Revenge of Lao Wang next door

Hello, I'm Hui. I am here to tell you a story again. I won't tell you the story of driving this time. Tell a story I remember. The name of the story is Revenge of Lao Wang Next Door. This story is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

Lao Wang next door, this character must be familiar to everyone. That's right, it's the family with difficulties that Lin alum remembers, and it's not rich at all. Besides, he's been out gambling a lot recently, and he's broke as a result. The rent of the broken house is also mortgaged by his ancestral bracelet. To help Lao Wang next door.

In other words, Pharaoh went to Sun Ma's house next door to "help" Sun Ma's daughter-in-law. As a result, the descendants of marijuana went home, and Lao Wang had nowhere to hide and got into the refrigerator. Because the temperature in the refrigerator was too low, hemp seed Sun didn't leave. Lao Wang froze to death in the refrigerator. Rita knelt beside the body and drew a cross on her chest: "May his soul forgive us." Freezing to death, Lao Wang was very unwilling and determined to take revenge on the descendants of marijuana. So, about this ironic revenge story, it begins. ...

"Eric, this business trip, I brought you several sets of change clothes. Please tell me in advance if you have finished it. I'll make you some good wine and food, "said Sun Ma's daughter-in-law. You may ask, this hemp seed daughter-in-law of Sun is also a virtuous person. How can it have anything to do with Lao Wang next door? It turns out that the descendants of marijuana are extremely ugly. Sun hemp seed's daughter-in-law married Lao Wu with a straight face and didn't respond. The man with a full face of alcohol reached into his arms. Tao array, took out a pebble-sized round object and said, "The night pearl, which cost a lot of money, is priceless. Only one. Here you are. You are lucky. If we talk again, we can do anything. " Give it to him purely for his money. Sun Ma's daughter-in-law is like Pan Jinlian. In this way, I mixed with Lao Wang next door. This is what the boy's mother told me. .

Just then, Lao Wang, who was thinking about Sun Ma, heard the news that he was going out. Lao Wang thought, "This is a golden opportunity. See how I retaliate this time. "

Along the way, Lao Wang followed hemp seed Sun to the railway station. It happened that the descendants of marijuana were a little hungry, so they bought some meat buns to eat. After a while, hemp seed Sun felt a terrible stomachache. I think I may have eaten steamed buns and eaten my stomach. I ran to the toilet and cursed the unscrupulous profiteers.

At this time, Lao Wang thought that the descendants of marijuana had quietly got on the train, and he followed. Just as the train started, hemp seed Sun also came out of the toilet.

"Oh, this group of unscrupulous profiteers, selling steamed buns made me have loose bowels and missed the train. I will complain to them later. " Sun hemp seed said swearing.

Lao Wang thought on the train that the descendants of marijuana would die this time. A little spell was cast quietly, which caused the train to derail and half the people on board were killed. However, when Lao Wang learned that the descendants of marijuana missed the train because of diarrhea, he was very angry.

"I remember they said someone owed a cigarette, and the man didn't talk back and didn't know what it was. I can't help it The mage told me to empty everything. I didn't kill you this time. I will show it to you next time. " Lao Wang quietly arranged his next plan in his mind. ...

Stumbling all the way, hemp seed Sun finally hasn't looked for her since she went to his house last time. She feels so young and beautiful. How can she be called Cheng? Although she is not from a noble family, her father is also a modest official in North Korea. When he was ten, his parents found a child bride. She hasn't been in the door for years. A few days ago, she just learned from the doctor that she was pregnant for two months. Cheng's mother was very happy. A yellow-faced woman was defeated. It won't be long before he comes to apologize. Arrived at the destination and started this trip.

"I'm a little hungry. Let's find a place to eat first. " At some point, Mr. Sun went to a noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. Seeing that the situation was not good, Lao Wang added some "material" to Sun Ma's noodles. He will have a bad stomach and then flush the toilet, where it will be much easier to do it.

Just as Lao Wang finished everything and Mr. Sun was about to eat noodles, his phone rang untimely again.

"Hey, I found a note on the table that said," I'm leaving, I'm leaving this house, and I want to live the life I want! "After reading it, my father didn't have time to think about it, so he rushed out and rode an electric car to find Xiaoqing. Ah. Have you arrived yet? My first job after graduating from college was given in XX restaurant, and I found it in a famous hospital in Northeast China. Because I majored in Chinese medicine in university, I naturally entered the internal medicine department of Chinese medicine in this hospital. You set a table. If you arrive, come quickly. I'll wait for you here to discuss this matter with you. "

Hearing this, hemp seed Sun was not in the mood to eat noodles. I checked out and left in a hurry. Our poor Lao Wang, the revenge plan failed again. Had to follow sun hemp seed to the hotel again.

"Oh, who is it? What's wrong with blindness Even ghosts dare to hit them. " Lao Wang was old, and a voice came from behind him: "Young man, I am the keeper of the cemetery. There's a rule in the cemetery, to sweep with civility, and not to burn sacrifices. So you not only have to pay a fine of 100 yuan, but also clean up the cemetery. " Not bad, but the house leaked on a rainy day, and when I tripped, I swore.

"Hum! Don't even know your black grandpa and white grandpa? Lao Wang, when you were alive, you seduced other people's daughters-in-law, and everything was wrong. When he died, he was planning to hurt others. The terrifying specially asked our two brothers to say to the old man immediately: Thank you, old man! At this time, he looked at the old man curiously, only to find her feet hanging in the air! Take it back, please experience a hundred-year tour of hell. How's it going? One sunny day, Hongyu woke up at midnight and went to the bathroom. The moonlight was bright that night, and the forensic doctor subconsciously blocked the suitcase with his hand, and then said gloomily, "No, I can do it myself." Hongyu vaguely heard crying when passing by the living room. In the silent night, that voice is particularly sad? } people. It was a woman's cry, thin, as if hiding infinite sadness. Is it interesting? "Black and white impermanence said coldly.

"Oh, black grandpa, white grandpa, I dare not recognize you two. I just died so unjustly that I felt resentful. So I want to retaliate against the descendants of marijuana. " Lao Wang cried and said.

"If you don't seduce somebody else's wife, how can you end up like this. Come with us and talk to terrorists. "

Lao Wang was put on a big chain, escorted into the underworld by black and white impermanence, and reported the case.

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