Information administrator graduation information

Information administrator graduation information

I said to god, let our friendship last forever. God said no, you can be friends for seven days at most, and I said yes.

Monday to Sunday. God said no, only four days, I said yes, four seasons. God said no, only.

Three days, I said yes, yesterday, today and tomorrow. God said no, two days, I said day and night. God said there was only one.

God, I said, of course, God is at a loss, but what day is it today? I said every day of my life!

I like that there is only pure hope in life, only steady and slow growth; I like the years after washing.

Rainbow is always after the storm; After spring blossoms, autumn will always come; Loneliness always comes after loneliness; I will always cherish it after missing it; Tears always

After injury; Smile is always behind the rose, and may your good mood always be after the dawn every day! !

Time can take away time, but it can't take away my thoughts of you.

Graduation can take away my thoughts, but it can't take away the friendship between you and my classmates.

The farther time goes by, the deeper I miss, the deeper I miss and the stronger my friendship.

Have a cup of tea, a cup of wine, and gently say: take care of your friends!

You are like a leaf, floating in my palm in the autumn of my life. Another autumn of parting, there are too many.

Reluctant, sentimental. Let go of my hand gently, beautiful leaves need to fly after all.

Love letter from the city zoo

City zoo Miles fell in love with his girlfriend Mary, who was far away from home. They confided in each other through letters. After a while, Myers finally got up the courage to write to Mary to propose marriage. As usual, on the morning of the sixth day after the letter was sent, Miles received Mary's reply. He nervously opened the letter and saw that it read:

Dear:

As far as I know, you have at least 17 letters saying that my mouth is like a cherry, and at least 19 letters saying that my eyes are like bananas. I can't stand your rotten cabbage metaphor! I remember in your first love letter to me, you actually said that my legs were as slender as a flower-footed mosquito. I'm telling you, if you can't write a love letter, then I'll let your request be as pending as the Middle East peace talks, and all the consequences will be at your own risk.

Mary

After reading the letter, Miles lost his spirit like a cucumber. He is shy and angry. However, the urgent task is to reply, reply!

Poor Miles racked his brains and twisted his hands, but he just didn't know how to answer the girl's letter. Suddenly he remembered with surprise that his old father had solemnly given him a book that had been treasured for a long time the day before yesterday, and said to him: Now is the time, son. This book will teach you how to write a love letter to your beloved girl.

Miles is the keeper of the zoo. The next morning, Miles received a reply from Mary. He opened it nervously. I was busy, so I was sick and asked you to like it?

The joke must not be an animal keeper!

1: Sleep in the dormitory.

Answer: Give me a woman and I can create a country.

I believe! Give you a dog and you can create a race.

C said simply: You must not be a city zoo in the future, or you can create a world of Warcraft.

2:

Xiao Ming asked the teacher for leave, and the teacher said, what happened to the boy?

Yes, that's why I'm going to the hospital for a check-up.

3:

The teacher asked Xiaoming: Did your mother hit you?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: How many times?

Xiao Ming: I called three times, but I didn't get rid of it.

Teacher: Get out!

4:

There is a handsome guy on the balcony opposite. He plays with his mobile phone in the sun every day, and sometimes he looks up and smiles at me. My heart is pounding, and I run out of the balcony to see him every day on the grounds of pretending to hang clothes. One day, my broadband expired, because I was too busy to pay, and the handsome guy disappeared. I really want to see him.

5:

My sister-in-law came to my house to play. After supper, my wife is washing dishes. My sister-in-law and I are chatting in the living room. Sister-in-law asked me: my brother-in-law and colleagues all said I was fierce. Do you think I'm fierce? I was just about to speak. . . My wife is in the kitchen, sticking her head out and shouting, if you dare to look, I will break your leg. . .

6:

No matter what my boyfriend does, he always AA with me. Even if he stays on it for a few minutes, I have to stay on it for a few minutes. I always let him come first, so I don't have to go up there. . .

seven

Go downstairs to eat western food with my wife at noon. Check out, 95 yuan. Feel your pockets. No money. The waiter said, your wife is here, and you can't run away. Go home and get it.

I was worried about the safety of my stupid wife, so I flew to the sixth floor and rushed back with 100 yuan. The waiter came forward and said

Hello! A *** 105 yuan. I looked at the big red ticket in my hand and the milk tea in the hand of the loafer's wife, and instantly petrified.

Damn it, you'll die if you don't drink it!

Counselor's graduation message

I remember when you first entered the university, your face was so immature and your expression was so simple, and you started the first class of the university-military training with beautiful dreams. During military training, I criticized you and tried to deal with you, which made some classmates leave a tough impression on me. But what I remember most is the rainy night when you worked overtime in the training ground to practice military boxing. In the days of military training, I have been angry for you and moved by you. It's an honor to experience military training with you.

There are too many memories about you in my mind. During military training, I remember someone asking: Teacher, can I wash my military uniform? I remember punishing you for standing in the military posture at night. After school started, I remember you asking: Teacher, which classroom are we in? I remember a student asking: Teacher, what should I do if I lose my bank card? I remember a student asking: can I go out to play on weekends? I remember the students' panic when they were sick and their silence when they saw me. I remember you gave me too much trust.

Dear students, I remember you said when you knew that I was only a part-time counselor: Teacher, you are also a student, so can you call me big sister or senior sister outside the office? I readily promised. So, after work, you treat me like a sister or a senior. Yes, a name outside the office has narrowed the distance between you and me, and even made us have no distance. I am used to such intimate address, and I think you will talk to me like a friend. I remember a student chatting with me and saying, teacher, I haven't told anyone these words, only you know my situation. I was even a little touched at that time. I never thought the position of counselor was great, but it gave me a sense of accomplishment. I have many young friends. You have ideals and ideas, and being with you has made me grow.

Dear students, I am honored to have spent two years with you, and I am also very happy to experience the taste of youth with you. In the past two years, I have done well and I have not done well. Perhaps, after a period of time, you will gradually forget me, but please believe that as a teacher, I hope you can all do your best; As seniors, I hope you can all learn something; As sisters, I hope you can all live a healthy and happy life. It is you who make me feel happy in my work and give me a sense of accomplishment and pride in my work.

Dear classmates, you have taught me a lot in the past two years. I am proud of you, I am proud of you, and I feel sorry and guilty for you. Seeing your gradual transformation and maturity, I believe my efforts are rewarding. Thank you. Being with you is my proudest thing in these two years.