Celebrity couplet story Zhuge Liang

"One" Couplet Story·Zhuge Liang's wonderful alliance against Zhou Yu

Legend has it that Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's intelligence and always wanted to find an excuse to kill him. At a banquet, Zhou Yu deliberately replied to Zhuge Liang: "Answer Mr. Kong Ming, I will recite a poem for you and you will get it right. If you get it right, you will be rewarded; if you don't get it right, beheading will be the penalty. How about that?" Zhuge Liang said with a calm smile. : "A gentleman has no words to joke, please speak first, the governor." Zhou Yu was overjoyed and read:

If there is water, it is also a stream, and if there is no water, it is also a joke. When the water is beside the stream, adding birds will become chickens. A successful cat is worse than a tiger, a fallen phoenix is ??worse than a chicken.

Zhuge Liang smiled and replied:

With wood, it is also a chess piece, and without wood, it is also a piece of chess. A dragon swims in the shallow water and is teased by a shrimp; a tiger falls down and is bullied by a dog.

After Zhou Yu heard this, he was furious, but it was difficult to get angry, so he said again:

If you have hands, you are twisted, if you don’t have hands, you are ugly. If you remove the twisted hands, you will have a girl. little girl. There is an ugly girl in Longzhong, but it is difficult to find a girl in a hundred miles.

Zhuge Liang knew that Zhou Yu was mocking his wife for being ugly, so he immediately responded:

A bridge is also a bridge if there is wood, and a tree is also a tree without wood. Remove the wood on the side of the bridge and add Women are charming. Jiangdong beauties are big and small, and Cao Cao's bronze bird locks two beauties.

Zhou Yu knew that these words were meant to ridicule his wife, so he became furious and wanted to get into trouble several times. At this time, Lu Su said to the side:

With wood, it is also a trough, and without wood, it is also a cao. If the wood around the trough is removed, adding rice will be bad. The current plan is to defeat Cao, wouldn't it be bad if the dragon and the tiger fight?

When everyone heard this, they all clapped and cheered, so the siege was solved.

『二』The story of the couplets of famous people in ancient and modern times

Absolute ancient and modern times

Painted with lotus and monk paintings; written in Han Dynasty and Hanlin script

Gongmen Peach and Plum Festival, France, the Netherlands and Belgium

The larch leaves in Huangshan Mountain are falling yellow, and the tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea

Midnight and half past midnight, the Mid-Autumn Festival is in the middle of August

The heart of the lotus (pity) child is bitter, and the belly of the pear (li) child is sour

Traveling to the West Lake, carrying the tin pot, dropping the tin pot from the West Lake, cherishing the tin lake

Passing Nanping, selling blue bottles and blue bottles It’s rare to get a blue bottle in Nanping

Nantong Prefecture, Beitong Prefecture, North and South, Tongzhou, Tongzhou, Tongzhou, North and South

Spring Reading, Autumn Reading, Spring and Autumn Reading, Spring and Autumn Reading, Spring and Autumn

East Pawn Shop, West Pawn Shop, East Pawn Shop, East Pawn Shop, East and West

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower Eternal, River Flow Eternal

Yinyue Well, Yinyueying, Yinyuejing Yinyueyue. , the moon well lasts for ten thousand years, the moon shadow lasts for ten thousand years

Poetry competition platform, poetry competition, poetry competition competition poetry talent competition, poetry competition platform, peerless poetry talent, peerless poetry competition

Baita Street, Huang blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting blue smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting north to south to fight the East and West Tamsui Bay, suffering farmers, wearing Liangli, hunched over, sweating under the hot sun, cutting Sweet cane, raise a wife, teach children and raise grandchildren

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you have time

It is difficult to ask for help, it is difficult to ask for help, it is difficult to ask for help when everyone is in trouble< /p>

It’s hard to celebrate the New Year, it’s hard to celebrate the New Year, it’s miserable to celebrate the New Year every year

A cup of tea can quench the thirst of the Yuan Dynasty

Two songs of heavenly music, by the music master Heart

Seven-stringed music, the sound of Yue Yue Fu

The charcoal is gone and the salt is returned, black and white are clear and parallel imports

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, green and yellow are not connected to short and long curtains

Bamboos are horizontal and vertical, and green and yellow are intertwined with soft and hard curtains

The moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and bright

The wind blows the flower garden, and bursts of plum blossoms bloom. Fragrance

The smoke is along the colorful eaves and the swallow's eyes

The fog covers the bird house and there is no fog

Lonely and cold, the window is empty and I am a widow

The handsome beauty is with me Lingding

The Three Treasures of Gold, Jade and Silver Mountain in the West of Tieweng City

Confucius, Mencius and Mozi, a saint in China High School

The upper hook is the old man, the lower hook is the test, the old test Tongsheng, Tongsheng gets old after passing the exam

One person is the big one, two people are the heaven, the world is big and human, the human relationship is bigger than the sky

The tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea

Shanxi Xuankong The temple hangs in the sky on the west mountain

Move your chair and lean against the tung trees to enjoy the moon together

Wait for the lantern to stand in the pavilion and each study books

If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, you will fish. , water water water, rivers and lakes.

Below the wood is the base, and above the wood is the end. The wood is full of trees, pines, cypresses and camphors.

Looking at the wood in the door at leisure

Thinking about the fields

When there is little water, sand appears

It is made of earth embankments

Silkworms are insects in the world

Hong is a bird by the river

Breaking through the three stones of Lei Bridge

Separating the way out on two mountains

Freezing rain falls on people, two points to the east and three points to the west

Cut the melons and divide the guests with seven horizontal knives and eight vertical knives

The mouth of the world is aimed at swallowing me

Among the people The king is on the side and the king intends to take over the whole job

If you don't understand, you will be split into two pieces

If you cut off the twenty-headed head, the body will be punished by eight swords

Feng's two horses tame three horses Feng Zun, the five-horse princes

There are people in Yin and no one in Yiyin, and one person is Yuan Zai

When an ancient tree withers, this wood becomes firewood

A good girl is even better

A man who was once a monk cannot become a Buddha

A woman is humbled as a maid and can also be called a slave

Three women are raped and two women are born from one daughter

< p> Five people with umbrellas are all covered by adults

Ten people are thinking about their country, home and country

Eight eyes are still admiring the wind, the moon and the fragrance of autumn

The sun is in the east and the moon is in the west sky to create clear characters

The son is on the right and the daughter is on the left. The world is destined to be a good person

Qiao is naturally delicate and hates rouge and plastic faces

The only way to stop fighting is to use the copper-iron dart blade of Wu He Lao

The monks from the Bamboo Temple returned to worship the Four-Dimensional Arhat with their hands

From the wooden gate, you can go to the two mountains to see the big and small peaks

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In the four-dimensional Rome, each camel, came up and came down, rode on a camel

Those who spoke were pigs, pigs in front of pigs and pigs in the back

An inch of land is a temple, and words beside the temple The poem says: The bright moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple.

Two trees form a forest, and there is a prohibition under the forest. The prohibition says: an ax weighs a pound and enters the forest at the right time.

The word "Jing" means "three days". There will be days but there will be no days. Day after day, there will be thirty-six thousand days in a hundred years.

The word "pin" has three mouths. It is better to open your mouth and open your mouth, mouth to mouth, to urge you to drink another glass of wine.

The sun and the moon are bright and dusk, the mountain wind is rising, the stone skin is broken but still strong, and the ancient trees are withered but not dead.

Why should a person come? Thousands of miles away, his thoughts are still there, and he will always sing about the yellow crane. The scholar's ambition is still there.

The Wonderful Girl from the Ni Family

The great talker Zhuge Yiren

The ancient wood in front of the mountain rock is dry, this wood is firewood

The woman in the tent is good, the young girl is even better! < /p>

Use a ruler to measure the length of the ground. Use a short ruler to measure the length.

Light body and heavy load. Pick heavy weight.

Short-circuit the length of the foot. Go long.

Boat The pot leaks when it is full and the pot drains dry

Blow the lamp to extinguish the fire and burn it

Drinkers in restaurants are the same as drunks

Pleasant with people and good at painting and reciting poems

< p> Eggs are salt-free and really bland

Pig intestines are not cut into long intestines

The deer sleeps alone in Wubei

Chickens crow in Xixi

The jade heads are rising, the taro heads are withered, and the jade heads are crying

The monk is swimming on the river, the quiet monk is worried

The silhouette of the person on the independent small bridge does not flow into the river

Sleeping alone The dream soul of the hotel once came to his hometown

Who once broke this building with one punch

I also boldly wrote a poem on it

The green mountains are not old but white with snow< /p>

The green water is worry-free and the face is wrinkled by the wind

The exquisite and dense shade of cypresses sends the remaining autumn leaves

The light and fragrant tea of ??soft willows greets the coming of spring

It is unlucky to have spring tomorrow

There will be little extra money in the year-round fortune

One pea, one aunt, one aunt and one sister-in-law, one pea

The new three years and the old three years make up for each other. Three more years of healing

Beautiful sentences:

There is the smell of the forest in every leaf. There is the breath of the earth in every inch of soil, in every shadow there is the breath of sunshine, in every flower there is the breath of wilderness, and in every breeze there is the breath of freedom.

Celebrity couplet stories:

Eight-year-old Xie Jin once visited the jade railings of Jinshui River in Nanjing. Hu Qi said, "Golden willows by the Jinshui River, golden willows penetrate the mouths of goldfish." During the examination, Xiao Jiejin unexpectedly blurted out, "There are jade hairpin flowers outside the jade railing, and jade hairpin flowers are inserted into jade heads." Hu Qi was unconvinced and said, "Two apes broke a tree deep in the mountain, and even a little monkey dared to fight against it." Saw (sentence)?" Xiao Jiejin replied tit for tat, "A horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof (question)?" It's so happy, it's so happy.

Meng Chang

Couplets have a very long history. The earliest couplet is recorded as being in the Five Dynasties period. "History of the Song Dynasty? Shu Family" contains:

Meng Chang ordered his bachelor to inscribe a peach charm, because he was not a craftsman, so he wrote the following inscription:

Happy New Year,

< p> Festival number Changchun.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu

It is said that after Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat, although Zhou Yu admitted in his mouth that "Zhuge Liang is so clever and clever, I am really not as good as him", he was still jealous in his heart. Later at a cocktail party, Zhou Yu wanted to make things difficult for Zhuge Liang again and suggested that the two of them compete in a couplet to determine the winner. Zhuge Liang agreed, and Zhou Yu wrote the first couplet first:

If there is water, it is also a "stream", and if there is no water, it is also a "xi". If you remove the water beside the "stream" and add a bird, it will be a "chicken" (traditional Chinese is "xiniao"). "), a successful cat is worse than a tiger, and a defeated phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken.

Zhuge Liang heard the meaning of the couplet, thought for a moment, and said to him:

Having wood is also "chess", and having no wood is also "qi". Remove the "chess" side wood , adding debt is "bullying", a dragon swims in shallow water and is teased by shrimps, a tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs.

Zhou Yu saw that Zhuge Liang was able to deal with things easily and secretly derogated himself as a dog. He was a little angry and made another couplet:

Having hands means being "twisted", and having no hands means being "ugly". Remove the "twist" side and add a girl to become "niu". There are ugly girls in Longzhong, and it is difficult to choose a girl from a hundred miles.

Zhuge Liang could tell that Zhou Yu was making fun of his wife Huang A Chou's ugly appearance, so he tit for tat, and then chanted:

If there is wood, it is "bridge", and if there is no wood, it is "qiao" ", remove the "bridge" side wood, and add a daughter to become "jiao", Jiangnan beauty Xiao Qiao, Cao Cao's bronze bird lock Er Jiao.

Zhou Yu originally wanted to ridicule Zhuge Liang, but he was laughed at by Zhuge Liang instead. He became even more angry and was about to get angry when Lu Su stepped forward, raised his hands to Kong Ming and Zhou Yu and chanted:

Having wood is also a "trough", and having no wood is also a "cao". If the side wood of the "trough" is removed, adding rice is a "bad". Today's plan is to destroy the cao. Wouldn't it be bad for the dragon and the tiger to fight?

Li Qingzhao

Li Qingzhao was a famous poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, and her husband Zhao Mingcheng was an epigrapher. The couple were both erudite and proficient in poetry and rhythm, making them a famous "poetry couple". Once, the two of them attended the 150th birthday banquet of the famous longevity star Wu Lao in Qingzhou. After three rounds of wine and five dishes, everyone invited Qingzhao and his wife to write a couplet to congratulate Wu Lao on his birthday. Mingcheng showed a little humility and wrote:

When the sixties meet again, the age of Erli increases;

Every sixty years is 60 years, and the "reunion of sixties" means 120 years old. "It's 30 years old. The two numbers add up to Wu Lao's birthday, and cheers suddenly sounded in the living room. Everyone saw how Qingzhao continued the couplets, but they saw that Qingzhao was not restrained, holding the pen in his hand and writing with one stroke

『三』Write down the words, couplets, poems and stories about Zhuge Liang

Verse: When you come to the army, you die before you are ready, which makes the hero burst into tears. "The Prime Minister of Shu"

If you are a master and have a true reputation in the world, who can be compared to others in a thousand years! "Book of Indignation"

The list of his master's legacy before and after his death is here, making people cry at the sight of it. "Ode to History"

Couplet: Couplet of Wuhou Temple in Dingjun Mountain

Righteousness and courage and loyalty to the liver, two expressions since the Six Classics;

Trusting an orphan to entrust one's destiny, three generations will follow one person.

First couplet: Collect Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six out and seven captures, in front of the five-foot-long plain, light forty-nine lanterns, only to reward three visits.

Second line: Take Western Shu, determine the southern barbarians, reject the east and north, and change the golden, wood, earth, and divine hexagrams in the central army's tent, and the water surface can be attacked with fire.

Words: Dedicate yourself to death

Die and die.

Story: Three visits to the thatched cottage, seven captures of Meng Huo, attack on Red Cliff by fire, Bai Di Tuogu

As the saying goes: Three cobblers are equal to Zhuge Liang

Everything is ready , I only owe the east wind

Without growing up in a cottage, you can know three parts of the world

"四" The more detailed the couplets, deeds, poems, etc. about Zhuge Liang, the better

Nanyang There is a famous couplet in Wuhou Temple:

Take in the two rivers, set up eight formations, seven captures and six outs, and forty-nine bright lanterns were originally installed in the five feet, only to reward three people;

Take Western Shu, determine the southern barbarians, and reject the east and north. The central military tent is based on the hexagram of gold, wood, earth, and Yao, and the water surface can be attacked with fire.

There is also a couplet in the Wuhou Temple in Chengdu, praising Zhuge Liang's achievements in Shu:

He has been cautious in his life, captured seven times to cross the south, and six times went to the north. When will the five feet collapse? Destroyed, Jiufu will respect the teachings and receive;

Ten times the praise and honor, the eight formations will be famous, the two rivers will be blessed, the elites from all directions will be combined, and the three points of merit will definitely belong to the heroes.

"五" Zhuge Liang's stories, couplets, sayings, poems

"Borrowing Arrows from a Thatched Boat", Zhou Yu saw that Zhuge Liang was very talented and felt very jealous. One day, Zhou Yu asked Zhuge Liang to discuss military affairs and said, "We are about to fight Cao Jun. In a water battle, what weapon is best?" Zhuge Liang said, "Bows and arrows are the best." Zhou Yu said, "Yes, sir, that's what I was thinking. Same thing. Now the army is short of arrows. I want to ask you to make one hundred thousand arrows. This is a business matter. I hope you won't refuse." Zhuge Liang said, "Of course I will do it. I don't know when the one hundred thousand arrows will be used." "Zhou Yu asked: "How many days does it take to build it?" Zhuge Liang said: "Since we are going to fight, if we build it in ten days, we will miss a big deal." Zhou Yu asked: "How many days do you think it will be completed?" Zhuge Liang said: " It only takes three days." Zhou Yu said, "The military situation is urgent, so we can't joke." Zhuge Liang said, "How dare you joke with the governor. I am willing to issue a military order. If you don't do it in three days, I will be punished." Zhou Yu was very happy and asked Zhuge Liang to face him. A military order was issued and a banquet was held to entertain him. Zhuge Liang said: "Today is too late. From tomorrow to the third day, please send five hundred soldiers to the river to shoot arrows." Zhuge Liang drank a few glasses of wine and left.

Lu Su said to Zhou Yu: "How can one hundred thousand arrows be made in three days? Is Zhuge Liang telling a lie?" Zhou Yu said: "He said it himself, I didn't force him to do it." He. I have to tell the military craftsmen to deliberately delay and not prepare all the materials for making arrows. If they fail to make the arrows by then, he will have nothing to say. Go and find out. What is his plan? Come back and tell me."

Lu Su met Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang said: "I have to make 100,000 arrows in three days, so I have to ask you to help me." Lu Su said: "You found it yourself, how can I help you?" Zhuge Liang said: " Lend me twenty boats, each with thirty sergeants, covered with green cloth, and more than a thousand straw handles arranged on both sides of the boat. I will take care of it on the third day. I’ll keep one hundred thousand arrows, but I can’t let the governor know about it. If he finds out, my plan will be over.”

Lu Su agreed. He didn't know what Zhuge Liang's borrowed boat was for. When he came back and reported to Zhou Yu, he didn't mention the borrowed boat. He only said that Zhuge Liang didn't use materials such as bamboo, feathers, and glue paint. Zhou Yu became confused and said, "Let's see what he does on the third day!"

Lu Su secretly allocated twenty fast boats, each with thirty sergeants. According to Zhuge Liang's words, The green cloth curtains and straw handles were arranged and waited for Zhuge Liang's arrangement. On the first day, there was no movement from Zhuge Liang; on the second day, there was still no movement from Zhuge Liang; until the fourth watch on the third day, Zhuge Liang secretly invited Lu Su into the boat. Lu Su asked him: "What did you ask me to do?" Zhuge Liang said: "Please go and get the arrow together." Lu Su asked: "Where to get it?" Zhuge Liang said: "No need to ask, you will know when you get there." He ordered the twenty boats to be connected with ropes and sailed towards the north shore.

At this time, the sky was filled with heavy fog, and it was impossible to see clearly even face to face on the river. Before dawn, the boat was already approaching Cao Jun's water stronghold. Zhuge Liang ordered the stern of the boat to face eastward, and asked the sergeants on the boat to beat drums and shout loudly. Lu Su was surprised and said: "What if Cao Cao's troops come out?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "The fog is so thick, Cao Cao will not dare to send troops out. We just drink and have fun, and go back at dawn."

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When Cao Cao heard the sound of drums and shouts, he ordered: "The fog on the river is very heavy, and the enemy suddenly attacks. We can't see clearly what is true, so don't move out easily." Just ask the crossbowmen to shoot arrows at them and not let them get close. "He sent people to Hanzhai to mobilize 6,000 crossbowmen to the river to support the navy. More than 10,000 crossbowmen fired arrows into the river together, and the arrows seemed to rain. Zhuge Liang ordered the boat to be turned around again. , with the bow facing east and the stern facing west, still beating drums and shouting, approaching Cao Jun's water village to receive arrows

Verse: Died before leaving the army, the hero will be filled with tears. "Prime Minister of Shu"

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The master’s legacy is so famous that no one can compare with him in the past thousand years! "Book of Indignation"

The traces of his master’s legacy are here, which makes people cry at the sight of them.

Couplet: Couplet of Wuhou Temple in Dingjun Mountain

Righteousness and loyalty to the liver, two expressions since the Six Classics;

Trusting an orphan to entrust one's destiny, three generations to come.

First line: Collect Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six out and seven capture, light forty-nine lanterns in front of the five-foot plain, only to reward three people.

Second line: Take Western Shu, settle down the southern barbarians, and move east. He Beijui, in the Zhongjun tent, turned into the golden, wood, earth and divine hexagrams, and the water surface could be attacked with fire.

Words: Bowing to death

After death. p> Story: Three visits to the thatched cottage, seven captures of Meng Huo, fire attack on Red Cliff, White Emperor Tuogu

As the saying goes: Three cobblers are as strong as Zhuge Liang

Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind< /p>

Without growing up in a cottage, you can know three parts of the world

"Lu" Couplets, poems, and story titles about Zhuge Liang

Zhuge Liang (181-234 October) 8th [1]), named Kong Zhiming, nicknamed Wolong (also known as Fulong), a native of Yangdu, Langya, Xuzhou (now Yinan County, Linyi City, Shandong Province) [2], prime minister of the Shu Han Dynasty during the Three Kingdoms period, an outstanding politician, strategist, Diplomat, litterateur, calligrapher, and inventor.

Zhuge Liang’s representative works of prose include "Chu Shi Biao" and "Book of Commandments to Sons". He invented the wooden cow and flowing horse, Kongming lantern, etc., and modified the continuous crossbow, called Zhuge Liannu. But one crossbow can fire ten arrows. Zhuge Liang "dedicated his life to death" and was a representative figure of loyal ministers and wise men in traditional Chinese culture.

The most famous story: Three visits to the thatched cottage, Borrowing arrows from a straw boat, and Empty City Strategy. etc.

The first couplet: The windows are papered with paper in summer, and everyone is bright and bright

The second couplet: Gifts are given during the festival, and everyone is equal to the sky

"Qi. "Zhuge Liang's poems, couplets, words, stories, and proverbs are 2 each.

Verse: He died before he left the army, which made the hero burst into tears. "The Prime Minister of Shu"

One day after leaving the army. Who is worthy of his reputation in the world? "Rong Shu Indignation"

The list of his disciples is here, making people cry at the sight of them. "Ode to History"

Couplet: Couplet of Wuhou Temple in Dingjun Mountain

Righteousness and courage, loyalty to the liver, two expressions since the Six Classics;

Entrusting an orphan to entrust one's destiny, three generations and then one person.

First couplet: Close. In Erchuan, there were eight formations, six came out and seven were captured, and forty-nine lanterns were lit in front of the five-foot-long plain, all for the purpose of rewarding the three.

Second line: Take Western Shu, determine the southern barbarians, reject the east and north, in the central army tent, change the golden, wood, earth, and divine hexagrams, and the water surface can be attacked with fire.

Words: devote oneself to one's duty

Die and die.

Story: Three visits to the thatched cottage, seven captures of Meng Huo, attack on Red Cliff by fire, Bai Di Tuogu

As the saying goes: Three cobblers are equal to Zhuge Liang

Everything is ready , all I owe is the east wind

Being humble, one can know three parts of the world

"Eight" The story of couplets written by famous people in ancient times

1

< p> One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends. He took advantage of his excitement and said to him: "The moon under the water is the moon in the sky." There is no comparison. Yang Danian

arrived just in time and replied: The person in your eyes is the person in front of you. Everyone cheered.

2

Liu Gong’s father is a good person. Wang Anshi came up with a test: the three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou. Liu Duidao: Four poems in praise of elegance. Wang

Zi Shi praised his couplet: It is truly a creation of heaven and earth.

Three

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cones fell into the chessboard.

Su Dongpo's

sentence says: When playing chess under a pine tree, the pine pieces fall with the chess pieces every time. Huang Tingjian said to him: When fishing beside willows, willow silk is often hung with silk.

Four

On the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to test the talent of her groom Qin Shaoyou Qu, so she shut Qin out and said: Close the door

Push out the window the month before last. Qin Shaoyou thought about it and couldn't think of the right thing, and wandered for a long time. Su Dongpo was in a bad mood. Although he was anxious for his brother-in-law, it was inconvenient for him to do it for him. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up a stone, and threw it into a flower vat

filled with water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", he suddenly understood and blurted out: throw stones into the sky and into the sky under the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this and hurriedly welcomed the groom.

Five

One day Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu Bowen were playing chess. Zhu Chu said to him: The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the pieces, and the sun and the moon compete for glory. Liu Bo

Wen said to him: Thunder is the war drum and lightning is the flag, and the wind and clouds unite. Zhu Liuzhi's choice of words is perfect for each person's identity.

Six

Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan went to the countryside for business and saw his husband's traffic. The blessing goes like this: A waterwheel carries water, and the water follows

the waterwheel. When the waterwheel stops, the water stops. Tang replied: "The fan blows the wind, and the wind comes out of the fan and stirs the wind." I wish Tang's pairing is really clever and will be recited for a while.

Seven

In the first year of Tianqi in the Ming Dynasty, Prime Minister Ye Xianggao passed by Fuzhou and stayed at the home of Weng Zhengchun, the number one scholar in the new family. Weng improvised

and said: Chongzai Su Han's house is poor and lonely. Ye Xianggao was surprised when he saw that the couplet was filled with the words "宝头", then he said peacefully: "The guest is a palace official, a wealthy family is tolerant." The next day, Weng sent Ye on the road. When he passed the pond, Ye said: Weng last night said that poverty was lonely, but I don't think so. Look: there are seven ducks in the floating pond, three pairs and one in total. Unexpectedly, Weng Zhengchun was defeated by an army. He looked at the pond, frowned, and immediately responded: "A ruler fish jumps into the water, measure nine inches and ten cents."

After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed.

Eight

When Xu Xi took office, he followed the order and led all the students to welcome him. Zhusheng thought that Xu was born in poverty and was quite rude when meeting each other. Shou Ling

Feeling angry in his heart, he went out to test the students: If you break the pomegranate, there will be many sour seeds in the red door. Everyone looked at each other, no one could answer. Xu replied: Bite open the ginkgo, and you will see an adult in white clothes. Everyone was so shocked that they no longer dare to underestimate Xu Xi!

Nine

The Ming Dynasty Jie Jin, the door is opposite the rich man's bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door: Opposite the door are thousands of bamboos, and there are thousands of books in his home. The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added one word to the upper and lower couplets:

The door is opposite to a thousand bamboos, and the family has thousands of books. The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Jie Jin An laughed in the middle and added another word in the upper and lower couplets: There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the family collection. The rich man was so angry that he was dumbfounded

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Ten

Cheng Minzheng was known as a child prodigy, and Prime Minister Li Xian wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law. He pointed to the fruits on the table and said: "Because of the load (he), I got the lotus root (even)," Cheng said. : There are apricots (lucky) and plum blossoms (matchmaker). Li Xian was so happy that he married his daughter to him.

Eleven

When Dai Dabin was five years old, he took the boy test. Seeing his young age, the students smiled and asked, "What official position do you want?" Dai replied, "Old Ge". Everyone said in a joke: I am still young but I miss my pavilion when I am old. Dai replied loudly: "You have to be a scholar without talent." Everyone laughed.

Twelve

Yang Shen, An Yongxiu, nicknamed Sheng'an, was born in the first year of Hongzhi in the Ming Dynasty. It is said that when he was five or six years old, he was swimming in a weir pond near Guihu Lake. When the county magistrate passed by, he did not get up to avoid it. The county magistrate ordered his clothes to be hung on an old tree, and told Yang Shen: "This magistrate has a pair. If you can guess it, I will spare you the crime of disrespect!" The county magistrate has just finished reading the first couplet: Thousand-year-old trees are used as clothes hangers. Yang Shen immediately responded: The Yangtze River of thousands of miles is used as a bathtub. The county magistrate was impressed and praised Yang Shen as a child prodigy.

Thirteen

When Shen Yifu was eight years old, his teacher told him: Green water is worry-free, but the wind wrinkles the face. Shen said to him: Qingshan is not old, it is snow-white. The teacher loved his intelligence and praised him endlessly.

Fourteen

Rongguang, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, was condemned by public opinion for his fight to build the Jinpu Railway Station.

A newspaper in Jinmen wrote a couplet:

Zhiguang fought to build a station, seeking glory but turning humiliation into disgrace. The newspaper offered a reward for those who responded, and there were many who responded. The best works include: Victory Guaranteed to Pretend

Talking about war, do not be arrogant before winning. Another couplet: Zai Zhen is a Cang Jiao, and her reputation will be great for a thousand years. What was stated in the Lianyu was all true, and it was a close rival to the Shanglian Gong, so it was rumored to be a joke for a while.

Fifteen

In 1894, the Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese War broke out. On November 2 of the same year, the Japanese army invaded Dalian. News of the defeat came on the occasion of the 60th birthday of the Empress Dowager Cixi. Someone angrily wrote a couplet on the wall of Beijing: Longevity without borders, universal unity

To celebrate; the three armies were defeated, and territories were ceded for peace. Cixi listened to the government behind the curtain for more than 20 years, losing power and humiliating the country, but after her death, she was revered as the Empress Dowager Chongxi. In this regard, someone wrote a couplet to mock it: The curtain has been hanging down for more than 20 years, and the land has been cut off every year. The title has sixteen characters, each word deceiving the heaven.

Sixteen

When Su Kun's famous Chou Yang San was playing The Legend of White Snake, he satirized Li Hongzhang's traitorous behavior and was later persecuted to death by Li.

The audience was very angry. Someone wrote this couplet: Yang San is dead without Su Chou; Mr. Li Er is a traitor.

Li Hongzhang ranked second, so he was called Mr. Li Er.

Seventeenth

Yu Quyuan and his daughter visited Lingyin Temple in the West Lake. When they saw a couplet in the Cold Spring Pavilion, Yu whispered: When did the spring start to get cold?

Feng Flying from where. His daughter smiled and replied: "The spring has been cold since the time of Yu; the peak has flown from the neck." Yu Jingbu: What is the word "xiang"? His daughter said, "If Xiang Yu doesn't pull up this mountain, how can Feng An fly?"

Eighteen

Li was an official, cleverly created a name, and plundered money. The people all hated him. After his death, someone made a play

A couplet said: If you die early, the sky will have eyes for a while, and the earth will have no skin for another three days.

Nineteenth

Wang spends extravagantly on weekdays, and lacks firewood and rice during the Chinese New Year, so he pastes a couplet on the door: To practice frugality, to be too frugal

Bo Year. The neighbor added one word each to the upper and lower couplets: If you do things early and frugally, it will be a year of indifference. Viewers burst into laughter.

Twenty

A certain person was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but they were all rejected. After winning the exam, relatives and friends came to fawn over him one after another.

Birds flocked to him. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine period of May, June and July,

the firewood and rice were all exhausted and scorched, and there was not an inch of iron, no credit, no debt, even though there was Close relatives and distant relatives, who is willing to provide help in times of need;

Fortunately, this year, in the first, second, and third exams of the imperial examination, the articles were all suitable, and I won the first place in the Five Classics, and my name and surname are also fragrant.

It doesn’t matter who you are, everyone comes to add icing on the cake.

Twenty-one

The scholar Zhang is proud of his talent. One day, I met a farmer carrying mud in a field. He refused to give way and neither of them was allowed to pass. The farmer smiled and said: I have a couplet. If you can do it right, I am willing to go to the fields and give way. The scholar agreed. The farmer said: A heavy load of mud meets Zilu (meaning once Zhongni meets Zilu). Zhang thought hard and had nothing to say, so he had to go to the field to make way. Three years later, Zhang suddenly realized this when he saw the river dredging workers bursting the embankments to divert water. In the evening, the river workers returned from their appointments laughing.

Continued the first couplet: The masters from the two embankments returned with smiles.

Twenty-two

There was a rich man. His father and his son each donated money for a Jinshi. They were very proud of themselves. On New Year's Eve, they posted it in front of the door

A couplet to celebrate. The couplet says: The father is a Jinshi, the son is a Jinshi, the father and the son are Jinshi together; the wife is a husband, the daughter-in-law

Madam, the wife and daughter-in-law are both wives. After reading the couplet, Mr. Wang added a few words to the couplet, and the couplet suddenly became: The father goes to the earth, the son goes to the earth, the father and the son go to the earth together; the wife loses her husband, the daughter-in-law loses her husband, the wife and daughter-in-law All lost their husbands. The rich man was so ashamed and angry that he had to tear off the couplet.

Twenty-three

Tang went out to play with his friends and saw a square lantern hanging in a hotel with the word "wine" written on all sides. He said: 一

A lamp, four words, wine, wine, wine. It was late at night, and the watchman came out. My friend said, I am right: drums at the third watch, two gongs, soup, soup, soup, soup.

Twenty-Four

Li Mouyan followed the class and promised to treat Mr. Li to a banquet on Chinese Valentine's Day. For several consecutive years, Li failed to keep his promise.

Another year

On the Chinese Valentine's Day, three meals were still simple. The teacher told the students to answer: "The guest house is desolate, just like tonight on the Chinese Valentine's Day." Student

The student couldn't answer it, so he asked his father, who said: "The cold forest is lonely, but it can be moved to the Mid-Autumn Festival next month." During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Li missed his appointment again.

The teacher told the students again: Green bamboo has no intention at all, but it can't survive the crisis. When Li saw it, he said to him on behalf of his son:

If Huang Hua has an appointment, how late will it be to wait for Chong Xu? On the Double Ninth Festival, the guest house was still cold, so the husband had to pass on the students again

The opponents: the three heroes of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Liang, Han Xin and Di Renjie. Li laughed and said, "Sir, that's ridiculous!" Di Renjie was from the Tang Dynasty. The teacher replied: The records of the former Tang Dynasty and later Han Dynasty are well known, but why are we so forgetful about one meal? Li suddenly became speechless and Hao Ran retreated.

Twenty-five

There was a corrupt official who wrote a couplet in the Yamen to show his innocence: Love the people like a son, enforce the law like a mountain. At night, someone

followed the couplet with the following two lines: "Love the people like a son, and all the gold and silver are my sons; enforce the law like a mountain, and have a mountain of money to back it up." Everyone saw it and laughed.

Twenty-six

Guo Moruo studied in a private school when he was young. Once I secretly ate peaches from the temple with my classmates. The monk went to the husband to file a complaint. The husband held the student accountable, but no one acknowledged it. The husband said, I will make a pair, and whoever can match will be exempted from punishment. Sir

said: Yesterday, I stole the peach and drilled it into a dog hole. I wonder who it was? Guo Moruo thought for a moment and said to him: If he climbs Gui Bu Chan Palace at the age of ten, he must have me. The teacher was amazed by his talent and was extremely happy. All the students were exempted from punishment.

Twenty-seven

When Chiang Kai-shek ran for president, he continued Fan Ting's play with a couplet: The lonely frog at the bottom of the well, the sky is small and the earth is small, arrogant and arrogant;

Toilet The strange rocks in the middle are not right, smelly and hard. This couplet vividly depicted Chiang Kai-shek's ugliness, and people all applauded.

Twenty-eight

In 1953, Qian Sanqiang led a scientific expedition mission. The members included Hua Luogeng, Zhang Yuzhe, Zhao Jiuzhang,

Bei Shi Zhang, Lu Shuxiang and others. There is nothing to do on the way, and it is rare to talk about the present and the past. At this time, Hua Luogeng fell in love with the scene, and came up with a line in the first couplet: the three powerful countries, South Korea, Wei, and Zhao, asked for a counterpoint to the second couplet. Sanqiang refers to the three powerful countries of Han, Wei and Zhao during the Warring States Period, but it also metaphors the name of Qian Sanqiang, the leader of the delegation. This not only solves the difficulty of matching numbers in the second line, but also embeds a character in the second line. Scientist's name. Therefore, when Hua Lao's first couplet came out, everyone hesitated a lot. After a while, Hua Luogeng calmly recited the second couplet: Nine Chapters of Pythagorean Strings. Jiu Zhang is a famous mathematical work in ancient my country. This book recorded for the first time the Pythagorean Theorem discovered by Chinese mathematicians. At the same time, Jiuzhang is the name of atmospheric physicist Zhao Jiuzhang. It was so wonderful that the whole house was fascinated by it