The dirty joke about driving with your girlfriend. Why did you chat with your girlfriend and drive the car dirty?

1, I can't get on, it's boring to talk to you.

2, just like where you are enough, in fact, I want to fuck you.

I am so confused, but I just want to settle on you.

Let me love you for two days, with or without you.

5. Dirty jokes make girlfriends blush and girls drive.

6. The world is miserable, and it is sweet only when you are around.

7. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

8. The way you smile makes me feel sweet, but it tastes salty.

9. I'm busy now. I'm busy thinking about you. It seems that I will continue to be busy.

10, Jin Gangzuan without Aries, don't take Scorpio's porcelain!

1 1, while staying up late, I really can't sleep. I really miss you.

12, why did you hurt me! I hurt you? Yes, it makes me like you very much.

13, be my little princess, so that you can only eat sugar without suffering.

14, the most perfect form of love is: I know your depth and you know my length.

15, can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

16, you think you know my length, but I also know your depth.

17, do you know my last name? Last name,,, is wrong. I am very happy after knowing you.

18, bought clothes and sausages. When writing a review, I wrote my clothes on the sausage:

19, when you are by my side, medicine is sweet, snow is warm, and even storms are lovely.

20. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

2 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Otherwise, why do you want to have a happy bubble as soon as I see you?

22. If you feel unhappy, you can bully me as much as you like. I like you very much anyway.

23. I have three particularly important things, from light to heavy: I love you, love you, love you.

24. I not only like your cute appearance, but also like your serious expression when you go in and out.

25. The boy Hanazono Sakura and the girl Xiaobei fell in love. They became little girls on a stormy night.

26. The man got on the bus and paid the fare. As a result, he brought out a * * *, and a lady at the back shouted: Sir, your second brother's work clothes have dropped!

27. Mulan disguised herself as a man and fought in the army. Suddenly she had a menstrual cramp and fainted. After waking up, the military doctor said to her: Little JJ didn't keep it, but I have sewed the wound for you.

28. When someone saw the sea for the first time, he sighed, "Ah, mother sea, the voice just fell and a wave was hitting him in the face. The man roared, "TMD, it's a stepmother!"

29. After XX, the two turtles will meet again next year. The next year, the male turtle came and saw the female turtle waiting to see him. The female turtle cursed: You won't turn over me when you're fucking finished. It's been a year.

30. The professor asked: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student actually got full marks, and the answer is: it's all because he quit late.

3 1, the first time I checked in with my girlfriend, I was too nervous to get in. I tried several times, but I still couldn't get in. The girlfriend said helplessly, forget it, ask the waiter for help. Maybe the room card is broken.

32. A fire broke out in the Buddhist Temple in Shaolin Temple, and many scriptures were destroyed. The abbot couldn't help but feel pain. The young monk didn't know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, Why is the abbot suffering? The abbot continued to cry and said, Lao Na has dysmenorrhea!

33. In junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework. He was afraid that people would disagree, so he went through her schoolbag after she left the classroom. The result is sanitary napkins. He was surprised and said, Wow! What a big band-aid!

34. A girl cried very sadly. A strange man saw it on his bike and sent her home. Let her sit on the barbell in front, the girl was very moved to thank her the next day, only to find that there was no barbell on his bike ~

35. Once upon a time, there was a monk who kept chanting Shakespeare before he died. There was no such person at that time. Later, a scholar kept studying and finally knew that the monk had never touched a woman. He is thinking: what is B?

36. Lao Zhang bought a robot female secretary, who works in the left breast and does housework in the right breast. And the sex life is very happy. Lao Zhang was satisfied, but on the third day, he complained angrily. Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me the anus was a pen drill?

37. Liu Bei and Guan Yu are trapped on a desert island. A few days later, Zhang Fei wanted to chop down his brother to satisfy his hunger. Guan Yu said, SB, rub it and cut more meat. Liu Bei is masturbating at this time. Guan Yu asked, brother, what are you doing? Liu Bei said, order the whole sauce and eat it with it.

38. The wolf invited the white rabbit to drink, drank too much and raped her. One day, the wolf thought again. He said to the little white rabbit, I'll treat you to a drink tonight, little white rabbit! The little white rabbit quickly said, no, no, it hurts to drink too much.

39./kloc-When I was 0/6 years old, one day my sister came to ask my sister in a panic. I seem to be pregnant! I was scared, so I asked her what was wrong. She said I held hands with him today! I almost fainted.