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A complete collection of homophonic couplets, jokes, ancient poems, and sayings. Be detailed! ! !

First couplet: Lian Zi’s heart is bitter.

First couplet: Lian Zi’s heart is bitter. Second line: Pear (Li) children have intra-abdominal acidity.

First couplet: Two boats are racing, the oar (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sail (Pan Kuai). Second line: A hundred pipes contend, but the clear flute (Di Qing) is no match for Xiao He (Xiao He).

First couplet: Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that the river (Jiang Wei) makes it difficult to travel (Lü Bu). Second couplet: The bird is in a cage, but its mind is in its nest (Cao Cao), and he hates Guan Yu but cannot fly.

First couplet: Master's aunt (monk) is carrying grain in the field. Second line: In front of the beauty hall, there is an embroidery tailor (a scholar).

First line: Spring is always there in Xiangyangmen. Second line: People who have accumulated good deeds will celebrate (exhaust) and have more than enough (fish).

First couplet: Because of the lotus, you get lotus root (why you get even). Second line: There are apricots and plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).

The first couplet: Pulling nails from the stern of a boat, Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty; the second couplet: Lightning in the clouds, Huo Guang (fire) came from Hanzhong.

The first line: Don’t care about the east (guan), don’t care about the west, steward the wine. The second line: Whether it is prosperous or declining, just drink (bar).

The first couplet: Seeing the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow (Duolai Mifa Solasi). The second couplet: Taking a close look at the mountains and dancing streams (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven).

First line: When the wine is hot, there is no need to boil it with soup (scalding). Second line: There is no point in fanning the car fan when the hall is cool.

The first line: If a lake stone is placed in the middle of the river, it is not a false island (Jiadao); the second line: If a tiger skin is placed on the back of a horse, it is called Ban Biao (Ban Biao).

The first couplet: The cat is enjoying the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (mouse) at all; the second couplet: The butterflies are facing the sun among the flowers, and there is more wind (bee) coming.

The first couplet: Min Zi led the white ox (Bo Niu) by Min Ziqian to pass the prince's store; the second couplet: Bai Gong rode the black horse (Baigongqi) to drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).

The first couplet: The clogs are used as shoes, but there are no shoes under the feet (discourteous); the second couplet: The coconut gourd is used as a lamp, and the person who has been appointed before is not respectful (disloyal).

First line: Ni Fei He is still thin (Ni Fei Monk is still thin). Second line: The sundial is short and the yaksha is long (the ghost is short and the yaksha is long).

First line: Walking away in clothes and shoes, urgent matters (give things); Second line: Abandoning armor and dragging soldiers away, often losing (Shang Shu).

The first couplet: The scholar from Shanghai was demoted to the imperial examination, just to write a letter (Luo Shu); the second couplet: The people of Huating suffered disasters, all because of their evil deeds (Nie Bao).

First couplet: The aunt picking crops in the field (monk); Second couplet: Holding an embroidery tailor in front of the beauty hall (a scholar)

First couplet: Scholars, farmers, workers (palace), Shangjiao Yu. Second line: Cold, hot, warm and cool (good), respectful, thrifty and generous.

The first line: the sail goes down the wind and the sail goes against the wind, the sail is late (Fan Chi) and the sail is fast (Fan Kuai); the second line: the tide rises and the oar goes out, the oar is straight (Lu Zhi) and the oar is pulled (Lu Ban).

The first couplet: The spider under the eaves is full of (private) thoughts. The second couplet: The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud (suspicious) thoughts.

The first couplet: The rain sprinkles ashes and piles up pockmarks. The second couplet: The wind blows the lotus leaves like (towards) turtles.

Jokes:

1. Big rewards for Singles’ Day on June 1st, everyone will be happy. Product name: Single. Previous names: Single men and women, older young people. Fashionable name: leftover men and leftover women. Usage: Can be used to build love building blocks, poke a hornet's nest of feelings, and rob marriage tombs.

2. Don’t ask for glue and lacquer, just ask for a loving wife in your arms; don’t ask for a shining cow B, just ask for a heart that is not empty; don’t ask for the irrigation of love, just ask for no public nuisance; don’t ask for blind worship, just ask for never being hasty. . On Singles' Day, I order you to breed as soon as possible!

3. Guan Guanjujiu, on the river island, reading the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Study math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up foreign girls. The bold words are still there, but I am still single.

Singles' Day is here, forget your bullshit ideals and be realistic, as long as your nose doesn't get runny!

4. On the occasion of Singles' Day, on behalf of the "Left Dynasty", I wish all the "Left Fighters", "Bi Left Guests", "Fighting Left Buddhas" and "Qitian" Happy "Da Leftover" holiday, please "take off your clothes" as soon as possible!

1. The director and his group of 10 people crowded into a traveling car after they came out of the hotel. They were stopped by Pol.ice on the road. Pol.ice on duty asked: "How many people are in the car?"

The driver said: "8 people."

Pol.ice asked again: "How many people are in your car?"

The director responded first: "Just one table."

2. Pol.ice detained two homeless homeless people who were making trouble and asked them where they lived.

A homeless man said: "I live in an empty house!"

"What about you?"

Another replied: "He and I live in the same household!"

3. Lao Li, who had just received his salary, walked out of the finance department. Xiao Ma hurriedly greeted him: "Lao Li, is it time to pay back the 50 yuan you lent me last month?"

"Sorry!" Lao Li said with a smile, "I was supposed to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance department deducted the 50 yuan.

4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to watch a football match in a grand stadium, which opens his eyes, "How about it? It's a big scene, isn't it?" "

Not to be outdone, a relative in the countryside said: "It's nothing unusual, just like the rabbits and chickens we raise at home. They rush here and there and refuse to go in."

1. The director and his group of 10 people crowded into a station wagon after they came out of the hotel. They were stopped by Pol.ice on the road. Pol.ice on duty asked: "How many people can the car carry?"

The driver said: "8 people."

Pol.ice asked again: "How many people are in your car?"

The director answered first: "Exactly one table."

2. Pol.ice detained two homeless people who were making trouble and asked them where they lived.

A homeless man said: "I live in an empty house!"

"What about you?"

Another replied: "He and I live in the same household!"

3. Lao Li, who had just received his salary, walked out of the finance department. Xiao Ma hurriedly greeted him: "Lao Li, is it time to pay back the 50 yuan you lent me last month?"

"Sorry!" Lao Li said with a smile, "I was supposed to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance department deducted the 50 yuan.

4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to watch a football match in a grand stadium, which opens his eyes, "How about it? It's a big scene, isn't it?" "

Not to be outdone, a relative in the countryside said: "It's nothing unusual, just like the rabbits and chickens we raise at home. They rush around and refuse to enter the nest. "

5. The director and his group of 10 people crowded into a station wagon after they came out of the hotel. They were stopped by Pol.ice on the road. Pol.ice on duty asked: "How many people can the car carry?" "

The driver said: "8. ”

Pol.ice asked again: “How many people are in your car?” "

The director answered first: "Just one table. ”

Ancient poem:

Chrysanthemums

Tang Yuanzhen

Autumn bushes surround the house like Tao’s house,

all around The edge of the weed grows slanting day by day.

It’s not that chrysanthemums are preferred among flowers.

There will be no flowers when they bloom.

Climbing Feilai Peak

King Anshi of the Song Dynasty

flyed to the Qianxun Pagoda on the mountain,

heard the rooster crow and saw the sun rising.

He was not afraid of the floating clouds covering his eyes.

Since I am at the highest peak

Lu Chai

Tang Wangwei

There is no one in the empty mountain,

but I can hear people talking. .

Returning to the deep forest,

The fisherman on the river

Fan Zhongyan of Song Dynasty

People come and go on the river,

but they love the beauty of sea bass.

Look at the boat,

it appears in the storm.

The master who stayed at Furong Mountain during the snow

Liu Changqing of the Tang Dynasty

At dusk, the Cangshan Mountain is far away,

The weather is cold and the white house is poor.

Chai Men hears dogs barking,

He returns home on a stormy night.

Yuan's Day

Wang Anshi

The sound of firecrackers marks the end of the year,

The spring breeze brings warmth to Tusu.

Thousands of households are looking at each other every day,

New peaches are always replaced by old charms.

Afterword:

Hung a red light on a 100-foot-tall pole------seeing red from the outside (a metaphor that looks wrong on the surface, but actually doesn't work.)

Rotten eggs------You can’t shake them off

Big-bellied wife riding a donkey------You can’t lean forward or you can’t lean back

Bindfold your eyes- -----Not in the right way

Sack embroidery------poor foundation; poor foundation; thick and thin; poor foundation

Qiao Daughter-in-law------ It is difficult to cook without rice (a metaphor for no materials, no matter how high the craftsmanship is, it is useless; without conditions, no matter how strong the ability is.)

Building a building on the beach------The foundation is poor; the foundation is not good; the foundation is not reliable; Unstable

The blacksmith goes to work------I can’t do it without beatings

The Lord of Hell sends me an invitation-------I can’t do it without going

The beating is over , Tired, there is hard work without credit! Sorry for some duplications

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2011-11-10 20:39 751787484 | Level 2

Homophone couplet:

Part 1 Link: Lantern lamp, paper (Prucifolia aurantium) shell originally only protects against wind. Second couplet; Drums stand, drums stand, tangerine peel cannot be beaten half a beat (Xia).

First couplet: Two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, but even a little monkey dared to saw each other (sentence). Second line: A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come up with a problem (hoof). First couplet: A dog gnaws a (monk's) bone on the river. Second couplet; Poem of "Flowing Water on Dongpo" (Corpse). First couplet: Confucius was born in Zhou Dynasty. Second couplet; Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong.

First couplet: Lian Zi’s heart is bitter. Second line: Pear (Li) children have intra-abdominal acidity.

First couplet: Two boats are racing, the oar (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sail (Pan Kuai). Second line: A hundred pipes contend, but the clear flute (Di Qing) is no match for Xiao He (Xiao He).

First couplet: Master's aunt (monk) is carrying grain in the field. Second line: In front of the beauty hall, there is an embroidery tailor (a scholar).

First line: Spring is always there in Xiangyangmen. Second line: People who have accumulated good deeds will celebrate (exhaust) and have more than enough (fish).

First couplet: Because of the lotus, you get lotus root (why you get even). Second line: There are apricots and plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).

The first couplet: Pulling nails from the stern of a boat, Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty; the second couplet: Lightning in the clouds, Huo Guang (fire) came from Hanzhong.

The first line: Don’t care about the east (guan), don’t care about the west, steward the wine. The second line: Whether it is prosperous or declining, just drink (bar).

The first couplet: Seeing the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow (Duolaimeifasolasi). The second couplet: Looking closely at the mountains and dancing streams (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven).

First couplet: When the wine is hot, there is no need to make soup (scalding). Second line: There is no point in fanning the car fan when the hall is cool.

The first couplet: Min Zi led the white ox (Bo Niu) by Min Ziqian to pass the prince's store; the second couplet: Bai Gong rode the black horse (Baigongqi) to drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).

First line: Ni Fei He is still thin (Ni Fei Monk is still thin).

Second line: The sundial is short and the yaksha is long (the ghost is short and the yaksha is long).

First line: Walking away in clothes and shoes, urgent matters (give things); Second line: Abandoning armor and dragging soldiers away, often losing (Shang Shu).

First couplet: The aunt picking crops in the field (monk); Second couplet: Holding an embroidery tailor in front of the beauty hall (a scholar)

First couplet: Scholars, farmers, workers (palace), merchants and Yuyu. Second line: cold, hot, warm and cool (good), respectful, thrifty and generous.

The first couplet: The spider under the eaves is full of (private) thoughts. The second couplet: The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud (suspicious) thoughts.

The first couplet: The rain sprinkles ashes and piles up pockmarks. The second couplet: The wind blows the lotus leaves like (towards) turtles.

Jokes:

The driver said: "8 people."

Pol.ice asked again: "How many people are in your car?"

The director responded first: "Just one table."

2. Pol.ice detained two homeless homeless people who were making trouble and asked them where they lived.

A homeless man said: "I live in an empty house!"

"What about you?"

Another replied: "He and I live in the same household!"

3. Lao Li, who had just received his salary, walked out of the finance department. Xiao Ma hurriedly greeted him: "Lao Li, is it time to pay back the 50 yuan you lent me last month?"

"Sorry!" Lao Li said with a smile, "I was supposed to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance department deducted the 50 yuan.

4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to watch a football match in a grand stadium, which opens his eyes, "How about it? It's a big scene, isn't it?" "

Not to be outdone, a relative in the countryside said: "It's nothing unusual, just like the rabbits and chickens we raise at home. They rush here and there and refuse to go in."

The driver said: "8 people."

Pol.ice asked again: "How many people are in your car?"

The director answered first: "Exactly one table."

2. Pol.ice detained two homeless people who were making trouble and asked them where they lived.

A homeless man said: "I live in an empty house!"

"What about you?"

Another replied: "He and I live in the same household!"

3. Lao Li, who had just received his salary, walked out of the finance department. Xiao Ma hurriedly greeted him: "Lao Li, is it time to pay back the 50 yuan you lent me last month?"

"Sorry!" Lao Li said with a smile, "I was supposed to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance department deducted the 50 yuan.

4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to watch a football match in a grand stadium, which opens his eyes, "How about it? It's a big scene, isn't it?" "

Not to be outdone, a relative in the countryside said: "It's nothing unusual, just like the rabbits and chickens we raise at home. They rush around and refuse to enter the nest. "

The driver said: "8. ”

Pol.ice asked again: “How many people are in your car?” "

The director answered first: "Just one table. ”

Ancient poem:

Chrysanthemums

Tang Yuanzhen

Autumn bushes surround the house like Tao’s house,

all around The edge of the weed grows slanting day by day.

It’s not that chrysanthemums are preferred among flowers.

There will be no flowers when they bloom.

Climbing Feilai Peak

King Anshi of the Song Dynasty

flyed to the Qianxun Pagoda on the mountain,

heard the rooster crow and saw the sun rising.

He was not afraid of the floating clouds covering his eyes.

Since I am at the highest peak

Lu Chai

Tang Wangwei

There is no one in the empty mountain,

but I can hear people talking. .

Returning to the deep forest,

The fisherman on the river

Fan Zhongyan of Song Dynasty

People come and go on the river, but they love the beauty of sea bass.

You see a boat,

occurring in the storm. The owner of Furong Mountain in the snow

Liu Changqing of the Tang Dynasty

At dusk, the mountains are far away,

The weather is cold and the white house is poor.

Chaimen hears the barking of dogs.

Returning on a stormy night

On the first day of the lunar month

Wang Anshi

The sound of firecrackers marked the end of the year,

the spring breeze. Sending warmth to Tusu.

Thousands of households have their eyes open,

Always replace old charms with new peaches

Afterword:

Hung a red light on a 100-foot-tall pole------seeing red from the outside (metaphor for something wrong on the surface, but actually not working.)

Rotten eggs------can't do it if you don't throw them away

Big-bellied wife riding a donkey------it can't be done by leaning forward, nor can it be done by leaning back

Guizan blindfolded-------it can't be done right

Sack Embroidery------poor foundation; poor foundation; thick and thin; poor foundation

A clever wife------it is difficult to make a meal without rice (it is a metaphor that without materials, no matter how high the skill is, it is useless; without it) No matter how strong the conditions or abilities are.

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Building a building on the beach------poor foundation; weak foundation; unstable; unstable

The blacksmith goes to work------it can’t be built without fighting

The Lord of Hell is sending me an invitation------I can’t go if I don’t go

After the fight, I’m tired. There is no credit but hard work! Sorry for some duplications hehe

Hope to be affirmed

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2011-11-10 20:39 爱吖の| Level 1

I don’t know

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2011-11-10 21:16 Enthusiastic netizens

Jokes about the homophony of Chinese characters

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!"

(Translation: Comrades, fellow villagers, Pay attention! Don’t talk, it’s a meeting now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Please pick up the pickles and pickles!"

(Translation: Please give me the pickles! Long speech!)

The township chief said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today's meal, we are all big bastards!"

(Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough Eat, everyone has a big bowl!)

If you don’t want pickled melon, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick. ．．

(Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story...)

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2011- 11-12 21:23 1270237855 | Level 1

I can’t be your brother-in-law

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2011-11-13 12:07 Enthusiastic Netizens

Blowed the trumpet through the crack in the door... and became famous.

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2011-11-14 16:34 Cat-loving fish | Level 1

Homophonic couplets

1. Lotus (Lian) Zi's heart is bitter, and (Li) Zi's belly is sore

2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that the river is surrounded (Jiang Wei) and it is difficult to travel (Lü Bu)

3. A bird is in a cage, thinking about its nest (Cao Cao), hating Guan Yu (Guan Yu) but not Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. Two boats racing, the oars are fast (Lu Su) Not as fast as sailing (Pankui)

5. A hundred pipes contend, but the flute (Di Qing) is not as clear as Xiao He (Xiao He)

6. Lotus root is obtained because of the load, (why And get a couple) There are apricots but no plum blossoms, (lucky enough, no matchmaker is needed)

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), Wei Guangwu (Wu), and started in Hanzhong

First couplet : When a monk crosses a river, where can he insert lotus flowers?

Second line: The minister is visiting the market, who planted the persimmon tree in front of him?

Xinlian: When a committee member enters the palace, his face looks very majestic! (Ruthless)

First line: What is the director, what is the director, why is the director what he is good at.

First couplet: Mr. grinds ink, Mr. ink splashes two veins of ink.

Second line: A piece of incense burns coal, and a piece of incense explodes.

Second line: The shepherd boy felled the wood, and the wood damaged the two eyes of the shepherd boy.

First couplet: There are tung seeds on the tree, and the boy is playing under the tree. The boy is hitting the tung seeds, and the tung seeds are falling. The boy is happy.

Second line: The garden is in front of the house, the people inside the house are outside, the people are sweeping outside the garden, and the people outside the garden are clean and quiet.

New couplet: In the corridor behind the courtyard, the doctor is in the courtyard, the doctor is walking in the corridor, the corridor is quiet and quiet, and the doctor is leisurely. (Ruthless)

First line: Palm leaves, peach leaves and grape leaves, herbaceous and woody.

Second line: Plum blossoms, osmanthus, roses, the fragrance of spring and autumn.

First line: When frost comes, who will pity the widow with her cold feet?

Second line: Grain Rain and Rainy Valley, I pity the girl to be alone and cold.

First couplet: The pagoda has six or seven floors, with a large crane in the center.

Second line: Twelve pages of the book, recording the Spring and Autumn Period.

New couplet: Four or five strokes of the family tree, written to Lao Tzu. (Ruthless)

First couplet: Looking for clams to eat by the Buddha's seal water.

Second line: Bring your family to the Dongpo River.

Note: This couplet was written one day when Dongpo took his family out for fun and met Foyin digging clams by the water to eat. Homophone: Look for 'sticks' to eat by the Buddha's seal water. When Foyin heard about it, he came with his family from Dongpo.

And right, it is homophonic: "come with 'shackles' from Dongpo River."

First couplet: Jinshi in modern times are all short-sighted. The capital is forbidden to test Jinshi. Jinshi's lapels are wet and must be wiped with a towel.

First couplet: The Sinan woman went to Tongren.

Second line: Chef Cai will take care of it.

Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan of the Qing Dynasty. A friend of mine wrote this first couplet to refer to a woman from Sinan who went to Tongren, which is homophonic: "si men and women go together"; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food, it turns out that this chef came from his ancestral home. Shangcai, later lived in Huili, and often traveled between the two places. The homophonic pronunciation is: the cook cooks the carp.

First line: It rains heavily and wheat is planted.

Second line: The fields in dry highlands must be dry.

Shi; Bigan: Minister of Shang Zhou.

First line: Agate is not originally a horse brain.

Second line: Langgan is not wolf liver.

First line: How beautiful are the grass flowers as beautiful as the lotus flowers?

Second line: Berries are more sour than plums.

First couplet: The rhinoceros in Xixi is happy to play.

Second line: Youyouyouyouyouweasel.

First line: The chickens are hungry and the beans are fighting.

The second line: The heat of the rat makes the beam cool

The first line: The mud is fat and the grass is still thin.

Second line: The sundial is short and the night difference is long.

Note: This couplet is homophonic to 'Ni fat, monk thin'; 'Ghost is short and Yaksha is long'.

The first couplet: See the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow.

The second couplet: Take a close look at the mountains and dancing streams.

Note: The beauty of this couplet lies in the first couplet. The Lianji pronunciation is like a musical scale: 'Duolai Mifa Solasi'. The second line reads the numbers in dialect: ‘one, two, three, four, five, six, seven’.

First line: The child digs out the frog and uncovers the tile.

Second line: Mom scolded the horse for eating hemp.

First line: It is good to study but not good to study.

Second line: It is good to study but not easy to study.

First line: Traveling to the West Lake, picking up the tin pot, dropping the tin pot from the West Lake

Second line: Traveling to the West Mountain, picking up the clothes, dropping the clothes of Xishan, cherishing the good ones

Second line ：When Jiazi Tian’s family’s family’s family’s family meets Jiazi’s beautiful family’s family’s children

New couplet: After passing the nine-window to carry the wine bowl, the wine bowl is lost, and the nine-window has been holding the wine bowl for a long time (ruthless)

New Couplet: Shooting Tongyan Tongyan across Tongyan Rock and killing Tongyan Tongyan in pain (merciless)

New couplet: Entering Beijing to offer platinum and platinum to hide a hundred catties of platinum in Beijing (original)

Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwan River in the Three Gorges.

First couplet: The sea water is falling

Second couplet: The floating clouds grow long and long and fade

First couplet: Long and long Long, long, long

Second line: line, line, line, line, line=

Note: the first, third, fifth and sixth words of the first line are pronounced "chang". The second, fourth, and seventh characters are pronounced "zhang"

The first, third, fifth, and sixth characters of the second line are pronounced "hang." The pronunciation of characters two, four, and seven

First couplet: The boy hits the tung seeds, the tung seeds fall, and the boy is happy.

Second couplet: The daughter-in-law was carrying a tin pot, but the tin pot leaked, and the daughter-in-law was angry.

Second couplet: The monk stood on the river, the river collapsed, and the monk ran away.

First couplet: A hungry chicken steals rice and a boy beats it up.

Second line: The summer rat comes to Liang and the guest coughs and is frightened.

First couplet: Li hits the carp, the carp sinks to the bottom, Li sinks and the carp floats.

Second line: The wind blows the bees, the bees swoop to the ground, the wind calms down and the bees fly.

First line: Jia Dao’s drunkenness was not a fake.

Second line: Liu Ling does not leave zero when drinking.

First couplet: The rain hits the beach, sinking and falling.

Second line: The wind blows the candle, half of it flows away, and half of it remains.

First line: The conductor burned the paper, and the ashes flew up to the conductor’s head.

Second couplet; I am going to eat when I am writing, and I am full of food.

First line: The shepherd boy felled the wood, and the wood struck the shepherd boy's eyes.

Second line: Burn the coal with the fragrance of plum blossoms, and apply the fragrance of plum blossoms to the two eyebrows of coal.

First couplet: Move the chair and lean against the tung trees to admire the moon together.

Second couplet; Light up the lamp and ascend the pavilion to write books.

First couplet: Eternal flow, Eternal building, looking at the eternal flow from the Eternal building, the flowing building leads to the eternal.

Second line: The seal of man and moon, the shadow of man and moon, the shadow of man and moon combines the seal of man and moon, and the shadow of man and moon is the same as the shadow of man and moon.

First couplet: Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower is eternal, and the river is eternal.

Second line: The moon well is printed with the moon’s shadow, the moon’s shadow is printed in the moon well, and the moon’s shadow is printed in the moon well for ten thousand years.

First couplet: Father Wuzi, son Wuzi, father son Wuzi.

Second couplet; Master Situ, Tu Situ, Master and Disciple Situ.

First couplet: In the field of yellow millet, rats are walking, and rats are dragging the ears of millet.

Second couplet; A white sheep lies under a poplar tree, and the sheep gnaws on the poplar branches.

First couplet: Freeze the warship, the soldiers fight against the ice, and the ice sends the troops away.

Second line: The nun’s shoes are muddy, the nun washes the mud, and the nun returns home after all the mud is gone.

First line: Wushan is as good as Wushan.

Second line: How can water be as clear as a river?

First couplet: Maple trees are planted on the peak. The maples move when the wind blows, but the peak does not move.

Second couplet: The heron is hanging on the roadside, and the dew falls on the heron, and the heron is frightened.

First couplet: Idle people are not allowed to enter, but wise people are allowed to enter.

Second couplet: Don’t let thieves come.

Xinlian: Don’t come to those who make money, but those who work hard.

Xinlian: Don’t come to sinners, and don’t come to drunken guests. (Ruthless)

First couplet: There are tung trees on the tree, and the boy under the tree. The boy hits the tung trees, and the tung trees fall, and the boy is happy.

Second line: The garden outside is in front of the house, the people outside the house are outside, the people outside are sweeping the garden, the garden is clean outside, and the people are quiet outside.

First couplet: Monk Fazheng was carrying soup to the pagoda, but he accidentally missed it and the soup dripped and scalded the pagoda.

Second couplet: Old Xu, a tailor, was playing chess with his wife. Unexpectedly, he missed an eye, and his wife abandoned the game.

First couplet: Luoyang Bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows the buckwheat and the bridge does not move.

Second couplet; Parrot Island, the boat is under the state, but the water prevents the boat from flowing to the island.

First couplet: My mother is riding a horse, and my mother scolds the horse for being slow.

Second line: Niu Niu hits the cow, and the cow twists the cow.

First couplet: Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru are similar in name but not in reality.

Second couplet: Wei Wuji, Changsun Wuji, he is Wuji, this is also Wuji.

First couplet: Stars in the sky, stars on the ground, centers of people, each word has its own meaning.

Second line: Geese in the clouds, swallows in front of the eaves, and grebes on the fence, all of the same type.

First couplet: Two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, but even a little monkey dared to saw each other (sentence).

Second line: A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come up with a question (hoof).

First couplet: Because of the lotus, you get lotus root (why you get even).

Second line: There are apricots and plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).

First couplet: A dog gnaws a (monk) bone on the river.

Second couplet; Poem of Water Flowing to the East Slope (Corpse).

First line: Spring is always there in Xiangyangmen.

Second couplet: People who have accumulated good deeds will celebrate (exhaust) and have more than enough (fish).

First couplet: Master's aunt (monk) is carrying grain in the field.

Second line: A scholar (a scholar) holding an embroidery tailor in front of a beautiful lady's hall.

First couplet: Confucius was born in Zhou Dynasty (Zhou Dynasty).

Second couplet; Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong.

First line: Lanterns, paper (Prucifolia aurantium) shells originally only protected against wind.

Second line; Drums stand, drums stand, tangerine peel cannot be beaten half a beat (Xia).

First couplet: Lian Zi’s heart is bitter.

Bottom line: Pear (li) children have intra-abdominal acidity.

First couplet: Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, I complain that it is difficult to travel because of the river.

Second line: The bird is in a cage, its mind is in its nest, and it hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly.

Note: This couplet is the couplet of Neijiang Sanyuan Pagoda. Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), Lu Bu (Lü Bu), Cao Chao (Cao Cao), Guan Yu, Zhang Fei.

First couplet: Two boats are racing, the oar is not as fast as the sail.

Second line: A hundred pipes are contending, but the flute is as clear as Xiao He.

Note: "Oar Speed", "Fan Kuai", "Di Qing" and "Xiao He" are homophonic to characters from the Three Kingdoms respectively: Lu Su, Pan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He.

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2011-11-17 18:24 Enthusiastic Netizens

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west.

Spring silkworms will not run out of silk until they are dead, and wax torches will turn to ashes before their tears dry up.

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2011-11-17 22:20 Enthusiastic netizens

First couplet: Master (monk) is carrying crops in the field. Second line: In front of the beauty hall, there is an embroidery tailor (a scholar).