Funny jokes and short sentences

1. They said that the Internet was fake, so I smiled as if the reality was real.

2, people are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped in your teeth.

3. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore the bell.

4. In what age, I have no sense of hooliganism at all.

5. Yes, you are the first step of genius!

6. Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

7. The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

8. I always think of the serious matter of losing weight after I have had enough to eat and drink.

9. Are the Mayan predictions accurate? I wouldn't have to do my homework if I had been accurate.

1. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.