn, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those of the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is just delicious and suddenly robbed, it is natural to try every means to find someone with similar taste-this logic is only applicable to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat it again.

//15. Fame is like the hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

1//6. I'm good at math, physics, Chinese and English, and my music and sports computer is zero. I can't even turn it on. I'm still an excellent student. However, if my music, sports and computer are horribly good, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

//17. An adult over 18 years old still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education.

// 18. Math is doing, and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done during the exam.

//19. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said that I can't play the national team again, and I can't play better than Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

So, if you like driving yourself, I tell you, you can't drive the McLaren team no matter how fast you drive, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

//2. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you look good and have face, while in the office, you feel that finding a rich person has face. In fact, all you love is face.

//21. In the fight against SARS, some airlines have introduced preferential measures of 6% discount for teachers and medical staff, which makes people very puzzled. It feels as if there are not enough nurses, and all the young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really can't see that the teacher has anything to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 6% discount on flying?

//22. There is no standard for judging the quality of an article when the sentences are fluent and there are not many typos that affect reading. I handed in an article written by Zhu Ziqing at random, and none of the teachers would think that their students' compositions were good enough to be famous, and they would still make many amendments

// 23. One year, when the school paid tuition fees, it forcibly charged 1 yuan more, on the grounds that it would be used for educational construction. As for repayment, it was not only indefinite, but also interest-free. In the end, no one knows what the money has built.

//24. There are two "secrets" in Chinese: one is not reading Chinese books; Second, it is not regarded as a document.

//25. I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate them for making money and killing people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Shuo, who is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profoundness and lack of explicit swearing.

//26. Students sent me a test paper, in which there was a question to analyze my article, asking whether my article was selected from the following contest: a: the first national new concept composition contest; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National Composition Competition of New Concept. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese education is really great!

//27. The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

//28. Math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more he develops in an all-round way, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that one learns advanced mathematics in order to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something born, not something cultivated. The ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, didn't they have logical ability?

//29. The red light of seven subjects illuminates my future.

///3. I think it's time for more and more celebrities to come here to perform and offer their condolences. I should go, too.

// 31. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

// 32, it is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am especially disgusted with those stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write such things as "Ah, our glorious bridge".

//33. I have a well-thought-out plan after I dropped out of school. In May, I made a publicity for the release of Triple Door in Shanghai, signed books among my peers, and went to Tibet with a few companions in the summer vacation ... I locked myself at home for the last few months of the year and put my one-year experience into writing.

// 34. When nervous people speak, they forget not the content, but the transition, and they have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can actually be strung together with "so".

//35. Family is like a mountain. Both sides have to climb it desperately, but only one person can stand on the top. It is more important to say that home is like a mountain, but it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate them. Usually, men use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.

//36. When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. I can often see ugly men holding a beautiful woman.

//37. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is forever, because money is forever.

//38. Beautiful women in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most of the men in Shanghai ignore the beauty and try their best to search for it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without the control of the brain. When they see a beauty, they will make a smile. Because of such concern, they only hear cars hitting old women in Shanghai, but rarely hear cars hitting beautiful women.

//39. The city is like a woman. During the day, we only see her face with heavy makeup, and we can't see her face after makeup removal until late at night. That's the real thing.

//4. The trend can only wait but can't catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the railway station. Stay at the station and there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

-minus one degree Hair

//41. Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Liking is just an inertia, but hating needs to constantly push yourself.

//42. Han Han: "A group of people who have made no achievements even accuse a world champion of having a problem with his educational model, which is China logic."

-Han Han commented that some Chinese people accused Ding Junhui, the billiards champion, of having a problem with his education.

//43. All altars are altars at the end, and all circles are wreaths at the end.

///44. Teachers are not popular, but tutors are very enthusiastic. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love, and one-on-one is precious. Precious things are really expensive, of course, tens of yuan an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much more powerful than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.

-//-Han Han, Triple Door

45. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

46. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.

-Han Han, "Flying like a teenager"

47. The famous source of persecuting students in China.

—— Han Han talks about Haidian District in Beijing.

48. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into lines, while the so-called master or pioneer is to mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into lines.

-Han Han, manuscript 23, The Problem of Poetry

49. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as he is shameless.

-Han Han, manuscript 23, The Problem of Poetry

5. The so-called great pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. People with money and power have never said anything bad about education, because it is totally beyond their understanding.

-Han Han, Manuscript 23, The Question of Enrollment

51. We mainly come to study with you, which is nice, but what did you do at school?

-Han Han, "Draft 23", "Problems of College Students"

52. The ancestors were also very poor, and they quoted many of their words, often not because they respected them, but because they happened to use these words as they thought, to refute or criticize a person who was different from what they thought.

—— Han Han, Draft 23, Problems of Chinese

53. There is a great difference between owing people money and human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been flatly disappointed after a long delay. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person returns it.

54. For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman will never be United during the trip.

55. The success rate of unattractive girls is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when beautiful girls coquetry, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts whether it is worth it; If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by Chinese literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop their coquetry.

56. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will increase dramatically.

57. It seems that the safest thing is to keep a homing pigeon.

-Han Han comments on the mobile phone network of China Mobile and China Unicom.

58. Killing dad or being killed by dad is not news these days.

Male students are mainly naive, blind and arrogant, while female students are not so naive, and some of them are still mature.

-college students in Han Han's eyes.

59. Answer irrelevant questions; No problem can be solved in twenty sentences; No matter what things will eventually be led to their own research fields, even if they are prostitutes and the like; I like to interrupt others, but I don't like others to interrupt him; Everything should be divided into several aspects, even if it is a truth; You must affirm something before denying it; When they were halfway through answering the question, ask them if they remember what the question was just now. They probably don't remember it. Fat; When you speak, you must wave your hands; When cornered, he always takes his experience of the Cultural Revolution as a stronger capital than others, but it can't explain why academic authority like him hasn't been overthrown. Those who are defeated must let people know that they have been defeated; Summative words