Talking about going to the bathroom

The company moved, the environment is good, the floor-to-ceiling windows are very high, beige furniture, large pots of green plants can be seen everywhere, and the style of Internet companies is light and simple everywhere. It's just that the toilet is a little stiff and I barely passed the squat, but the toilet is not satisfactory. A big shot like me sticks his face to the door when his posture is correct.

That's what people do. It's easy to get into luxury, but it's hard to get back to simplicity. Recalling the scene of going to the toilet as a child is like going to heaven.

When I was a child, in my hometown, toilets were divided for men and women. Stones are built into a square space, a big pit is dug in the middle, and several wide boards are placed horizontally.

It is convenient for children and women to hold the corner. Only men have the courage to stand on a rickety board and take risks. So the position of the four corners first presents different peaks, which makes people unable to squat. Either take a stick standing in the corner and push it over, or choose four sides to solve it reluctantly.

Yell or cough before you go in, or there will be panic inside, waiting to escape; Either old friends meet and are busy saying hello, and they can pass a bag of dry cigarettes. Someone fell in the middle of the night and drowned. Someone shouldn't have seen it. Two families fight black and red.

The older ones are different between men and women, separated by a wall, which is also a special position of size. It's just that the capacity is limited, the space is getting more and more cramped, and the winter is fine. In summer, walking in is really a brick, but I'm afraid the smell is too strong to wash off.

Boys really like it, but they don't feel good or bad. The little animals squatting watching the gray software twisted, twisted and waded over the mountains and mountains, and in an instant, they couldn't stand up.

At school, going to the toilet is a crucial moment to witness friendship. Gesture, nod and look with your lips, and good gay friends will follow. Higher, farther and farther than anyone else, higher, faster and stronger anyway, this is the slogan of our competition!

I remember that the light in the toilet under the high school teaching building was broken for some time. It is convenient to study at night, because the toilet is very big and deep, and you can't see anyone. If you are in a hurry, you can shoot the guy directly, and you can call one after another to scold him. Some students just started to change their voices. When they talked, they felt that the girl had come to the wrong place.

Toilets in universities are more advanced, with four or five squatting positions, and a rectangular channel made of ceramic tiles. One side hangs above the water tank overhead, and the other side gradually descends to the sewer. A funny classmate shouted "The train is leaving!" Before the others get up. Suddenly turn on the switch and let the water flow, and it will spill a thousand miles. When you encounter obstacles and splash all over, you will naturally swear.

After work, my basic work, business trip and travel are all in big cities. I'm used to going to the toilet, and I don't even squat. But this toilet is also very particular. When I just renovated my new home, I didn't have any savings and bought an unknown brand, which made me feel cost-effective. The result is always not smooth enough. It didn't take long for the ivory to turn yellow. Although the buttons leaked everywhere, they were still broken.

So I know that a penny is worth a penny, and there are high-tech new inventions, even though they are inferior. For the first time, I sat on the smart toilet seat in Japan. After testing various functions, can I say that I only played for 40 minutes?

When I first went to work, I went on a business trip and took the green leather train. On the way to Fuzhou, there were people lying under the hard seat and on the luggage rack. Not to mention the toilet, three big boys were crowded in less than one square meter. So I dare not drink water or even touch juicy fruit. When there is really no way out, lift your legs high, lower the steps to the toilet, and push the crowd away to complete the action in the only gap, which is still open to the public.

There are generally two ways to go to the toilet by long-distance bus, one is to solve it in the rest area or in the wild, and the other is the toilet that comes with the bus. Ordinary people can't get in, but little girls and children can. A little stronger, I'm afraid it will be partially completed outside.

The toilets on the plane are all right, except for some bumps, which are always urged by slamming the door. I remember a joke that the village chief insisted on adding money for cooking when flying for the first time, and the stewardess couldn't explain it clearly. The village chief pointed to the direction of the toilet and said, how many times have I heard the sound of wok?

The most luxurious toilet is in a five-star hotel in Guangdong, which not only has a stereo connected to iPhone or ipod, but also has an LCD TV and xbox.

The biggest bathroom should be a luxury suite that I had the honor to stay in a hotel in the suburbs of Beijing once, with a bathtub, two toilets, a dresser and a sink, more than 20 square meters, resplendent.

The most primitive toilets should be in the Singapore Wildlife Park and some parks in Xishuangbanna, surrounded by tall and strong tropical plants, full of exotic flowers and plants, and fragrant, so convenience has become a kind of enjoyment.

The most environmentally friendly toilet is to go to Shangri-La. There is only one mobile toilet outside the scenic spot, and all toilets are directly packed in continuous thick plastic bags.

More humanized toilets are also found in Japan. When I was resting in a rest area in expressway, I first saw a number plate in front of the toilet, indicating how many seats were available and how many people were occupied. There are also icons to distinguish between squatting and sitting.

In Muslim countries, there are special shower hoses in toilets. At first I thought it was for washing feet and hands. After learning the truth, I didn't even want to touch it.

There are also some high-level clubs, and there will be special service personnel in the toilet. In addition to the normal cleaning and hygiene work, they will also hand towels and toilet paper to the guests and sell lighters and wet tissues. Of course it's not free. It's either a tip or a price tag.

The more comfortable the toilet is, the longer we stay in it. After all, it is rare to have a closed private space. So brushing Weibo, seeing friends, reading novels and playing games seems to be a paradise.

A few years ago, I got sick and had an operation for it. From then on, I went to the toilet for no more than 3 minutes.