Classmate reunion classic teasing jokes

In our usual study, work or life, everyone has seen the jokes more or less. The following are the classic jokes about class reunion that I arranged for you. Welcome to share, I hope it will help you.

1. The monitor organized a reunion of old classmates. Halfway through the meal, he stood up and gave me a toast: "Don't drink this glass of wine, lose face in front of everyone!" " I also got up quickly: "Monitor, sit down first. Everyone at KFC is watching us ... "

2, in a few days, the classmates got together and asked me to go to XX Hotel. I went there and found that many students didn't know each other! Everything has changed! So I introduced myself one by one. I just met him when my cell phone rang and my classmates called. I asked, "Where are you? Come on, I need you! " "

At the class reunion, a classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, I must propose a toast to you. You were very kind to me in those days. Every time you finish the problem, you are the first to ask me if I understand. " Teacher: "Actually, I think that if you understand, everyone can understand ..."

It rained yesterday afternoon, and I met a beautiful classmate who was hiding from the rain under the tree, so I went up to talk to him: classmate, why don't I take you home? The rain will not stop for a while. Thank you, my boyfriend will be here soon!

Go home at four o'clock in the afternoon, take a shower, change clothes and go to the hotel early. In the reserved private room, Xiaoying and Zhiying have arrived. Seeing the good wine brought by Xiaoying, I was afraid that I couldn't hold it, so I decided to drink the usual Erguotou, so I went out and bought four bottles. Don't be ridiculous. I killed six and a half bottles at the last party of ten people. Class reunions are always crazy.

6. In order to highlight my identity at the class reunion, I wore a Rolex. Just when I was worried about how to display it, a classmate suddenly asked what time it was.

I was overjoyed and calmly took out my mobile phone and dialed the phone: "Manager Wang? I am a customer who bought a Rolex from you. Yes, yes, a gold watch. I want to ask, what time is it? "

7. The students arrived one after another. I sat with my back to the door. It became a necessary ceremony for students to touch my bald head in the door. Of course, the girls all touched my bald head. They hated my male classmates and said simply: After being on the program "If You Are the One", bald head was very popular.

8. Yesterday at the class reunion, I suddenly saw the goddess I had a crush on before, so I went to say hello to see if there was any chance. After chatting for a while, a child came to pull the goddess' clothes and said, Ma Ma, I want to go home, and my face was green at that time. In the future, I will talk to another classmate about the goddess and ask him which cow dung the goddess was inserted in and which pig arched it. Then I saw the child coming over and pulling the clothes of his classmates and saying, Dad, Mom wants you to pass. ...

9. We students all grew up together in the textile compound. Our parents come from all over the country. Because Tianjin has the largest population, everyone speaks Tianjin dialect. Students are very humorous, two people talking is crosstalk, and a group of people together is sketch and drama.

10, class reunion, found that the women's university changed eighteen times, and everyone became immortals. Deeply touched, a lesbian said, "You have changed a lot. I remember when you were a child, BYJ, you went to college in Joseph Cheng. Why are you in Degang Guo now!