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Script-The Emperor's New Clothes (Modern Humor Edition)

Narrator: Many years ago, there was a king named "King Jin" in xxx. In order to dress beautifully, he did not hesitate to spend all his money on clothes. His motto is "It's better not to eat than to wear less", so he began to build a castle to accommodate his clothes. Now, there are about seven or eight castles! He changes clothes every hour and even wears pajamas. Whenever people look at the newly posted yellow list, it always says, "The tailor of the emperor was overworked and died in the line of duty. The palace urgently calls for a tailor! " ! "Well, one day. ...

Minister Zhang came to power: "Hey, depressed! Hey, melancholy! The dead emperor knows how to make clothes all day. I have nothing to do as a minister, so I have to find a part-time job. Today, I finally got a chance to have dinner with our old Dong. He sent me another boring message, asking me to meet two new tailors at once. Helpless, had to send them away!

Look how busy you are. Hey, who, don't be a bird! Speak human words! (angry), yo! (immediately changing his attitude) Your Majesty! Hey, I'm on my way! ..... Zha "(rushed off)

Minister Pang came to power: "My heart is sad and my heart hurts. What's the use of being a minister? " . People treat me as if I am enjoying all the happiness, but I am lonely and empty. Who knows who knows (in Taiwan Province Province) ... this dead emperor who was surfing the Internet suddenly sent me an email and insisted that I help him meet two tailors who didn't want to live. What a cheek! ..... (angrily walks off the stage) ...

Emperor: I am a citizen of a big country; In his youth, his family had two thousand gold, and daydreaming became emperor. I have been enthroned for more than three years, so I will change my clothes if I have nothing to do. "(rubbing hands) Great! Finally, two tailors came to apply! I am very happy. Although I haven't changed my clothes for 2 hours, 27 minutes and 8 seconds, after all, God is just and gave me two tailors! Ah, merciful God (moved) ... "Minister (Zhang, Pang). "Ah, the emperor, I miss you so much! (Hug) "

Doorman: "Here comes the tailor!" " "Hello, the emperor! (handshake) "

P 1: "Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard of testing smart clothes? He is thin, soft, comfortable and warm, and the biggest feature is that idiots can't see it! This is China's latest product now ... "

P2: This is really a must-have costume to entertain the public and make a fool of yourself.

(Arrange a classmate to speak loudly) So where can I buy it?

P He: "You just need to call directly: 7474774, or visit the website: www... com."

Emperor: "Wow! All right, it's all yours! Come (the guard answers here), arrange them to stay in a 5-star hotel at once, and send all the best silk and gold, and I'll pay the bill! ! ! "

P: It's rare for you to spend money, so spend it well. Pay my mobile phone fee first, then my water and electricity fee, winter heating fee, and then the design fee of clothes.

(End)

Narrator: "The two swindlers didn't make any clothes. They just take money for show. In fact, there is nothing on the textile machine. A few days later ...

Emperor: "I wonder if those two have finished." I have to call Xiao Zhangzi and Xiao Fatty and ask them to show me. I think at the beginning, he was the number one in our class! " (End) "

Zhang Hepang (enters the room, waiting for the empty loom and the "busy" liar to be in a daze)

P 1: "What's the matter, dear minister? Look, what a beautiful pattern! Look, this is my favorite pattern' Teenage Ninja Turtle' and' Crayon Shinchan'. Do you like it? I was working all night! If you can't say it well, then I only have bite the tongue! "

(Ministers winking at each other) Pang: "Wow! ! ! What a good wife! What a beautiful wife! I must tell the emperor that this is undoubtedly the most beautiful dress in the world. Look at the skirt in the back! How did you do it! ! ……"

P Qi: "You still have eyes! ! "

Zhang: "There is nothing to say, in one word: beautiful!"

Pang (whispering to the audience): "Is that a word?"

P: "that is! Oh! "

"What's the matter?" "We are going to eat, bye ..." (End)

"(talking and walking) What do you see? I didn't see anything. " "Me too! ! "……

Narrator: "When the minister went back, he said a lot of nice things to describe the clothes that didn't exist, for fear that the emperor would think them stupid."

Emperor: "I can't wait, I want to see for myself!" It's been three days! Zhang Er, Ponji (Yes, sir! (military salute)), go! Tell them to take their clothes! ! ! Go away! " (two people mutually assured destruction).

(Liar "takes" clothes and poses) Li: "Dangdang Dangdang! (333 1)"

P2: "Li Ning, anything is possible!" (Li Ning brand slogan)

He (hugs): "Your clothes are like an angel, your kindness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like cute giant pandas! Your majesty! I miss you so much! "

The minister (muttering to the audience) said, "Damn it, learn from us! ! ! "

Emperor: "Is this a dress?"

P: "yes!"

Emperor (to audience): "Am I that stupid? I am the emperor! Who is the screenwriter? How did you write about me like this? ! Damn it! I'm not that stupid! ……"

P2: "Your Majesty, do you like it?"

Emperor: "Good, good, great! Come on, put it on me, I'm going to the parade! ! Take it out! "

Guards and children: "alas! ! Take a look, take a look! The emperor's new clothes are on the market! ! "

(The emperor is in front, the minister is behind, everyone is watching, and the liar holds the emperor. The audience looked at each other, although they didn't see anything, but they couldn't stop praising each other ...)

Child: "He has nothing on!" " "

"I ..." The emperor said angrily, "Who is little P-boy? That's bullshit！ Go back to the palace! ……"

(end of the play)

Hehe, that's all. . Not too much.

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Respondents: Ya-Scholar Level 3-18 16: 12.