Anecdotes of World Cup

Issue 10: British newspapers are joking.

Hilarious index: ★★★ ☆.

British newspapers also made a fool of themselves. In the fourth World Cup, the United States beat England by 1:0. When the reporter came back, the editor thought the reporter was joking, so he changed the score to 1: 10. England won and read the newspaper the next day, which caused an uproar all over the world.

No.9: The king of the ball is almost naked.

Hilarious index: ★★★★

Traditionally, when the championship is won or lost, some fans will rush down to hug the players and even take something from them as a souvenir. However, when Brazil won the 9th World Cup, the fans were so crazy that they rushed into the stadium to hug Pele, tore his clothes, shoes and socks, and finally even asked for a rag. Bailey was so anxious that he begged not to tear his underwear, or he would be naked.

No.8: The goal hero was eliminated.

Hilarious index: ★★★ ☆.

In the semi-finals between Uruguay and Hungary in the 5th World Cup, Uruguay fell behind 0-2 at first, but in the second half 15 minutes, Hoberg scored a goal for Uruguay, and four minutes before the end, he scored another goal to equalize the score. The ecstatic teammates gathered together and celebrated in time. Unexpectedly, they knocked him unconscious and carried him out. Uruguay lost the game 2-4.

No.7: "I didn't give a kickback!" "

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

During the World Cup in Korea and Japan, a hotel introduced a reward measure of "China team wins free of charge and scores 50% off". Many fans are generally optimistic about the first match between China and Costa Rica, thinking that even if they can't win, scoring a goal is not a problem. On the opening day, the hotel was full, and the fans not only watched the game enthusiastically, but also enjoyed their consumption. China lost 2-0, and the fans were not only depressed, but also distressed at the checkout. Afraid of causing trouble, the hotel owner quickly explained: "I didn't give them (China team) a penny rebate!"

6 th place: referee color blindness

Hilarious index: ★★★★★☆.

In the second World Cup, when Germany and Austria competed for the third and fourth place, the game had already started for several minutes. The Italian referee found that the uniforms of the two teams were the same color, which was difficult to identify, so he immediately stopped and asked the first team to change clothes.

Fifth: shoot barefoot

Hilarious index: ★★★★★★★

In the third World Cup match between Brazil and Poland, Brazilian player Leonidas sank a sneaker into the mud while running. Just when he was in a hurry, it happened that his partner sent another good ball, so Leonidas ignored his shoes and went barefoot to catch the ball, then shook the opposing player and shot successfully. More than forty years have passed since this goal, and nothing so interesting has ever happened again.

Fourth: gambling lost his wife.

Hilarious index: ★★★★★★☆

A football fan in Tirana, Albania, lost his wife while betting on Argentina-Bulgaria match. When watching the game, the unknown fan firmly believed that Argentina would win and put his wife on someone else. As a result, Argentina lived up to expectations and lost 2-0 to Bulgaria, so my wife had to leave with others. The fans were embarrassed and regretted, so they had to report the case to the police.

Third place: superstar "idolization"

Hilarious index: ★★★★★★★★

In the 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan, Brazil set up a training camp in Ulsan, South Korea. One day, Korean KBS TV sent a report team to interview Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Carlos. There is a beautiful news anchor in the reporting group. After greeting the team leader first, the team leader called the three to the coffee shop where they stayed. After seeing the female anchor, the three guys' eyes lit up. After the team leader told them about the interview, the three of them immediately winked at each other, didn't say yes or no, and ran to the elevator, apparently going back to the room. The leader of the Brazilian team thought that Rhoda and Carlos didn't want to be interviewed, so he shrugged his shoulders at the beautiful female anchor and her colleagues and expressed regret, saying that he had no right to force his players to be interviewed by any media. It is a special case to approve their interview. It is illegal to force Brazilian players to give interviews.

The female anchor and cameraman listened to the leader's words, so they had to pack up their machines and walk out of the door in frustration. When they were about to walk out of the gate, they heard something behind them, as if someone was chasing them. Looking back, I saw Ronaldinho and Carlos back again, each holding a notebook and a pen. It turned out that the three did not want to refuse the interview, but thought that the female anchor was too beautiful. They want his autograph and take a photo with her. Everyone was dumbfounded when they took the translator to the TV station to explain the idea. The anchorwoman signed their autographs with surprise, and the three of them immediately compared their signatures with each other like "professional fans", talking about something while comparing, and their faces showed satisfaction and pride from time to time. After three people want to sign autographs, they haven't finished counting, and then you have a joint interview with the female anchor: "What's your name?" Which team do you like? Will you cheer for Brazil? Who is your favorite athlete? "In this way, three people" tinkering "for half an hour, just sit down for an interview.

Second place: Turkish carsickness corps

Hilarious index: ★★★★★★☆

In the 2002 World Cup, according to the requirements of the Turkish team, they were given a training camp that was the most hidden and least easily harassed on the mountain. The team takes Panshan Road to the stadium for training every day. The road in Ulsan was very bumpy, and with ups and downs, the Turkish team got carsick as soon as they arrived at the station.

Captain Sook is the most dizzy one. After arriving in Ulsan, on the way out of the camp from the airport, he stopped six times because he wanted to vomit. The second place in motion sickness is bald Hassan. Seeing Hassan as fierce as a tiger on the field, not on Panshan Road. Later, he came up with an idea. As soon as he got on the bus, he took off his coat and began to sing with bare arms. He sang while swinging his coat along the way, which can distract his attention and relieve the distress of carsickness. Needless to say, his tricks are really useful. Many Turkish players followed him all the way to the training ground, and the phenomenon of motion sickness really eased.

No. 1: World Cup package selection

Hilarious index: ★★★★★★★★

1. A critical letter

The general idea is as follows: "Because the World Cup has been going on for a month, it has seriously interfered with family life, and my wife has been left out in the cold. I regret it and feel guilty. I would like to make a profound review to my wife and promise to repent and turn over a new leaf in the next four years and not make the same mistake again. If you commit another crime, your wife has the right to return to her family and her life will be taken care of. "

2. Two boxes of instant noodles and 66 sausages.

No matter whether your wife goes back to her mother's house or not, no one will cook for you in the middle of the night to solve the problem of fasting. So you can go to Wankelong and buy a batch of instant noodles and sausages at wholesale prices such as island prices, and you can support yourself and have plenty of food and clothing.

3. Two bottles of Shi × Kang

Instant noodles fill the stomach for more than a month, malnutrition is inevitable, and X Kang can be supplemented. It is said that this product is a multivitamin tablet, which contains various vitamins and trace elements needed by the human body every day, and is especially effective for people with irregular diet due to special hobbies. Stay in Qingshan, not afraid of not watching the ball. 30 tablets per bottle, so two bottles are recommended.

4. alarm clock

It goes without saying what this thing is for.

It is suggested that manufacturers produce special alarm clocks and shout "Kick-off!" as soon as the time comes. Kick off! " With the kick-off whistle, the singing in Serie A (that is, the song "Oleo") can make you sleepy and refreshed.

5. Resignation letter

Starting on the 6th, before the boss case. The purpose of this book is not to get drunk. First, it is reasonable. The World Cup unfortunately began in the Western Hemisphere. I can't stop time, and day and night are reversed, which affects my work during the day. I greeted you in advance. The second is to be emotional. I'll even lose my job for something I like. Where can I find such a decisive and loyal subordinate? Besides, it only happens once every four years, and you may not get it right!

6. Ten cases of beer

A few years ago, there were similar people in France, each of whom kept a case of wine. When they heard the whistle, they opened the lid and thought about it after watching the game. People in China are not so romantic and petty. It takes money and energy. It's better to carry ten cases of beer under the bed, use the wine bottle as a cup, treat the World Cup as a snack, have three or five confidants and binge drink. How happy I am!

7. A spare TV set

For China, the team was eliminated by the strong teams in the group stage. In view of the fact that the China team has not participated in this world, it is not too late to ignore this article and express your feelings later.